Thread 938271848

s/fur

International Lion Day Edition

Wow, it's not a joke.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Lion_Day

>>938271842
Are you absolutely sure you're not an elderly MAGA supporter

And for the low low price of 30,000$ you too can hunt and shoot a lion! (proceeds go to wildlife conservation in the very park you are shooting this lion.)

>>938271894

I never joke about lion ass.

>>938271905

Maybe that's why one of the doctors at the hospital that I work for was talking about how he doesn't believe in multiple personalities. It was a subliminal hint.

Maybe there was no doctor.

...

Who the hell am I?

>>938272012
Wait, was it elephants that are 30,000$ and lions are 50,000$?

most of the stuff I have labeled as 'lion' is from the marble lion guy over in the /tg/ AI thread.

>>938271894
based

On top of the 50 grand that you put up to get a license for a lion pelt, you are also going to be spending 1000$ a night in the hotel that is on the reservation. On top of whatever the price is for the safari, on top of the price for the guy who's going to take you to the watering hole where the lion is going to be.

It blows my mind that there are places that propagate this excursion to millionaires as a good thing to do with their money.
Why not just give the conservation 100 grand and not kill a lion.

WE GOT A CHALLENGE OF THE WORD 'UTOPIC'!!!

NOT VALID!

>turn on wrong stove-plate
>walk away
>incinerate chopping board

this game has been kinda lame though.

Well, I'm off to work.

Yesterday cat day
Today cat day
IT IS CAT DAY TOMORROW

>>938272473
It's in the OED what kind of weirdoes are running this thing

>>938272486
multiple kitchen items in my house have scorch marks of them from idiots doing fire things in the kitchen.

every day is cat day

>>938272529
they might be using the lame Websters lexicon.

>>938272603
actually i don't see it in whatever collins website i just pulled up.

It is August

>>938272549
I like the sound of this. Now hand over the gifts.

>>938272603
Heathens
https://www.oed.com/search/advanced/Meanings?textTermText0=utopic&textTermOpt0=WordPhrase

what is it, like, the 50th day of summer?

>>938272697
Interesting, Oxford likes it.

Funny how I'm watching lion woman play BF6, in a map that takes place in Cairo in August on International Lion Day

>>938272760
On the towel? Savages

>>938272539
Yeah, this one's fucked though. I was doing laundry and only noticed because the smoke detector went off.
Now my apartment stinks and half my dinner is cold

scrabble lunch break. go do something else for 2 hours.

Feed the ceiling birds

>>938272985
>smoke the ceiling birds
fixed that for you

Ima let Foxxy ruin this thread by not posting lions or felids and do something else.

>>938274058
Best eevee.

>>938274914
>pic
cream pie probably

>>938271848 (OP)
kill yourself fucking faggot

I guess the captcha is always needed these days - used to be after a few you'd just be able to post

Still ass

Asses are nice

do be

Pudge continues to do great work

I really don't want to be awake right now

EPA
EPA
TRAPPED FOREVER
https://youtu.be/dX2w3TqcAU8

>>938277356
Is your work strange shifts or are you just sleeping random hours as per usual

>>938277819
it isn't shifts
I can work whenever I want, which is never because I really don't give a fuck
I just sleep really, really poorly

>>938277875
I know very few people who really WANT to work

>>938277962
that's true
I'm just having a hard time adjusting to having different hormones
it's definitely like going through puberty again with the depression, but at least I slept well back then

Oof teenage hormone levels again

yeah it certainly feels like it
I should have done it a long time ago

>>938271848 (OP)
goblina

Well at least you're doing it now

gonna tear my brain out

>>938278774
That will complicate your future furposting

>>938271848 (OP)
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>>>938278810
lion king

>>938279008
so, here's the idea: for international lion day on august 10th, 2016, i'm challenging everyone to do something cool for lions in their own special way.

>>938279735
Who will s/fur lose to the attempts to pleasure a lion on lion day?

Reminds me of that greentext story of a zoo janny boning a lioness

I really hate this new method of pricing things where they add the price number but not the $ sign. Its retarded

>>938280951
Don't think I've seen that one - have seen several dolphin ones

>>938281379
Read it about 10 years ago, don't think it was screencapped

>>938281033
Have you been to a place that also drops zeros in prices? So like, a burger is 12.1 or something similar

when i ask a person if they have ever played splinter cell, im actually calling them a faggot

>>938281822
Have you ever played Splinter Cell?

>>938281466
Just singular digits with nothing else, its stupid
>>938281822
Chaos Theory is based, homo

The image resizing site I used to use now limits its use - what do you all use to resize images for posting here? Adobe is too clunky.

What is up bitches

weh

Hey there, I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US with a playful side and a passion for exploring fantasies. I love taking the lead during wild conversations and seeing just how much I can tease and tempt! I'm definitely into some naughty fun, but I also get a bit shy in social situations, so I prefer connecting with people through messages. If you're looking for some spicy exchanges and a few steamy chats, hit me up! Just remember, my username is em a-qu-o nx (don't forget to remove the spaces and dashes when you add me). Can't wait to see where our conversations take us!

>>938285452
Ytho? Was the moon not good?

>>938285676
i'm fine, just stoned

>>938285704
Isn't that a good thing? I wish I was but I used all my edibles yesterday being super super high

Needs pizzer

>>938285726
no problem here
little light on snacks maybe

if only...
>upload failed
suck my dick you faggot cunt piece of shit coded turdburglar
https://files.catbox.moe/d5xuwq.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/s2rxu1.jpg

>>938285867
I misinterpreted the weh, good to hear everything is fine

Dang the thread gets good just when it's bedtime, nn

NO!

>>938286491
nini squeaker

>>938286491
Nn

homo intensifies

u tell'em fursi even tho u gey

>>938287019
Show us your magic wand

And now I zzz

>>938287060
You'd be very wrong

butts

>>938287230
Throw that ass in a circle

I want butts on my face

>>938287060
i'm really fucking annoyed that this is the state of the internet

>>938287429
which part

It's getting hot in here let's take off all our clothes

I don't wear any clothes, just look at me.

it's cold in my room
which I kinda like when naked

Not me, I can't stand the cold, I turn off the air conditioning before I get lewd

sometimes I'll put on a long sleeve shirt and my thigh highs if it's really cold, but it has to be like 60° in my room for me to do that
I also really like taking my shirt off outside on winter nights, and feeling the cold air on my body
even in the 20s it feels nice

ur both stinkers

>>938288070
I suppose I could use a shower...

funny way to spell gay

the heat makes me stink when lewd
not so much when cold
that's one of the reasons I like it

>>938288124
Yes, you should

>>938288226
Eh, maybe not. First I take a shower then Nick asks me to prove it, next thing you know I'm recording myself jerking off into a shot glass or something unhinged

I need to get to work tomorrow
I'm dying for a manual V8 whether it's a Camaro SS, ZL1, or Corvette Z06

Firebirb the ZL1

>>938288301
Fortunately I too must get to work tomorrow, been slacking off lately

FORTUNATELY?

>>938288448
Unfortunately*

>>938288390
I just don't know if it's a good idea even though the latter two are both in the $40k range
425 hp is already nice for a first car, but 580 hp supercharged?
that sounds fucking sick
of course I want a Z06 more but I wouldn't be able to get my friends out of their house unless I were driving, I think

>>938288448
get to work stinker

Maybe I have a glass of whiskey or seven

firb the zee

My first car had 253 horsepower, it was too much honestly

nah
it's just a Camaro with a body kit
no thanks

i left early and no one even came close to how many lions i posted.

>>938288844
laughable
I need at least 400 hp
500-600 would be nice

I need 500 horses minimun

but I still think a Camaro SS and a ZX4RR might be the best loadout
practical V8 for frens, fast bike for funs

sup cop

>>938288873
Lol, good luck with that kid. Try not to instantly merc yourself

>>938288957
ello

in hindsight, cavalry charges were incredibly wasteful.

also fuck christians

the 152 gods bless me!

nick = homosex

>>938289236
Facts. I challenge Nick to post his straightest image

unpossible

>>938288138
why don't you report them?

>>938289023
yeah I'm not gonna get a ZL1, 580 hp and supercharged is kinda stupid for a first car
it's gonna be a more reasonable car and a motorcycle
frankly I might even get a bike first if I'm going to have a car I won't need to make payments on

>>938289273
okay in next thread

what do you mean you only have 69 horses!

>>938289713
Really anything over like 120 or so is overkill

>>938289775
imagine being this slow

>>938289775
imagine having a cavalry charge that small

GR86 is a nice little car

>>938289823
Priorities man, I get like 40 miles a gallon. You'll grow up one day

Someone bake, I need to see Nick's straightest picture

>>938290153
you aren't into cars
you wouldn't get it
my mom has a 650 hp Corvette
you don't grow out of cars

>>938290288
what do you think of the tesla?

>>938290357
they were cool when they were new, but there's much better options for electric cars these days

>>938290357
ipad spyware robots on wheels

Jeremy Clarkson is right about Tesla

>>938290440
lol

>>938290481
I don't hate tesla because elon had a bad few months of being an idiot. i hate tesla becasue they dont have any buttons in them.

E gets it

god I hate cops
thanks, YouTube, for making me paranoid about getting straight up murdered by a cop just for riding a bike

when is trump going to give us the free monies check?

>>938290588
i get so much doomscrolling trash about cop on bike hate.

>>938290626
people have an unreasonable hatred against bikers
it's fucking pathetic

>>938290660
>>938290660
>>938290660

>>938290666
>11/29/23 11:48pm
i've been thinking about this thread all day and i feel like i should contribute