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Anonymous No.938310588 >>938310638 >>938313051 >>938317022
I see ugly dudes with girlfriends and it's crazy. I don't want a girlfriend but like a female friend who could remember my birthday. Is that too much to ask?
Anonymous No.938310638 >>938310711
>>938310588 (OP)
Just act gay and you'll attract tons of female friends
Anonymous No.938310711
>>938310638
Honestly gonna have to do this cause I don't even really wanna fuck. Maybe just sniff their used panties and suck their toes but I've learned I can just jack off better than I can have sex
Anonymous No.938313051 >>938316709
>>938310588 (OP)
>I see ugly dudes with girlfriends

Because they treat them well and their whole personality doesn't revolve around Joe Rogan
Anonymous No.938316678 >>938316767
bump
Anonymous No.938316709
>>938313051
That’s not why mister virgin, please don’t give the other young men false information.
Anonymous No.938316767
>>938316678
why are you bumping my threads retard
Anonymous No.938317022
>>938310588 (OP)
>want a female friend to remember my birthday