/cel/ - We tell the hobo his time is over Edition
TWO threads? I am confus!
>>938258959 (OP)This is obviously the better thread, but rules are rules. And without them, we'd have chaos
be complicit in your own downfall
the Newtonposter is missing
i fear he has been eaten by a grue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc-ccZXsIm4
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post music alice i liked the stuff you linked a few weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9yOzT4emcE
Let's fuck Victoria Justice. Who wants her vagina, anus, or mouth? Choose one.
>>938259966Are beginners welcome? Who gets first pick? Do I have to claim this on my taxes?
>>938259987You can kiss them while someone else penetrates her anus.
>>938259966I'll take her bellybutton
>>938260042She's amazing even in yellow
>>938260185she really wanted to treat us that night...
>>938260473apologies for the watermark
>>938260504It's fine, Livvy is worth dealing with watermarks
>>938260721i really wish they just released these pics
>>938260740Same. All Liv content is needed
>>938260901Always for lewd reasons...
>>938261338I hope she keep it in shape now that she's not a gymnast anymore
>>938261633anon she just got done a routine...its already dirty
>>938261715Salivating at the thought
>>938262282tell me what you want me to do
>>938262495oh you really, really should
>>938262515You should keep posting her in that dress, for starters...
>>938262558I can definitely do that...what else anon
>>938262597Can another anon join this?
>>938262597You should use one hand on my tip and the other on my balls
>>938262695anon your cock is rock hard and your balls are full..
>>938262731So full and heavy and in need of release
>>938262731>>938262824Ah, more gay roleplay, got it
>>938262824grabbing your balls and sliding my hand up and down the entire length...licking my lips at how delicious it looks
>>938262938parting my lips and placing your cock inside my mouth before sliding it all the way down my throat..
>>938262961You'll make me cum so much...
>>938262973your cock tastes so good anon. please do.
>>938263003Take it as deep as you can
>>938263043my gag reflex is quite good anon...push it as deep as you want to
>>938263079I'll push your head down until you take my load straight down your throat
>>938263122fucking do it anon, hold me down and cum for livvy in this dress
>>938263167your entire cock down my throat as you start to unload....fill it.
>>938263233that was delicious anon..
>>938263248You and Livvy drained me so well!
>>938263310Can i get sucked off for livvy too
>>938263619Let's fuck her in the ass instead
>>938263639see, i was thinking you could do that to me..
>>938263705wheres the fun in that for me...
>>938263745Good point..well, both of you can get it
>>938264193bouncing my ass up and down on your dick
>>938264285She'll wait all night, anon
>>938264303shes going to find out just how greedy i am
>>938264437if i had my way she wouldnt get a turn at all
>>938263585sure. how can someone resist sucking dick. you got a big load saved up?
need my pervy cock sucked
I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her... M-M-M-My m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a v-v-v-very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...
>>938267473Yeah, this hasn't gotten old at all
Looking to trade mostly Jordyn Jones, but can also be Millie Bobby Brown, Pokimane, Sophie Rain etc. while we both chat about them and goon. I'm very descriptive and can actually hold a conversation too. Just open with a pic of who you want to goon to.
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>>938267668but Vic is getting old lmao
>>938264468Filthy faggots. Fuck off.
I peeled my foreskin back as far as I could and it smelt like feta cheese and sadness
Couple months back, cocksucka, Iโm sittinโ at home stoned to the fuckinโ gills. Itโs 2:30 in the morning, Iโm tryinโ to order tickets to the Pop-Tart convention โ my Mecca, okay? Frosted strawberry, sโmores, that brown sugar cinnamon thatโll give you diabetes by lunchtime โ Iโm ready to live.
But Iโm so fuckinโ high, instead of Pop-Tart ticketsโฆ I buy seats to a fuckinโ K-POP concert. Some group called Loona. I thought โLoonaโ was a new pastry flavor. Turns out itโs twelve little Korean girls singinโ about love and friendship, which is the exact opposite of what I needed.
So now itโs the day of the concert. Iโm like, โAlright, letโs make the best of it.โ I eat TWO stars of death โ thatโs 2,000 milligrams, cocksucka. Thatโs the edible dosage where you either time travel or shit yourself tryinโ.
I get thereโฆ 6,000 teenagers in pastel skirts and glitter makeup. Iโm in the middle like a gorilla that wandered into a Hello Kitty store โ then I hear itโฆ
Squeakโฆ squishโฆ squeakโฆ squish.
The crowd splits in half like the last scene of Ghostbustersโฆ and there he is. J-Tard. The king of human mildew. Heโs in that Herman Miller chair, rollinโ forward like a slow-motion car crash. His skinโs three different colors โ none of โem healthy. Heโs cock's leakin' mushroom soup.
Heโs got a crusty blonde wig on sideways, shoutinโ, โOUTTA MY WAY, IโM BASED!โ And bro โ the smellโฆ The smell was like if you boiled an old gym sock in raccoon piss and let it sit in the sun for a month. People were cryinโ.
The girls in Loona stop mid-song like they hit an invisible wall and start throwin' up on stage โ glittery K-Pop puke, cocksucka. Securityโs runninโ in with gloves and masks, fans are stampeding like a fuckinโ kaiju just hit Seoul.
Lights on, announcement: โConcert cancelled due to biohazard conditions.โ Moral of the story? Never put mutants near synchronized dance numbers.
>>938262883retired to be bred by black athletes
cocks and, additionally, cum