Given the - generously put - subpar quality of this board as of late, I propose a classic thread to bring a pinch of merriment and cheer to this evening. What say you gentlemen to a thread in which we exchange pleasantries in polite and formal parlance, yet in the instance an anon gets trips, we dispense with the faΓ§ade that we are civilized men and instead launch banal insults toward one another, as simians do with their own dung? I feel as though such a thread will bode well, and I hope that this fine body of men with which I share this imageboard with shall agree.