Thread 938290660

s/fur cops are gay edition

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God damn it you colossal fagot

I sleep

despite being way WAY less than 1% of the cars on the road, about a third of my close calls with cars while on my bike are with cops.

FUCK THA POLICE

You're more likely to die from a retarded karen in an SUV or a jeet semi driver ramming into you on the freeway than Sgt Kreme in his hand me down crown vic

shut up faggot

pizzadilla?

>>938291093
yes
I might make a pizza tonight too if there is any

I don't crave men 24/7 like you

>>938291065
true, but jeets are like, 50% of the population these days (literally ~15%)

I crave girl cock 24/7, tyvm

Gay as hell
>>938291154
Tragic, they need a race war

i wonder if you are more likely to get shot by a cop or by a nigger? this might actually be a serious question.

Depends on location
Female cop, mostly

google that, Jarvis

the idea that, that can be in the running for a serious question is deebly goncerning.

welcome to America
enjoy your stay and free 9mm

Fuck I'm so bored

Hi so bored

fuck the boredom away

id post more lions if I had more than jsut a dump of marble lion left in my folder

Is lion dae

>>938291731
i got 6 more hours of lion day

>>938291846
Is lion month after all
Leo is the sign

Drink a triple pour whiskey and I barely feel it stupid fucking efficient liver

y u do dis fursi

Wtf there's no artic wolves in the africas

>>938292089
africa didn't get wolves. they got painted dogs and jackals. prolly a handful of other canines that i cant remember.

International dog day is next on august 26th

tomorrow (11th) is
9 christians feasts
paki flag day
Chads independence day from france
mountain day in japanland

So just another Monday then

>>938292502
i dont really want to go through all the births and deaths. or even the event list for that matter.

huh, other than the Thunderbirds, seems like there will be no other jet performers at this year's air show. wonder if they're trying to keep it quieter.

a10s will be back at least.

like a nascar race, you go in hopes of a crash

no... I have had a dream like that though

sweaty

>>938290660 (OP)

>cops and queers make good looking models

>>938295314
sweating sickness
prolly hantavirus
get the rats out of your house.

>>938295418
They might be mice

https://youtu.be/ljXz9r97M3E
teef

success

So, I'm going to post about my latest magical cat dream.

It started with me strapped into what I can only describe as a death carousel. It was like a traditional merry-go-round, but it ran on a similar track to a scrambler ride which one might encounter at a fairground or theme park. Everything was made out of gold -- including stationary frog statures which spat purple orbs.

I broke my restraints through brute force, then drew the aim of the orb-spitting frogs to the central mechanism. Once the deadly carousel came to a stop, I chased after the architect of my attempted demise: a beautiful brunette in a red dress sitting on a golden throne. Her seat moved along a track behind two closing doors in a classic villain escape moment.

I called out to her, "Wait! What is your name?" She replied with, "Monica."

I've had five recurring antagonists in my dreams. (Praise the Lord, I'm a cat with a rogues gallery!) None of which were designed during waking consciousness. I hope that she becomes a recurring character in my dreams. Only time will tell.

racing sims are hard
it doesn't help that I drive like a psychopath
it works until it doesn't

>>938297421
>it doesn't help that I drive like a psychopath

in real life?

>>938296017
nice

>>938296438
sounds fun
I wish I had dreams like that

>>938297510
no, I'm pretty safe irl
I just drive like a maniac in a video game with no real consequences
I will harness my skills in time

Wreckfest is your game

>>938297614
not for me
I'm not trying to wreck
I'm just not trying not to

>>938297571
>no, I'm pretty safe irl


I'm glad for your sake, and the sakes of the people around you, but I still think it would be more funny to imagine that you're such a rage driver that it bleeds over into the game.

>>938297665
Give in to your true nature

>>938297667
just wait until I get a motorcycle
I give myself 6 months to live

>>938297685
def <3

>>938297699
I don't enjoy wrecking
it makes me mad
but so does AI driving slow and being stupid
sometimes it's funny as fuck tho

>>938297731
gay

Don't put the word "gay" in the original post if you don't want boy on boy action.

https://youtu.be/X6Ue6BLdBf4
>>938297918
Doble gay

id like one donple cheezburg plz

YES

:3

triple gae

once it becomes quadruple gay it circles back to straight

>>938298900

I think gay becomes straight again when you impregnant a cuntboy.

still gae

>>938298933
I wish I could get impregnated
ngl I'm sad that being trans means I'll never have kids

>>938299010
gay cat

DELETED

:)

Well, I'm going to bed.

Goodnight, everyone.

>>938299073
Darwin, Darwin. Twitch thinks I'm the submissive one in our relationship! Will you please tell him of.

Need For Breed: Hot Purrsuit
>>938299227
nini

>>938299227
good night magicat

There is no homosexual behavior occurring in this relationship, apart from the penetration of every orifice.

HE DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.

both bottoms

>>938299436
Slander.

I already knew before you said anything explicitly

>>938299549
Stop imagining such lewd things I do not consent to that.

>>938299614
I don't to need imagine my intuition

Blaidd <3

>>938300756
best boi

I did the Ranni ending first playthrough.

same
Ranni is best waifu
except Blaidd

>monday
>morning

it truly is a day

it's still night for me
and I'm still not asleep for some reason
idk what's wrong with me

night

groceries done
already 29°C outside
waiting for lunch to get to temp

how to put panties on your renamon

indeed

floof

>>938306307
This heat is excruciating and I'm DYING.

>>938308976
I'd offer to squirt some water in your general direction but somehow don't think this would be appreciated

Don't make me say it

I do have one of those little hand-held fans with an integrated squirt-bottle (like what you'd use for plants or baking).
It's excellent at cooling you down.

>>938309135
My beautiful furcoat will not be the recipient of your liquids. How about you turn of the sun instead of letting it continuously violate me.

>>938309592
neat

By the heavens the sun is taking me to the deep end.

art!

confirmed, they are not playing collins lexicon.

Jackson starts with the word 'OM".

>>938310342
short for Officine Meccaniche, old italian train / car / engine manufacturer
also the abbreviation Mercedes uses for diesel engines (Öl-Motor)

and then he drops two bingos and is up over 100 points.

>>938310448
Usually abbreviations are not valid. Om means something in some archaic language I would assume.
Although some originally abbreviations have become such commonplace that they are just words now in some lexicons.

Woolers came down for Andy, who is losing hard right now. Its valid! huge!

>>938310604
derp. it was attempted to challenge off. Jackson blunder!

very tight board. both players have weird racks with power tiles.

weird racks need love too

Jackson potential blunder again, missing DIAZO on the triple.

I wanna watch this game!
but the dogs are making it hard!
Andy is back in this game after being down 130 points!

rip

YEUCH is dropped down to block a really good spot by Jackson, It's not vaild, Andy does not challenge!

WTF is this game!

>>938311310
hi eth

patpat

Jackson is getting away with bad challenges, phonies, and he's drawn both of the blanks!

>>938311325
oh, hi.

Jackson wins. stupid game!

ok dogs need walk
bye

>>938311595
later

>>938311595

bye

>>938299253

Magicat, I like that.

It's weird being awake and alert before noon.

>>938312097
I recognize that witch.

>>938312235

a witch is fine too

shiddy walk
from start to end
shiddy

>>938312700

sorry

>>938312700
like, in a literal sense?

Isn't that what that one guy calls shark tiddies?

>>938312735

A lot of people don't clean up after their dogs.

>>938312735
you cannot these dogs and not have some shit residue in some way.

>>938312765
poop duty in the back yard is a daily chore. but many poops do get missed for days.
the dogs roll around in the very spots where they shit. they shit on the dirt and run around in the dirt. then they bring that all inside. on the floors, the carpets, my room, my bed, jump on me.
its all shiddy.

thread ded
shiddy

>>938312932
>>938312932
>>938312932

>>938312813
rip