Thread 938264008

Post the last girl you jerked off to.

>>938264008 (OP)
lol you fucking idiot

masturbation is for cowards
you simply don't have the balls to introduce yourself to a woman

YOU ARE AN EFFEMINATE COWARD

A LONELY, PATHETIC LITTLE COWARD

>>938264008 (OP)

I haven't masturbated since I was 15
and that was 45 years ago

YOU ARE A COWARD
youll end up sucking dick
because you are
OBVIOUSLY AFRAID OF WOMEN

>>938264486
>>938264525
didn't you molest your son? multiple times?

correction:

technically speaking, about r years ago i jacked off directly into my wife's face during sex....

but sitting around masturbating a by myself?.... lol dipshit at 15 I discovered how EASY it is to get a girlfriend to fo it for me

the difference between you and a MAN is MEN ARENT SCARED LITTLE BABIES

GROW UP, COWARD

>>938264567

lol ouch you are a talented INSULT MASTER, aren't you?

you're ALMOST as good at insults
as you are at fucking women

AGAIN: YOURE AFRAID OF WOMRN

YOU KNOW WOMEN CAN SEE THE SCARED LITTLE CHILD INSIDE YOUR EYES

SO YOU AVOID WOMEN

YOURE A TERRIFIED EFFEMINATE COWARD

>>938264567

you pretend a lot...
............................a LOT

you pretend to be cavalier
you pretend to be experienced
he pretend to be brave

you're none of these things

YOURE SUCH A FUCKING COWARD
THAT YOUVE NEVER BEEN WITH A GIRL

YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN

other than still living with mommy

LOL @ NO GIRLS EVER COMING TO VISIT
NO FEMALE FRIENDS
NO GIRLFRIENDS
NO CASUAL HOOKUPS
..........................NOTHING

the scared little boy has had NOTHING

>>938264717

the easily intimidated SCARED LITTLE BOY

sits at his LONELY COMPUTER

and touches his overlooked penis


............the effeminate sissyboy

>>938264717

..........you wanna say it with me?
let's do it.....

"BUT AT LEAST YOUVE GOT THAT STUPID CHAIR, RIGHT TOUGH GUY?"

YOU
.....AND
..........YOUR
.................LONELY
......................LITTLE
...........................CHAIR

"the videogame einstein"

>>938264717

ive got a wife....

that guy over there?...he's got a gf

and that guy over there? a fiance

................how are things going
with your chair lately?

.................coward

>>938264643
one things for damn sure...

you've gone this long being a coward
youre not suddenly going to spontaneously grow balls

this time next year
NOTHING will have changed

in 365 days
youll stop being alone
playing with your stupid tiny dick

because YOU CANNOT OVERCOME YOUR FEAR

you are a scared little boy

and you will remain a scared little boy
until a woman forces herself on you

BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
............................NEVER

women don't like you

>>938264879
I have a chair

you? you have no chair

it weeps and strains when you sit in it, and last night when i was plowing your mom and you went to cry in it, it BROKE!

>>938265027
oops a typo

youll STILL* be alone

hahaha
just you
and your chair..... ...


................................coward

>>938265080
>>938265093
sex haver breaker of chairs

>>938265134

lol

that was actually funny...
you just earned my respect....

not that respect matters....

respect my matters WHEN GIVEN
not when wanted
not when needed
not when demanded

it only has value
when earned
and even then
it means nothing

you cant spend it
its not currency

but you earned my respect

>>938265225
feet:
afraid of whats at the other end of those legs

feet = fear of vagina
feet = fear of intimacy
feet = fear of women discovering you're inexperienced and not good in bed

FEET = AVOIDANCE

if you knew a certain stretch of road had is dangerous twists and turns you found hard to navigate... it was riddled with potholes yhat would destroy your suspension system and pop your tires... if you knew you couldn't handle that stretch of roads...

You would take your own detour...

you would AVOID IT......
You would quickly find a detour

.......same thing with the stupid foot fagshow

Simply avoiding something you're afraid of

But instead of coming up with your own detour ..

You put in the least amount of effort

You selected the most CLICHE distraction technique possible

The most used up on original boring lame uncreative hackneyed CLICHE DETOUR TO AVOID INTIMACY ever:

the FOOT FAGSHOW

women do NOT like the foot fagshow
no matter what you may think
women ARENT interested

they want to FUCK
not to coddle your fears of intimacy

ADULT FEAR OF INTIMACY :
its actually your childhood
fear of abandonment

it means you're the type who is so afraid of hypothetically 'getting your feelings hurt' that you use it as an excuse to never try

these people shoot themselves in the foot by never learning FACING YOUR FEARS MAKES YOU REALIZE THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE ARAID OF

instead, the scared inner child reinforces his fears, he solidifies his inability to conquer the fear of abandonment

and he becomes an adult
with a FEAR OF INTIMACY

a fear they've spend their entire life reinforcing

these particular MEN (notice women don't do the foot bullshit, only men) realize they are afraid

so they try to HIDE IT
by MASKING IT
by presenting a fake contrived FOOT FETISH

hoping it will be perceived as a 'sexual superiority'...

hoping it will appear to be an "elite form of sexuality"

when its COMPLETELY ASEXUAL

so..... your foot fagshow isn't fooling anyone

you need to develop your own original detour

because FEET is the most cliche predictable cookie cutter technique known to mankind

also:

if you find a WOMAN who LIKES THE FOOT FAGSHOW.....

she's also a dysfunctional coward
she also has an unresolved fear of abandonment

meaning SHES NOT GOOD IN BED

Amber Debroux booty pics

>>938266272
she's ugly

>>938266272

aren't you afraid of any ATTRACTIVE women?

This slut serena

Yo what is bro yappin about. I aint readin all that

Devyn Lemoine spermfest

>>938266364

>slut

how would YOU know?

exactly what experience with 'sluts' have you attained?

other than embarrassing images, videos and cheap amateurish AI?

I mean, seriously
any little boy can keep a photo of a boxer
and spend every night threatening to kick that boxers ass in a boxing ring

from the safety of his mommy's spare bedroom

but everybody knows
that little boy can't fight
he's just a coward

>>938266364

by the way, her face is ugly

a cockroach

>>938266381

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU READ

because you DONT MATTER
according to all 4 billion women on earth
YOU DONT MATTER

>>938266381

lol @ the LONELY MASTURBATING COWARD

terrified of girls.......

so he pretends to be a badass online

(according to every woman on earth, you're not even half a man)

>>938266381

you spend your life in here

not taking your gf to dinner

..............in HERE.... ALONE

a medium of THE WRITTEN WORD

where you read 50,000... 60,000... up to 100,000 words each day

and suddenly, my 283 words is TOO MUCH

HAHAHAHAHA

YOURE SIMPLY A COWARD
YOU MANIPULATE YOUR MOTHER
WITH THESE SAME TECHNIQUES

YOURE A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE COWARD

WHO THINKS HE CAN MANIPULATE THE WORLD... the same way you've done to your spineless mother

...........but we ARENT your mommy
............and you can't manipulate anyone

>>938266452

the family genetics are clear... they've both got horrible phenotypes

ugly as shit...

and the AI penis looks fake. bright pink, doesn't match the hand at all, and appears as if the human hand is masturbating a plastic dildo...

Garbage....

Complete garbage.....

The women are hideous
The graphics are amateurish
And the closest thing you'll ever get to having real sex with a living woman

I didn't say you will never have sex

I'm simply saying
IT WON'T BE WITH A WOMAN

It's going to be with another man

........yep

I also used to be afraid....
I was a virgin, and I was afraid of how I would approach it, afraid of what to say, afraid of my lack of experience, afraid that I wouldn't know what to say or how to approach it...

Every young teenage guy experiences those same uncertainties.
Before theyve lost their virginity

..... Especially these days
What with all the imagery and memes and terrible advice found in these threads

The notions that if you don't have a huge dick, a body builders muscles, a super model's face and a Lamborghini.You might as well forget

Self defeatist themes from MEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER

so how could their advice hold any water?

It's actually to be expected that a young man would have fears and insecurities and uncertainties regarding this topic...

but ever since the cave man days
WE OVERCAME OUR FEAR
We learned to conquer our fears....

A funny thing happens when you're forced to face your fears.....

99 times out of 100
You discover
THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF IN THE FIRST PLACE.....

Here's an example;
Imagine a guy asking a girl out on a date..
He plays along, with all of the expected niceties and courtesies:

"oh yeah, that's a great shade of fingernail polish"

showing interest.... not being sexual or pushy, because he knows if he's pushy he will blow it...

He's playing it safe, afraid of how to approach the moment... they go to see a movie... kidding in the movie theater, is he tries the classic " pretend that i'm yawning and stretching my arms" technique Of putting his arm around her in the theater...

get it?.... he's not sure what to do or when to do it, so he treads carefully with each tiny step

Now imagine it's two hours later, and she's sucking his Dick in the car out in the parking lot

he tells her " let me show you something" as he pushes her head down so far, that the head of his penis pops beyond her uvula in the back of her throat...

and she LIKES IT.................

suddenly all of his fears are gone...
And as she VOLUNTARILY begins giving him deep throat down the back of her throat...

he thinks to himself:
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS SO AFRAID TO PUT MY ARM AROUND HER

The only way you'll ever conquer your fear
is by JUMPING INTO IT HEAD FIRST

And ever since I was 15
I realized I WAS AFRAID FOR NO REASON

THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF

The only thing worth fearing is CONTINUING TO LIVE IN FEAR

Damn I just realized I kind of paraphrased winston Churchills " the only thing to fear is fear itself"

It wasn't intentional.....

It turns out he and I were both correct
No Matter Which way you say it

" the only thing WORTH fearing.... is continuing to be ruled by fear"

Looking to chat to some cuck's slut, crush or fam.. Not interested if it's just a larp! Also can do loyalty tests.

Also down to just have you feed me pics of her and I can either worship or degrade. I'll save her pics and make a folder of her. I can share her or keep her private. I have plenty of girls I've never ever shared because the cuck asked me not to.

I've done this before and nothing will be mentioned to her about anything, if she's unaware she'll remain completely unaware. I'll add her and talk to her just like a random and show you the results

I'm tall, bearded, handsome (so I've been told), masculine, pretty built up yet not fat and can actually hold a conversation.
If you're interested then add me

05acb516b41248f0
32fb499a01c00373
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5c047befc28e64410

>>938267620

I want you to imagine something for me...

I want you to imagine THE PERFECT WOMAN.... "your" perfect woman....

Imagine bumping into her at a bookstore coffee shop upstairs... imagine a really exciting coincidental conversation, you discover the 2 of you have so much in common.It's almost mathematically improbable you would cross paths....

Imagine she comes home with you...

Now imagine you have to take a leak, and while you're in the bathroom, her elbow accidentally hits your mouse, and your computer monitor pops back to life...

Now imagine how her opinion of you would quickly change as she sequentially sequentially noticed each of the embarrassing porn sites and pathetic downloads...

Imagine how she would feel if she realized YOU ARE A LITTLE BOY

now imagine walking out of the bathroom and she's gone.... your computer reminder is opened to the last video.You were masturbating to...

and She's gone...

If you continue relying on "tickling yourself" like a scared.
Little boy, youll NEVER have the right energy about you... you'll never " have the right vibe" women are looking for

Because believe it or not
women CAN TELL if you're a masturbating child

because they have a 6th sense
a "woman's intuition " they can simply LOOK AT YOU and tell if you're getting laid

trust me..... you wear it on your sleeve
you just font realize it
women CAN see it in your eyes

they look in your eyes
and there is no VICIOUS TIGER

its just s boy
with his penis in his hand

keep masturbating to potn
and youll NEVER attract a woman

>>938267863

TRANSLATION:

NOBODY WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU

SO YOU BEG ONLINE

YOU BEG OTHER MEN

NOT WOMEN

NO WOMAN WILL ACKNOWLEDGE YOU

YOU BEG OTHER MEN

YOU LITERALLY BEG.....
OTHER MEN....
FOR YOUR GAY MASTURBATION

YOU ARE PATHETIC

YOURE A COWARD AND A HOMOSEXUAL

YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE
GO AWAY, COWARD

>>938267707

lol @ jow DISGUSTING SHE IS

HER TITS ARE REVOLTING

like a weird moose with a birth defect

My gramma

>>938267689

not even joking when I say her face looks like a man with Hepatitis C


no wonder she uses SO MANY FSKE CONTRIVED DISTRACTION TECHNIQUES

the stupid nose ring
the ugly eyebrows
the outdated lame hair thing
the tattoos
the unoriginal dog collar
even the cheap $35 lingerie....

all designed to distract
to pull your attention away
from the insecure UGLY FACED WOMAN

"please notice all these external distractions, and not my ugly face"

>>938268111

do you ever get turned on by attractive women?

>>938268432
FAGGOT

>>938268459

or are you only able to achieve one of your embarrassing 'secret moments' of sexual failure (not being smart or brave enough to convince a woman into having sex) to milquetoast UGLY OLD HAGS?

>>938268574
>milquetoast
IQ FAG

Ludovica Capobianco on the right. Only because the memory of cumming inside her is too intense for me.

this one

>>938268542

Anurexia nervosa bulimia

heres something you don't know
because lack of experience:
THOSE ultra skinny types
always have THE LOOSEST VAGINAS

100% true..... trust me ....

that type of body ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS have loose gaping vaginas... like putting your dick into a cup of warm water...

..........also her health is already deteriorated her

Look how young she is, but she's actually like fifty eight years old... at least her organs are...

she has aged her internal organs
with the STUPID attention seeking with seeking anorexia

she's already experiencing CONSUMPTION

she's a crushed Styrofoam cup with chewing tobacco saliva spit into it

a garbage can

AND IT WAS VOLUNTARY !!! HAHAHA

do you ever 'not get any pussy' to photos of HEALTHY PRETTY GIRLS?

>>938268770
what

>>938268649

ahhhhh...... interesting......

.......interesting that the one on the left is HOT AS FUCK.....

I didn't even notice the bland one until you mentioned her

>>938268828
She’s hardly bland. Also the tightest pussy I’ve ever experienced. Loves younger guys.

My chubby friend

>>938268722

I used to be heavily involved in THE RAVE SCENE...

from the very first earliest tiny popup rave parties to the big INSOMNIAC EVENTS and everything in between

not sure if you've ever been to a REAL rave before... that photo appears to be more of a 'music fest' than a rave

music festivals SUCK BALLS...
raves are amazing...
music fests are for lightweights...

I would honestly Be surprised if you have been to raves before... because most ravers have transcended beyond the stunted maturity of "the masturbating cowards who's too afraid to introduce himself to women"

thats more of a music festival mindset

I came to Maja, who is a tantric healer

>>938268872

she's alright............................

>>938269050
aka Colleen, the former waitress at Margarita's

Claire

>>938269147
You wouldn’t want her? She drained me

>>938269278
What a coincidence, Brucio is the last person I jerked off to

>>938269177

me?.... lol no.... nope

I don't do the disgusting big title thing

big tits are nauseating...
I do petite....

>>938269323

I didn't even know his name... i was just trying to come up with a similar female type to the woman...

And I felt to myself " that gay guy from kids in the hall"

Though I guess that's kind of redundant because they're all gay

>>938269409

typo

PHENOTYPE

sorry

>>938269409
yeah "the gay guy from kids in the hall" doens't narrow it down very much

>>938269076
soul piercing eyes

>>938269373
Like the size of my friend Eva’s breasts?

>>938269474

lol egg zack lee

>>938269505
Yes. Intense green eyes.

Some anons mid tier slut. My favorite type, you know they'll do just about anythinf

>>938269549
looking very stern, I like it

>>938269654
is she a dominant one?

>>938269516
I used to DJ at an Atlanta stripclub for almost 10 years...

thats up to maybe 60 women per night if not more.. 120 breasts if not more

5 nights a week... 52 weeks per year.. almost 10 years

after a few months, I had already gained an entirely new perspective

even the most beautiful of us are nothing more than farm animals.... poor unfortunate creatures...

after a while, you realize the even the hottest women are just flawed vulnerable
animals...

we've all got bodies
that shit becomes irrelevant

I’m not posting my mom

>>938269697
Bossy and loud in life, but very submissive in bed

>>938270202
Damn, would love it to be the other way round

>>938270072
if im not mistaken I stopped relying on my hand back when Farrah Fawcett was considered 'hot'...

ever since that afternoon at Lori McClendon's apartment when I was 15 i never had a problem finding girls to do it for me..

and im not bragging,,,,
there's nothing to brag about

any man can EASILY find lots and lots of women to handle your penis issues... its not an 'amazing feat'...

its been happening since the dawn of man, and it's the most natural, basic, fundamental elementary functions of humans and other living things:

MATING

there's nothing to brag about engaging in the most basic function

masturbating is the equivalent to a STARVING ETHIOPIAN CHILD in America

Where there's no reason to starve

But there he stands
in front of a McDonalds
licking the drive in menu
Fantasize about eating a mcdonald's hamburger

Stupid fucking idiot... you can simply walk inside and order some food.

Can you imagine how weird that would look?

You're at the mcdonald's drive thru
and there's a skinny little ethiopian nigger , with a giant swollen stomach from starvation....

And he's licking the photograph of the hamburger on the drive thru menu

because he's afraid to go inside

even though there's a sign on the door that says FREE FOOD TODAY... literally giving it away...

well..... thats YOU
thats how women perceive it...
because women can always detect the guy without a gf... they can see it in men's eyes, in the way they carry themselves...

they can sense if youre the starving scared nigger licking the menu outside

Crush

>>938264008 (OP)

are you aware that YOURE TRAPPED IN A PORN PRISON?

yep... a self imposed porn penitentiary
a prisoner
but you sentenced yourself
YOU are the one who built the prison

its an energy that follows you
what girls call your "vibe"
and you cannot hide this vibe
because YOURE LIVING IT

understand?.... this vibe of 'the guy who doesn't get laid' envelopes you, because YOU CREATED IT and even worse, YOYRE STILL LIVING IT...

best advice youll ever get:
by deleting all the porn (its your enemy)
and deleting all the thousands of STUPID IRRELEVANT PHOTOS OF WOMEN YOULL NEVER MEET, and STOP JACKING OFF LIKE A LITTLE BOY, you will finally modify the "vibe" ..

until you DELETE YOUR PORN PRISON
youll carry a vibe
that tells women
youre not a tiger

I can't stop jerking off to her

friend's GF

Best friends girlfriend

>>938270289
She actually hates being on top. She was on her back and I put her legs on my shoulders. Went slow and deep and lasted literally 1 minute because she doesn't use condoms and is really tight. Sad we never fucked again

>>938271436
which is EXACTLY why no woman is even vaguely interested in you

BRILLIANT STRATEGY

>>938271715
your best friend is dating a fat pig

>>938271749
There goes my fantasy, lol
How are her legs?

>>938271749
> i literally lasted only one minute

"for me, children always come first..."

..........right?

"Because they can't delay their orgasms like I can"

.........amirite?

>>938271823
You think?

About an hour ago

earlier today

>>938271904
Thick. She’s a little self-conscious of them, like her armpits.

>>938271704
moar

>>938271978
more? who is she to you? big tits

>>938272926
Why her armpits of all boday parts?

Old coworker friend of mine. Thick short latina milf, saw her in a dream last night and figured why tf not when I woke up

>>938272926
She has great legs anon, ngl

>>938273203
She thinks they’re “meaty” which makes her feel fat. Who know. Women are endless self-critical. I didn’t notice anything special about them, but we were in my bed and I was focused on other parts of her

>>938264008 (OP)
Teacher

>>938273587
She's fucking beautiful, I don't blame you. Know her age by any chance? Milf?

>>938271715
Daamn how did u get her pic?

>>938273587
>>938273611

>>938273775
God she's pretty, anon. I'd jerk to her too if I had her class lol
What's she teach?

>>938271958
More please

>>938273587
>>938273611
>>938273775
She's 31 at the moment. She teaches HS English >>938273800

>>938273841
Fuck, man. English teachers are surprisingly commonly hot. Had a couple in middle and high school back in the day that I still jerk to.

>>938273504
I'd lick her armpits, even better when meaty

>>938273875
>>938273841
You got more of her? She's doing it for me today

>>938273841
>>938273875
Pretty teachers are always the best. Not only are they beautiful but they also have that caring, sweet personality that I love about them

>>938273128
She's a close friend of mine. Basically have to jerk off every time I see her

>>938274027
Can only imagine the things youv'e thought about doing with her, probably in her classroom too. Used to fantasize about being unde rmy english teachers' desks all day just messing with them while they're trying to teach

>>938274027
>>938274144

>>938274186
>>938274209
She's amazing, you can tell she has a good soul. Wouldn't be surprised if she has a fun/naughty side too

>>938274216
who this

>>938274380
newfag

>>938274216
>>938274380

>>938274388
never seen before my b your majesty
>>938274451
good to know

>>938274445
So close to quads, fuck
What do we call her, anon?An initial is fine if you don't want to give her name

>>938271327
>>938271458
gd sess disc?

>>938274445
>>938274557
Her name is Chambray

>>938275070
That's a lovely name, sounds exotic and European. Where's she from?

and again today

>>938273226
I loved her lips

25jdg

>>938275070
>>938275376
She's from the United States

Nikki

Kaitlin

>>938276784
More dresses

Kellie

>>938277324
>>938277343
(along with the few below it)

Forgot to say that this is Liz :)

My daily fapping daydream

Constantly

daily

>>938264008 (OP)
The last one I jerked off to was Sahara Yajima

https://gofile.io/d/F8NOBy
Gibi was the last one

Can't get enough of this slut

>>938284770
nice

>>938281501
don't blame you

>>938285658
She’s had sex

>>938286903
I believe it, looks great

Laura R

>>938287452
>8

>>938287452
very interested

>>938287452
>>938287470
super hot

>>938287413
She knows her body very well and knows how to give pleasure. She just turned 45.

>>938287965
she looks fuckin sexy, 45 be damned

>>938288018
She loves younger guys

>>938288054
I'll bet younger guys love her too

>>938288083
They absolutely do

>>938288162
fuck I'd love one night with her

>>938288184
She has a bf now, but I don’t think it’d be too difficult. She gets around

>>938288270
she looks like she's yearning for a big long change

>>938287484
>7484▶
>>>938287452 (You)
>very interested
>>938287470

>>938288396
>>938287736
Destroy the cunt

>>938288317
In what way?

>>938288396
>>938288414
rock hard and ready to go

>>938288445
>>938288414

>>938288469
holy fuck, need some of that

>>938288440
fresh meat in between those sexy thighs

>>938288566
>>938288540

>>938288566
>>938288584
she looks like a wild one

>>938288622
>>938288584

>>938288675
holy shit that's what I'm talking about

>>938288654
mmm, dont stop

>>938288709
With a 23-year-old last year

>>938288750
pic?

>>938288869
she is so fucking sexy

>>938288861
He took the pic.

>>938288906
got more of her?

>>938289060
those legs are killing me

>>938289098
mmm those eyes

>>938289246
ffm imminent

>>938289272
Ffm?

>>938289272
threeway

>>938289340
this>>938289349

Just came to her

>>938289388
early pic for her, incredible body

>>938289418
>>938289410
>>938289388

>>938289513
>>938289418

>>938289410
I would die to go down on her

>>938289540
>>938289539

>>938289539
>>938289559
fit body and ink a definite improvement

>>938289540
>>938289559

>>938289633
I agree

>>938289651
>>938289633
edging for her

>>938289673
lol classy

>>938289700
>>938289722
fuck me so good

>>938289771
>>938289751

>>938289757
Name?

>>938289703
She’s fun

many,many,many

>>938290419
More plz

>>938289982
kay parker, taboo 1980

>>938290916
Thx

>>938290613
Next ;)

>>938264008 (OP)
i jerked off to the idea of being impregnated by my teacher after she got drunk one day and fell asleep in my bed.

>>938290613
One last Alexis

>>938293608
Thank u