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Hello everyone. Anybody.

>Opossum

It's always dead on the weekends.

work will make you happy

>>938202665 (OP)
>>938204321
The party has started.

>>938205770
I blew my pizza budget yesterday, I'm afraid.

>>938205819
What the hell dude.
Who else is showing up?

Employment now

>>938206378

I brought pizza and fent

>>938208071
Give me the fent.

>>938208139
Here you go
*paws u a smurf limonado*

>>938208230
A smurf what?

>>938208439
A liimonade a drink that goes pop fzzz fizz fzzzz and then attacks youre mouth with bubbls

job application now.

>>938208812
I'm intrigued.
Let me get a sip.

>>938209144
You can have the whole bottle im not big on sharing like that

>>938209460
I'll waterfall it bro.

With no secrets, no obsession
This time I'm speeding, with no direction
Without a reason, what is this fire?
Burning slowly, my one and only
Mmm, Desire

>>938208071
Give me the pizza.

>>938210171
Hello, Gom.

>>938210944
Le poss.

job

>>938211036
Give me the week in review.

>>938211343
This has been the 4th or 5tth roughest week I've had this year for sure.

>>938206440
Kek

Anon, it's time to find employment.

>>938209518
I dont think theres enough smurf sugar water to make waterwall mby rly tiny one for lil tiny time

>>938210944
Sorry i think the pizza gone bad
I bought it yesterday in preparation
And ad usual slept on top of it so nobody steal it
Also i dtew a fox

ive been on such an awful streak of coming late here

>>938211975
Stop that.
>>938211528
It's fine. I have beer.

>>938212114
im trying to stop it
the past couple times i came at three in the morning
>beer.
i had vodka earlier with a fap
instant ramen now

I need to fucking ejaculate

>>938212244
Dubs? Vodka? And a fap?
God bless you.

>>938212480
>>938212480
>God bless you.
thanks, i guess?

>>938211975
Did u look at the fox i drew can u but it upnon the fridge

>>938212114
Wat beer fountain!?!? Crazy stinky idea!!

work 9-5

>>938213029
wheres the fox, show me and i will put it up

>>938214248
Up in threade

>>938211528
this one?

You read all of these posts, so I may say a few words. My mom once caught me fingering my butthole, of course I was trying to hit the prostate which is only 1 inch in. It feels amazing by the way. Like someone is rubbing the back of my penis. Anyways I was so shocked and all that she saw me naked doing myself I couldn't even come up with a good excuse. I said oh I was just cleaning myself. I didn't see her at all that day after the act and it took us a few days before we started talking again. Oh and more on that, if you're going to finger your prostate, always use an enema. I try to eat light when I go down on myself. You may think you got rid of all of your shit but there is always some leftovers in there. Also hello bani

>>938215168
Si