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Anonymous No.938217192 [Report] >>938217476 >>938222781
An angel by accident
Story time

>Be me
>Two years ago
>Driving home from work because not neet
>Want to get home quick because amazon said my new Sonic game was delivered
>Everything going fine until car in front of me gets sideswiped, goes into median and rolls several times
>I pull over and run over to her
>Old woman inside
>Alive but hurt
>I open the door and pull her out
>She's barely conscious but I check her out and she's not bleeding and probably not gonna die
>Other people get out of their cars and come over
>I want to play sonic so I leave her with them and go home Fast forward to two weeks ago
>Be visiting super religious Grandparents
>They've got some weird tv show on where they interview people who've seen angels
>One woman comes on
>Mfw it's the woman I helped out of the car
>Mfw she tells the story of a handsome angel who pulled her out of a car after a bad accident and then disappeared
>Mfw I'm an angel
>Mfw a girl called me handsome
Anonymous No.938217237 [Report] >>938217420
I am also an angel here
Anonymous No.938217420 [Report] >>938218164
>>938217237
No, you is a fat fuck
Anonymous No.938217476 [Report]
>>938217192 (OP)
You faggots should fuck off to /soc/ nobody gives a fuck about your discord group coming here to dogwhistle. Just fuck off.
Anonymous No.938218164 [Report] >>938221393 >>938221409
>>938217420
Im not fat.
Anonymous No.938221393 [Report] >>938221409
>>938218164

oh hai anon
Anonymous No.938221409 [Report] >>938222322
>>938218164
>>938221393


howth everyone
right meow?
Anonymous No.938221444 [Report]
Anonymous No.938222322 [Report]
>>938221409
>story time

>driving home from work because not neet

always with the driving before work, the rest of your story is redundant.
Anonymous No.938222781 [Report]
>>938217192 (OP)
me when im desperate to get on one of the thousand shitty greentext channels so i have to make up a story that clearly never happened