>>938251274 (OP)I just took a rock hard clean dump. The toilet could barely flush it. Took three attempts. On the third attempt the water rose to nearly over flowing and then slowly started to receed and made this slurping sound like a how a Japanese guy slurps his noodles. I wish I could take a dump down E's throat and hear his sarlac pit make that slurping sound as I clogg that bitch up.