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Anonymous No.938248527 >>938248937 >>938249161 >>938253631
Snapchat thread - with text is betterrrr
Anonymous No.938248937
>>938248527 (OP)
lol @ you getting zero pussy

.....................................weird
you've got some really weird priorities
Anonymous No.938249029 >>938249585
Anonymous No.938249161
>>938248527 (OP)

I'm just curious.....

so, you woke up one morning...
and you said to yourself....
"I'm going to forfeit real life sexual encounters and romantic interludes, i can continue being an internet douchebag"

A douchebag who wastes his time on sissy shit like snapshot...

..... Who never spends any time with
............SNATCH chat

who never gets ANY SNATCH.....
Because he's Mr. Gaming Chair SNAPCHAT EINSTEIN....

So you're admitting.It was a conscious decision?

How long ago did this happen?
Anonymous No.938249504 >>938249803
Anonymous No.938249585 >>938249731
>>938249029

........ For someone who allegedly wants it

You guys certainly don't try very hard
in fact.... YOU NEVER TRY AT ALL

When was the last time you?
Broke the ice and struck up a spontaneous conversation with a chick out in public, charmed her, and asked her out on a date?

It's a serious question ..
Ever since the caveman days
men your age have been at least TRYING
( even the most handsome men get turned down and rejected, so hypothetical rejection is part of the game, and never an excuse to not even try)

................... What Happened?

.................... Please tell me.....

What the fuck happened to your generation? what was the catalyst for you bring THE FIRST ASEXUAL GENERATION?

Because I hope you are aware...
You're going to spell the end of the human race

Because you weirdos don't even have a sex drive

At least not a sex drive.Strong enough to pull you away from your stupid.Fucking pornography and embarrassing childish futile masturbation...

You don't have enough of a sex drive to actually go out there and TRY

......to givr it your best fucking try
......to be rejected
....... To learn How to handle rejection without becoming a douchebag

........ And get rejected again
.......... And again
............ One more time... rejected again

It's Part of the game

and the 5th girl says OKAY
Allow you realize
Being rejected was part of the process

It's a game of numbers

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS????

WHEN DID ADULT HUMAN MALES BECOME SNAPCHAT SISSIES?

...... Did the government spray your parents with some kind of top secret gas or something?
Anonymous No.938249731 >>938249996 >>938250127
>>938249585
Not reading that novel
Anonymous No.938249803
>>938249504

honestly?...............

Not being mean... i'm just going to be honest with you....

When I look at that stupid fucking picture...
I feel embarrassed for you...
I feel the embarrassment YOU SHOULD FEEL

But you seem oblivious to exactly how embarrassing this is

Stupid fucking downloaded photographs of irrelevant mediocre boring social media idiots...

THATS your substitution for a gf?

...............really?

lol.. and you aren't embarrassed showing people the documentation of your sexual failure?

You actually thought "i still can't figure out how to get laid, till I collect stupid photographs like a little girl" was something to BRAG ABOUT?....

..........help me understand
.......... I'd be honored to learn
............ WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS ????
Anonymous No.938249996 >>938250066
>>938249731

YOU:; "I spend all of my free time in 4chan, a Medium of the Written Word, literally reading tens of thousands of words every day.... but suddenly 312 words is "too much for me to handle"

I don't mind if you don't read my words...
I can live with that...

It means YOU'RE the only one who doesn't realize how badly I'm vivissecting you right now...

it means everybody else knows how badly im chumping you off... everyone but YOU

Which is perfectly okay with me...

It's like me wiping a bunch of my snot on the back of your jacket... and you tell me "i don't have time to look at the back of my jacket"...

That's okay...

Cause everybody else can see all the snot I wiped on you....
Anonymous No.938250066 >>938250237 >>938250281 >>938250455 >>938258485
>>938249996
Not reading that one either, I have no idea what you’re even on about
Anonymous No.938250125
Anonymous No.938250127
>>938249731
Cliff notes:
I inferred that you are an asexual weirdo
Anonymous No.938250237
>>938250066

Basically, it was about how creepy it is to watch an asexual lonely loser "express his sexuality" online

Because you don't have any sexuality

so its uncomfortable...
It's creepy
Anonymous No.938250281
>>938250066

It's like watching a five year old child posting pornography...

............. Just kind of creepy and weird
Anonymous No.938250455 >>938250994
>>938250066

because apparently all you've got is stupid photos

......your 'sexuality' is nothing more than boring photos of EXTREMELY boring irrelevant snapchat girls...

...........Like a five year old uploading porn

..........." expressing his LACK of sexuality"

Creepy and embarrassing
You're making men look bad
Anonymous No.938250530 >>938250643
She's always sending these from other guys beds
Anonymous No.938250565
For somebody who's downloaded so many irrelevant pics of irrelevant women...

at least they're WOMEN.... right?

I mean, okay.
So maybe you're not getting any pussy
But at least you're not downloading pictures of other men's penises... right?
Anonymous No.938250643
>>938250530

Nobody cares except you

youre the only man desperate enough to give a fuck...

There are over four billion females on earth. lol @ the saggy droopy bland bore in the pics

If that's what you consider "hot", then you don't have much of a standard of excellence, do you?
Anonymous No.938250758
. ........ Hold on just one minute

I just realized something:
You download all those stupid pictures of WOMEN, not men...

.............hmmmm

But if you're attracted to women
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

If you were attracted to females
you would GET A GIRL....
or at least die trying


............... There's something.
You're not telling us

You're hiding something from us.

What are you hiding from us?
Anonymous No.938250994
>>938250455
I didn’t read any of those either
Anonymous No.938253631
>>938248527 (OP)
it's fine if you're not looking to talk
Anonymous No.938253740 >>938253783
Anonymous No.938253783 >>938253824
>>938253740
goddamn, she's fine as hell
Anonymous No.938253824 >>938253851
>>938253783
Anonymous No.938253851 >>938253901
>>938253824
i want her on top of me, she looks good for riding.
Anonymous No.938253901 >>938253948
>>938253851
She is
Anonymous No.938253948 >>938254001
>>938253901
really need that ass slamming against my hips. damn, she's so fine
Anonymous No.938254001 >>938254211 >>938254227
>>938253948
Imagine it swallowing your cock
Anonymous No.938254103
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Anonymous No.938254211
>>938254001
That ass milking every drop
Anonymous No.938254227
>>938254001
oh i definitely am. I want her to wring it all out inside her
Anonymous No.938254530 >>938259129
different kind of text?
Anonymous No.938258485
>>938250066
it's a clanker lol just ignore it
Anonymous No.938259129
>>938254530
Damn, you got any more of her? Any full sized photos?
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