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Anonymous No.938220183 >>938220216 >>938220262 >>938220277 >>938220294 >>938220294 >>938220364 >>938220483 >>938220510 >>938220705 >>938220836 >>938221219
celebs
Anonymous No.938220204 >>938220580
Anonymous No.938220214 >>938220253 >>938220394 >>938220526 >>938220543 >>938220571 >>938220634 >>938220817 >>938221044
fapping to normal innocent stuff
Anonymous No.938220216 >>938220634 >>938220817 >>938221058
>>938220183 (OP)
Anonymous No.938220233 >>938220250 >>938220262 >>938220277 >>938220309 >>938220309 >>938220365 >>938220501 >>938220647 >>938220844 >>938220931 >>938220982
Anonymous No.938220240 >>938220303 >>938220510 >>938220554 >>938220580 >>938220599 >>938220647 >>938220992 >>938221020
Any Kiki?
Any Viki?
Any Bella?
Any Lili?
Any good celebs at all?
Anonymous No.938220250
>>938220233
Anonymous No.938220251 >>938220330 >>938220365 >>938220394 >>938220588 >>938221032
Anonymous No.938220253 >>938220318 >>938220330 >>938220365 >>938220501 >>938220844 >>938220859 >>938221083
>>938220214
with dark complexion
Anonymous No.938220262 >>938220588 >>938220608 >>938220671 >>938220689 >>938220817 >>938221044 >>938221250
>>938220183 (OP)
>>938220233
Anonymous No.938220271 >>938220300 >>938220319 >>938220330 >>938220353 >>938220403 >>938220729 >>938221032 >>938221114
Anonymous No.938220275 >>938220319 >>938220330 >>938220353 >>938220483 >>938220720
Couple weeks ago, Iโ€™m at a sports bar, cocksucka. Big screen, wings, cold beer, weโ€™re watchinโ€™ SummerSlam. Place smells like buffalo sauce and bad decisions โ€” perfect night. And thenโ€ฆ here comes fuckinโ€™ J-Tard.

He rolls in โ€” literally rolls in โ€” on that haunted Herman Miller chair. And lemme tell you somethinโ€™, Iโ€™ve seen sick people before, Iโ€™ve been around dying guys, junkies, you name it. But THISโ€ฆ this was the most unhealthy, contaminated, diseased-lookinโ€™ thing Iโ€™ve ever seen. This guy looked like if tetanus had a baby with a dumpster fire.

Heโ€™s got sores, ooze, the works. Smells like a wet ferret thatโ€™s been sittinโ€™ in a laundry hamper for a month. His wigโ€™s half on, thereโ€™s a rash on top of another rash, and Iโ€™m tryinโ€™ to eat mozzarella sticks here.

He goes, โ€˜Yโ€™knowโ€ฆ alcohol is very unhealthy. Drinking isn't BASED. Little baby boy twinks are BASED.โ€™ Broโ€ฆ BROโ€ฆ youโ€™re sittinโ€™ in a chair thatโ€™s turninโ€™ colors. Youโ€™re breathinโ€™ in spores every time you open your mouth. Donโ€™t fuckinโ€™ lecture me about beer when your bloodstream is basically soup.

The guyโ€™s got more infections than channels on the TV. His dick is green. And heโ€™s pointinโ€™ at my beer like Iโ€™m the problem? Listen to me โ€” the only thing less healthy than that drink is YOU, cocksucka.

He lasted ten minutes before security escorted him out with gloves on. We all went back to watchinโ€™ SummerSlam. Moral of the story: never let a mutant tell you about wellness while theyโ€™re leakinโ€™ on your floor.
Anonymous No.938220277 >>938220870 >>938221227
>>938220233
>>938220183 (OP)
Anonymous No.938220290 >>938220343 >>938220353 >>938221032 >>938221044
Anonymous No.938220294 >>938220543 >>938220740 >>938220906 >>938220955 >>938220969 >>938221164
>>938220183 (OP)
>>938220183 (OP)
Anonymous No.938220300 >>938220353 >>938220394 >>938220543 >>938220982 >>938221164 >>938221193
>>938220271
nippol?
Anonymous No.938220303 >>938220353 >>938220394 >>938220483 >>938220884 >>938220906
>>938220240
Any contact at all with your family?
Anonymous No.938220309
>>938220233
>>938220233
Anonymous No.938220318 >>938220336 >>938220340 >>938220407 >>938220420 >>938220510 >>938220526 >>938220599 >>938220729 >>938220940 >>938221004
>>938220253
heh. ya got me
Anonymous No.938220319 >>938220656 >>938220705 >>938220773 >>938220940
>>938220271
>>938220275
>Couple weeks ago, Iโ€™m at a sports bar, cocksucka. Big screen, wings, cold beer, weโ€™re watchinโ€™ SummerSlam. Place smells like buffalo sauce and bad decisions โ€” perfect night. And thenโ€ฆ here comes fuckinโ€™ J-Tard.
>
>He rolls in โ€” literally rolls in โ€” on that haunted Herman Miller chair. And lemme tell you somethinโ€™, Iโ€™ve seen sick people before, Iโ€™ve been around dying guys, junkies, you name it. But THISโ€ฆ this was the most unhealthy, contaminated, diseased-lookinโ€™ thing Iโ€™ve ever seen. This guy looked like if tetanus had a baby with a dumpster fire.
>
>Heโ€™s got sores, ooze, the works. Smells like a wet ferret thatโ€™s been sittinโ€™ in a laundry hamper for a month. His wigโ€™s half on, thereโ€™s a rash on top of another rash, and Iโ€™m tryinโ€™ to eat mozzarella sticks here.
>
>He goes, โ€˜Yโ€™knowโ€ฆ alcohol is very unhealthy. Drinking isn't BASED. Little baby boy twinks are BASED.โ€™ Broโ€ฆ BROโ€ฆ youโ€™re sittinโ€™ in a chair thatโ€™s turninโ€™ colors. Youโ€™re breathinโ€™ in spores every time you open your mouth. Donโ€™t fuckinโ€™ lecture me about beer when your bloodstream is basically soup.
>
>The guyโ€™s got more infections than channels on the TV. His dick is green. And heโ€™s pointinโ€™ at my beer like Iโ€™m the problem? Listen to me โ€” the only thing less healthy than that drink is YOU, cocksucka.
>
>He lasted ten minutes before security escorted him out with gloves on. We all went back to watchinโ€™ SummerSlam. Moral of the story: never let a mutant tell you about wellness while theyโ€™re leakinโ€™ on your floor.
Anonymous No.938220330
>>938220275
>>938220271
>>938220253
>>938220251
Anonymous No.938220334 >>938220365 >>938220407 >>938220501 >>938220554 >>938220588 >>938220773
Anonymous No.938220336 >>938220365 >>938220378 >>938220407 >>938220419 >>938220420 >>938220526 >>938220571 >>938220588 >>938220656 >>938220671 >>938220832 >>938220895 >>938220948 >>938221261
>>938220318
how'd I know?!
Anonymous No.938220340 >>938220580 >>938220599 >>938220608 >>938221208
>>938220318
Anonymous No.938220343 >>938220554 >>938220656 >>938220671
>>938220290
>Kristen your pussy smells like a tub of sour cream and onion dip that's been left on a hot sunny windowsill in a sticky Portugal apartment for a month
Anonymous No.938220353 >>938220634 >>938220756 >>938220817
>>938220303
>>938220300
>>938220290
>>938220275
>>938220271
Anonymous No.938220360 >>938220378 >>938220407 >>938220411 >>938220420 >>938220434 >>938220501 >>938220599 >>938220634 >>938221072 >>938221149
the men at the mall were staring at lil ari!
Anonymous No.938220364 >>938220378 >>938220407 >>938220434 >>938220543 >>938220870 >>938221103
>>938220183 (OP)
i want to breed jenna
Anonymous No.938220365 >>938220501 >>938220554 >>938220720 >>938220969
>>938220334
>>938220336
>>938220253
>>938220251
>>938220233
Anonymous No.938220378 >>938220588 >>938220656 >>938220832 >>938221179
>>938220336
>how'd I know?!
>>938220364
>i want to breed jenna
>>938220360
Anonymous No.938220388 >>938220420 >>938220434 >>938220456 >>938220483 >>938220526 >>938220810 >>938221072 >>938221125
Anonymous No.938220390 >>938220420 >>938220434 >>938220483 >>938220554 >>938220740 >>938220906 >>938220940 >>938220969 >>938221137
Anonymous No.938220394 >>938220832 >>938220895 >>938221004 >>938221125
>>938220300
>nippol?
>>938220303
>Any contact at all with your family?
>>938220251
>>938220214
>fapping to normal innocent stuff
Anonymous No.938220403 >>938220434 >>938220440 >>938220456 >>938220471 >>938220756 >>938220884
>>938220271
goddess
Anonymous No.938220406 >>938220456 >>938220510 >>938220526 >>938220844 >>938221072
Anonymous No.938220407 >>938220773 >>938220948
>>938220364
>i want to breed jenna
>>938220360
>the men at the mall were staring at lil ari!
>>938220336
>how'd I know?!
>>938220334
>>938220318
>heh. ya got me
Anonymous No.938220411 >>938220456 >>938220470 >>938220471 >>938220647
>>938220360
they saids they were looking at lil aris bum!
Anonymous No.938220419 >>938220454 >>938220456 >>938220471 >>938220571 >>938220608 >>938220671 >>938220870 >>938220948 >>938220992 >>938221261
>>938220336
because i loudly proclaim that i love bbc
Anonymous No.938220420
>>938220390
>>938220388
>>938220360
>>938220336
>>938220318
Anonymous No.938220426 >>938220543 >>938220785 >>938220859
Anonymous No.938220434 >>938220571 >>938220689 >>938220756 >>938220810 >>938220906 >>938221179
>>938220403
>>938220390
>>938220388
>>938220364
>>938220360
Anonymous No.938220440 >>938220580
>>938220403
he sells a cheap hamburger but i dont think i'd call him a goddess
Anonymous No.938220454 >>938220486 >>938220510 >>938220599 >>938220870 >>938220982 >>938221020 >>938221137
>>938220419
oh, right. that you do
Anonymous No.938220456 >>938220689 >>938220797 >>938220931 >>938220982
>>938220419
>because i loudly proclaim that i love bbc
>>938220411
>they saids they were looking at lil aris bum!
>>938220406
>>938220403
>>938220388
Anonymous No.938220470
>>938220411
aqu-ari-um
Anonymous No.938220471 >>938220608 >>938220832 >>938220884
>>938220419
>because i loudly proclaim that i love bbc
>>938220411
>they saids they were looking at lil aris bum!
>>938220403
>goddess
Anonymous No.938220483 >>938220571 >>938221114 >>938221179
>>938220275
>>938220388
>>938220303
>>938220390
>>938220183 (OP)
Anonymous No.938220486 >>938220502 >>938220519 >>938220594 >>938221103 >>938221114
>>938220454
feels so good to pump and edge to
Anonymous No.938220494 >>938220756 >>938220955
Anonymous No.938220496 >>938220540 >>938220844 >>938220859 >>938220955 >>938221072 >>938221125
My skinny ass Thai wife is gone for the weekend and I'm gonna drink, do mushrooms, and jerk off to BBW porn all night you fucking degenerate dickheads yeeee-hawwwwwww!!!
Anonymous No.938220501 >>938220580 >>938220689 >>938220705 >>938221072
>>938220365
>>938220360
>>938220334
>>938220253
>>938220233
Anonymous No.938220502 >>938220608 >>938220623 >>938220884 >>938221239 >>938221261
>>938220486
so does ava
Anonymous No.938220506 >>938220720 >>938220940 >>938221004 >>938221083
Anonymous No.938220510 >>938220797 >>938220948
>>938220183 (OP)
>>938220454
>>938220406
>>938220240
>>938220318
Anonymous No.938220519 >>938220647 >>938221083
>>938220486
Anonymous No.938220521 >>938220623
only uggos so far
Anonymous No.938220526 >>938220582 >>938220634 >>938221164
>>938220318
>>938220336
>>938220406
>>938220388
>>938220214
Anonymous No.938220532 >>938220564 >>938220582 >>938220623 >>938220797 >>938221103
Anonymous No.938220537 >>938220564 >>938220572 >>938220582 >>938220623 >>938221103
morning faptime
Anonymous No.938220540 >>938220623 >>938220671 >>938220689 >>938220859 >>938221193
>>938220496
BASED
Anonymous No.938220543 >>938220832 >>938221227
>>938220300
>>938220364
>>938220214
>>938220294
>>938220426
Anonymous No.938220545 >>938221114
Anonymous No.938220554 >>938220656 >>938220895
>>938220390
>>938220365
>>938220334
>>938220240
>>938220343
Anonymous No.938220563 >>938220729 >>938220785 >>938220810 >>938221208
Anonymous No.938220564 >>938220581 >>938221125 >>938221137
>>938220537
>>938220532
Which one is Troy and which one is Jacobtard? They're basically the same person now.
Anonymous No.938220571 >>938220740 >>938220797
>>938220419
>>938220483
>>938220434
>>938220336
>>938220214
Anonymous No.938220572 >>938220613 >>938220705 >>938220773 >>938220810 >>938220906 >>938220931
>>938220537
Might join you in that :)
Anonymous No.938220580 >>938220729 >>938220797
>>938220204
>>938220240
>>938220340
>>938220501
>>938220440
Anonymous No.938220581
>>938220564
Anonymous No.938220582 >>938220729 >>938221227
>>938220537
>>938220532
>>938220526
THE GANG'S ALL HERE
HIDE YOUR KIDS
Anonymous No.938220588 >>938221032
>>938220262
>>938220378
>>938220334
>>938220336
>>938220251
Anonymous No.938220594 >>938220604 >>938220624 >>938220647
>>938220486
and something else
Anonymous No.938220599 >>938220705
>>938220240
>>938220360
>>938220454
>>938220340
>>938220318
Anonymous No.938220604 >>938220785 >>938220955
>>938220594
not a celeb
Anonymous No.938220608 >>938220720 >>938221044
>>938220262
>>938220419
>>938220340
>>938220471
>>938220502
Anonymous No.938220613 >>938220670 >>938220810 >>938220859 >>938221149
>>938220572
Stroking to that perfect child ass rn
Anonymous No.938220623 >>938220773
>>938220540
>BASED
>>938220537
>morning faptime
>>938220532
>>938220521
>only uggos so far
>>938220502
Anonymous No.938220624 >>938220684 >>938220691 >>938220694 >>938220982 >>938221137
>>938220594
s-something else?
Anonymous No.938220634 >>938221114
>>938220353
>>938220526
>>938220216
>>938220214
>>938220360
Anonymous No.938220647 >>938220931
>>938220519
>>938220240
>>938220411
>>938220233
>>938220594
Anonymous No.938220656 >>938220785
>>938220343
>>938220554
>>938220336
>>938220378
>>938220319
Anonymous No.938220670 >>938220771 >>938220817 >>938221239
>>938220613
Are you okay, Jacobtard? I can see you're trying to trigger literally anyone you can, so you must be feeling pretty upset.
Anonymous No.938220671 >>938220756 >>938221058
>>938220262
>>938220343
>>938220336
>>938220419
>>938220540
Anonymous No.938220684 >>938220723 >>938220740 >>938221020
>>938220624
some might say its a treat
Anonymous No.938220689 >>938220740
>>938220262
>>938220434
>>938220501
>>938220456
>>938220540
Anonymous No.938220691 >>938220720 >>938220785 >>938220969 >>938221227
>>938220624
Anonymous No.938220694 >>938221569
>>938220624
Anonymous No.938220705 >>938221020
>>938220319
>>938220501
>>938220572
>>938220183 (OP)
>>938220599
Anonymous No.938220720 >>938221020 >>938221058
>>938220608
>>938220506
>>938220365
>>938220691
>>938220275
Anonymous No.938220723 >>938220765 >>938221219
>>938220684
hnng. y-yeah... i hope so
Anonymous No.938220729
>>938220563
>>938220318
>>938220271
>>938220580
>>938220582
Anonymous No.938220740 >>938220992
>>938220294
>>938220689
>>938220684
>>938220571
>>938220390
Anonymous No.938220756
>>938220671
>>938220494
>>938220434
>>938220403
>>938220353
Anonymous No.938220765 >>938220807 >>938220844 >>938220931 >>938221044 >>938221083
>>938220723
big thick ropes
Anonymous No.938220771 >>938220800 >>938220895 >>938220940
>>938220670
>Jacobtard
idk I just like talking about fapping to legal brooke shields art
Anonymous No.938220773 >>938221219
>>938220319
>>938220407
>>938220572
>>938220334
>>938220623
Anonymous No.938220785 >>938220895 >>938220955 >>938221193
>>938220691
>>938220426
>>938220656
>>938220563
>>938220604
Anonymous No.938220797 >>938221219 >>938221227 >>938221250
>>938220571
>>938220456
>>938220580
>>938220532
>>938220510
Anonymous No.938220800 >>938220870
>>938220771
Ah, so it is you. Predictable.
Anonymous No.938220807 >>938220827 >>938220839
>>938220765
throbbing just thinking about it
Anonymous No.938220810 >>938220884 >>938220992 >>938221032
>>938220563
>>938220572
>>938220434
>>938220613
>>938220388
Anonymous No.938220817 >>938221219
>>938220670
>>938220262
>>938220216
>>938220353
>>938220214
Anonymous No.938220821 >>938220869 >>938221137
Mom was the mastermind behind everything
Anonymous No.938220827 >>938221103
>>938220807
Anonymous No.938220832 >>938221058
>>938220394
>>938220336
>>938220543
>>938220471
>>938220378
Anonymous No.938220836 >>938221193
>>938220183 (OP)
Must be before she went nuts, wanted to look like a real life horror movie killer
Anonymous No.938220839 >>938220861 >>938221149 >>938221250
>>938220807
may I feel?
Anonymous No.938220844 >>938220948 >>938220992
>>938220253
>>938220406
>>938220496
>>938220233
>>938220765
Anonymous No.938220858 >>938220969
POST SOMEONE HOT
Anonymous No.938220859 >>938221239
>>938220540
>>938220426
>>938220253
>>938220613
>>938220496
Anonymous No.938220861 >>938220899 >>938221004
>>938220839
yep but not with your hand
Anonymous No.938220869 >>938220901 >>938220904 >>938221004
>>938220821
Genuine question, is she the most cummed to child celeb of all time?
Anonymous No.938220870
>>938220800
>>938220364
>>938220419
>>938220454
>>938220277
Anonymous No.938220884 >>938221208
>>938220471
>>938220303
>>938220810
>>938220403
>>938220502
Anonymous No.938220895
>>938220771
>>938220554
>>938220394
>>938220785
>>938220336
Anonymous No.938220899 >>938220915
>>938220861
licking my lips
Anonymous No.938220901
>>938220869
I hope so
Anonymous No.938220904 >>938221149
>>938220869
Iโ€™m doing my part!
-cb
Anonymous No.938220906 >>938221208
>>938220294
>>938220303
>>938220390
>>938220572
>>938220434
Anonymous No.938220915 >>938220951 >>938221250
>>938220899
fuck
Anonymous No.938220931
>>938220233
>>938220647
>>938220572
>>938220765
>>938220456
Anonymous No.938220936
Anonymous No.938220940
>>938220771
>>938220318
>>938220506
>>938220319
>>938220390
Anonymous No.938220948
>>938220510
>>938220844
>>938220419
>>938220407
>>938220336
Anonymous No.938220951 >>938221001 >>938221058
>>938220915
just a quick taste
Anonymous No.938220955 >>938221125
>>938220496
>>938220785
>>938220294
>>938220494
>>938220604
Anonymous No.938220969 >>938221083 >>938221149
>>938220365
>>938220858
>>938220294
>>938220390
>>938220691
Anonymous No.938220982
>>938220233
>>938220456
>>938220454
>>938220624
>>938220300
Anonymous No.938220992
>>938220844
>>938220240
>>938220419
>>938220740
>>938220810
Anonymous No.938221001 >>938221060
>>938220951
taste as much as you like
Anonymous No.938221004
>>938220506
>>938220394
>>938220318
>>938220869
>>938220861
Anonymous No.938221020 >>938221193 >>938221250
>>938220720
>>938220684
>>938220454
>>938220240
>>938220705
Anonymous No.938221032
>>938220290
>>938220251
>>938220588
>>938220271
>>938220810
Anonymous No.938221044
>>938220214
>>938220290
>>938220608
>>938220262
>>938220765
Anonymous No.938221058
>>938220832
>>938220720
>>938220951
>>938220671
>>938220216
Anonymous No.938221060 >>938221092 >>938221179
>>938221001
twirling my tongue around the tip
Anonymous No.938221068
Anonymous No.938221072 >>938221179
>>938220501
>>938220496
>>938220388
>>938220360
>>938220406
Anonymous No.938221079
Anonymous No.938221083 >>938221261
>>938220765
>>938220969
>>938220519
>>938220253
>>938220506
Anonymous No.938221092 >>938221151
>>938221060
moaning and letting a little precum dribble out onto your tongue
Anonymous No.938221095
Anonymous No.938221103
>>938220532
>>938220364
>>938220537
>>938220827
>>938220486
Anonymous No.938221110 >>938221124
Anonymous No.938221111 >>938221239
Anonymous No.938221114
>>938220271
>>938220486
>>938220634
>>938220483
>>938220545
Anonymous No.938221121
Anonymous No.938221123 >>938221164
Anonymous No.938221124 >>938221136
>>938221110
Anonymous No.938221125
>>938220388
>>938220496
>>938220955
>>938220564
>>938220394
Anonymous No.938221132
Anonymous No.938221136 >>938221239 >>938221298 >>938221365
>>938221124
Anonymous No.938221137 >>938221261
>>938220454
>>938220564
>>938220821
>>938220390
>>938220624
Anonymous No.938221142 >>938221208
Anonymous No.938221149
>>938220904
>>938220360
>>938220613
>>938220969
>>938220839
Anonymous No.938221151 >>938221164 >>938221176 >>938221177
>>938221092
i bet it's so delicious...
Anonymous No.938221164
>>938220294
>>938221123
>>938220526
>>938221151
>>938220300
Anonymous No.938221176
>>938221151
pedophile
Anonymous No.938221177 >>938221249
>>938221151
gonna find out very soon
Anonymous No.938221179
>>938220378
>>938220434
>>938221060
>>938220483
>>938221072
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>>938221020
>>938220540
>>938220836
>>938220300
>>938220785
Anonymous No.938221208
>>938220563
>>938220884
>>938220906
>>938220340
>>938221142
Anonymous No.938221216 >>938221354
BF6 servers are full ;_;
Anonymous No.938221219
>>938220183 (OP)
>>938220773
>>938220817
>>938220723
>>938220797
Anonymous No.938221227
>>938220277
>>938220691
>>938220582
>>938220543
>>938220797
Anonymous No.938221239
>>938220859
>>938220670
>>938220502
>>938221136
>>938221111
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Anonymous No.938221249 >>938221276
>>938221177
feed it to me please...
Anonymous No.938221250
>>938220915
>>938221020
>>938220839
>>938220262
>>938220797
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Anonymous No.938221261
>>938220336
>>938220502
>>938221083
>>938220419
>>938221137
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Anonymous No.938221276 >>938221368
>>938221249
but what if.. hypothetically... i wanted it...
Anonymous No.938221298 >>938221338
>>938221136
hits very differently when youve seen her naked
Anonymous No.938221338
>>938221298
Her tanlines in the playboy shoot kind of match that swimsuit too. I wonder if that's what she wore when she was suntanning.
Anonymous No.938221352
pedos
Anonymous No.938221354
>>938221216
BF has been complete dogshit since 1, why would this one be any different
Anonymous No.938221365
>>938221136
troy ass post
Anonymous No.938221368
>>938221276
then you pull out and i can hold out my hands, or yours...
Anonymous No.938221392
new
>>938221388
>>938221388
>>938221388
Anonymous No.938221569
>>938220694
Worthless. If he can't get it up it's useless.