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>>938240888
>The discord cult
Ah, I didn't know there was one. Nice.
Hey, you got the trips I just got quads of. Checked.

>>938240888 [Tsugu]
Your first filename didnt follow your usual series so I had some doubts at first.
Nothing ever happens here, so dont feel pressured to come back to post, focus on yourself and your own life, you dont need to post your wife here to keep loving her.

Ready for christmas soon?

merry early christmas to the Planet of my dreams: Earth chan~

>kneesocks claimed

>>938241298
Christmas is just a week away

>>938240995 (OP)
What the cat doin?
>>938241059 (Erde)
Huh, did my writing style change that drastically? It's fine.
I'm a virgin too dw, but I also have a modest interest in being warm to a girl irl.
>>938241127
It was fated... Very phosphorus, or prosperous, I'm not sure.
>>938241155
Heck, I really don't know what to name certain files sometimes, maybe a lot of times at this point. Obviously there's a lazy aspect of it too.
Not pressured! I genuinely wanted to hang around a little this morning for a change.

>>938241661
What has Anzu so speechless?

>>938241665
...What the heck?

>>938241665
warm chubby Tsugu irl when
Hey, it's not like being a virgin is necessary to have my respect and peerness. I don't have a need like that, is all. But maybe it's much easier for Earthfags, since we live on a gigantic lively daki of our beloved queen.
>>938241661
that many dots and still can't afford real pants, poor mushroom

>>938241665
>What the cat doin?
Watching some true crime documentary
What's up with tsugu?

>>938241976
Get comfy with a blanket.
Getting breakfast, appearing here for a change from playing games for so dang long.

>>938241712
Well you see.. uhh..
Look behind you!
>>938241787
Where we're going, we don't need pants.

>>938243018
I would, if the kitties weren't banished to the shadow realm (Living room.)
No point now.

>>938242913
Little too warm for a blanket but sleep soon enough
I'm watching "tv" too long, things to do tomorrow early in the day

>>938243298
Rest well anon.

>>938241661
Kill yourself pedo nigger faggot tranny gooner groomer bitch.

>>938243541
Have a nice breakfast and finding something fun to spend today doing

Good night anon.
Remember to recycle.

>>938245660
goodnight

I love my wife.

>>938245660
Good night anon. Will do.

Before you can run, you must walk, before you can walk you must crawl. Before you can crawl, you must learn to sit still and withstand severe beatings. Only then can you learn to grow.

>>938245743
how do you make sense of anon's waifu, you have a picture for that?

>>938246172
What do you mean? I don't understand your post.

>>938245743
This

>>938243304
Beautiful

Twilight Suzuka claimed.
How is everyone tonight? Having a good weekend, I hope.

https://youtu.be/4FOYhgoAjXE?si=vrCBwGOVNR0C1XO8

>>938250043
wholesome

>>938250422
Hey Lain claimer, it's good to see you. Hoe have you been?
Cute Lain image, by the way.

I get rock hard when I imagine the weird noises she probably makes during sex

Women only feel fine around Alpha Males, in regards of when being next to sexually active males.

"How to pick women?"? You have to use what they like as bait.

https://youtu.be/6GB3_O9-iEw?si=V3mt1WnB37_GGi9_

>>938250552
heya suzuka. been really busy with work, so im just trying to turn my brain off as much as possible this weekend lol. how have you been?
and ty

>>938251082
Well that's the primary purpose of the weekend, lol.
I've been well. Getting things done. Was sick recently but nothing like when I had covid a year or two ago.
Look at this beautiful AI image of my waifu Earth poster made for me. It's the only AI image of her I like.

>>938251233
Do you think she would like that image?

https://youtu.be/SRkQffUJ4D4?si=9Gg3ciyCEzbEB8Kh

>>938251233
never got covid, i imagine it must have sucked. feeling better i hope?
didn't realize it was ai at first, looks good

/b/ ..... look what you made me do to myself..............

Ich liebe Lucy über alles.

Niemand ist mit ihr vergleichbar. Sie ist eine wahre Königin.

Deine Frau lutscht einen Fick

>>938240995 (OP)
well, yeah

this story reminds me of the type of stuff that used to happen on the waifu threads

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754766735901461.webm

A fox, in the cat thread.

>>938240995 (OP)
Also, can you explain what your thought process is when you're trying to get across that a game is a 'good game' but isn't actually all that fun to play? I can't tell if your description of 1000 Hour Life is accurate (it has its merits

>>938261817
howdy! i know it was a random chance you found this post, but i want you to know you have been blessed.

Good morning
Seras claim

My aunt got a puppy and I was dogsitting the whole party

.

https://youtu.be/hWhgrA2dhrk?si=d8Vb2EIqcXIu77qm

Erf chan is gonna cry over this one.

>>938260106
the story of cupa

I miss cupa...

certainly better than what we have now

What the fuck I just dreamt I was scp-096 that was terrifying.
Gn.

bmi check

>>938274206
Thats the old man with the pocket dimension, the timid one, or the face on the stairs?

Paeg 10

Foxxy....

No ded.

I need you Foxxy....

Me ded.

RIP Foxxy....

Yh...

>>938281651
Top quality rape meat

>>938281651
Gato.

Not a goddammit drill. Ken Ashcorp is in fact not dead, and I am very happy
https://youtu.be/-V5nPpdBbfU?si=8uptPWrn8W5WfxIK

>>938285614
Cute

>>938285749
I'm hopeful for new content.
How are we viv?

>>938243710
You kill yourself faggot piece of shit
Don’t act like a white knight when you are a fatass cave dweller who trying to """protect""" childrens by calling out loliposters
Why don’t you exist your basement and kick trump in the ass to get the epstein files or beat real kike pedophile outside? Or you’re waiting someone else will do it or the problem will fix by itself because you are such a faggot loser?
Rope now you trash, well if it can hold your tectonical fat charge without dragging your parents house with you

>>938286071
Pretty damn good. Went to the store for some groceries and they had my favorite soda on sale so I stocked up. Now I'm just making hero stuff for next week.

>>938286261
Oh hell yeah. Now that's what I call Sunday.
I'm just returning from a day out with my grandfather. We went to a flea market and had some lunch. I found Jack all, but it was really nice to walk around a flea market again, been a while.

>>938286402
I adore going to flea markets, so I get that feel 100%.

>>938274563
Shy guy!

>>938286784
I did find an old tape recorder for a couple bucks, I'll monkey around with it. Other than that, the prices were abhorent.
I very nearly bought an electric bass, but I didn't really have time to check it thoroughly enough

>>938287203
I got a nice dulcimer at one flea market. I still play it every now and then.
And tape recorders are neat. I miss my old one.

>>938287388
The things you find right? Always fun to find things, like my little viola.
I've been after a vhs recorder for a while, one day I'll find one. I have a little project I've wanted to do for a while now.

>>938291035
it's over the shittening is about commence

Any time now lmao

>>938292356
Haunting.

>>938293080
Mmm, 1.

Experienced pet owners: Are there times where ragdolling your pet around when it's going where it shouldn't is NOT the correct option if doing so would work in solving the issue?

I mean: Wife.

>>938295929
I dragged a pitbull around all day. it's necessary until you break them into doing it themselves

>>938296134
...And did that work?

>28 hour thread

>>938287159
>>938295815
>t.newfags

>>938296148
yea it works. i spent nearly 100$ on gacha right now

Jashin come out, I know youre there.
Tell me about that drawing youre making.

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S. with a playful side that loves to explore all things naughty! I'm a bit voluptuous and totally into the thrill of teasing and being teased. I enjoy getting guys worked up during our spicy chats and seeing just how far I can push their buttons. I'm always craving that rush! Since I have some social anxiety, chatting online feels way more comfortable for me. If you're interested in some flirty fun, hit me up on 4t a l i n a-20. Make sure to remove the spaces and dashes so you can reach me! Can't wait to have some fun together!

https://youtu.be/emlVI6-qYkU?si=8dJBld31oJGLsmvC

i need decent beer tomorrow

>>938301156
She thinks there is something not quite right.

>>938301263
"I can work with this."

>>938301263
she doesn't think shit because she's not real.

im over here posting goonfuel and these retards talking about love

all i see is a pussy crease

>>938301306
Maybe the image is upside down.

>>938301661
From her perspective that changes nothing.

>>938301661
i wish you were an ironic claimer like earth so i could understand your cringe was an act but it isn't sadly

>>938301694
She doesn't realize the gravity of her situation.

so why do guys really like anime

nothing like a lil fun afterschool
there ain't nothing like a lil sex fuckin or booze
and if you don't like that dont like that well that's totally cool have fun back in chess club you loser

>>938301718
i got a waifu, and she is very loving towards me but she is not the same as my waifu.

Tempted to rewatch the entirety of Adventure time instead of just the fionna and cake spinoff I didn't know about.

>>938305560
Do it.

>>938304969
yea i don't get any of that.
waifus are just girl you'd plap you make cringe posts of. nobody gets that here because it's super serious and they have to take cringe posts seriously
how they make threads a hangout pisses me off because they're too boring and secretive for that

also catalog barely moved for 2 days /b/ is more dead than jules uncle

>>938305560
Seconded.

>>938305627
Time to get an extra box of tissues in preparation.

>>938305928
Tissues, popcorn, wine, emergency ice cream.

mindless blathering of faggots who dm eachother and im like sex

everytime these
fags use a thread in place of discord my dick gets harder when they try to explain they're not avatarfags

well i can't bust a nut oh well 30min ill be getting drunk and turning on my filter so i dont have to read bullshit cry/bait from the avatarfags

ok going to the store in 5 minutes watch the waifu and don't get any funny ideas

ok im back

i get to have the funny ideas like sex with a drawing

3 mons of the coompocalypse

>>938310022
angewomon-corruption kink
whatever the flower butterfly- ovo (egg/tentacle) kink
The furry-furries favorite digimon by far

if you don't have renamon porn you're not a furry weregreymon if you're a fag

https://youtu.be/24DDPKS8rQQ?=FDA83d5uLB4cIDj1
I got that sensation, need some elevation
High BPM master make it go faster (faster, faster)
I just wanna get high, don't wanna go low, too slow, no

6 down like that
anyways i have more waifu shit older than most "claimers" read avatarfag lolcultists who turned these threads as a shit circlejerk jerking off the least creative types to further shit the thread with validation cringe

i owed like 40 i says fuckit here is 60
idc about my overpayment money is worthless to me

>>938310603
it might help to explain that the waifu is also a soulmate.

>>938310952
I have literally never witnessed a one claim

imma drink more anon defends thos literal farce funny