>>938312045 (OP)
OP I am pretty new to logfaggotry, I have never even farted before. So, I noticed I have to fart just now. I am on public transportation in a packed bus. I have decided to fart and maybe even shit my own pants for the very first time. My question is, should I moan aloud in ecstacy as I fart then sniff loudly so everyone knows it was me and that I am pleased with myself?
