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Anonymous No.938256259 >>938256705 >>938256910 >>938257147 >>938257191 >>938257447 >>938263719
/b/ help
what does ejaculation feel like?
what does being hard feel like?

I need the answer to both of these, I haven't told this girl that I'm not a bio man
Anonymous No.938256443 >>938256632
It feels like peeing gravy
Anonymous No.938256527 >>938256632
Put your cellphone inside your underwear and try to walk. If you feel uncomfortable, congratulations, you know more or less how being hard is like
Anonymous No.938256632
>>938256443
uhh can you elaborate a bit?
>>938256527
was hoping for a bit more on this as well
Anonymous No.938256705
>>938256259 (OP)
Its like farting only without Andy Sixx’s footlong shits spray
Anonymous No.938256910 >>938257019
>>938256259 (OP)
Imagine this, a hypnotist is putting you in a trance:
>You feel a growing compulsion to flex your bicep
>No matter what you do, flexing is inevitable, you can only delay it
>Flex!
But your bicep is actually your penis. That's an erection
Anonymous No.938257019 >>938257132
>>938256910
that does actually kinda help imagine it, thank you
Anonymous No.938257132 >>938257154
>>938257019
Anonymous No.938257147
>>938256259 (OP)
You're not a bioman, you're a wannabe twink.
Also when a girl likes you, you're gonna be more confused than you think. At first you're really gonna be like she's so beautiful and smart and then you're going to realize she likes you and you're gonna be like but why? If you figure that out first you can probably ride it out and do some perverted shit I know I would. Then they'll be like I wanna see other guys, and you're getting along so you don't want to tell them outright yeah I through you were already. What was your question again?
Anonymous No.938257154
>>938257132
I'm going to go out for dinner now

thank you kind stranger

I will remember this!
Anonymous No.938257191 >>938257271 >>938257452
>>938256259 (OP)
I have similar thoughts, but the other way around. I want to know what feeling horny is like, what masturbation is like, and overall what it's like to have a vagina. I'd much prefer one over a penis.

But since you asked:
>what does ejaculation feel like
Ejaculation by itself doesn't feel like much, it's more-so the build up. While you're masturbating, you feel a little bit of cum begin to start building in your penis. Sort of like when you have the urge to pee but nothing really comes out. As you keep going it builds up more and more, and each stroke becomes more pleasurable. Your dick starts to twitch and you feel your cum leaving you as you slowly deflate because all of the blood in your dick goes away.
>what does being hard feel like
It's like having a fully extended muscle. Closest thing I could find on my body is fully extending my thumb out, as hard as I can. There's nothing inherently pleasurable from being hard, but you can feel the difference in your brain. You just become completely focused and aware of it. The closest thing I imagine on the female body would be the clit, so just that but a lot bigger.
Anonymous No.938257271 >>938257408
>>938257191
>I have similar thoughts, but the other way around. I want to know what feeling horny is like, what masturbation is like, and overall what it's like to have a vagina. I'd much prefer one over a penis.
ask away, I do have a vagina

I'm going out to dinner so be weary on when my answers come
Anonymous No.938257408 >>938257623
>>938257271
Think about it from the perspective of a man, I guess. With a vagina you have nothing between your legs, just this empty space. It's so foreign that it's very difficult to even ask questions about.

How would you describe the overall sensation of having one? Is it something you notice and/or are constantly aware of? How about getting wet, getting horny? Does your clit become erect, can you feel any physical changes when that happens? How does it feel to insert something inside of you, are you able to feel it or is it more like a pressure?
Anonymous No.938257447
>>938256259 (OP)
show hole
Anonymous No.938257452 >>938257589
>>938257191
>Ejaculation by itself doesn't feel like much
Depends on the fap, but a lot of them can be like this.
Anonymous No.938257589 >>938258084
>>938257452
I mean I don't really feel anything from the ejaculation itself ever. It's all about the build up. If the build up is good then the moment before you ejaculate is heaven. Afterwards it's like your brain turns into mush for a few seconds
Anonymous No.938257623
>>938257408
Well it’s comfy wearing panties, I don’t have to readjust like I see men doing
Whenever I get wet it’s semi hard to tell if I didn’t get wet via masturbating instead of randomly, and for the clit it’s different for some people but I can definitely feel the skin go back when my clit starts to show

It’s a bit muted to put something in me unless I’m sexual and it all becomes easy to feel the shape and size of it, if I’m filled up by a dildo or penis there is some pressure too but it isn’t too weird
Anonymous No.938258084 >>938258897
>>938257589
>If the build up is good then the moment before you ejaculate is heaven
Can't tell if I'm being pedantic or missing the nuance here, but I've had it simultaneous with the shot - very rarely, a double shot and on both shots.
I've experimented a lot thoughever
Anonymous No.938258897 >>938259078
>>938258084
What on earth are you saying…
Anonymous No.938259078 >>938259155
>>938258897
>simultaneous with the shot
feel good at the same time as the ejaculation
>rarely, a double shot and on both shots
Ejaculating twice, and feeling good on both ejaculations. Hasn't happened for a while.
Anonymous No.938259155 >>938259333 >>938259501
>>938259078
I thought you aren’t able to cum twice?
Anonymous No.938259231 >>938259448
Touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth behind your teeth. Keep it there. Squirt spit forward across the tip of your tongue. That sensation through a tube and some spikes of mild muscle clenching around your lower abdomen to your anus is more or less what it physically feels like. The rest can probably be associated with a mild euphoric drug like and calming sensation.
Its a meat balloon that has some weight to it an wobbles around. It can also twitch up and down. There can be a feeling of pressure from the blood. Take your thumb and pointer finger, make a ring out of them, grip a finger on your other hand at the base and slide towards the tip. You should feel the pressure from the blood.
Anonymous No.938259333 >>938259501
>>938259155
A person can cum more than once. Think of it a bit like spitting. Maybe you get it all out in one go maybe not. If you work on it you might have some extra to spare in a bit. You can also tweak you diet a bit to help or have an innate less than common difference from others.
Anonymous No.938259448 >>938261079
>>938259231
That’s super fucking helpful

Thanks lad
Anonymous No.938259501 >>938259607
>>938259155
yeah, what I do is more like splitting the ejaculation than cumming twice, but I suppose it's almost the same. You only have so much "juice" to distribute, like this guy says >>938259333
Doing it intentionally is not really normie stuff.
Anonymous No.938259607 >>938259688
>>938259501
A lot of this ejaculation talk is going right over my head
Anonymous No.938259688 >>938259764
>>938259607
You ever try to stop the stream when you're peeing?
Anonymous No.938259764 >>938259850
>>938259688
is that kind of what it feels like?
Anonymous No.938259850 >>938259931
>>938259764
Same muscles. Can use them to prevent ejaculation, or ejaculate less cum. Then, ejaculate the rest of the cum a few seconds later.
Anonymous No.938259931 >>938260292
>>938259850
does that feel any better?

what about the orgasm itself? and not just ejaculation
Anonymous No.938260292 >>938260544
>>938259931
On further reflection, I think I've needlessly complicated thing. I guess it is just cumming twice and I described how to achieve it, which you don't really need to know..
So yeah, it's just two orgasms. More satisfying and yeah feels better.
Anonymous No.938260544 >>938260665
>>938260292
gotcha

you've answered so many of my questions, did you have any?
Anonymous No.938260665 >>938260789
>>938260544
NP Just bare in mind it's a rarity. But yeah I got a question. Always wondered what is a period like, emotion / energy wise? Is it just massive mood swings or what?
Anonymous No.938260789 >>938260870
>>938260665
I never really got any massive mood swings, but things affect me more, I get happier, sadder, angrier, stuff can annoy me more, and I usually get more energy when I'm on my period
Anonymous No.938260870 >>938260964
>>938260789
Ahh interesting. So everything is just a bigger deal basically, good and bad. Good to know
Anonymous No.938260964
>>938260870
not everybody is the same, remember that anon
Anonymous No.938261079 >>938261144
>>938259448
PS: Meat balloon is not the best way of calling a boner now that I think of it as it is stiff enough to be a bit stick like. You can feel that stiff noodle embedded a bit deeper than you can visually see. When you cum you can feel the penis and balls do a bit of a scrunching. The sensation of cumming starts down towards the balls.
Anonymous No.938261144 >>938261161
>>938261079
PPS: Please don't use what you are told here to deceive others.
Anonymous No.938261161 >>938261226
>>938261144
I do plan on telling her eventually, but we've known each other for like 3 days
Anonymous No.938261226 >>938261385
>>938261161
Never said anything about telling or not telling. I said deceive. Don't lead people on with false expectations or deceive please. Neither a little or a lot.
Anonymous No.938261385
>>938261226
too many words for my brain
Anonymous No.938261397 >>938261548 >>938263394
Really heartening to see a thread of dudes supporting each other and not being weird assholes about it. Thanks, 4chan. Good thread OP.
Anonymous No.938261548
>>938261397
I expected the thread to be like 90%

>ywnbaw
>im ftm
>ywnbam

and the other 10% actual advice, but there has been zero hate
Anonymous No.938263394
>>938261397
Good questions inspire thoughtful answers, remember that.
Anonymous No.938263719 >>938264331
>>938256259 (OP)
Lying is fembrained. A man would never lie about something like that. Sociopathic liar whore. You will NEVER be a man with your evil female brain.
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Anonymous No.938264331 >>938264419
>>938263719
Read the thread

Im not gonna tell her after 3 days
>>938264299
Fuck off bot
Anonymous No.938264419 >>938264538
>>938264331
Yes. I have read the thread. You're a lying cunt.
Anonymous No.938264538
>>938264419
Vagina envy