/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/jN0aELsVQFA?si=AUOoxfV0UygD6_25

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

First to say OP is gay.
Also fox.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

W T F

tomato pomidor

Tu džanes man pala sas?

>>938315196
Waifu Thread Forever
>inb4 "cringe"

>>938315354
Cringe, butt b4 your inb4.

>>938315354
accept it like 50% are itonic desperate for lulz 25 ecause gooners and 25 for cringe gooners

>>938315393
You're clinging to butts.
Dingleberry.

>>938315477
lame/you're acceptable spic faggotry

>>938315477
Is that a new word for butts? Like you know, the cool undercover stuff?

>>938315551
wait until she figures out i speak spanish fluently

>>938315998
Based painter.

Na džan tu kaj šaj

>>938316098
jules uncle died of coof

>>938315980
New.
>>938316098
Based on what.

>>938316207
jewels uncle died lol half his family wrote rip

https://youtu.be/-XQZLQV_o3A?si=OXIkUwzSE9vVVgKN

galileo your dumb family died

GALILEO YOUR DUMBASS GOOD FOR NOTHING UNCLE DIED

This is a picture of my waifu and me

He went after mamarodent.jpg to give her a good slammin' kekw.

>>938316501
>and me

>>938316501
so you're a girl?

>>938316508
your dad is dead too says the gravevime
that albaniamn vines thick unless you're not you know.. but kek

fake gyspy won't understand mygypsy

>>938316098
Have you played Earthbound?

you can try me

>>938315551
>not knowing what a dingleberry is
This is your brain on butts.

>>938315998
Did you survive the group project?

>>938316098
Smokey.

>>938316732
>>938316724
fakes

>>938316732
Basically butts. Easy. There's no other correct answer.

>>938316801
standard faggot

>>938316523
Artistic liberties were taken
>>938316525
Yes heehee

>>938316936
faggot. im just an ultra weaponized pervert with. typical 4chan autism traits

>>938316936
Kill yourself nigger tranny pedo faggot bitch

His weapon is a stick shoved up so far up his ass he coughs every morning.

>>938316732
I am surviving one of them, the other one seems doomed, but I wont know until end of august. I am doing what I can.
>>938316936
You are not a girl.

>>938317123
that's yours btw fake romani
imagine being such a breet everyone puts you next to niggers

>>938317189
On the internet I can be whatever I want. Did you get the video I sent you?

Asta creca' iar vrea sa-l iau perpules lmao. Laba trista de american coclit.

>>938317189
relm=wafufags
lol

>>938317262
but you lose?

>>938316207
Based on my heart.

>>938316724
Nope, I watched a playthrough years ago though.

>>938316732
Smoke.

>>938317335
dead uncle

Ce pizdeles isi ia fraieru cand google translate nu-l ajuta. Copchil facut pentru alocatie scapat pe marginea bordurii.

>>938317363
Whoms't've?

>>938316801
I cannot argue with this.

>>938317189
Oh, so there are two. Well, don't stress too much about it, so long as you're making maximum effort.

>>938317230
A flying batzu appears!

>>938317370
also remember im drunk i literally dgaf what a east eastern femboy says get with 30mil others

eastern euro femboy your slang betrayed you

https://youtu.be/s5VOyk41AMY?si=6gsHPC9yWb7uMCGq

Ce replica de pe ciorogarla a dat fraieru', slobozine-am pe mormantu matii de martalog.

>>938317414
Of course. You like big butts and you cannot lie, the other brothers can't deny.

>>938317528
Eeuro femboy btw

>>938317230
Peak tranny mindset.
Yes. Yes I did.
>>938317335
That... sounds very gay.
Do you remember the final battle? This meltdown maytard is having over you reminds me about it.
>>938317414
There were 3 actually, but I got carried on one of them so I have to focus only on two now.
I am making zero effort, I just gave up and told Chat GPT to do my homework for me, worst part of all is that it STILL isnt enough and I still need to steer it and make a lot of desicions.

Ce sa mai zica si el acu, pula mea. Pisa-te pe tine si da vina pe mine ba fraierica.

>>938317647
still a femboy i can make translation fem

Wife.

>mfw foxxy speking das fem

Faci tu traducere cand o zbura ma-ta cu ciorile la sud de granita lmao. Stai putin ca ma-ta e in garsoniera cu usa in tavan.

>>938317600
Rather sounds like you being afraid of looking gay.
All I remember is that the final boss is called Mother.

>>938317600
I am peak, even you admit it.
I will be expecting a video response.
>>938317414
I've been here the whole time.

>>938317885
What? That doesnt make any sense, I did nothing, you were the one that made a gay sounding remark.
Long story short, the final boss is deranged and repeats the name of protagonist on loop while spouting nonsense.
>>938317988
That was not a compliment.
You will be expecting forever.

>>938318114
Why is that?

>>938318556
Why is that what. What question are you answering at.

>>938317528
I like firm, fit butts, thankyouverymuch.

>>938317600
The anti-AI man embraces AI; AI feels spurned and puts out minimal effort.

>>938317762
Akari wife.
How are you today?

>>938317988
Oh so that was you trolling me.

>>938318883
##is shizuru not here

>>938318883
My favorite.
I'm doin' just fine today. Nothing has happened, though. Monday is usually family day, but they're out of town.
How's you?

>need 8mm x 30mm countersunk titanium washers
>can only find 25mm

>>938318883
Liar.

>>938318599
Both
>>938318883
I am always trolling you, lewdposter

>>938318955
less shizuru less anzu

Good heavens, just look at the time!

>>938319013
???

>>938319017
avatarfag like anzu, foxxy, jewels who should only be getting grievances

>>938318955
I'm well, thanks. Just frustrated with a customer right now.
How are kitties?

>>938318975
I do not lie.

>>938318988
>lewdposter
I urge everyone to watch my waifu's anime, and that scene is in the anime; I'm allowed to post.

>>938319017
It's time to awoo?

>>938318883
I ended up reaching the conclusion that I only dislike AI when it comes to things I actually care about.
When it comes to work and things that I am obligated to do, then AI is fine for me.
In any other case, I would feel impostor syndrome.
>>938318988
The mental illness that leads a man to become a tranny is not a good thing.
Dude I can barely do 10 before crashing to the floor, and you expect me to do fucking TWENTY?
>>938319017
Go back to sleep.

>>938319153
>>938319129
cringe avatarfags

>>938319129
The brothers are denying.

>>938319194
You're literally grammatically a female

>>938319153
I still love >>938315477

>>938319262
no you don't

>>938319262
Eh, you do you.

nigger be er gets gate
literally never

jules your uncle is dead

rats gotta die especially galileo rats

galileo the boykissing rat

>>938319129
Ah, good luck dealing with them.
The kitties are great. Dewey just crawled onto my lap, planning to lick the hell out of me.
Never had a cat that was this fond of licking, this willing to lick clothing, and had licks THIS FREAKING WET.

>>938319681
galileo is a rat and i'll treat you worse

https://youtu.be/tlsmMu3bX-Y?si=52mz9HDYHg8t5Jb3

galileo the nopo rat

pathetic faggot

>>938319129
Yeah pretty much.

>>938319129
I watched like half of it.
>>938319153
Peak is peak
Yes I do and in under a minute. You should be able to achieve this in a couple weeks.

>>938320120
fuck off basically neptranny until i figure out specifically how pathetic you are

>>938320191
retard

>waifu thread
>anzu avatarfaggoty

>>938320286
shut the fuck up wannabe

>>938320368
cry for me more you worm

>>938320120
Pendejo.
Its going to take me a least a month of consistent work out to be able to do that. With that said, I was expecting you to be fatter.

>>938320654
Puta madre, perro...
Ok, let's get it done!
Nah, I'm fuarkin shredded brah

https://youtu.be/XKBPi0eTJ8U?si=9j5A03BL6hlcArIc

>>938319340
Do any drawing, or still swamped from school projects?

>>938319681
Kitty licks!
Do any of them blep?

>>938320109
When she awoos, she awoos with all her heart.
Have a good weekend?

>>938320120
>half
Bah.

I shall get Burger King later.

>>938320959
Night.

>>938318114
You're the one that instantly remarked it as gay, that's what I meant.
That explains it.

>>938320974
Hmmm... Blep? If it is what i think it is, not at all. Tongue tends to stay in mouth when not licking.

always be a baby
dont ever be a gun

>>938320959
Good night.
>>938320974
I have drawing, yes.
That reminds me, you dont have an image of your waifu doing something like this, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UENqhGrb3Wg&pp=ygURanVkZ2VtZW50IGN1dCBlbmQ%3D
>>938320958
Dude I sprinted a bit and my back shrieked in agony, that was a sign that I had to get back to excercise, I have been going since last week.
7/10, not bad, but could be better.
>>938321061
>Hey Relm, youre based
>Based on what?
>On my heart
You cant tell me that doesnt sound AT LEAST suspicious.
Correct. Play Mother 3.

>>938321102
Aw, no bleps? Oh well.
How many weeks old are they now?
I wish I had a shot of Suzuka with a cat.

>>938321306
I have a clip of the scene where she does something very similar, but it's too big to post here, so to answer your question, no.
I might be able to find the GIF online and link it; hold on.

>>938321179
Meant to say hello.
>Suzukaposter

>>938321310
Hmm. Their birthday is April 29th (this is a modification of history since they're both a few days apart.) so.... 15?
>I wish I had a shot of Suzuka with a cat.
Huh. I totally feel like you do.

>>938321306
>>938321420
So this is as close to doing something like that as she gets, but now I think you meant more exactly like the clip you posted? Anyway:
>Our system thinks your link that is clearly directly yo a GIF file is spam! Buy a pass!
Oh well, nevermind.

>>938321512
Clever, clever.

>>938320974
Nibba you ARE the burger king
>>938321306
I believe in you now tomorrow you do 8

>>938321744
Goddamit.
Paste the link and replace the dots on it with a (dot), I need to see that. And download it and keep it in your folder. If your katana user cant do something akin to that clip then your katana user sucks.
>>938321848
I can do 10, but no more than that for now.

>>938321744
It's because they don't have the same mom. It was two nests of kittens. And I'm not sure which had which mom. (And whether there's one or two dads in play.)
So this is it.

>>938321848
Rude. I haven't had a burger in over two weeks.
Now post the pic!

>>938321904
She is not a "katana user" she wields a bokken! Oh! Oh! But you knew that right? And she's more skilled than whatever that is you posted!
Smartass.
Here:
64(smalldot)media(smalldot)TUMMY BLUR(smalldot)com(slash)ba27f81691103e812a0323de87ea172f(slash)be2f2a506589a9e4-5a(slash)s500x750(slash)1c84e63f6a70889a281f7e97a74cdd523310abb9(dot)gee eye eff
>Our system thinks your post is spam. You listened to Relm and were trolled.

>>938321904
Omg Relm titties
Check out the melons on her!!
>>938322434
No burgers for you, I'm putting you on a diet.

>>938321306
Well forgive me for trying to be nice.
I'll pass, I have other things to do right now.

>>938322606
I don't need a diet, I have a working metabolism.
Just for that I'm getting a double Whopper.

>>938322626
You flew too close to the sun, young Icarus...

>>938322640
And a diet cola I hope :)

>>938322165
Oh, no, I thought you were making a clever reference to Aisha, since I said I wish I had a shot of Suzuka with a cat.
Cat..catgirl...

>>938322606
It always baffles me when people draw Relm with large breasts.
Im going to kill you.
>>938322434
Nah not fancy enough, another stereotypical thing your waifu cant do. You lose.
>>938322626
You should really give up, being nice towards me always ends up poorly. Why did you even try to be nice anyways? Are you drunk again?
Fair enough. Such as?

>>938322701
Large regular Coke.
And large onion rings.
Or maybe fries instead.
AND A PIE! HAH!

>>938322751
Ooh, no. I didn't mean to do so. I genuinely feel like I've seen images of Suzuka with a cat-cat.

>>938322772
Yeah you're right; my waifu doesn't do cheap flamboyant tricks; she's actually a skilled samurai.

>>938322901
Kek lmao.

>>938322772
They should do it more often, I want to see more Relm art all grown up.
>>938322807
You might want to get check for diabetes.

>>938322675
I was the sun, before it was cool.

>>938322772
Yeah but I just wanted to do it and that's it, wasn't expecting anything better from you. Felt like it.
Nope.
Re-watching Adventure time after discovering that there was a 2020 season and a 2023 spinoff.

>>938323002
I dont.
>>938323131
How should I respond to an interaction like that?
I should actually watch Ben 10 fully at some point.

>>938323337
I guess that's the nice thing about fictional girls is that they don't have to grow up.

>>938323337
I dunno, I'm not you.
Sounds fun, I never liked Ben 10 much though.

>Filters 1 person
>Whole thread suddenly becomes filtered

>>938323933
Surely you are expecting a specific response to it.
Ben 10 was basically a religion down here at its peak, from my perspective it was even bigger than Dragon Ball. What part of it you didnt like?
>>938323765
Yeah thats a good perk.

>>938324508
I wasn't. I didn't expect you to call it gay though, although in hindsight I should have expected that.
It got its good fanbase here too. Hmm, best I can remember about those days is that I never liked superheroes like series that much.

>kneesocks claimed

>>938325331
You sure like your waifus body huh.
This just pushes me foward even more to that social experiment I have been thinking of doing for the last few months.
It feels so weird calling Ben 10 a super hero series, like, it is, I guess, but its still weird. Its like those people who call it a magical girl (boy) series.

https://youtu.be/cLupeDNMauk?si=ynGqAQ6GAp17xZow

>>938325555
Quads checked.
Why shouldn't I?
That sounds like a bad idea.
I dunno, we're talking like 12 years ago at minimum, I can't remember everything that went through my mind back then.

>>938326326
No reason not to, just an observation that you tend to post images where shes got... assets, lets say. Kind of jealous though, I wish Relm got erotica that fucking tasteful. Fuck.
You havent even HEARD what I was planning to do.
Youre telling me you dont have photographic memory of every feeling youve had in your life? Cringe.

>>938326326
Red and gold, such a godly combo

I'm here because KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, EARTHH, AAAAH, MARRY MEEEEE
>>938319017
cute
>>938321904
omg Relmfag titties, 10 pushups? you some kinda gigachad?

>>938326522
In all honesty most of my best stuff isn't even close to softcore, I barely save any of the porn because it's all too fetishized, thank god for based artists making safe ero stuff, and making it good too. Should've picked an older character back then.
I'll gladly stay out of it.
I don't have that much brain damage thankfully.

>>938326686
CCP propaganda combo.

>>938327243
Gift her an obsidian ring.

>>938326326
>Bow.jpg
dude
>>938327430
Why obsidian...?

>>938327430
My color combo now suckers

>>938327243
>omg Relmfag titties
What the fuck dude.
>you some kinda gigachad?
God I wish.
>>938327430
>In all honesty most of my best stuff isn't even close to softcore
What do you mean? For me, as long as there isnt penetration its softcore. What is it about her that attracts all the good shit.
>Should've picked an older character back then.
WHO??? SOMEONE FROM VII? God no, only shitters from VII and XV get actual good shit, everyone else gets mostly the same treatment as Relm, but better, since Relm has it pretty damn bad. God if I was able to get turned on by my own shit Id learn anatomy just for her, I SWEAR TO GOD.
/endrant
Youre so a chicken.
Why do you classify that as brain damage?

faggots literally can't stop taking obvious bait

>>938327455
What?
>Obsidian
Cool Earth glass.

>>938327510
Bruh.

>>938327789
Softcore means tits out at best, but usually it's just suggestive things and lingerie. Ask the devs.
No, but maybe Eiko would've been a better pick, although just for better cute art rather than sexy.
I just don't wanna be involved in your braniac shenanigans.
Because technically it is, in one way not being able to forget things is just like immortality.

>>938328142
The glasses really fit her I think. Wow.
But I bet Earth already has a lot of Obsidian, shouldn't I give them something spacy that they can't easily get?
Though, if Earth demands obsidian, obsidian I will get.
Reading only some bits of your reply chain with Relmfag is extremely puzzling.

>>938328142
Huh, I see. At least what little erotica I have of Relm is from decent to good.
>Ask the devs.
Do the also make official porn like the ones from Fate.
Eiko is not older than Relm what are you talking about.
I thought you wanted me to be more sociable and less of a shut in, what the hell you want from me.
Well. You have a point.

>>938328955
>>938328955
>>938328955