Thread 938268000

a yeb bake is a good bake

i forgot this yesterday

>>938268000 (OP)
blessed webm and digits
yeb please sit on my face

>>938268195
how often do you destroy a trib phone with water damage?

>>938268195
Fauxre next.

>>938268195
just did this to tina

>>938268239
Tina is a rapeable slut, so good she needs more cum

>>938268284
kys

>>938268195
and that is why i never want to touch another dudes phone

>>938268435
yeah there's no way to get all of the cocksnot out of those speaker/mic holes and the camera indent.

That phone will always smell of spunk

>>938268471
this nigga knows what chum smells like lol

>>938268195
phone tribs are so stupid at least use a tablet

daph with syannes ass would be goated

>>938268422
weekend posters

missing my bro's one free call from jail cuz i'm busy cleaning cum off the phone

>>938268529
>>938268545

>>938268806
u got these pics lol?

>>938268806
i just fucking came to this
im gonna kms

>>938268695
aw shiet

>>938268915
true dont care about the tribute but the individual pics would be nice lol

>>938268905
these mar pics are hot as fuck too

what are tribfags feeling when the video is over and they are sitting there trying to clean the cum off of their phone?
i thought cleaning a fleshlight after being done with it was depressing
that shit must be on another level

>>938268975
why

>turn on mayas stream
>its been 2 hours since they woke up
>they are still doing their makeup

>>938268915
too lazy to post 1 by 1, most are in simpcity here are some: https://jpg6.su/ds9019

>>938269102
women

>>938269102
I'm just happy seeing how well they get on.
I'm sure they've done a lot of talking off-stream too.
I want nothing but pain and suffering for Mizkif.

>>938269348
i would watch a documentary about these 2 dudes and what happened in their life for them to end up doing that

>>938269348
imagine the post nut clarity after this....

>>938269252
Why spend two hours a day, or 7,300 hours a decade, or almost a whole year wasted in a decade.

>>938269181
Das a big pp

>>938269428
he cant even get hard

>>938269181
This guy has hot maya tribs, and he used to post here

>>938269475
what 10 years of gooning does to you

>>938269475
Looks hard enough to me

>>938269568
no need to sugarcoat it, he's pushing rope

Need more YEB

PEPO COME BACK

He was nicknamed limpy for a reason

why are tribs so hot

dis shi gay ah hell cuh

pluh

any tribs where they ruin

Any Rae, Jodi or Lily tributes please? <3

>>938269475
the bigger the cock the more difficult it is to get hard

>>938270126
sorry they dont exist

happy sunday frens

>>938270287
They need big thick loads

>>938270146
this lol, I get lightheaded during a diamond erection

>>938270146
the bigger the cock the easier for me to get hard

>>938270372
Truth

>>938270407
Who do you think deserves the most cum?

Maya is going to fingerblast Emiru in the tent, isn't she?

>>938269102
i think you have to appreciate how much effort some women put into looking pretty for the rest of us

>>938270611
Toss up between Rae and Jodi

>>938270628
some of them actively make themselves look worse with makeup THOUGH
maya is one of those cases

If you were a girl, and you became an streamer, what kind of content would you make? What kind of public would you try to appeal?... i mean between gooners, gfe yearners, or people that just watch streams are bored and gamers

>>938270671
So Lily is out?
Maybe you should pick a picture of one of them for me to finish for and I'll do the same for you :3
See who we think the other should give their load to

>>938270715
I would definitely try to go the daph approach of being a variety gamer with a cynical personality and a good sense of humour. Whether I decide to farm gooners would depend on how hot I am as a girl, whether it would be easy or not.

>>938270715
i want to fuck you

>>938270706
no shut up maya is a beautiful princess

>all videos from lauren alexis' yt channel are gone
It was peak softcore gooning content
Wish I had saved them

>>938270738
I like the sound of that, here you go :D

how do these fat niggers like russel and zoil constantly get to hang out with my fu's????????????

i have a feeling sakura tribs are about to be a hot commodity. it’s like bitcoin pre-2013

>>938270816
Did she find a man or what?

>>938270715
I would do the daph route >>938270760 but meaning that i would tryhard for 2 years, build a solid viewerbase then coast for the rest of my career with variety games at degen hours

>>938270857
unironically being funny, if you can make a girl laugh a lot she won't care how you look, within reason

>>938270935
I feel like morbid obesity is not within reason

>>938270935
no one has ever called russel funny
zoil sure but he gets carried a lot by his british accent

>>938270857
this will NEVER be you

>>938270856
Thank you <3
You can have my favourite girl Rae

>>938270975
isn't his nickname literally comedyrussel?

>>938270882
I dunno... she still has an OF and posts on X, but hasn't said anything about it
She would upload on a weekly basis, so I have no idea what happened
Maybe the channel was demonetized?

this will NEVER be you

>>938270973
yeah but they're not fucking, just hanging out, the bar is lower

>>938271036
mar do this

>>938270935
this shit has never worked for me they just think of me as the funny friend

>>938271067
what does the crud under maya's nails smell like

>>938271025
rae should show her boobs way more often

>>938271067
just fuck my gay chungus humanoid life ( ._.)

>>938271025
I'm gonna be covering her, thanks <3

>>938271086
scrajj ur gooch too hard 4 days into no shower

2 fat niggers and 2 hapas sitting in a lake something something something something

>>938271091
I agree :3
>>938271103
Thank you! My goddess deserves a big thick load from you! Please cover her <3
I will try to give Jodi the best load I can x

Does anyone know where I can find any QT tributes? I don't even find her that hot but I like how she hates them and it gives me a boner because I hate women.

>>938271085
There's another hurdle a lot of guys deal with nowadays that has everything to do with yourself and not really what the girl wants and its the fact that a lot of guys signal an asexualness about themselves. I assume its out of anxiety of being too forward or hiding how they feel I have no idea but there's a massive group of people who just naturally don't come across as an option and no one is going to really take interest in that. No idea what happened with you but this was my issue anyways.

>>938271160
You better, Jodi deserves the best
I haven't cum in a few days so it's gonna be a lot

more

>>938271050
It's like calling a 6'4 guy tiny

>>938271189
fake

>>938270935
if you are a fat retarded nigger on the verge of obesity related death then women will give you sympathy

>>938271213
That is so hot!
Rae is going to be totally covered by your thick powerful load and I love that! <3

Jodi is so cute and I she does especially in that picture!
I'm just not working with a lot lol

digits and the floatie blows up and zoil drowns on stream

>>938271287
Not everyone has can have a lot to give, just need to do your best

>>938271057
If it wasn't for the fact that you can easily find literal porn on YT I would guess that she was mass flagged for basically doing softcore porn for years.

I'm not too worried about the videos being deleted, after you had watched 1 you had watched all of them.

>>938271361
I will :3
Thank you x

i spent my entire fucking sunday morning reporting unhelpful reviews of bases in antartica, sick of u retards in 3rd world countries leaving useless reviews in javanese and indonesian and spanish wasting everyone's time not even funny comments either

>>938271206
that hits closer to home than i would like it to, i spent most of my youth being the butt of jokes, which both turned me into a full time stand up comedian so that people would like me, and made anxious to do anything outside of that role, including but not limited to expressing attraction to girls

i hear fat fucks love swimming because it makes them feel weightless and it makes their joints stop screaming out in agony

>>938271402
Yeah, and she also advertised OF on her videos, which the TOS probably doesn't allow it
Still, it was a nice channel

>>938271699
better watch your mouf cuz

Lauren Alexis is hot but I swear she's been making the same 2 videos for years straight

>>938271770
the fat nigger yearns for the lake

>>938271770
always funny that these women need men on their streams to make it entertaining. they just want to sit around and do nothing but talk, otherwise.

>>938271836
its less about them being women and more about emi and maya both having black hole personalities
also they still probably feel a type of way about each other

>>938269348
These niggas gay

>>938271836
>they just want to sit around and do nothing but talk
kind of like how you men just want to sit around talk about how shitty women are for hours every day kek

>>938268422
Thats pepo? Holy

>>938271960
ywnbaw thoughbeit

>>938272001
ywnbam

>>938272014
how original

>>938272014
Oh look the hambeast is upset. Go be a fat tranny somewhere else.

>>938272030
>he says as he says "ywnbaw" and "thoughbeit" as if they were original and creative

>>938272102
exactly and you had to settle for copying that. literally not even as creative as the most trite 4chan insult there is

>>938272137
not really. it fits in with my critique of your blatant hypocrisy and lack of manhood.
you just call everything you don't like trans because your brain has the consistency of gelatin

>>938272216
yeah but you will never be a woman

all me btw

i win again
when are you going on trt btw

couldn't you just win at being a woman?

taking my estradiol in the morning <3

>>938272351
cute

how much do you have to take in order for it to give you xx chromosomes

>>938272371
gender =/= sex

guys please dont start

>>938272411
so what you're saying is you will forever have xy chromosomes?

>>938272443
"guys" indeed

>>938272216
actually no i just call someone a tranny when i think he's a tranny and wouldn't you know it

>>938269265
emi just made me cum so hard :3 i love her

>>938272571
if u loved her ud be caged for her >.<

>>938272563
stop posting this hag

>>938272589
no emi needs big loads daily :3

>>938272491
>no i don't do that
>>explains how he actually does that
lek

>>938272590
nah

imagine entertaining aus’ low quality slop baits
keyed

>>938272618
yea but from men not you xD

>>938272563
keep posting this hag

>>938272651
big victory for the LGBTQIA+ community

>>938272658
says you. emi would love me

>>938272659
i will!

dggfags really never cease to amaze

can this ausfag nigger at least post streamers

>>938272787
because they... post relevant content to the thread?

>>938272807
>talking in 3rd person

>>938268000 (OP)
Is there more Yeb stuff from this stream?

>>938272787
that dude is terminally online lol

>>938272831
you said fags, plural, retard.
>no response to my question
figured

>938272802
heh

time for text only posts

keyed

post mar

mar is boring

can you upload the tina daddy video pls

>>938272831
lmao he really did

look away for one min and alinity is there the fuck

>>938272999
hes so obvious lol. no one likes him so he has to defend himself pretending to be someone else kek

>>938272984
6l but slut

all of mayas guests are vibe vampires

>>938273051
doesn't look like her at all but go off

>>938273059
wouldve been fine if it was just zoil and russel. its fucking ruined now

I know you niggas don't floss

I was the best flosser in my school

Pokimane invented thongs

I'm wearing Pokimane's thong

I'm wearing a thong for Pokimane

>>938273305
pokimane depop would go crazy

>>938273271
bro don't start off this lewd wtf you gotta ease into it

>>938273343
it didn't

i still find it wild how alinity gets collabed with
has she ever said or done anything memorable except farm coomers with her plastic tits?

>>938272979
nvm i dnt need it now

i'm wasting away in margaritaville

>>938273364
no

>>938273081
>>938273115
Built for rough tittyfucking

>>938273380
>>938272979
strwbry

>>938273493
Your floor is what I expected

die

>>938273343
If a streamer woman does a depop she might as well sell underwear for extra cash because if I saw my fu selling even a fucking woollen hat she wore, I'd still buy it to jerk off with, coomers will jerk it too anything

>>938273576
This is Pokimane's floor retard

>>938273640
Pits looking like a dried up reverbed, or an elephant's foot

>>938273640
>sniff or die whiteboy *cocks gun*
what do you do

>>938273595
whatever you want

>>938273600
yea that's kinda the point
its plausible deniability
>what? that isn't what this is for you freak! ugh men.. this ones for the girlies
very on brand for poki
she had a depop years ago
it'd be fun to see who the buyers were

>>938273673
shoot yourself NOW!
do it NOW!
shoot yourself NOW!

he didn't mean you retard, nevermind I guess he did

>>938273493
https://x.com/pokimanelol/status/927008409831989249?lang=en

Does emi really wear butt pads? That's kinda cute :3

>>938273681
I think some women streamers could probably get a respectable mix between women wanting clothes and coomers buying their stuff. But I would bet all the money I have that at least 90% of those clothes from Poki's depop have become holy relics, encrusted with inhuman amounts of cum

>>938273493
tearing up the tp like that is honestly a dealbreaker. fucking animal

>>938273608
dsp mogs them

>>938273608
wasn't the pog guy just anti vax? doesn't seem like he's unique enough for this list
and what did callmecarson do?

>>938274288
>what did callmecarson do
be a cuck

>>938274288
It's more than just anti-vax for Gootecks, but it's mainly for how much he just blew up his whole career himself, like he nuked it for no good reason

hope you guys have fun 2gether

>>938273608
why is edp controversial? he's just a humble cupcake enjoyer

>>938274288
nah gootecks sounded schizophrenic on pretty much every topic imaginable and pushed a lot of crazy shit
Alex Jones is more thoughtful about what he believes unironically

>>938273608
wtf did fred do

>>938273608
leafy is such an insufferable faggot he deserves to be alone in F tier

>>938274645
iddubz gave him the win

im tired of hearing russel and zoil

someone @ me when these fat niggers leave the stream

Jodi doesn't look like herself

>>938269713
oh hey thats me

>>938274817
Queen

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S. with some curves that love to explore all things naughty! I'm super into teasing and I thrive on those steamy late-night chats where we can just let loose and see how wild we can get. I find it way easier to connect this way since I'm a bit shy out in the real world. If you’re up for some fun and excitement, hit me up! Just find me on that popular app by adding me with this username: e ma q-uo-n-x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to see what we can get into together!

>>938274835
nice tits

You can tell Maya and Emi are counting down the minutes until they can get the fuck out of there

its sunday :D

>>938275018
that's how it felt the little I watched as well kek do they even like each other or is it just the trip isn't fun?

>>938273346
sorry
>>938273876
>>938273708
>>938273399
>>938273321
i really like her face and smile

>>938273493
still surprised no simp detective has found the exact type of thong that is and made a compilation with this pic

i believe i asked for a BEEF quesadilla not a CHICKEN quesadilla

>>938275110
i’d imagine its not very fun to hang out when the only thing in common is the guy they used to fuck

>>938275122
shes very sweet from what I've seen

>>938275027
Sunday funday

>>938275110
They are stuck in a tent with 2 LOUD IS FUNNY fat niggers and a couple of vibe vampires 90 degree Texas heat. I have a headache just from watching.

>>938275206
so hot

>>938275206
cute!

>>938275201
i only know she cosplays and streams

>>938273608
whoever decided that mumkey and doug walker are even remotely as controversial as any of the other people in d is crazy.

>>938275009
my daily existencei s like this

>>938275259
very jewy

>>938275305
>.<

>>938275330
whats the big deal?

>>938275464
<.< hands

freak

>>938275257
>>938275259

>bonnie is joining

1 whore wasnt enough huh

>>938275688
she sucks a mean dick

new sydeon let her cook video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey9bNxihRAA

>>938275752
she?

>>938275752
>>938275785
Too bad we never got to see how she professionally bounces on it

>>938275844
>>938275857
yes

>>938275857
god I wish she had done an OF with Charlotte when they were together briefly

>>938275885
that thing has a penis man

eurobitch got covered in tar and posted feet, I'm sure that despite obviously farming she will spend most of the stream complaining about people sexualising her

>>938276061
feet aren't sexual
grow up

>>938275907
It’s because charlotte has all sorts of diseases, worldly and sexual
It’s caused all Sue’s health problems for the past couple of years

>>938276061
erobb hit that

>>938276106
wonky lost britt for her? euro pussy really does hit diff I guess

dreamt i was in a rooftop bat fighting ring

>>938276061
and i'm sure you will whine about this till the end of time

evening

this place ruined me

>>938276091
not true

>>938276167
i like the guy who always replies morning/evening princess
it's funny

>>938276146
nah he was hittin american puss too

>>938276174
freak

>>938276156
I just fucking hate it when foids have their tits just way out, clearly intentionally, and when you try to pay them a compliment on their nice milkers they fucking ban you

it's the inherent dishonesty in the position, like the entire reason they have a career is because of farming cleavage, but they will deny it until the end of time and enforce fascist speech policies to avoid the cognitive dissonance of people pointing out the obvious truth

>>938276202
????

>>938276202
me too, he's very consistent

>>938276174
if it wasn't here it'd just be something else

>>938276091
the entire human body is sexual if you're attracted to someone and anyone with real life experience knows this

>>938276209
a real man-slut huh? no wonder he knocked someone up

>>938276241
don't use that tone with me

>>938276236
nobody cares
you are in here regularly with "bro the EUROBITCH has her TITS OUT but just try saying it to her face!"
it's boring watch something else

>>938276339
ᵍᵃʰ

>>938276278
he couldnt help himself he loves american girls

>>938276322
if you compliment say, shroud, on the reason people watch him, his aim, say "nice shot" then it's completely fine

If you compliment that segment of e-whores that make their living off their chunky melons hanging way out, but INSIST that people watch them because they're funny, on their sweet cleavage, they will go to extreme lengths to police their chat to maintain their bubble of self-delusion

the eurobitch, while exotic for not being another amerimutt, exemplifies this mentality

>>938276454
I just want them to acknowledge what's real, and accept the truth

plenty of e-whores accept what they are, but the delusions of grandeur represent a standing challenge to put a crack in the bubble of cope

>>938276518
try not being a pajeet

>>938276518
>>938276596
fuck loser holy shit youre annoying

>>938276610
fuck off, I am from pakistan but I have some english heritage

Got kicked out of Applebees for jerking off to my waitress. Dumb bitch didn't even realize it was just a compliment to her.

life is beautiful

life is strange: true colors

>>938276647
thats fucked up. hope you sue them. that definitely infringes on your god given right

>>938276653
until it isn't

Threadly post about 6L getting forgotten after we learn that
>has a bf (the zelda guy)
>got tricked to lose her vcard (probably the douchbag date guy)
>got passed around i a sex cult thing called "policule" that her highschool had

and bla bla bla

>>938276760
made for crushing my head until i die

>>938276061
shut off her stream and stop whining like a bitch, just dont watch, retard

>>938276647
the dude who killed himself after jerking off at that drive through place would still be alive if he had only discovered that he could be a mild annoyance to girls on twitch instead

>>938276106
Good For them!

>>938276833
no I'm gonna keep making alts until she either becomes one of the self-aware e-whores, or dresses modestly

>>938276855
kek i forgot about that

>>938276890
andrea inducting anna into the sex cult, bonding over their love of BBC

>>938276923
she can dress however she wants she's not muslim

>>938276789
based

>>938276942
Dumbass. - ZJ

>>938276968
then she needs to acknowledge that dressing like that means she is a whore, actions have consequences as sure as every action has an equal and opposite reaction

say zach loud

>>938276993
how did this meek little soy cuck get to slam andrea?

>>938276767
I need more information on that last one wtf

>>938276942
Getting their wombs pumped full of BBC cum in some dirty toilet of a nightclub

>>938276942
>>938277070
Holy

only 1 hour left to goon to maya and emi before they never collab again

>>938277055
Imagine missing an stream

>>938277019
fukken saved lol

>>938277112
i already have mayo feets withdrawals

>>938277023
No she can keep doing whatver she wants and dressing however she wants, just like you can keep whining like a bitch.

>>938277146
any idea when it was talked about? Like which VOD at least

>>938277112
i didn't watch any of it was it really awkward?

>>938277161
woke is dead, trump is your president, and your feminism is a lost cause

>>938276942
>>938277070
Holy shit google Zack Justice

a single andrea post and this happens

>>938277181
Last one

>>938277254
she is a phenomena

>>938277207
>woke is dead
hahahaahhhaha

>>938277271
shes an ugly gypsy

andrea bbcposting just don't hit the same after seeing that video

zach?

>>938277207
cooked twitter mind lmao

>>938277193
im not sure they have said a word to each other during the last 3 hours

>>938277193
not at all lmao

>>938277278
>>938277311
your body, MY CHOICE

DEI is being purged from government and major corporations

ICE is bringing law and order back to black and latino communities

we may finally have found a cure for the woke mind virus

>>938277381
SHAMELESS

>>938277355
cope

where is emi right now?

>>938277381
i like her odd socks
idk why but it made me laugh

>>938277297
you mean the video where the white dude underneath the censoring is caged and wears a black strap on dildo to ''fuck'' her?

YEB IS AMAZING <3

roman statue avatar nigga of probably mixed blood retvrning to tradition by repeatedly getting banned from a porcine swede's stream before she can even read his message

>>938277395
KEK whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night
enjoy paying more for groceries so your government can send more money to israel

>>938277406
are we really gonna pretend like they werent having a good time together the majority of this 24 hour stream
she literally just came back as i typed this lol

>>938277549
they have the mindbroken mizfag mentality

>>938277507
support for israel is a core tenet of judeo-christian values, why would I be ashamed of that?

>>938277549
and are you going to pretend that the both of them havent been counting down the minutes since they woke up?

>>938277643
yeah, you could cut the tension with a knife, they so clearly do NOT gel together, I think this stream has put the nails in the coffin of the mythical emiru alveus visit

>>938277643
thats what you do when theres a timer

>>938277643
no i have a normal brain untainted by thousands of hours of immersing myself in otk drama so i can see this for what it is, just two twitch streamers collabing. you are just psychoanalyzing two people you dont know

>>938277632
is sitting on a gooner imageboard all day also one of those

licking maya knees

>>938277785
better than spending your time on the gooner imageboard defending women's rights and extolling feminist values

I knew Maya's assistant would jump into the water to get the ball.
He reminds me of a guy I used to know what would do dumb shit all the time for a sliver of approval from the cool kids.

>>938277851
that aligns way more logically than your retarded rightoid fantasy kek

bonnie so magical

>>938277887
you must be fun at parties dood

>>938277851
aren't you doing the same thing but with conservative values?

if these were the people who showed up last night instead of the attention seeking theater kids this stream wouldve been amazing

>>938277817
HOLY

>>938277995
no, those values are the default, I'm just pushing away the last desperate dregs of the woke virus outbreak, now thankfully receding

they really do be emotionally stunted manchildren huh

>>938277887
the stream is for entertainment, you aren't just casually hanging out with these people

>>938278090
>>938278090

>>938278070
>now thankfully receding
like your hairline?

>>938278070
you have to actually be coping if you think woke is somehow disappearing because of trumps 4 years in office
progressive values still do and for the foreseeable future will dominate every aspect of global culture

>>938278118
>4 years
you will see anon, the pendulum has swung for the last time

>>938277986
paintable beauty

>>938278173
i severely doubt it
gop is gonna be in shambles after 2028

>>938276767
who?

>>938278241
the GOP has exhausted their usefulness for the trump dynasty, as the elections are gotten rid of, so will the useless talkers who leech off great men as they create history

>>938278299
well enjoy the larp buddy

>>938278299
Built for bbc