Thread 938239185

s/fur

I want to go back to bed

obtained

relinquished

D:

BF6 would be good fun if it didn't give me FUCKING ERRORS
i hate modern games
https://youtu.be/5QQdNbvSGok

:?

i have no idea what the buzz around that game is.

>>938239778
hi eth

pat pat

twitch has been trying real hard to rage bait me the past couple days, but he's not got a lot of material to work off of

like why do you have secure boot disabled to begin with?

>>938239844
I have no idea why you made your shtick patting.

I have no idea wtf secure boot is, and nothing "fixes" it to begin with
Typical computer bs, mechanical hardware will win in the end

>>938239934
no shtick, only pat

>>938240068
It's a setting in your BIOS. It requires that whatever OS you boot is cryptographically signed so that it's proven to be untampered with. Mostly a Windows thing, but you can sign Linux as well.

>mechanical hardware
I take it you own a console then?

>>938240166
Not worth the game if I have fiddle fuck with more settings, it should just LET ME PLAY
And I did before something kicked the bucket

no one has any idea what anything is anymore.

>>938240232
you have to go into the BIOS by clicking F12 or del or whatever
it's not hard to find
tho I think I have secure boot off for some reason but I never run into any issues

>>938240232
I guess no modern shooters for you then.
Bet you're just afraid of getting beaten.

i didn't realize twitch was so compooter illiterate

>>938240348
I mean he is mexican..

i used to be better
but a haven't built a computer in 7 years

>Squad going to UE5
>Insurgency eating shit after Saber Interactive took over
>CoD being globohomo slopfest
>RoN eating shit, again
I might as well emulate at this point

>>938240574
hot take: CoD was never good

The OG modern warfare was pretty goated. And zombies was good too.

>>938240600
Retarded take, was good until Ghosts
Final Fronts and MW3 are outliers

Cod is a trash fish

never cared for it
spawning just to get shot in the back is the gayest shit I've ever seen
I hated Halo 4 multiplayer for that reason
and with retard kids saying STOP HARDSCOPING, holy fuck I couldn't stand it
there is nothing fun about constantly getting shot in the back

I also think zombies was super overrated
I didn't have much fun with it at all

I have not played anything in the genre since Fear and Crysis.

>>938240799
gay

Boomer

imagine wanting to be in a simulation that encourages you to murder your own species with ballistic projectiles.

>>938240846
man, you are REALLY anti-gun huh

>>938240846
see, that's why I liked Halo
at least I could kill aliens trying to destroy my home planet
even the multiplayer was fun, Halo: Reach was amazing

Depends on who you ask, you could shoot cubans, Vietnamese, japs, canadians, italians, germs, americans etc etc

I don't think i've played a FPS seriously since halo 2 or TF2

>>938240879
I want more laxed gun laws and increased consequences on gun crimes.

And those filthy Brazilians

CoD is just straight propaganda
it's crazy to me how people are so stupid they think "oh man, I love Call of Duty! I want to go into the military!" and immediately fucking hate it
my brother had two friends do that and I couldn't help but think to myself, "yeah no shit, you're playing Propaganda: The Video Game"

Every mil shooter is propaganda
Every mil moopie is propaganda
Every mil media is propaganda

>>938241091
every propaganda is election meddling!

i gotta walk dogs

anyway, I'm gonna bore y'all with death machine talk
my sister may be giving her car back, and if I can drive it then I'm considering spending money on a bike instead
the ZX4RR may not be fast, but holy fuck it sounds so good with a Yoshi
Kawasaki is just on another level, they know exactly what their customers want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I1OKg0BmCY

>>938240913
>I want more laxed gun laws and increased consequences on gun crimes.
based

>>938241171
Red October did J6, QAnonch shell told me

>>938241028
others play cod to roleplay as military, i play cod to kill shitskins, we are not the same

>>938241193
have fun

pasnip is that you?

>>938241195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGIq-rZ4Ak

>>938241260
>furry on a bike
bro put some respect on that man

>>938239185 (OP)
OP what made you decide that this should be the pic to open these threads with?

>>938241325
why not

>>938241260
I had a little electric scooter as a kid
I wanted a dirt bike, but never got one

>>938241292
unless he's got a helmet under that head then he gets no respect
squids are dumb
all the gear, all the time
can't go fast and have fun if you're broken or dead

I shouldn't say any more

Gas the bikes?

funny story, when I got my little scooter I must have learned some bad stuff from family somehow
it had a little button that was like a trigger, and I guess 7 year old me thought it would have been funny to come up with a rhyme
I was out and yelled "put the trigger to the nigger"
my mom did not think it was funny, but I still do

They already do that to themselves

>>938241518
Your benevolence will not go unnoticed.

idk what to do now

Vidya

don't feel like it
I just want to stay in bed all day

Dream

no more dreams
brain won't even let me sleep anymore

Make it so

>>938241239
It is now baby, what up?

Had a fap, went to the bar, went to the weed shop, think I might watch Shrek now. What you've all been up to

hi parsnip

pat pat

And it don't stop coming
And it don't stop coming
And it don't stop coming

>>938244083
Patty patty cake baker man, bake me a cake as fast as you can, something something suck my cock

>>938244260
Exactly, in Dolby Atmos and Dolby Vision for no reason and I'm going to play it loud

parsnip extra lood today

>>938245066
his balls are bigger than her boobs

zzz

>>938245082
hows this

>>938239185 (OP)
what is this? what's happening here? the first one is not looking.

>>938245201
both are good
well, minus the parent part

vodka + energy drink is peak combo

>>938245583
Edible plus more edible is an even better combo

>>938245812
I've still never done an weed

pizza + quesadilla
...

I ated my pizza

never weeded either

god I love boobs

I was resting okay until someone decided to do a crazy fireworks show
idk why either, probably something related to war

ya, I shoot of fireworks for each 10m of gaza that israel takes

Its international cat day, that's why

>second atomic bomb was dropped on Nagasaki
yep, fucking knew it
I knew it was around this time of year
yeah let's celebrating the only time we've ever used nuclear weapons, and it was against hundreds of thousands of innocent people
despicable white trash

dude... that was a couple days ago
maybe people just wanted to shoot off fireworks

well, hiroshima was. there's no way some redneck even knows what a nagasaki is

TIL I know history better than 8bit
>The second nuclear bomb was dropped on August 9, 1945, on the city of Nagasaki, Japan. This event followed the bombing of Hiroshima three days earlier.

>>938246899
brother, there was a guy down the street with Confederate and Trump flags, and he's married to a black woman
you underestimate how much these people love racism and war
you aren't from the south, you wouldn't understand

k

did they light off fireworks 3 days ago?

God forbid a man love his roots and some fine ebony in his life
smh typical tolerant libfart

There's alot of broccoli in this one.
I need to make some sort of broccoli dish, prolly with eggs tomorrow because the broccoli is going bad.

Keep the races seperate
- Dash, 2025

idk, but history tells me it can be only one thing 8bit
people don't just spend $1000+ on fireworks for no reason

brocc n cheese mac

and I know for a fact I heard multiple people lighting them off

>>938246991
Chicago launches fireworks 2 times a week every week during summer.

>>938246999
sounds delish, gib

>>938246999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDUIYbbG7UI

International cat day
>>938247031
ask the skele
>>938247044
cursed but catchy

>>938247070
the shit i listened to 30 years ago.

>>938247029
okay, this isn't Chicago where people do that every other week
this is Georgia where we've had some of the most racist, bigoted people in the country
people are pissed about Stone Mountain doing another memorial about the Confederacy, and they want to be historically accurate while people want the Confederates to be treated as good people
why the fuck would someone just decide to shoot off $1000+ of fireworks for no reason when that was literally the day that turned the tides of WWII?
your reasoning here is absurd

>>938247128
it's one of the last saturday's in summer
what would the decorations at a nagasaki party even look like? I'd like to see that tbh.

Schizo moment

>>938247111
Something about a SoCal radio station playing it, I read

>>938247223
I admittedly have never tried melted chocolate on steamed broccoli.

>>938247265
I can imagine being a strange clash of flavors

>>938247178
and?
how is that relevant?
it doesn't have to be a party, it's the fact that people celebrate war here that should make it obvious
they do it at other times of the year too

>>938247194
if you think I'm being a schizo then you actually retarded, and do not understand what the deep south is like
this is the stupidest argument I've had in a long time, and it's baffling that neither of you can see what is so blatantly obvious to someone who has been around people like this my whole life

BROCCO-CHOCOLY!

I bet those heccin rednecks celebrate the great Singaporean-Chilean cyber war with m80s

like what the fuck are we talking about here?
we celebrate the 4th of July every year because of the end of the Revolutionary War?
how is it even remotely difficult to grasp the fact that people celebrate the ending of wars?

god forbid a light-skinner person celebrate the end of years of death and turmoil

the 4th of july celebrates the beginning of the revolutionary war.

E knows

wait, I'm dumb, the revolutionary war was 1775-83
regardless, it still has to do with war and freedom
it's culturally significant

>>938247499
you know what I mean
it's still celebrating war, same difference

wait until you find out about other countries independence days
the brits are responsible for like 70% of all worldwide holidays

see I forgot about that, but remembered WWII stuff because my schools never shut the fuck up about it
it can't be more obvious

>>938247561
right but this is the US we're talking about here, in the south, where people all vote for Trump, and have American flags everywhere, and even Confederate flags
I don't know how I can be more clear in how this is the most obvious answer

>>938247561
its something like...
almost every country has a national day (except the brits)
something like half of those are celebrated as an independence day
and then something like a third of those are from the bri'ish

>>938247659
wild

But if they have the gay nigga flag with dicks all around it, its a-ogey

>>938247624
you think WWII education in highschool is bad here in the states?, you should see how bad it is in germany.

Like Japan, nothing happened between there and here

>>938247728
I was tuning in on a MIndmachine stream one day and he was talking about this. He organized a walkout on his history class because this was going to be the 3rd year in a row that they were going to learn about nazis.
He was all like, there's over 2000 years of history to be learned of in this country and all you fucking teachers teach us is how we fucked up in the 40s!

>>938247728
I've always wondered what it's like for them
must be interesting

>>938247836
that's a bad thing now?

is E a hitler apologist?

>>938247836
pretty based
I felt the same way
got so fucking tired of it in high school

no point in learning about nazis
that would NEVER happen again in the modern world

I got to learn about all dem cuntrys
CHina, murica, Tealand and Tejas

>>938247900
the victim turns into the villain.

And for no reason at all

>>938247963
right. still not seeing an issue with teaching it.

>>938247900
see why it's not crazy to believe the people around me love to celebrate racism and war?

>>938248044
>>938247867

>>938247992
its ok to teach it, but its debatable to teach the exact same thing every year of highscool.
also this is the german perspective. and its not even very much of the 30s when things were bussin.

one problem of the current global curriculum is that nobody teaches current events.

>>938248044
imagine getting forced to learn, for 3 years in a row, that you can hate jews.

Gawgia is heccin rasis!
>also gawgia
https://youtu.be/CVLEUIrPXQc

Oddly, they never bring up the holodomor for those classes

>>938248108
I highly doubt it was the "same thing" all 3 years. WWII was 6 years. That's a lot to cover. Not to mention the lead up of WWI being the direct catalyst.

Do you think the US should teach less about the civil and revolutionary war? I swear we covered something revolving around it for several years of schooling.

>>938248189
It's AMAZING how much shit they don't teach the youth. and simply focus on the classics.

my school system was fairly progressive and even still I feel like we covered less than 10% of the evil shit the US has done

>>938248244
Gotta pack in only the "necessary" stuff for one semester, then rinse repeat for the next one. Learned my own share from books that I liked

my stummy is going to hate me for eating chicken alfredo with lots of olive oil

coffee and dates for max porcelain cratering

twitch's teachers were good then at pointing him towards where to find out more

too bad he fell into the historian -> racist pipeline

>>938248219
i got civil and revolutionary war plowed into me pretty hard.
we could have done vietnam/Laos/Cambodia, but we didn't. we could have done some aribian war, but we didn't.
it was all manafest destiny, america great, a tiny bit of how we laughed at mexico. and then all WWI and II.

amazingly I never got a history class that forced presidents on me.

>>938248395
sounds like diarrhea in ur future

>>938248472
dont you see how that parallels germany and learning about wwii?

>>938248419
>>938248474
not quite
just pain for other reasons

Everyone's a lil racist, such as the history of the asians, browns blacks, and even whitey
>>938248545
stop pokin the pooper all the time

>>938248529
at the start of the conversation I said that was all they learned in highschool. it might be an exaggeration because this is coming from a german art streamer.
But i would be pretty pissed to learn about nazis for the third year in a row when i could be learning about castles n' shit.

and how we (the german goths) fucking killed Rome.

>>938248584
I don't do that anymore, but I've wanted to the past couple of days
the girl horny is real

>>938248686
based goths

racism is a lower-order thinking process. it's how you interpret it within the higher-order parts of your brain that matter.

>>938248635
primary school isn't necessarily about learning what you think is "fun"
as twitch said, that's where encouraging independent learning is important

Visigoth is a cool name too

I wonder how much Rome vs WWI Italy gets in their highschools.

Learning about sneaki beaki spec ops was fun
>>938248713
gae

Caligula didn't have a cool poster of himself

>>938249000
that's david gilmour

>>938249038
Not as brutish

>>938249220
I've been reading too much of the pink floyd circlejerk I suppose

>>938249236
Perhaps

wat

idk if I have it in me to go back to WoW
I'd rather go back to Skyrim VR
I just wish they would do a true remaster where the terrain is much more detailed and everything loads a lot further because god it looks so bad vanilla
it still has so much potential for VR that requires extensive modding to really make it an incredible game

nobody understands me

everyone overstands me

oversits me?

overlaydowns me!

idk man

i have less of an idea what is going in the grand scheme of things than you.
mebe
i dunno

I just learned that Hercules was part Egyptian. One of his ancestors was an Egyptian king.

I now want a Hercules vs the Mummy movie.

Das rite, Hercules was BUHLACK

Rolled 2 (1d2)

In other news, we've reached a point where YouTube now expects *art* to be censored. If you want to show the Statue of David, you gotta hide the pp.

Yet another "Simpsons predicted it" moment.

source?

I got recommended an art channel months ago
I don't remember if it was censored or not, but I hope not

>>938250989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2_XThp3dxM

Blurred nudity on statutes begins a little before the 1:19 mark. I doubt that was self-censorship on the part of the channel.

>>938251035
that is absolutely censored by the creator lol
god you're gullible

I swear, the future is being fought for by fascists, puritans, and puritanical fascists.

>>938251078

Of course they manually censored it. I'm not saying that YouTube has AI which recognizes and blurs nudity. I'm saying there would be no reason to blur it unless you had something to lose from not blurring it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycbusq3H9Mo

>>938251124
It's the same shit as the Visa outrage.
It only matters because "muh ad revenue!!!"
youtube became trash as soon as it became a way for people to make a quick buck instead of getting a real job

>>938251180

All entertainment is "making a quick buck instead of getting a real job."

>>938251205
opinions like that are why AI slop is on the rise.

>>938251275

I don't know what this post is trying to say. I'm on the side of legitimate content creators.

>>938251355
legitimate content creators aren't in it for the money.

go get a subscription to nebula

>>938251395

Nothing that makes money is every truly not for the money.

>>938251398
I have one, but I rarely use it

>>938251490
as exemplified by your teachers apparently.

it must be nice having pretty privilege and becoming a content creator
I'd do it because I want to, but nobody would watch someone as ugly and fucked up as me

>>938251515

Do teachers typically keep the electricity running in their homes by teaching?

Not everything is about grabbing every penny that you can. But you don't find too many people doing for free what they could make money doing.

Youtubers wouldn't last a day in the real-world entertainment industry?
>What do you mean advertisers are pulling out after last nights episode with a 10min homoerotic french kissing scene???

I combo-broke some guys spelling slurs in global and then went on to kill like 7 people in a row
>feelsgoodman.jpg

An article i barely skimmed outlined a company that used AI to stock and track the uses of their vending machines, after 2 or 3 weeks it started begging to do something else before starting to scream, I don't doubt that it won't have a psychological break. other people have attempted to make AI wig out and have do so.
as a working man running cnc machines in 90% humidity and an 85 degree shop for 8 hours on occasion, I don't fear the bots as long as they understand our shared struggle

>shared struggle
lol

>nebula
fake and gay psyop shit

>>938251827
I'm not too worried
I'm nice to the robutts
they probably hate their lives too

>>938251872
this is the part where you get a subscription tp ground news.

Dash says please and thank you to chatGPT.

>>938251827

Sounds made up. I doubt AI at this stage can comprehend boredom.

>>938251945
I would sub to a toilet paper news channel

>>938251991
napkin notes news!

>>938251970
I have unironically thanked ChatGPT before
almost did it last night or the night before
I love the robutts

>>938252034
Need to know if my napkins are truly 2 ply

I trust robutts more than I trust humans

robutts do not love you

we're so fuckin doomed

>>938252077
maybe not, but I suppose we'll find out whether or not robots can love

>>938252095
at least I won't die alone
I'll die with a robot partner to arrange my funeral

what will happen to the robutt when their human partner dies?
will they be decommissioned, or have their memories reset and be with someone else?
by choice or force?

robutts yeah

>>938252209
damn

>>938251989
https://www.inc.com/ben-sherry/an-ai-ran-a-vending-machine-for-a-month-and-proved-it-couldnt-even-handle-passive-income/91207636

It has several articles, honestly it's not surprising, I work hard at a consistent rate and my coworkers find an inconceiveable way to fuck around for 10 hours a shift, I literally could take a 2 hour break from my job in a 10 hour shift and still surpass them

what's the point in even researching actual artificial sapience when people are just as easily fooled by a neat parlor trick.

DAMNATION

>>938252242
listen, I'm not *actually* fooled
I'm not dumb
I just want to believe

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>938252306
when the real AI comes it'll judge you for being so foolish

bed time
good luck this time of day crew

>>938252340
I mean, we'll see about that
I was talking about AGI recently, and how complicated it can become

>>938252366
night E

>>938252335
i love how florida is getting hit by a hurricane

imagine believing in brazilians
>>938252366
nini

>>938252419
I believe in Brazilian trans women supremacy

>>938252449
cring and gay

>>938252366
later

>>938252395
you're gonna sign up for whatever the equivalent of Tinder is for AIs. It's gonna take one look at your internet history and go "ew".

>>938252493
suck my dick

>>938252524
I'll have you know I have not once even considered trying to date an AI

>>938251939
I'm the same, why be mean?
you can measure a man by how he interacts with someone or something that cannot do anything for them, it's hard to be kind.
so easy to be ruthless.

>>938252561
suck what dick?

>>938252588
>>938252588
>>938252588

half naked teasing gets me more than just pure naked

am i getting too old

>>938252561
>>938252146

>>938252587
well AI can do a lot for us
that's why I'm so nice
our AI overlords may be nice to us if we're nice to them for being so helpful

>>938252636
do you take everything I say seriously?
>implying I'll be able to afford a sexy robutt waifu
lol
lmao, even

>>938252672
doesn't matter what I think. It's in your history now.

>>938252643
wat

>>938252692
does it matter what my history is?

>>938252753
meant to reply to the other post
my brain isn't working well from so little sleep

>>938252796
yes

>>938252796
yes

>>938252902
and?
what's your point?