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Anonymous No.938276104 [Report] >>938276534 >>938276572 >>938276599 >>938277639 >>938278705 >>938278744 >>938279605 >>938281605 >>938281754 >>938283089 >>938284509 >>938296147 >>938299298 >>938301100 >>938301100 >>938301125
Jobs that hire almost anyone?
Anonymous No.938276534 [Report] >>938301415 >>938301464
>>938276104 (OP)
walmart
worked there almost 2 years through college.
half the people working there couldnt even read
Anonymous No.938276572 [Report] >>938279548
>>938276104 (OP)
Call centers.
Anonymous No.938276599 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)

Plague corpse collectors.
Anonymous No.938277422 [Report]
Machine operator.
Find a place that doesn't work you to death.
Find a place with a huge pay range, like $20-$35/hr
Ask if the company pays for classes.
Try to get a technical degree in the meantime.
If the company pays for it, then you have to get good
grades and stay with the company for a while after
you graduate.
Turnover rate tends to be high in manufacturing.
Stick around and opportunities to become a tech, trainer, or shift lead should come fairly often. If you are social and a massive bullshitter,
you can become Supervisor within 2-5 years.
Anonymous No.938277615 [Report]
Retail
UPS Package Handler
Amazon Delivery Driver
Anonymous No.938277639 [Report] >>938278305
>>938276104 (OP)
Fast Food
Janitorial
Prostitution
Anonymous No.938278305 [Report]
>>938277639
Saw a job advertisement asking for "10-15yrs in the trades" for a janitor position paying £14/hr.
Janitorial positions are no longer for any old retard apparently.
Anonymous No.938278705 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)
Quality Inspection
No interview or drug test required
Anonymous No.938278744 [Report] >>938282411
>>938276104 (OP)
prostitute yourself
Anonymous No.938279548 [Report] >>938281843 >>938301183
>>938276572

This.

I worked in a call center once and was yelled at for taking too many calls with a high success rate, my ratio was so high at 99%, I skewed the metrics for the whole department. The supervisor had to write reports why the rest of the team wasn't doing as well with a 30% success rate.

The manager pulled me into his office and started yelling at me. When I confronted him that I was being singled out for being successful, he changed his tactics and started to tell me the pens on my desk were too disorganized. I left in the middle of the day. When HR called me at home, I told them what happened and I said, "you're going to drive me to drink". Which I guess they never heard of that saying before and thought I needed mental help for saying those words. I hung up on her.
Anonymous No.938279605 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)
The executive office of the president of the United States.
Anonymous No.938281605 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)
sphincter dilator
Anonymous No.938281754 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)
Fast food worker
Grocery
Truck driver
Computer coder
Anonymous No.938281843 [Report] >>938291429
>>938279548
You should start your own call center and make it the best that ever was.
Anonymous No.938282411 [Report]
>>938278744
This. One can easily make good money sucking dick and taking it up the ass.
Anonymous No.938283011 [Report]
i bet amazon is still desperate for delivery drivers. i never heard them say otherwise after the pandemic.
Anonymous No.938283089 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)
Go to a temp agency
Anonymous No.938283958 [Report] >>938286659 >>938294012 >>938304120
Security. You can be a 90 year old drop out hauling around an oxygen tank in a wheelchair and work security.
Anonymous No.938284197 [Report]
guys look at my 4chan thread it got many replies :D
Anonymous No.938284509 [Report] >>938286516 >>938304241
>>938276104 (OP)
The military. Seriously, if you are in good health and not a complete nitwit, they'll take you.
Anonymous No.938286516 [Report] >>938286694
>>938284509
Yeah, you've gotta be in good health to catch bullets on command
Anonymous No.938286659 [Report]
>>938283958
This. And if you’re smart you can study on the side.
Anonymous No.938286694 [Report] >>938287306 >>938289015 >>938301212
>>938286516
You're still pissed at the people who picked on you in middle school.
Anonymous No.938287306 [Report] >>938287428 >>938287656 >>938293030
>>938286694
what lol. do you miss showering & living with so many other men or was it being completely dominated by older guys with brush cuts that got you off?
Anonymous No.938287428 [Report]
>>938287306
You have odd fantasies.
Anonymous No.938287656 [Report]
>>938287306
What did I say that wasn't accurate; were they older women with brush cuts?
Anonymous No.938289015 [Report] >>938289252 >>938289908 >>938301228
>>938286694
whoever writes your replies should be fired
Anonymous No.938289252 [Report] >>938289908 >>938290181
>>938289015
Anonymous No.938289908 [Report]
>>938289015
>>938289252
samefag
Anonymous No.938290136 [Report]
Hamas pager tester
Anonymous No.938290181 [Report]
>>938289252
armybot post sysdatetime.
Anonymous No.938291429 [Report]
>>938281843
99% success rate? Total larp.
Anonymous No.938293030 [Report] >>938293630
>>938287306
I was bullied all through grammar school and there were people even more faggy than I was in the military.

You could be a 2-day old dead dandelion and make it these days.
Anonymous No.938293630 [Report]
>>938293030
i used to work at mc
donald's, but it took me a bit to get there
Anonymous No.938294012 [Report] >>938294327
>>938283958
Can you be a 40 year old nigger dick recipient with a gaping asshole and work security?
Anonymous No.938294052 [Report]
Learn to wax twatlips.
Anonymous No.938294080 [Report]
Tai chi happy man
Anonymous No.938294327 [Report] >>938298975
>>938294012
Not the one who you were talking to but I don't know why not
Anonymous No.938296147 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)
Sanitation worker
Anonymous No.938298975 [Report]
>>938294327
asking for a friend's dog walker who's looking for a job

some pet services will hire her to work for them.
Anonymous No.938299298 [Report] >>938301050
>>938276104 (OP)
Run for local office. Sky's the limit.
Anonymous No.938301050 [Report]
>>938299298
drove a taxi for a while
Anonymous No.938301100 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)
>>938276104 (OP)
4chan JANITOR

YEAH I WENT THERE

(this post is a joke love you jannies)
Anonymous No.938301125 [Report]
>>938276104 (OP)
President of the USA, ironically
Anonymous No.938301183 [Report]
>>938279548
>"you're going to drive me to drink". Which I guess they never heard of that saying before and thought I needed mental help for
lol but also wtf man don't say that to HR jesusfck
Anonymous No.938301212 [Report]
>>938286694
yeah, and?
Anonymous No.938301228 [Report]
>>938289015
kek
Anonymous No.938301319 [Report]
911 dispatcher, plus if you're a degenerate, you can get phone numbers easy ready to harass
Anonymous No.938301415 [Report]
>>938276534
Thats america for you
Anonymous No.938301464 [Report]
>>938276534
you don't need to read when the boxes have pictures
Anonymous No.938304120 [Report]
>>938283958
I went to a store where the rent a cop was an obese bitch sitting in a fucking lawn chair yelling at people. The fat bitch couldn't catch shoplifters if she tried
Anonymous No.938304241 [Report] >>938304454
>>938284509
>Get 40 vaccines and eat plastic food for minimum wage.
You make more money in fast food and are not government property.
Anonymous No.938304454 [Report]
>>938304241
Are the benefits good if you survive?