Thread 938291346

comfiness

sometimes when I mow my lawn, I pretend I'm choli at the wheel of the old International Harvester 815

>>938291459
cummies needed!

shit thread

>>938291459
you love to see it!!!!

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>>938291666
Devil trips!

gonna eat it

>>938291845
>i didn't go to church today
oh noooooooooo

>>938292027
cooked
>>938291995
Go ahead and chow down on Kat Newton's creamy pies... oh wait

>>938292061
her pies? or someone else made them?

Hello Thread

>>938292061
hopefully jesus and martin luther still protect me from those devil trips regardless.

FUCK SEVERIN

>>938292161
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ns7qKNZek
patrick kane

>>938292093
It was a... group effort, let's say
>>938292178
Say four Hail Marys and throw two pieces of cutlery at hitchhikers and you will receive absolution

>>938292300
i see. but i should eat them right?

>>938292357
If the cream is too much, I'm sure some of us will help you!

>>938292300
done and done!

>>938291459
Cum on those feet, then put them in your mouth

>>938292216
yes

they don't understand the things babs says on twitter

>>938292811
*mmuph mrr mooh malhmim mouh*

>>938293348
"good boy"

FUCK ALLISON

>>938293378
*mhang moo*

cringe

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>938293404
tasty feet

i'm gonna run a barrows with that Rose poster one of these days

trying to chill.............

>>938293392
what'd i do? ;-;

>>938293936
you should be in bed, slumbering!

>>938294014
soon <3
that's a very comfy sershpic

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

>>938294691
>avant-garde waders
I didn't know Maggie was into fly fishing!

>>938294691
I am of disappoint

>>938294790
needs bbc

FUCK SEVERIN

>>938294790
glamping

>>938294813
<3 love her hair frizzy like that

>>938294837
i'm gonna be really drowsy soon so i'll pass out shortly <3

>>938295046
glamping her mouth down on your... thick juicy hamburger that you cooked for her!

I am also going to bed soon, good night /cel/ thread!

I want to suck on Kate's fat cock <3

>>938295046
good <3

>>938295281
Didn't you want to leave?

>>938295306
forgot pic

I can never decide

I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her... As I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys c-c-can only d-d-dream o-of g-g-getting a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady..

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>>938295445
engage in pussy munching

i miss the good old days on celeb discord servers

>>938295817
shut up troy

>>938293793
>that Rose poster
that is nessanon

>>938295853
which one was troy

>>938295769
Makes me so happy that this stupid fucking worthless piece of shit is homeless. Narcissists are truly fucking garbage. They all deserve torture. He will never accomplish anything.

>>938295867
okay well my point still stands. i want to run a barrows with him.

troy was all over beadys cock last night and now he hates him LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU1TNHWWhM
luv minji
- choli

I would pay any amount of money for a video of these nipples becoming erect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BjDseAlBI
she's perfect

>>938296683
who

>>938296683
fucking based. Or whatever the full video is that the bent over fingering pic clearly came from
>>938296727
Daphne Keen

gonna cum to maya in 2 hours

>>938297119
kill yourself immediately

>>938297244
not a celeb

>>938297416
jenna ready to milk a beast

>>938298631
aging like fine wine

>>938298631
Me on the bottom left

>>938296111
troy NEVER spams when beady is wrecking a thread. NEVER. he waits until beady is asleep before tiptoeing in, because he is a huge fat chicken

>>938300199
bdsm queen

MAYA CUM TIME

>>938300839
i don't see the problem with a simple i like anime

bout to watch movie with mr brocky

>>938300199
Christ, she looks so fucking good here.

>>938291748
Mmm Dua ass

>>938302716
Cutie

>>938302770
The tightest

>>938300199
More Dakota please

>>938302795
Agreed

>>938302799
Wanna put a baby in that tight tummy

>>938302716
engorgingly cute

>>938302832
oh that belly

>>938302816
bet cutie doesn't even know how to use her feet to pleasure cock properly

>>938302851
expert soul drainer

>>938302926
too cute for her own good

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>>938302878
And the tightest legs

>>938303032
Mmmmmm so good

Hello Thread

>>938302979
sun? what is that?
>>938303032
proud daddy for making a fuckdoll
>>938303051
literal goddess that needs a nice bukkake

>>938303629
Love her so much

>>938304089
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>>938304183

FUCK CHOLI!!!!

>>938305266
nooooooooo

gngn everyone

>>938305749
good night <3

good morning

>>938306295
Good morning, Anon!

>>938306318
I'm sorry people's privacy and Insecurities arent what I'm in to

>>938307518
Why she look so familiar?

Severin btfo kek

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>>938307306
fuck off loser

>>938307990
why so glum, chum
cheer up, it's /cel/ :)

>>938291346 (OP)
hope you find comfort soon

choli’s kpop buttbuddy

Couple months back, cocksucka, I’m sittin’ at home stoned to the fuckin’ gills. It’s 2:30 in the morning, I’m tryin’ to order tickets to the Pop-Tart convention — my Mecca, okay? Frosted strawberry, s’mores, that brown sugar cinnamon that’ll give you diabetes by lunchtime — I’m ready to live.

But I’m so fuckin’ high, instead of Pop-Tart tickets… I buy seats to a fuckin’ K-POP concert. Some group called Loona. I thought ‘Loona’ was a new pastry flavor. Turns out it’s twelve little Korean girls singin’ about love and friendship, which is the exact opposite of what I needed.

So now it’s the day of the concert. I’m like, ‘Alright, let’s make the best of it.’ I eat TWO stars of death — that’s 2,000 milligrams, cocksucka. That’s the edible dosage where you either time travel or shit yourself tryin’.

I get there… 6,000 teenagers in pastel skirts and glitter makeup. I’m in the middle like a gorilla that wandered into a Hello Kitty store — then I hear it…

Squeak… squish… squeak… squish.

The crowd splits in half like the last scene of Ghostbusters… and there he is. J-Tard. The king of human mildew. He’s in that Herman Miller chair, rollin’ forward like a slow-motion car crash. His skin’s three different colors — none of ‘em healthy. His cock's leakin' mushroom soup.

He’s got a crusty blonde wig on sideways, shoutin’, ‘OUTTA MY WAY, I’M BASED!’ And bro — the smell… The smell was like if you boiled an old gym sock in raccoon piss and let it sit in the sun for a month. People were cryin’.

The girls in Loona stop mid-song like they hit an invisible wall and start throwin' up on stage — glittery K-Pop puke, cocksucka. Security’s runnin’ in with gloves and masks, fans are stampeding like a fuckin’ kaiju just hit Seoul.

Lights on, announcement: ‘Concert cancelled due to biohazard conditions.’ Moral of the story? Never put pedophiles near synchronized dance numbers.

>>938308670
Peel your foreskin back and smell that FUNK

>>938308728
Do guys with phimosis always have small, misshapen penises because the foreskin is restricting proper development?

>>938308817
Probably? Makes sense.

>>938308887
lol has this been shooped?

>>938308817
STFU cunt

>>938309620
vibe

>>938310516
Different Anon here, but get a haircut, get into fashion (even if it's just bland-looking nice clothes with consistent color pallettes), etc. It will eventually have likelihood to make you want to work out, etc. Think clearly about your values. Values typically stem from survival and mating. Hopefully this plants somewhat of a seed. Best of luck.

>>938310699
good advice ty

>>938308887
dont post my wife like that, be respectful :((

>>938311567
shes so pretty i love her so much :((

>>938311423
you're wife a slut

>>938311713
nuh uhhh :(

kill yourself brocky

>>938312126
Syd Heil!

>>938312126
The face of 21st century racial hygiene.

>>938312183
America is healing

>>938312183
not until she gets pregnant

>>938312229
She stared down Zendaya and Zendaya slinked back to Africa. She stared down Hunter, and Hunter hanged himself in his trailer. She will bring about the glorious realization of a White Homeland in our time. Thank you, Jesus.

Sydney Sweeney's brave White Nationalist stance will go down in history as a major turning point. Her smile and her enormous breasts will shine down the corridors of a living history sanitized and painted a glorious white.

>>938312361
Fat black chicks are jealous, lol.

>>938312449
They will soon find the purity of oblivion as the righteous march under the banner of Sydney's smile and delight in the shade of her milky white bosom.

>>938312532
Sex sells

Phimosis smells

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>>938312651
As the white race takes its place in the sun at least, each man will be entitled to a Sydney of his own in order to ensure a sea of beautiful while children drowns the inferiors and cleanses the earth. That we should live to see it!

>>938312692
Fucking stacked.

>>938312733
All white men receive a Sydney clone

>>938312822
As we were promised, so shall it be. The age of goblin feminists is over. White women will find their true, natural calling as breeding stock for the human race, providing white soldiers for the righteous war against inferiors. We shall cleanse this world in Sydney's name!

>>938312875
So fucking sexy

For far too long we've allowed sub-humans to multiply like a virus, threatening to extinguish the flame of humanity and usher in a future of darkness and decay. Sydney Sweeney's smile and milky pale breasts have rekindled the fire in the heart of the White Man. We shall not go gently. We shall take back what is ours and cleanse the globe. Jews, feminists, and inferiors will never inherit the earth!

>>938313212
not a fucking celeb you stupid fucking dumb sack of shit goddamn fuck off for once

>>938313623
That anon is probably one of the jewish pets Sydney is inspiring us to destroy.

Is this another shitty, unfunny /tv/ bit J-Tard stole and will run into the ground?

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>>938313740
Just put the fries in the bag, nigger.

>>938313952
There will be no more fast food poisoning the bodies and minds of White children when Sydney ushers in a glorious new future. Every body will be at the ready and prepared to exterminate any roaches that survive the righteous fury of the West.

Verily I say until you, lest Sydney Sweeney wave the White banner, she abideth alone. But if she should bear the standard and bare her breasts, she shall lead White nations to victory.

Pay attention to me, but please don't see me.

THIS THREAD SUCKS

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>>938295521
Kill yourself retard