how do I get a gf if im a smelly incel?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:08:20 AM
No.938256344
>>938256039 (OP)
kill yourself phonenigger
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:15:46 AM
No.938258465
>>938256039 (OP)
just date people, really.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:02:52 AM
No.938261087
stop being a smelly uncle
take care of yourself, e.g. walk, read, diet, stop doomscrolling
talk to humans, ask questions about their interests, flirt (respectfully), ask for number. you're just grinding social skills. every failure or rejection is a data point to improvement
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:34:25 AM
No.938261740
Make yourself the best version of you that you can be.
Firstly get rid of any ideas that you're somehow better than other people and any judgement you have of others, particularly of women. Women like people who are warm, curious and charming. Women don't like people who are sneering, judgemental or arrogant.
Secondly, if you're not already, get fit.
Thirdly, dress and groom well. If you dress like a fat goth the only women you'll get are fat goths. Your clothes do not need to reflect your personality or your interests. Buy conservative, well fitting clothes that suit your height and proportions. Get a good quality haircut that will stay shaped as your hair grows out and suits your face. Get good quality product, washing, and grooming stuff. Don't overthink this.
Fourthly, get learned. Having an encyclopedic knowledge of SpongeBob episodes and quoting Rick & Morty may be fine for people who live on the internet, but to be truly charming you have to be able to engage with people on a wide range of topics and on their level. Women also like positive blokes who see life as an opportunity for discovery. Don't like Jane Austen books? Tough. Read that shit. Don't like Art galleries? Tough. Learn that shit. Don't like musical theatre? Tough, suffer that shit. Get it done.
Fifthly work on how you address and talk to people, not just women. Charm is born from the first moment you meet people. Good handshake. "How do you do" never "pleased to meet you." For conversation joinery always "curious", "quite", "oh really, that's interesting". Expand your vocabulary - being able to express yourself both clearly and with a flourish makes you more amenable to others.
Sixthly get new skills that are universally acknowledged as positive. Being able to play an instrument or a sport is the classic but there are other options. Women are warmer to men who have universally accepted positive skills.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:37:34 AM
No.938261798
Finally, put it into practice. The moment you meet a woman look at her like you're in love with her. Shake hands (above), be engaging and charming. Let her lead conversation but prompt her. Find common ground. Don't tell stories. Pepper conversation with your knowledge. But most of all... BE CHARMING, positive and humble. If you're going to take the piss do it in a way you both find funny that emphasises her kookiness/funniness/etc. not that makes you look better.
Charm. Charm. Charm.
