Thread 938308975

>go to a coffee shop
>this is your barista
>he takes your order
>asks you if you want anything that's "not on the menu"

wat do

>>938308975 (OP)
pickle sandwich

>>938309005
is that a euphemism for a penis

>>938308975 (OP)
Ask for a "release the Epstein files" to go

>>938309050
NO! NO PENIS!
pickle

>>938308975 (OP)
What's not on the menu? That seems like bad marketing.

>>938308975 (OP)
"Your phone number"

>>938308975 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYBRTi8MM3c

let me get those glasses, nametag too

>>938309172
he's hitting on you, silly

>>938309360
Just give me my coffee, Faggot

>>938309422
no homophobia allowed in this cafe

>>938309360
Oh... hmm. I don't know. I've never been with a guy before. I'd probably just get really flustered.

>>938310255
do you let him blow you in the bathroom

>>938310657
Probably not. I'd be way too self conscious for that. It would be really embarrassing if I couldn't get it up.

>>938312604
get what up?

>>938310657
I'd like a straw with itplease
You'd like a large coffee?
You want it iced or hot?
You can choose regular or whole beans

>>938312615
My dick?

>>938312604
maybe that would just mean you aren't gay

>>938310657
only if he fucks me afterwards<3

>>938314321
that's a bottom barista if i ever saw one

>>938314289
Only on paper. I've never been with a guy before.

>>938314371
fuck

>>938314289
He's so pretty.

>>938308975 (OP)
I say "No thanks, I'm here to get coffee, not a Korean bottom".

>>938314678
why not take both

>>938309513
If you don't want homophobia, the employees of the coffee shop shouldn't be flirting with people, they should serve coffee.

>>938314740
Because I'm not into him like that, so please drop this subject and serve me my coffee.

>>938314678
how do you know he's a bottom

>>938314801
That radiates from him like creep does from a basement dwelling virgin.

>>938314901
ohh so you're gay and also a bottom?

>>938315498
No I'm bi and a top, I just recognize an inherently submissive guy on sight.

>>938315543
Jokes on you because that dude is probably straight.

>>938315573
Sure Jan.

>>938315543
i hope he's submissive.

>>938315543
you single?

>>938315597
they might be right, he's a kpop idol they're all fruity you can't tell if they're gay. i hope he is.

>>938315620
Doesn't really matter to me, he's very much not my type.
>>938315630
Yeah, I am.
>>938315641
All of those guys are grabbing one guys ass without making any of the telltale "it's just a joke bro" body language meant to convey that they are indeed straight.
The guys in the webm have likely done the gay human centipede together several times.

>>938315731
what's your type?

>>938315731
>All of those guys are grabbing one guys ass without making any of the telltale "it's just a joke bro" body language meant to convey that they are indeed straight.
OR they're just korean. there isn't any "no homo bro" culture there. it's just assumed you are straight.

>>938315731
i hope they're all pounding him but it seems highly unlikely

>>938315731
>Yeah, I am.
post dick:3

>>938315754
Hard to say, when I've met guys once in a blue moon that I found attractive it was more of a mental quality that radiated from their behavior.
It's not a looks sort of type.
>>938315776
Whatever makes you sleep at night anon.
>>938315806
I still don't care about that anon.
>>938315825
Nah, I'm not a slut like that, I don't do casual sex either.

>>938315881
>Nah, I'm not a slut like that
come on, you seem cute

>>938308975 (OP)
one tummy pic pls

>>938315881
>Whatever makes you sleep at night anon.
you think i want them to be straight? i don't, i am just saying a lot of kpop boy bands are touchy feely both because of culture and for fan service

>>938315962
Nope, not gonna happen.

>>938316004
Okay.

>>938315976
a glimpse of soft tummy

>>938316029
:(

>>938316146
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm just not into exposing myself in public like that.

>>938316052
are you unfamiliar with kpop boy band culture?

>>938316319
Yes, I know almost nothing about it, but that is because it isn't really interesting to me in the first place.

>>938316419
since you are bi here you go he also has a cute sister

>>938316454
She looks alright, but I would have to get to know her to find her attractive.

>>938316510
i don't really know her personality but her brother is sweet and nerdy and likes anime and video games and pokemon

>>938308975 (OP)

FART SANDWICH PLEASE

>>938316550
If she is similar to that while being kind and low drama, I'd find her very attractive.

>>938316652
why not him is it because you're a FAKE bisexual??

>>938316733
No, it's because he's too feminine presenting for me, I like that in women but it isn't attractive to me in men.

>>938316795
you like your men more masculine?

>>938316795
he's a 6 foot tall big man tho

>>938308975 (OP)
>be OP
>post the same gay ass thread every day hoping someone will fagoon with me
>always fails
FAGGOT NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

>>938317009
Yeah, not to a lumberjack gymbro extent, but like just regularly masculine guys who happen to be gay or bi and who doesn't make it their entire personality.
>>938317082
He looks fragile like an orchid though, his height doesn't make him imposing or intimidating.

>>938317160
you think being a man is about being imposing and intimidating? here he is talking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOufFqrj2LY&ab_channel=Urlynbn

and here he is being manly in a suit

>>938316454
Their dad must be...

>>938317258
>you think being a man is about being imposing and intimidating?
No, I was just saying that his height doesn't influence how masculine he comes across.
If he were a gruff and buff looking guy, he'd be imposing and intimidating as a first impression to most people and then they'd have to reevaluate if he turned out to be a nice dude.
It's not that I'm saying that being a man means you have to be imposing or intimidating, just that those impressions come as a result from being that tall while looking muscular and masculine.
Most of the tall mountainous men I've encountered had developed a disarming demeanor for interacting with people, because they were aware that their physiques get inherently perceived as the risk of a fight in other people on an instinctual level.

>>938317258
His English is so cute uwu

>>938317589
proud to have 2 children who are kpop stars?