Celeb Thread - /New and unimproved/ edition.

>>938219401 (OP)
not a celeb

My sunburn is finally clearing up. :>

>>938219398
that's a cute lil jenna

>>938219449
Glad to see the good voice took over!

>>938219453
thats jenna in a nutshell !

>>938219478
i'm still fapping to big black cocks over here

>>938219496
now with pic

>>938219496
>>938219508
Switch to big white cocks right this second, mister!

>>938219526
if i must, but they are much harder to find

oh look, another not a celeb thread

>>938219542
stick to bbc

>>938219624
getting some mixed messages here

>>938219482
short even on heels

>>938219661
Do you think Lily would choose BWC if it wasn't better?!
It's easy to go to McDonald's and get a greasy boigah, it's a lot harder to make a better one at home but you gotta put in the work!

>>938219694
Allow me to introduce myself...

CB KNOWS HOW TO GOON RIGHT

Couple weeks ago, I go to the fuckin’ doctor, cocksucka. I got this boil on my ass the size of a baby’s fist. I’m sittin’ in the waiting room, tryin’ to be civilized, you know? Reading Highlights magazine like a gentleman. And then…

He rolls in on his office chair wearin' a soupy wig. The mutant. The fuckin’ legend. J-Tard. Smells like a wet sock that’s been in a gym bag since ‘94. And he’s got this… thing on his crotch. Not a rash, not a bruise — a FUNGUS. This fuckin’ fungus is BREATHIN’. I swear to God, you could see it pulsing. Every time it moved, I could hear a lil’ ‘hhhhh’. Like it was thinking.

And what’s he doin’? He’s not lookin’ at a chart. He’s not readin’ a pamphlet. He’s cuttin’ out celebrity faces from the waiting room magazines — Kristen Stewart, Emma Myers, fuckin’ Tom Selleck — and stickin’ them to his face with ChapStick. He’s lookin’ around like, ‘They’ll never know… I AM Kristen Stewart. I'm BASED!'

Some old lady’s sittin’ there for her blood pressure check, she looks at him, and he just winks and goes, ‘It’s me, Emma Myers. Do you have any sexy shota grandsons you can set me up with?’ Like, BRO… EMMA MYERS DOESN’T OOZE.

And the fungus? I swear it got bigger while we waited. I’m watchin’ it like it’s a fuckin’ Chia Pet from Hell. I’m sittin’ there for 40 minutes, and by the end it’s got a shadow. Like it’s about to apply for its own Social Security number.

Doc finally calls me in, lances my ass-boil — two minutes, done. But J-Tard? They had to call in a botanist, a hazmat team, and a priest. Moral of the story, cocksucka: if your fungus is BREATHIN’, stay home. And don’t pretend to be a female in public, you diseased diddler fuck.

Just had a sudden, brief power outage that took the internet down.
Most traumatizing few minutes of my life.

in polite societies, all girls drink cum. it's much healthier than alcohol!

>>938219681
soooo cute and sexy

>>938219713
a very compelling argument

I saw that anon saying they stroked to Brooke last thread <3

>>938219755
love her music and how much of a fuckdoll she is

>>938219770
That other guy was the evil voice I was telling you about!
Lily is the good voice. Stick with Lily. :3

>>938219774
Well, yeah. It was you.

>>938219766
just begging to be used and have her makeup ruined

>>938219774
How could you not stroke to her

>>938219770
>>938219661

bbc looks the most suckable.

>>938219799
she is so hot

>>938219825
lewd!

>>938219401 (OP)
Queen

>>938219840
Shadaaap and post more bootea.

>>938219847
How?!

>>938219858
she wanted it

>>938219836
fair, those perfect tits are calling

>>938219888
well, if you say so.
you wouldnt lie right?

>>938219840
this is also true...

>>938219886
what you mean how

do people really cover themselves in oil before bathing

>>938219915
can vouch

>>938219947
okayy
continue

Any Viki?
Any Kiki?
Any Belli?
Any Lili?

Couple weeks ago, I’m at a sports bar, cocksucka. Big screen, wings, cold beer, we’re watchin’ SummerSlam. Place smells like buffalo sauce and bad decisions — perfect night. And then… here comes fuckin’ J-Tard.

He rolls in — literally rolls in — on that haunted Herman Miller chair. And lemme tell you somethin’, I’ve seen sick people before, I’ve been around dying guys, junkies, you name it. But THIS… this was the most unhealthy, contaminated, diseased-lookin’ thing I’ve ever seen. This guy looked like if tetanus had a baby with a dumpster fire.

He’s got sores, ooze, the works. Smells like a wet ferret that’s been sittin’ in a laundry hamper for a month. His wig’s half on, there’s a rash on top of another rash, and I’m tryin’ to eat mozzarella sticks here.

He goes, ‘Y’know… alcohol is very unhealthy. Drinking isn't BASED. Little baby boy twinks are BASED.’ Bro… BRO… you’re sittin’ in a chair that’s turnin’ colors. You’re breathin’ in spores every time you open your mouth. Don’t fuckin’ lecture me about beer when your bloodstream is basically soup.

The guy’s got more infections than channels on the TV. His dick is green. And he’s pointin’ at my beer like I’m the problem? Listen to me — the only thing less healthy than that drink is YOU, cocksucka.

He lasted ten minutes before security escorted him out with gloves on. We all went back to watchin’ SummerSlam. Moral of the story: never let a mutant tell you about wellness while they’re leakin’ on your floor.

>>938219788
How she’s both cute and sexy.. it makes me weak.

/gay-talk general/

>>938219920
big veiny shafts