Cel - Some relevant shit this anon said Edition

>BD is a homeless nutcase who fucks his fleshlight to 14-year-old girls
>Troy is an obese retard who plies himself with booze and drugs and jerks off to 10-year-old girls
>J-Tard is an obnoxious chinless schizophrenic narcissistic monster who jerks his deformed little cock to 5-year-old boys

Earn my cock

>>938236583 (OP)
>who plies

>>938236583 (OP)
Earn this dick

>this guy is a retard
>who plies

What's with the fixation on the underages

shit thread

>>938236794
Shut the fuck up

>>938236583 (OP)

>>938236823
Make me cum

He reminds me too much of me.

Scolding the YNs for cussing.

He's literally me.

>>938236822
NO. tell me why do you talk about the underage this much, what's up with that

why is he copying my "no cussing" thing now?

>>938236949
Groan me down first then we can talk

>>938236976
Wt ain't doing that, that's not what's happening here, sir

>my
Who's gonna tell him?

We have lost so much.

you steal everything i do bruh

>>938237132
>no cussin no cussuin 'annoying emoji'
>floods and shits on people for a decade
Dude is fucking trash

Sir not answering my questions could be considered obstructing the discharge of duties of a law enforcement officer

>>938237364
Get the discharge outta my penis for her

>>938237412
What's it I'm arresting you for disorderly conduct and obstructing the justice. You're under arrest sir. Do not resist and please get in the vehicle, youe're going to horny jail.

I think the sun may be sleepy enuff that its harmful UV rays won't burn my skin and I can go to the shoppe.

I'm still gonna carry my umbrella tho in case things get dicey.

Who is J-Tard?

>>938237600
Hold on hold on hold on hold on...
Did you just say JAIL?

As in... not even PRISON?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't threaten me with a good time toots.

I RUN THE JAILYARD
I PRACTICALLY OWN THE JAIL

You're cute. I'm gonna let you off with a warning.

>>938237651
thanks jacob

cause me to grunt

You see how I corrected his behavior?

Confront
Challenge
Correct

Three simple steps.

He's quiet now. He's laying down now.

>>938237688

>>938237907
feed his goon !

>>938237664
Yes that's the procedure, you're going to jail and we're going to process you and get your testimony in writing and then you're going to be charged and your fate will be decided in the court of law! That's what's happening sir.

>>938237907

>>938237994
spurt worthy

>>938237994
BUT MOM I mean OFFICER!
I don't wanna do allat!
Can't this wait until Monday?!

JUST GIVE ME A TICKET AND LEMME ENJOY THE WEEKEND

>>938238092
>>938238068

Umbrella, check.
Water bottle and sling, check.
Neck fan (yessir), check.

Sun tryna catch me slippin lmbo.

>>938236583 (OP)
No one cares about you or the potentially non-existent personalities espoused in these threads. Just shut the fuck up and post naked pretty people.

I have no fucking idea what this thread is even about. I will contribute an anorexic baby monkey.

>>938238176
>>938238206
>>938238225
>>938238227

>>938238176
BEGGING TO GET (her shoulders and traps) RAPED

>>938238227
thanks jacob

>>938238450
uh..no u

>>938238450

>>938238450
>>938238480
>>938238775
>>938238780

>>938238780
like a white pajeet

>>938238775
>Elizabeth's breasts pressed up against neck while she massages my shoulders and coos softly into my ears about what a stressful day I must have had.
I mean I guess I'll get raped... I don't wanna but I mean if my ticket is up what can I do... ;3

Off to the shoppe, enjoy your couple hours of freedom while you can.

>>938238912
tldr

>>938238912
Why dont you give a shit about ruining this place with your flooding

>>938238912
Why do you expect anyone to give a shit about what you want If you clearly do not give a single fuck about what anyone else wants.
You're not completely helpless or handicapped. You're just a fucking bitch nigger.

>>938238910
>>938238912
>>938238992
>>938239039

>>938239072

>>938238912
You are fucking ugly. Other people are legless or mentally retarded or whatever.
You can do shit. you're just a fucking retarded asshole.

Real people have actual fucking problems and they're disabled or something.

You don't have that luxury. You don't have that excuse.

You're just a stupid ugly fucking asshole.

>>938239119
>>938239190
>You are fucking ugly. Other people are legless or mentally retarded or whatever.
>You can do shit. you're just a fucking retarded asshole.

LOL TROY HAVING A MELTY

>>938239292

i have osteoporosis

>>938239492
You have no hairline LMAO

ol fatboy doing his best to bring down another one

>>938239695
She gives me a fatty

sucking your fatty

>>938239754
valid

>>938239804
I might be ok with this - under certain circumstances
>>938239813
She's one of those bimbos that ages like fine wine

>>938236583 (OP)
these celeb threads have been so boring today, be interesting.

>>938239876
kill yourself

>>938239999

>>938240099

>>938239876
very true

>>938240180
white legs spreading for bbc

>>938239842
fr sent

>white legs spreading for bbc

>>938240180

>>938240227
fuck yes

>>938240184
Getting sleepy tho

>>938240306

>>938240309
feels and looks perfect

>>938240227
>>938240309
>>938240443

>>938240329
I just woke up :/

>>938240443
nothing makes white girls happier than BBC <3

>>938240525

>>938240516
Oh no!
Sara tempts me to a bedtime fap

>spamming a dead thread
he isn't very bright

>>938240525
the harder the better

where are the celebs

>>938240811
Troy ate them, look at his fat gut

>>938240906
black seeded

>>938240765
That's not milk

>>938240906
TIGHT

>>938241088
Lil fucktoy

>>938241043
i am drinking milk

>>938240593
uh oh

>>938241113

>>938241213
Does she ever take dick?

>>938236794
Who is this finger-lickin' good piece of USDA prime pussy cum receptacle?

>>938241268
Built for it

deal

>>938241308
absolute fucktoy

>>938241472
whore! legs will be shaking and cum will be leaking!

>>938241786

>>938241843
crawling after a good fuck

>>938241885

maya just showed feet on stream

>>938242304
You are an ugly fucking faggot.

Ugly fucking disgusting faggot.

Stupid ugly faggot
Stupid ugly faggot

Stupid ugly faggot
Stupid ugly faggot

Stupid ugly faggot
Stupid ugly faggot

>>938242378
malding nigger lmao

I was fast today. ^^

>>938242471
>never mentions once that he's balding
>posts a selfie and gets made of fun of for balding And then immediately starts to joke about it as if he's self-aware and doesn't care
Yeah, nice try you stupid ugly fucking retarded worthless faggot.

>>938242551
I'm not balding because i'm not beady. I'll let you screech into the void now as you flood the thread. cheers.

Worthless malding balding seething fucking loser.
Lmao

https://youtu.be/RvosqOXM0Lo

Little Monster reporting in

https://youtu.be/W40Mu0FvNNY?si=llags1niaIrMPtrW

>>938242590
Stop posting chinks in the thread every fucking day you stupid worthless dumb nigger
No one likes that shit but you, you fucking absolute retard.

>>938241538

>>938236823
Holy shit, is that lady gaga's asshole?

>>938242720

Good eve.

Any Kendall?
Any Victoria?
Any Kylie?
Any Emily?

https://youtu.be/0FlMj3ATaTQ?si=eFBw2ACXIx9NJMCT

>>938242713
I don't see people lining up for that ugly russian gook you post either, Troy.

>>938242789

>>938242873
So crazy yet so perfect

"troy" means foot soldier in latin

>>938242859
Almost every single person would eat out my asshole who has posted here because I'm a caring person and I have a great body and I have great skin even when i'm overweight
You are a balding disgusting shoe face who robs people over Wi-Fi passwords and then spams anyone with annoying fucking otter pictures who is dumb enough to keep replying to you because no one else is here because you made them all go away because you've been flooding for 10 years

I would fucking choke the ever living life out of you, parker. I'm serious. I fucking hate you more than I've ever hated anyone. You're ugly and retarded and everyone should wanna kill you fuck you.

You're a shitty human being.

>>938242896
>crazy
First I've heard of it.

>>938242789
>>938242875
legs wrapped around niggers

Beady BTFO

Any Bella?
Any Dove?
Any Riley?
Any Sophia?

>i have a great body
>i'm overweight
LMFAO stopped reading there.

>>938243005
Kekk

>>938243005
He right tho

>>938243075
This

seriously who is this fat nigger trying to fool lmfao. whatever i'm done replying to the schizos now.

>>938243005
Based

>>938243138
I seriously don't think he re-reads anything he types before he hits "Post".

https://youtu.be/b2d9SSqQI9o?si=BMGk2g0MgrjytfI7

Any Jordyn?
Any Kiernan?
Any Ariana?

>>938243270
No now quit spamming.

OH SH*T
Good question!

>>938243286
Any Breckie?
Any Sydney?
Any Ana?

>>938243324
I don't know any of the names you just listed, beadster.

>>938243324
balding homeless faggot

Any Dua?
Any Peyton?
Any Belle?

Wear a beanie or some shit man
Seriously, you have to do something
You're fucking gross.

>>938243420
You have oil seeping out of your skin, 500 pound man.

>>938243415
dualicious
even yummier with cum on

I know it hurts. I know you're bald
I know you want to hate other people for even calling you out for it
But dude you have to realize and accept it
You need to get like a hat or something
Your head is fucking disgusting. That is just the honest truth.

Other people can wear make up or lose weight or get a better job or maybe clean up their act or something like that. But growing hair is different.
You are balding and you look absolutely fucking disgusting. So you need to get like a cap or something like a beanie.

>Losing weight is easy
>I weigh 500 pounds because of my thyroid

I've started fapping to Hayley Williams for the very first time just last night. Why is it so hard to find good sexy studio pictures of her?

Oh and also you should also probably get therapy and like learn how to smile. Because you don't look like the most miserable dead eyed fucking faggot retard ever

Looking like you have been through anything doesn't actually fucking matter because people have been through way more than you and they still just get on and no one cares about them so you better drop that bullshit and learn how to smile rofl
You are ugly.

Alright wrap it up.

Insecure ugly miserable stupid balding faggot.

>>938243731
You weigh 500 pounds. Why are you calling anyone ugly?

Why the fuck would any quality female want to be with you if you don't even know how to smile and you're weird and ugly?
You don't think about that sort of shit. You're just supposed to get fucked, right? Retarded ugly narcissist.

Fat nigger troy

15 hour thread here we come.

You believe others are just supposed to serve you.
That's why you get so fucking mad about DAHHH MMM POSTERS
Because it's exactly what you do.

You believe deep down that you can just fucking use others because you're better somehow and you don't have to actually give a shit about anyone by yourself
That's what you are.

You're so fucking stupid and selfish.

I would fucking change your face with my fists.

Fucking stupid ugly retarded fucking asshole faggot cunt

>>938244001
All he has to do is carry a Twinkie in his pocket and you'll forget about everything.

Bd Is the biggest fucking bitch nigger I've ever encountered ever. He is such a fucking pussy ass fucking faggot.
No exaggeration. He is the biggest fucking bitch faggot ever.

>>938244072
mommy

TROY KNOWS HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE ATHLETE OF THE DAY. HIS BELLY IS A LITTLE BIG, HIS HINEY IS A LITTLE BIG. BUT BROTHER, HE IS BAAAAAAD.

>>938244246
Stop posting in caps you stupid faggot.

>>938244297
Stop posting period. Nothing worthwhile ever comes from you.

>>938244363
Yeah way to project you boring fucking idiot
Stop posting in caps loser.
Fuck off? Learn how to be a person.

>>938244400
>Fuck off?
Are you asking me or telling me?

https://youtu.be/wqAzZ1rlSR0?si=SOHUvL3ntnNYDCv5

>>938244448
I'm hiding your posts because you're fucking boring and stupid. That's what I'm doing. Stupid faggot.

>>938244483
My feelings are hurt.

>>938244508
I believe you. That's why you reply. You're an obnoxious attention whore fucking nigger. You only care about yourself

Julia Butters got a nice rack now, pumkinpuss is now pumpkin tits

>>938244550
>That's why you reply.
Ignoring the retarded kid on the playground is always a hard thing to do.

Troy is a faggot asshole cheers

>>938244669
nonce

>>938244724
Don’t care, I like tits

>>938245011
LMAO look at that ugly pignose.

>>938244650
Nice ass

Can we post any celebs tonight?

>>938245078
Make me cum and I’ll think about it

General Tso's chicken, cheers!!!!!

>>938245078
Grunt me to Maya feet and I'll consider it

>>938245183
Post a celeb you brittle bitch

Troy's anus

>>938245173
kill yourself faggot

beady getting btfo kek!!!!!!!!

how is troy worse than bd

>>938245226

how is brocky gayer than cb

>>938245344
I take that as a compliment tbh

>>938245256

Some katy perry please

Who does this remind you of?
Hint: Me

>>938245364
take beadys greasy unkempt cock and balls as a compliment bitch

>>938245414
I would never

>>938245488
>>938245488
>>938245488

I just broke my arm in 6 places fapping to maya cheers bros
- choli

>>938245509
based

new
>>938246162
>>938246162
>>938246162

non bd thread.

>>938245509
can you link the post? i've been trying to read through the archives but i keep losing my place