Helo frens! My name is Emanuel Lopez and specialize in kidnapping. It is such a dreadful business, but the money is good. I kidnap people and transport them all over the world. It is so easy! I found out some the gringos sneak around in lion costumes and scare kids in the night. I've been monitoring this gringo shit show for years! You faggots should make a new Splinter Cell: The Lion Edition...but this time he get a splinter in both of his paws! Anyway catch me if you can!
i get offended when asked if i've ever played the best stealth shooter of all time. i lived it bitches.