Thread 938171213

How do i ask these dating app bitches if they have stds without offending them, or is that just the chance i take with being a degenerate horny retard

>>938171213 (OP)
You are actually able to get to the message stage? I feel like a ghost on there. Don't even look or act like a sperg. I don't get it tbh. I have a good career, car, money, I have hobbies, I'm not fat fat but I could stand to lose 25 - 40 lbs but I've seen worse off dudes than me with perfect petite young women.

>>938171295
Same. I get matched, go to message them, then they unmatch and ghost me. Why like my profile if you're gonna get scared when I reach out?

>>938171330
I honestly think we just live in the matrix and everything is fake and gay including women

>>938171295
>>938171330
youre probably over thinking it, dumb down everything you say to a woman like as if you were talking to a cavewoman, but keep it clear you want to fuck them but not overly so that it annoys them

>>938171370
Yeah I figure it's some type of specific style in which they want to be spoken too. It's them who are the autistic retards in all this i can't lie.

I try everything. Dumbing down. Getting extra smart. Joking around. Banter. I think online dating is just people looking for specific body types and gold digging.

>>938171213 (OP)
>worried about offending thots
Shiggy diggy

>>938171356
Kel, what an absolute turbovirgin perspective, love it, I'd pat you on the back but I dont want you trying to hump my leg about it

>>938171295
if you are getting no interactions then maybe try reinstalling the app, I have like 400 likes and I can't like them all back because I'll run out

>>938171929
IMO if you have that many youre probably very attractive and tall, so congrats on winning the genetic lottery brother!

>>938172020
I'm 5 foot 4 and I never said I was a guy anon...

>>938172050
ah well that explains the 400 matches kek literally any girl can instantly get hundreds in days meanwhile i get 1 or 2 a week if im lucky, i was born with a lucky blue eyes and dark hair combo and yet that barely gets me that

>>938171894
I've probably had more sex than you unless you're like 35 plus lmao. Dating apps are fucking retarded I don't have time to study womens autism like dark souls when you can just go outside and have real interaction with body language you god damn nigger.

>>938172161
Im 36 and thats my point, dating apps are worthless and anyone willing to give up on women because easy mode isn't easy enough is doomed to die alone.

>>938171370
way too much effort. they can sense youve thought about it. gigachads are basically a dick on 2 legs. you hit em up and if theyre not immediately interested, you exit. yes 99% of time nothing will happen (unless you re a 10/10), but thats why they say its a numbers game.
the point is, when you put in effort, youve already disqualified yourself because that means you dont already have 10 whores on a call waiting for your green light. women are hypergamous which means you gotta be "above them" on mating metrics, at all times. and they like preselection, meaning they want what other women want, thats why groupies are female. so you have to SEEM like you have infinite options at all times - which, if you put in effort, you clearly dont, because someone who has options doesn have to put in effort. you write 1 line, thats it. if they dont bite, it wont go anywhere ANY WAY. and if they do bite, 2 more lines. something about her being hot and a day+time. tell her to be there, dont even negotiate. cause again, you dont have to. and then comes advanced stuff like push+pull which is too complicated to write here, but first get good at hooking them

>>938173231
oh and another thing i forgot thats equally important: since youre a gigachad with tons of options at any given time, you dont care. ever. about anything. not only does this confirm you have options and couldnt care less if she leaves, but it also signals youre strong. because strong men (think, animal in the jungle, not our modern world with laws, guns and prison) dont have to worry about anything. you wouldnt worry about a fly, so then why do you care? exactly. everything and everybody is a fly to you. you could take down anyone. thats why you dont care. (obviously you care, youre not gonna run into traffic but you have to seem like you dont in a believable way)

>>938173231
>>938173303
>le masculinity as told by a passive aggressive reddit user

>>938173611
which part is passive aggressive?

>>938173231
>>938173303
for most girls sure, youre right, but those girls who are so finely tuned and socialized would catch onto my autism in 10 seconds in real life and online, so some girls who are either inexperienced enough, or autistic enough themselves, i focus on keeping their attention which is far easier to maintain and leaves more room for error
>>938173611
more like a meta for dating, that works on alot of dumb normie women

>>938173611
The irony is that your comment is the most reddit comment here

>>938173644
>those girls who are so finely tuned and socialized
if you want finely tuned and socialized girls, why are you on apps??? apps are for fucking. if you want something serious then you gotta approach it in a serious manner. nothing about dating apps is serious. for a "finely tuned" woman (would not recommend but whatever its your life), you have to talk her up in real life. yes its more difficult, nobody said it would be easier. you have to learn when you advances are wanted and when youre about to catch a prison sentence.

>>938173758
lol i literally tell half the girls i talk to that im going to rape them, some of them i have raped, i dont know how i havnt been reported once yet, maybe im just barely attractive enough for them not to care, one time i told a black girl i was going to rape her the first day i talked to her and her response was ''okay XD'' and then we met 2 times, i could've even cum in her but chose not to cause i dont want a half nigger son who hates himself

>>938173914
>apps in a nutshell