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/cel/ - We tell the hobo his time is over Edition
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:40:02 AM
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TWO threads? I am confus!
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:44:47 AM
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>>938258959 (OP)
This is obviously the better thread, but rules are rules. And without them, we'd have chaos
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:45:27 AM
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be complicit in your own downfall
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:48:34 AM
No.938259277
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the Newtonposter is missing
i fear he has been eaten by a grue
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:08:21 AM
No.938259827
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post music alice i liked the stuff you linked a few weeks ago
Let's fuck Victoria Justice. Who wants her vagina, anus, or mouth? Choose one.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:16:09 AM
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>>938259966
Are beginners welcome? Who gets first pick? Do I have to claim this on my taxes?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:16:16 AM
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>>938259987
You can kiss them while someone else penetrates her anus.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:16:28 AM
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>>938259966
I'll take her bellybutton
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:19:54 AM
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>>938260042
She's amazing even in yellow
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:24:16 AM
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>>938260185
she really wanted to treat us that night...
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:36:38 AM
No.938260504
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>>938260721
>>938260473
apologies for the watermark
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:45:22 AM
No.938260721
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>>938260740
>>938260504
It's fine, Livvy is worth dealing with watermarks
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:46:06 AM
No.938260740
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>>938260852
>>938260721
i really wish they just released these pics
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:50:54 AM
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>>938260901
>>938260740
Same. All Liv content is needed
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:03:56 AM
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>>938261153
>>938260901
Always for lewd reasons...
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:17:04 AM
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>>938261418
>>938261338
I hope she keep it in shape now that she's not a gymnast anymore
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:30:17 AM
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>>938261686
>>938261633
anon she just got done a routine...its already dirty
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:34:55 AM
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>>938261794
>>938261715
Salivating at the thought
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:06:00 PM
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>>938262495
>>938262282
tell me what you want me to do
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:13:56 PM
No.938262515
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>>938262558
>>938262495
oh you really, really should
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:16:00 PM
No.938262558
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>>938262597
>>938262515
You should keep posting her in that dress, for starters...
>>938262558
I can definitely do that...what else anon
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:23:53 PM
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>>938262597
Can another anon join this?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:23:56 PM
No.938262695
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>>938262731
>>938262597
You should use one hand on my tip and the other on my balls
>>938262695
anon your cock is rock hard and your balls are full..
>>938262731
So full and heavy and in need of release
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:31:09 PM
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>>938262731
>>938262824
Ah, more gay roleplay, got it
>>938262824
grabbing your balls and sliding my hand up and down the entire length...licking my lips at how delicious it looks
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:37:30 PM
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>>938262973
>>938262938
parting my lips and placing your cock inside my mouth before sliding it all the way down my throat..
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:38:11 PM
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>>938263003
>>938262961
You'll make me cum so much...
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:40:43 PM
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>>938263043
>>938262973
your cock tastes so good anon. please do.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:43:08 PM
No.938263043
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>>938263079
>>938263003
Take it as deep as you can
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:45:25 PM
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>>938263122
>>938263043
my gag reflex is quite good anon...push it as deep as you want to
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:48:17 PM
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>>938263154
>>938263079
I'll push your head down until you take my load straight down your throat
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:50:49 PM
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>>938263167
>>938263122
fucking do it anon, hold me down and cum for livvy in this dress
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:54:25 PM
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>>938263233
>>938263167
your entire cock down my throat as you start to unload....fill it.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:56:40 PM
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>>938263277
>>938263233
that was delicious anon..
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 12:58:48 PM
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>>938263310
>>938263248
You and Livvy drained me so well!
>>938263310
Can i get sucked off for livvy too
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:19:14 PM
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>>938263654
>>938263619
Let's fuck her in the ass instead
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:20:29 PM
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>>938263705
>>938263639
see, i was thinking you could do that to me..
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:26:35 PM
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>>938263828
>>938263705
wheres the fun in that for me...
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:30:58 PM
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>>938263966
>>938263745
Good point..well, both of you can get it
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:49:46 PM
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>>938264259
>>938264193
bouncing my ass up and down on your dick
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:54:20 PM
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>>938264355
>>938264285
She'll wait all night, anon
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 1:57:04 PM
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>>938264437
>>938264303
shes going to find out just how greedy i am
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:02:05 PM
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>>938268246
>>938264437
if i had my way she wouldnt get a turn at all
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:04:38 PM
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>>938263585
sure. how can someone resist sucking dick. you got a big load saved up?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:02:22 PM
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need my pervy cock sucked
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:00:01 PM
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>>938267668
I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her... M-M-M-My m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a v-v-v-very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:06:42 PM
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>>938268208
>>938267473
Yeah, this hasn't gotten old at all
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:19:13 PM
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Looking to trade mostly Jordyn Jones, but can also be Millie Bobby Brown, Pokimane, Sophie Rain etc. while we both chat about them and goon. I'm very descriptive and can actually hold a conversation too. Just open with a pic of who you want to goon to.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:24:59 PM
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>>938267668
but Vic is getting old lmao
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:26:08 PM
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>>938268336
>>938264468
Filthy faggots. Fuck off.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:26:56 PM
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I peeled my foreskin back as far as I could and it smelt like feta cheese and sadness
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:05:02 PM
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Couple months back, cocksucka, I’m sittin’ at home stoned to the fuckin’ gills. It’s 2:30 in the morning, I’m tryin’ to order tickets to the Pop-Tart convention — my Mecca, okay? Frosted strawberry, s’mores, that brown sugar cinnamon that’ll give you diabetes by lunchtime — I’m ready to live.
But I’m so fuckin’ high, instead of Pop-Tart tickets… I buy seats to a fuckin’ K-POP concert. Some group called Loona. I thought ‘Loona’ was a new pastry flavor. Turns out it’s twelve little Korean girls singin’ about love and friendship, which is the exact opposite of what I needed.
So now it’s the day of the concert. I’m like, ‘Alright, let’s make the best of it.’ I eat TWO stars of death — that’s 2,000 milligrams, cocksucka. That’s the edible dosage where you either time travel or shit yourself tryin’.
I get there… 6,000 teenagers in pastel skirts and glitter makeup. I’m in the middle like a gorilla that wandered into a Hello Kitty store — then I hear it…
Squeak… squish… squeak… squish.
The crowd splits in half like the last scene of Ghostbusters… and there he is. J-Tard. The king of human mildew. He’s in that Herman Miller chair, rollin’ forward like a slow-motion car crash. His skin’s three different colors — none of ‘em healthy. He’s cock's leakin' mushroom soup.
He’s got a crusty blonde wig on sideways, shoutin’, ‘OUTTA MY WAY, I’M BASED!’ And bro — the smell… The smell was like if you boiled an old gym sock in raccoon piss and let it sit in the sun for a month. People were cryin’.
The girls in Loona stop mid-song like they hit an invisible wall and start throwin' up on stage — glittery K-Pop puke, cocksucka. Security’s runnin’ in with gloves and masks, fans are stampeding like a fuckin’ kaiju just hit Seoul.
Lights on, announcement: ‘Concert cancelled due to biohazard conditions.’ Moral of the story? Never put mutants near synchronized dance numbers.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:37:22 PM
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>>938262883
retired to be bred by black athletes
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:42:04 PM
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>>938270562
cocks and, additionally, cum