Thread 938181399

I'm currently supported by my parents. Mom buys stuff for me, like clothes and electronics, and dad pays for food. But they're old, and I'm afraid they'll both die soon. What will happen then? I have no skills, no college, nothing... I'm thinking of applying for neetbux.

I'm afraid, kinda. I still feel like I'll be taken care of somehow. What do you guys think? Any tips for being a homeless person?

>>938181399 (OP)
How attached are you to your anal virginity?

>>938181399 (OP)
you and your parents are losers
they shouldn't let you mooch off of them
it's a disservice to them and to you
if you have no drive to support yourself, then you're doomed
working sucks, but being homeless is worse

>>938181399 (OP)
Your parents WILL die. You WILL need to get a job. You're not disabled, so you wont get government gibs.
If you refuse to do the bare minimum, you WILL become homeless.
Get your ass in gear, retard. Can't suck on mommy and daddy's tits for forever.

>>938181501
Not attached at all

>>938181524
You can call me a loser, but not my parents! It's not their fault they have a loser son.

>>938181573
do you love your parents?
Then start trying to make them proud.
Apply yourself - stop being a disgrace.
Go learn a trade, or get a degree, or work a job.
You owe it to yourself and to them.
Absolute worst case - join the military.

>>938181561
>you WILL become homeless.

I'm not worried

>>938181573
It's their fault. Shoulda raised you better

>>938181629
>Apply yourself - stop being a disgrace.
>Go learn a trade, or get a degree, or work a job.

I can't deal with other people. I tried getting a job, but it didn't work.

>>938181677
>It's their fault. Shoulda raised you better

They did their best, anon. It's my fault.

>>938181692
I don't know what to tell you.
You're going to have to deal with it somehow.
If you really can't deal with people, then you need to get help. Seriously.
If that's just a cope, then you need to grow up.
Don't let your past failures keep you from trying to grow.
It didn't work last time, but you can't let that keep you from trying again.

>>938181573
Well if you're on the street, you can offer your ass to guys for money.

>>938181754
I see. Well, I guess I'll have to try... I just don't know when.

>>938181827
That's a meme lol. I can't make money as a hooker.

>>938181969
Set a reasonable time for yourself.
This won't be easy, but you can do it.
You need to step out of your comfort zone.
Hold yourself accountable and be responsible.
You don't have to be a failure - it's just been a choice up until now.
I hope that you will make your parents proud.

>>938182078
>I hope that you will make your parents proud.

I probably won't. But thanks anyway, anon.

>>938182213
Step away from the defeatist mindset.
You CAN do it, and you have to.
It won't be sunshine and rainbows.
The path to bettering yourself can be brutal.
Push yourself to get better everyday, and you'll make it.

>>938181692
anon, nobody can deal with other people. you are not unique in this matter.
everyone who has a job got one even though they didn't want one. literally everyone.

>>938182304
>>938182507
The truth is I rather live in the streets than getting a job

>>938182533
no, you wouldn't. and you know it. you're just making excuses.
maybe you don't realize it, but you're extremely transparent.

>>938181636
enjoy sucking off other homeless guys for food/drugs/alcohol i guess

>>938182560
>maybe you don't realize it, but you're extremely transparent.

Is that a good or bad thing?

>>938182578
I'd suck homeless guys for fun. But I'm not going to do it for drugs or alcohol, I don't like those, I gave up on them when I was a teenager.

>>938182533
Anon - you might very well end up there in that case.
I don't have anything else to tell you other that what I've already said.
I've worked with homeless people, and they are genuinely miserable.
They often turn to drugs to be able to deal with life in the streets.
It's unbearable to watch imo.
A lot of the people whom I've tried to help also said that they would rather be homeless than work a job.
From what I can tell, most of them didn't want to conform to a schedule because they wanted to feel more free.
I don't know you - I don't know how you think or what you're like irl.
Try to figure out why you are so against getting a job.
If it's because you don't want to conform to a schedule, then maybe try to become an entrepreneur.
I'm serious.
You can set your own schedule and you'd be working for you.
It's risky.
I'd want to make sure that there isn't any other way first before trying to start your own business, but it could be an option.

Also - talk to your parents or friends about this. You aren't alone.

>>938182714
Thank you for giving me attention, anon. But really, you don't need to bother with it. I know I don't, and I'm the subject that will probably end up on the streets.

I'd talk to other people irl, but they don't care either.

I'll try to enjoy the peaceful life I have now to the fullest.

>>938182666
>Is that a good or bad thing?
it's a bad thing. you think everyone is buying your act
>nooo i could NEVER handle getting a job
>i'm just not cut out for having a job!
>i just don't like having to interact with people!
>i'm so special and quirky!
and you don't realize that everyone can see through your bullshit
we have all been there before
nobody wants to have a job
we got one anyway because we needed one
and you will get one too

>>938182834
>and you will get one too

Never!

>>938182828
Please just try talking to your parents or friends you trust.
They likely care more than you are giving them credit for.
If a random anon on /b/ is willing to listen and give advice, imagine what a loved one can do.

I won't know how you turn out, but I sincerely hope that you make it.

>>938182878
why pretend like you will never get a job?
nobody will ever believe that you don't want the freedom that comes with having your own income.
whats the point of this thread?

>>938182666
>I'd suck homeless guys for fun.
Got a lot of fun in your future then. Why worry?

>>938181399 (OP)
Two options:

1. get a fuckin job
2. an hero

Also: OP is a faggot.

>>938182892
>but I sincerely hope that you make it.

Thank u for your words, sweet fren <3

>>938182925
I don't know what to tell you. I'm poor, I've always been poor, and I got used to it.

>>938182960
>Why worry?

Because it's like dying: it's uncertain and possibly painful.

If I don't have a home, device with access to internet and vydia I'll go nuts.

>>938182982
??? anon getting a job doesn't mean you aren't going to be poor. i didn't say anything about not being poor.
i ask again what is the purpose of this larp, pretending that you don't want a job?

>>938183026
>pretending that you don't want a job?

Why don't u believe that I REALLY don't want a job?

>>938183056
anon... everyone "REALLY" doesn't want a job. you are not special. your experience is not unique. hundreds of millions of other people have gone through the EXACT path that you're taking.
and they all got jobs. and they looked back and knew that they were ignorant, and they cringed.
why don't you believe that you are not a unique pitiful snowflake?

>>938183016
> it's uncertain and possibly painful.
The only way to gain a measure of certainty is to take your future into your own hands. You do that, but getting a useful skill you can exchange for money (a job), and then using the money to pay for things (home, internet, vydia) that make a stable life for yourself. Even *if* you qualify for disability and/or welfare, you're still at the mercy of what they're willing to pay you, which can change given the political climate. In the US, look how many people are going to lose their medical coverage. If you don't secure your own future, you're at the whim of what someone else is willing to give you. Which may end up being little or nothing.

>>938183056
>I REALLY don't want a job
anon they're not that hard. jesus
like its very extremely easy. maybe that's why nobody believes that you would rather be homeless and have nothing than to work even five hours a week at a fucking grocery store.

>>938183225
>why don't you believe that you are not a unique pitiful snowflake?

Pitiful snowflake? What? No, I won't get a job.

>>938183229
You are correct I think. But still...

>>938183344
It's a waste of time.

>>938183432
>It's a waste of time.
no, you're thinking of volunteering. a job pays you money.

>>938183432
>No, I won't get a job.
Right, that's what everyone else thought too.
that's what i'm trying to tell you. you are not saying anything unexpected or unusual here. and you're eventually going to grow up and get a job. sorry, i don't make the rules.

>>938183519
Money that is paid for my time. I don't want it.

>>938183552
Stahp

>>938183623
>i don't want money
right, we're all sooo convinced that you would totally be okay with being homeless. you're so quirky OP!

>>938183432
> But still...
But still what? This is a binary choice: be in control of your own future, or NOT being in control of your own future. There's no third option here. if you're not willing to take your life and it's outcomes in your own hands, then you're just going to have to accept what others give you, which will be minimal at best, and nothing at worst.

>>938183683
>we're all sooo convinced that you would totally be okay with being homeless.

You should be convinced that I would suck the cock of everyone in this thread as a way to thank them.

The bait gets worse every day and you chuds still fall for it

>>938183830
>He thinks it's bait

Oh my gosh...

>>938183890
they ARE baiting you, how you don't realize this is beyond me.

>>938183911
I'm not baiting tho

>>938184155
yes, they ARE baiting you. sorry, not sorry.

>>938184348
Ok :(

I wish I could change your mind

>>938184401
no you don't lol

>>938184504
>I like you
>no you don't lol

Ok bro.

>>938184694
sorry bro. nobody believes you
i'm happy for your future self though who got a job and cringes at his past self

>>938181399 (OP)
You will simply continue to be a nigger.

I am in a similar situation
I would marry a hag and clean and cook for her but women don't need that

>>938181399 (OP)
You need to get a job dude. I was in the same situation for a while- mooching off of my parents- but after my dad died I realized that life is gonna kick you in the balls even harder if you give up, than if you put even an ounce of effort in. Having a job definitely SUCKS. But not having access to clean water, food, and a place to sleep without being worried about getting stabbed in the middle of the night is definitively worse. There's a million opportunities to make your life better/more fun/more fulfilling- But they aren't going to show up to your door. If you just put in a inch of effort, you'll get a mile of results. You just need to get started.