>>938192482>Sup my homie, Quintalus VIII!It's yo boy, Nimbus 'McFly', hollerin' from the 26th century, but right now I'm deep in that 1586 shit, you feel me? This fuckin' place is wild, bro, like nothing we ever seen before. I've been on this sex tourism gig for a minute now, hoppin' through time, bustin' nuts in every era. But let me tell you, this Edo Period shit? It's like the ultimate tight pussy.
So, I'm chillin' in some place n' check out samurai's crib, right? Thinkin' to swag some samurai blade since This cat's out slayin' some bandits or whatever, and he leaves his lil' daughter, Akira-Chan, all to herself. And man, is she fine. Like, fine like the silk these niggas wear. She's just there, all innocent and shit...but not for long!
Now, I know what you're thinkin'. This ain't no BDSM dungeon, no "yes daddy" shit. This is straight-up ancient Japan, where they think black skin's got magic. So I play it cool, let her come to me, and she does, like a moth to a flame. before she knows it, I've got her bent over, her cherry blossom ass in the air. She's tight, Q, like a fist wrapped around a diamond. And she's moanin' in that cute lil' language of theirs, like she's never felt anything so big.
But then she looks at me, all terrified, and I know what's up. This bitch is gonna remember me, and that ain't cool. So I pull out the mind wipe tech, the same shit we used on that French maid back in Versailles? One zap, and it's like it never happened. But let me tell you, she'll be feelin' it for days, maybe even months. And if she's pregnant with my black time-travelin' baby? Well, shit, history might just get a little more interesting.
So that's the word from the wild, wild East, my nigga. Keep it real, keep it raw, and keep that time-space continuum poppin'. And if you see me, don't tell nobody. This is just between me, you, and the Big G!
Peace out,
N. McFly
