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Anonymous No.938203551 >>938204289 >>938204661 >>938205726 >>938207228 >>938207359 >>938209495 >>938209996
Becoming my own gf
hi guys, I'm 28. no job. no gf. Lost both. Been like this for over a year. I got a foot fetish. I was thinking that maybe I should be my own gf and never chase women again.

I want to get to the point where I'm fucking myself with big dildo, smelling my own feet, and jizzing own face. Something I want from my woman but every night. Eventually I can even dress up the way I'd want my gf to be. keep in mind I'm very vanilla and have done nothing like this

women suck. I could try but they're rude, have unrealistic expectations, and even if I sokeohow get one to marry me there is still a 50% chance we get divorced and 50% of the money I earned while trying to get back again is stolen. I want kids but it will probably be just one and it will life ruining anyway and not even a few kids to make it worth it

idk just hopeless rn and feel like I should just start taking care of myself

pic not me but inspo
Anonymous No.938203822 >>938203852
no
Anonymous No.938203852
>>938203822
no what?
Anonymous No.938204289 >>938204421
>>938203551 (OP)
i have a tit fetish
Anonymous No.938204421
>>938204289
okay?
Anonymous No.938204661 >>938204705
>>938203551 (OP)
you might feel hopeless rn but stay strong fren, all will be well
Anonymous No.938204705
>>938204661
I appreciate you fren. I lost everything and everyone
Anonymous No.938205726 >>938209792
>>938203551 (OP)
Didn't you post a thread a while ago? If that's the same thread, i think i said at the time that i would fuck my wife's ass thinking about your butt
Anonymous No.938207228 >>938209413
>>938203551 (OP)
Except you wouldn’t look good anon because you’re a man.
>b-but
You don’t look good. Lipstick on a pig and all that. Also turning yourself into a caricature of a woman is expensive. Even if you are just going the cross dresser route and buying toys you’re going to be spending a lot. It would be 1000x cheaper to have a regular prostitute you visit. If you don’t have a job you probably can’t afford either so get a job first. Don’t do gay shit anon. It’s really bad for you.
Anonymous No.938207359 >>938209463
>>938203551 (OP)
Why not get a job and buy a sex doll?
Anonymous No.938209413
>>938207228
I feel like it wouldn't be cheaper
Anonymous No.938209463
>>938207359
not a bad idea
Anonymous No.938209495 >>938209526
>>938203551 (OP)
>30
>neet
>never had a job
>never had a gf
>still not trooning out
Suck it up pussy boy. You don’t know real loneliness
Anonymous No.938209526
>>938209495
damn that's rough

not having a gf might have been better tho
Anonymous No.938209792
>>938205726
did you?
Anonymous No.938209996 >>938210021
>>938203551 (OP)
I hope things get better for you
Anonymous No.938210021
>>938209996
thanks