fapping to normal innocent stuff
Any Kiki?
Any Viki?
Any Bella?
Any Lili?
Any good celebs at all?
Couple weeks ago, Iโm at a sports bar, cocksucka. Big screen, wings, cold beer, weโre watchinโ SummerSlam. Place smells like buffalo sauce and bad decisions โ perfect night. And thenโฆ here comes fuckinโ J-Tard.
He rolls in โ literally rolls in โ on that haunted Herman Miller chair. And lemme tell you somethinโ, Iโve seen sick people before, Iโve been around dying guys, junkies, you name it. But THISโฆ this was the most unhealthy, contaminated, diseased-lookinโ thing Iโve ever seen. This guy looked like if tetanus had a baby with a dumpster fire.
Heโs got sores, ooze, the works. Smells like a wet ferret thatโs been sittinโ in a laundry hamper for a month. His wigโs half on, thereโs a rash on top of another rash, and Iโm tryinโ to eat mozzarella sticks here.
He goes, โYโknowโฆ alcohol is very unhealthy. Drinking isn't BASED. Little baby boy twinks are BASED.โ Broโฆ BROโฆ youโre sittinโ in a chair thatโs turninโ colors. Youโre breathinโ in spores every time you open your mouth. Donโt fuckinโ lecture me about beer when your bloodstream is basically soup.
The guyโs got more infections than channels on the TV. His dick is green. And heโs pointinโ at my beer like Iโm the problem? Listen to me โ the only thing less healthy than that drink is YOU, cocksucka.
He lasted ten minutes before security escorted him out with gloves on. We all went back to watchinโ SummerSlam. Moral of the story: never let a mutant tell you about wellness while theyโre leakinโ on your floor.
>>938220240
Any contact at all with your family?
the men at the mall were staring at lil ari!
>>938220360
they saids they were looking at lil aris bum!
>>938220336
because i loudly proclaim that i love bbc
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:04:17 PM
No.938220440
>>938220580
>>938220403
he sells a cheap hamburger but i dont think i'd call him a goddess
>>938220454
feels so good to pump and edge to
My skinny ass Thai wife is gone for the weekend and I'm gonna drink, do mushrooms, and jerk off to BBW porn all night you fucking degenerate dickheads yeeee-hawwwwwww!!!
>>938220537
>>938220532
Which one is Troy and which one is Jacobtard? They're basically the same person now.
>>938220537
Might join you in that :)
>>938220572
Stroking to that perfect child ass rn
>>938220613
Are you okay, Jacobtard? I can see you're trying to trigger literally anyone you can, so you must be feeling pretty upset.
>>938220624
some might say its a treat
>>938220684
hnng. y-yeah... i hope so
>>938220670
>Jacobtard
idk I just like talking about fapping to legal brooke shields art
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:18:10 PM
No.938220800
>>938220870
>>938220771
Ah, so it is you. Predictable.
>>938220765
throbbing just thinking about it
Mom was the mastermind behind everything
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:19:47 PM
No.938220836
>>938221193
>>938220183 (OP)
Must be before she went nuts, wanted to look like a real life horror movie killer
>>938220839
yep but not with your hand
>>938220821
Genuine question, is she the most cummed to child celeb of all time?
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:27:20 PM
No.938221001
>>938221060
>>938220951
taste as much as you like
>>938221001
twirling my tongue around the tip
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:30:50 PM
No.938221092
>>938221151
>>938221060
moaning and letting a little precum dribble out onto your tongue
>>938221092
i bet it's so delicious...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:38:21 PM
No.938221276
>>938221368
>>938221249
but what if.. hypothetically... i wanted it...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:39:10 PM
No.938221298
>>938221338
>>938221136
hits very differently when youve seen her naked
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:40:55 PM
No.938221338
>>938221298
Her tanlines in the playboy shoot kind of match that swimsuit too. I wonder if that's what she wore when she was suntanning.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:42:04 PM
No.938221354
>>938221216
BF has been complete dogshit since 1, why would this one be any different
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:42:46 PM
No.938221368
>>938221276
then you pull out and i can hold out my hands, or yours...
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 3:51:28 PM
No.938221569
>>938220694
Worthless. If he can't get it up it's useless.