How dis make you feel cracker
His name was Jack Johnson.
>Just a poor African American man.
>Learns how to box.
>Gets quite good at it.
>Starts KOing white boxers left and right
>Butt hurt white racists spectators literally jump in the ring, ignoring all rules, and try to revive the unconscious white fighters.
>Referee tells him he shouldn't smile after beating a white man.
>Starts having public affairs with white women in a time when such things were unthinkable.
>Both he and the white women are warned against it.
>Warnings go ignored.
>Stuffs rolled up newspapers in his briefs whenever in public so it has an conspicuously large bulge to make white men extra salty.
>Starts dating semi-famous white female celebrities.
>Carrys them across the country fucking them.
>An entire law is passed just to stop this from happening (the Mann Act).
>Looks white people dead in the eyes with a broad smile plastered on his face in a time when being anything but timid before a white person could be interpreted as disrespect and get you lynched.
>Has a long undefeated streak.
>Racists get so angry they practically drag a great white boxer out of retirement just to put the man in his place.
>White boxer gets back into shape.
>Money is negotiated and match scheduled.
>Huge anticipation to the fight.
>The entire country wants him to lose.
>Match begins
>Beats the Great White Hope like he owes him money.
>Butthurt white racists go across the country lynching random black people out of spite.
"I'm Jack Johnson, heavyweight champion of the world. I'm black. They never let me forget it. I'm black all right. I'll never let them forget it."
-Jack Johnson
>Just a poor African American man.
>Learns how to box.
>Gets quite good at it.
>Starts KOing white boxers left and right
>Butt hurt white racists spectators literally jump in the ring, ignoring all rules, and try to revive the unconscious white fighters.
>Referee tells him he shouldn't smile after beating a white man.
>Starts having public affairs with white women in a time when such things were unthinkable.
>Both he and the white women are warned against it.
>Warnings go ignored.
>Stuffs rolled up newspapers in his briefs whenever in public so it has an conspicuously large bulge to make white men extra salty.
>Starts dating semi-famous white female celebrities.
>Carrys them across the country fucking them.
>An entire law is passed just to stop this from happening (the Mann Act).
>Looks white people dead in the eyes with a broad smile plastered on his face in a time when being anything but timid before a white person could be interpreted as disrespect and get you lynched.
>Has a long undefeated streak.
>Racists get so angry they practically drag a great white boxer out of retirement just to put the man in his place.
>White boxer gets back into shape.
>Money is negotiated and match scheduled.
>Huge anticipation to the fight.
>The entire country wants him to lose.
>Match begins
>Beats the Great White Hope like he owes him money.
>Butthurt white racists go across the country lynching random black people out of spite.
"I'm Jack Johnson, heavyweight champion of the world. I'm black. They never let me forget it. I'm black all right. I'll never let them forget it."
-Jack Johnson
