>Is that a heat lamp?
>Are you heating this room up on purpose?

>>938180907 (OP)
That was pretty funny.
I wish Sam wouldn't take it so seriously.

Just built my gorilla nest. Gonna eat some fried chicken and take a nap.

>In the sweltering summer of '25

>AsmondGold reacts to The fall: Sam Hyde

>>938180907 (OP)
>I don’t eat seed oils

Based

>>938180907 (OP)
Ugly subhuman, I hope he kills himself

I heard Sam Hyde got fucked in the ass and it wasn't consensual

>>938180907 (OP)
This crashout was insane. He crashed out on Harland. Crashing out in comedy. On the podcast he crashed out. He crashed out. Insane crash out. In this instance the crashout was crazy.

YES I AM. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING GORILLA TWIGS

>>938180916
lol

>>938180915
What do you mean by that? He was trapped inside of a cage or a box of some kind and he crashed against the wall of it until he broke it and got out? That sounds like a good thing. I'm happy for him. I hope he enjoys his newfound freedom.

>>938180907 (OP)
Sam is a nigger and his fans are niggers

>>938180907 (OP)
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE
SO MAKE YOUR GORILLA NEST

>>938180918
I think the point he's making is that younger generations mindlessly repeat inane catchphrases in an attempt to sound cool and fit in. Some individuals don't know when to stop, and it gets grating for the more refined, cultured and patrician among us.

Another boring Seth Harris spam thread with AI slop

>>938180907 (OP)
>I was raped in the sweltering heat of lamps of 2025

>>938180907 (OP)
Still can't believe he couldn't keep up with a fucking boomer.
Image a boomer dabbing on you and running circles around you.
Harman referenced Fresh and Ripe, The Candyman, Fish Tank(opposite of it is Gorilla Nest), the fucking Cunnilingus sketch and Sam couldn't keep up with anything. He just stood there and took it like a bitch. He bombed every fucking joke even when Harman gave him "Cunnilingus, a Scottish word" on a silver fucking platter. All he had to do was become the Candyman or just make some joke about kilts or anything and Sam just stood there and said "Well, achtually it's a Latin root word" like an absolute fucking idiot.
Near the end Harman generously gave him another chance to be come the Candyman "Ohh lad I 'eared you were crazy" and Sam just acted like a total loser getting enraged by a silly old man and sitting there and seething.

The whole thing was great, Harland was on point, so was Charls, and Sam did his thing, in the end everyone was amplified I think. Sam "crashing out" is sort of his brand, him ever being accepted by comedians would be against the person that he has already built. The best thing he can do now is say nothing which is what he should have been doing all along, he breaks character far too often these days.

Heideckerwood brethren... we got moved to /b/oliticians

didn't sam fuck a tranny?

>>938180912
Sam Looks like if someone only consumed seed oils, bitch has probably spent more money on mcdonalds than every hood nigger in chode island