Thread 938258868

Celeb Thread - /51°3'46.403/ edition.

>>938258868 (OP)
so STUNNING mmmmmm why is she so beautiful?

>>938258868 (OP)
Hnng can't help but pump

>>938258840
donate to alveus sperm bank now

i'm gonna goon to maya higa with alice one of these days

I have been drunk for about 40 hours now and I'm finally sobering up.

>>938258958
You're clocking out I'm clocking in.

>>938258947
if only you knew how many donations i've made

HYDRATE

Speaking of I will be completely blasted beyond this point and I cannot be held accountable for anything I say or do.
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>>938258995
!!!

>>938258986
for the animals right?
right???

>>938258990
Holy fuck

>>938258983
>>938258995
clocking in, more like COCKING in

stunning keekers

>>938258983
Sloppy butt worship with mouth for Kiernan

>>938258955
Little Maisie tits :3

>>938259004
>>938258995
>>938258999
Kiki is the tightest

>>938259020
for mayo higa

>>938258999
kiki's tightness gets the roles

>>938258955
Source?

>>938259027
>more like COCKING in
Can I change my answer?!

>>938259050
squirtin man mayo 4 maya

>>938259050
mayo for maya

>>938259029
Never thought we'd see the day

Liking women like VJ and KStew but not being into feet sometimes makes me feel like I am in the minority

>>938259028
sry Kiki got swooped up lol...
Can I interest you in another big butt celeb?
JJ?

>>938259061
absolutely anon

>>938259071
>>938259073
love mayo'ing4maya
cheers

>>938259087
>>938258955
Which film?

choli's cock pumpin out that mayo like a firehose hooked up to the Hellmann's factory

>>938259131
deep down she loves it too
glad for all these donations

>>938259115
I am totaled now.
Please standby.

>>938259087
It's only a little glimpse, could be better

>>938259162
>>938259168
:DD

i could cum for maya right now i'm not even gonna lie

>>938259092
Drugs have my penis fucked up idk what i want kind anon but thank you

>>938259185
It's a start

>>938259173
maybe you just need some stimulation to wake up anon

>>938259207
Bimbo whore

>>938259226
In that case I'm just gonna post big butts.

>>938259207
the pornstarification is nearly complete

>>938259205
but would you get lewd in front of all these other anons???

>>938259228
One day anon, one day we'll get there

>>938259207
Peak Millie

>>938259238
>>938259251
spillie doesn't care

>>938259252
i don't think i'd be able to, anon.

>>938259245
Post all them big boodys anon

>>938259303
I wanna suck on her nipples while she rides me

>>938259230
I need a snuggly Kiki body pillow... :x

>>938259306
choli SCARED

>>938259245
I'm more of a Katie guy funnily enough

>>938259320
ALL?

That could take... well that could take WEEKS!

>>938259230
id love to just pull down that dress and fuck her mouth until she has blisters

>>938259336
not scared, i just don't have a lewd side to me ya know

>>938259340
Why does Katie look like she needs back massages though?

>>938259364
na u SCARE'T. SCAREN'T. big ole FRAIDY CAT

>>938259327
them abs would not be soft I fear anon

>>938258955
For the love of Christ, what's the source?

>>938259290
she looks so good like this
>>938259321
succ

>>938259245
>>938259340
>>938259365
Double fat assed whore fun you say?

>>938259365
Looks like she needs night long back shots

>>938259345
If you got paid to post butts online as a job do you think you would do the job better than most

>>938259387
Kek... maybe not... :x

I'm pitiful ATM...

I mean uhhh... YEAH LET ME BREED THAT KIKI YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

^^;>

>>938259395
Her new show

>>938259379
please don't make fun of me

You would get fired.

>>938259430
I would become the CEO within a week.

And a mega yacht and a helicopter I would have before year's end.

>>938259446
can't always be about breeding anon. sometimes you need gentle slow ballsuckling from keekers

>>938259479
Im gonna pump my fat hog to those buttcheeks for 40 seconds then go take more drugs

>>938259447
Called?

>>938259401
Fuck, that’s so good

>>938259492
60 seconds or else.

I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine... G-Girls l-l-l-I-l-like m-mine a-a-a-are h-hard t-t-t-to find...

>>938259521
60 seconds or else.

HE'S AFRAID TO GOON TO MAYA IN PUBLIC

>>938259522
>>938259522
The new look

>>938259564
Kk

>>938259492
You remind me of someone.

>>938259599
What drugs you got?

>>938259608
who anon?

I am broken.
I am discarded.

>>938259614
Shroomies n like 6 different strains of weed lel

>>938259642
Prof.

The one dummy dummy enough to put up with me.

>>938259568
goon wif me

>>938259652
choked and defiled by bbc
she is trash now

>>938259662
Why so much?

Real talk.

The more you talk the butts you get...

>>938259290
she peaked with 16 but she's still great goon bait

Did I make these threads my home...
Or did I make my home, with these threads...

>>938259687
Cause i was tired of running out n saved up moneys to get a buncha so i would just have a bunch for awhile and not have to worry about it

>>938259757
But why do you have/need so much drugs?!

>>938259671
I have no idea who that is anon

I tire of names in cel threads, I am often just known as the kiki obsessed one on the blue moon I am here anymore

>>938259674
i am absolutely down if you keep posting quality Mayas like that

>>938259783
>>938259671
WHOOOOOOPS did not post my keekers kek

>>938259738
blacked face!

>>938259717
God I love bimbo millie

>>938259783
>>938259798
You're no less than a treat. <3

I got so lucky to be here when you were here...

>I am here anymore
>anymore
Why anymore?

>>938259775
Because I really really love drugs. I love them so much. I love the way they make me feel. I probably have an addictive personality. I don't know how else to say it. I've never done anything too hard like meth so I can't really talk but yeah. I could drink and smoke weed for the rest of my life and never get tired of it.

all the men ats the malls were looking
at lil aris!

>>938259796
:))

>>938259868
perfect belly on her, high quality, soft, grabbable

>>938259853
And you enjoy it, all the smoking and drinking and drugs?

>>938259836
she's a good girl

Beyond this point I will no longer be anyone.

Not a person. Not a personality.
No one.

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>>938259888
I love every minute of it. I truly do.

>>938259884
i love her tumtum

>>938259905
>>938259917

>>938259917
What is the safe word... for if you don't love it anymore?

>>938259948
Beadys baby green eyes !

Beyond this point time ceases to have meaning.

Biology stops.

Time seems to stand completely still.

There is no here.

Coordinates no longer have meaning.

______________________________

>>938259905
begging to get straddled

>>938259958
What do you mean? I dont have a safe word as far as i know

Light trips over itself.

Dark gets lost in the dark.

Only demons live here.

_________________________

>>938259927
would you like grrrrinding against it?

>>938260058
BBC

>>938260003
Kate...

>>938260058
one lucky man got his dick smeared with that red lipstick

Only demons live down here.

You are lost.

You are not home here.

Turn back.

troy not knowing hes speaking to bd lmao

>>938260109
Kiss all over my butt cheeks if you wanna fugg.

>>938260068
i'd like to kiss it

>>938260150
You are longing.

Tell me, who have you been dreamin of?

>>938260159
that's cute. stick your tongue in it and make her squeak a lil

>>938260176
I only dream about myself

>>938260196
lewd

>>938260159
PITS!

>>938260159
We do not breath oxygen down here, Choli.

You are where sunlight DOES NOT want to go.

There will be no rescue party if you get lost down here.

I will look after you for as long as I am able.

But it is my advice that you turn around now and head for surface.

It's a lot warmer.

>>938260216
Are you a success?

I ask only you.

>>938260240
pits, bum, tum, feet hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>938260282
Yuh big time. I feel like it at least. And that's what matters. big feeling

Big boobs

>>938260311
Then I will accept your answer. If only tentatively.

You're riding solo. No life jacket.

But I refuse to let you dive alone.

>>938260309
seeing stars from the intense orgasm

>>938260239
it's Maya Higa bro, she's meant for that kinda stuff

>>938260352
My fat penis wants me to huff jj's butt until I fucking die

>>938260373
!!!
>>938260375
very true

Is Kiki Anon still here?

>>938260399
her saucy cleavage is also built for being sauced

>>938260452
Mini bimbo pressing her butt against this and getting her butt smothered by the fatter cheeks

There is no longer purpose.

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>>938260399
maya watching apathetically

>>938260503
She takes nigger dick

>>938260503
next will be mandingo or dredd

>>938260441
it certainly is
>>938260505
:o

>>938260528
how to ruin your reputation with one simple trick

>>938260539
don't act like you aren't thinking of blowing rope all over that white shirt until it's stained and seethru

>>938260618
i'm about to do just that

Making guys admit their penis is smaller than mine while i make them cum cheers.

>>938260493
>>938260655
I am processing this information.

>>938260644
good job, think about slathering it all over Maya's breasts and belly

>>938260686
Swallow my schlong it will help you process

>>938260701
cumming for maya~

I will no longer be one of.

I will be only the greatest.

Nothing less.

I will not tolerate anything less.

No longer one of... these threads.

I will not stand it anymore.

Bye bye.

bare ass butt naked

>>938260762
spurt yourself dry

mayo4maya

>>938260907
creampied maya on stage in full view

>>938258868 (OP)
>Celeb Thread
FUCK OFF WHERE ARE THE CELEBS

idk what it is about maya but i can't stop fapping to her

>>938261090
cum on glasses

>>938261180
cum on maya feet

>>938261198
and hope she licks it up

>>938260311
I'd clean your junk with my tongue

>>938261280
mhm

>>938261409
bet she loves getting fucked in nature

MAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>938261364
thanks tons

Cease

>>938260822
>>938260655
homeless retard

will not be attending church

>>938262029
God is watching you

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>>938262186
i have two fractures in my right knee cheers

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>938259059
>>938259142
>>938259395

The New Look TV series (2004) but don't bother. It's boring as fuck ands that's the only time you see anything from anyone

>>938260216
https://youtu.be/Dh3CddzpgYo

Trust me

>>938263112
Sorry hun no idea what that is

>>938261594
Reminds me Edens ASMR.

>captcha PRGWJ
Captcha tempting me to post preggers StPeach.

>>938259115
>>938259230
how is she so damn perfect?

>>938263351
Mm, I'm getting close mommy

>>938263691
neeeeed

>>938263712
4 speed

>>938263743
no slowing down with her

>>938263796
No breaks on that car.

>>938263982
can't stop won't stop

>>938264077
Propeller spinning

>>938264132
fuckk that looks like it would slide right off

>>938264208
Just a single strong tug away.

>>938264363
yank it right off her

>>938264398
You'd know a thing or two about yanking!

>>938264671
she inspires plenty of it!

>>938264739
So I've heard.

>>938264946
What a perfect petite body

I prefer Kiki from 2014 cheers

shit thread

>>938264998
Sorry anon, gtg. Later!

>>938265297
damn, what a one to end on!

Looking to trade mostly Jordyn Jones, but can also be Millie Bobby Brown, Pokimane, Sophie Rain etc. while we both chat about them and goon. I'm very descriptive and can actually hold a conversation too. Just open with a pic of who you want to goon to

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7befc28e64410

lol

>>938270058
>>938270117
Absolute babe

Couple months back, cocksucka, I’m sittin’ at home stoned to the fuckin’ gills. It’s 2:30 in the morning, I’m tryin’ to order tickets to the Pop-Tart convention — my Mecca, okay? Frosted strawberry, s’mores, that brown sugar cinnamon that’ll give you diabetes by lunchtime — I’m ready to live.

But I’m so fuckin’ high, instead of Pop-Tart tickets… I buy seats to a fuckin’ K-POP concert. Some group called Loona. I thought ‘Loona’ was a new pastry flavor. Turns out it’s twelve little Korean girls singin’ about love and friendship, which is the exact opposite of what I needed.

So now it’s the day of the concert. I’m like, ‘Alright, let’s make the best of it.’ I eat TWO stars of death — that’s 2,000 milligrams, cocksucka. That’s the edible dosage where you either time travel or shit yourself tryin’.

I get there… 6,000 teenagers in pastel skirts and glitter makeup. I’m in the middle like a gorilla that wandered into a Hello Kitty store — then I hear it…

Squeak… squish… squeak… squish.

The crowd splits in half like the last scene of Ghostbusters… and there he is. J-Tard. The king of human mildew. He’s in that Herman Miller chair, rollin’ forward like a slow-motion car crash. His skin’s three different colors — none of ‘em healthy. His cock's leakin' mushroom soup.

He’s got a crusty blonde wig on sideways, shoutin’, ‘OUTTA MY WAY, I’M BASED!’ And bro — the smell… The smell was like if you boiled an old gym sock in raccoon piss and let it sit in the sun for a month. People were cryin’.

The girls in Loona stop mid-song like they hit an invisible wall and start throwin' up on stage — glittery K-Pop puke, cocksucka. Security’s runnin’ in with gloves and masks, fans are stampeding like a fuckin’ kaiju just hit Seoul.

Lights on, announcement: ‘Concert cancelled due to biohazard conditions.’ Moral of the story? Never put mutants near synchronized dance numbers.

>>938259142
Hunchback of Notre Dame

holy shit troy is fucking pathetic

>>938271552
What's he at now?

>>938272125
he's posting his 6-year-old niece in the starlets thread

>>938272125
is it legal? this stuff was so illegal that the police who were going through his stuff actually found an unrelated hit in their own department for pedophilia and they had to get a warrant to look at the rest of his computer (and other materials)

edit: he plead the 5th and

>>938273868
nigga what

Nice finish

Nice bot finish

She was kidnapped and abused