Remember when you younger and the big eyeball appeared in your wall? Why isn’t that talked about more?

So it’s a trend now to like armpits and feet

>>938316240
something isn't a trend just because you become aware of it suddenly

>>938316240
not really

>>938316527
Maybe, but the masses like it so that’s what I mean.

>>938318519
I have never seen a giant eyeball in a wall, but it sounds interesting.

>>938319255
It’s pretty common in youth but it only happens once in your life

Holy crap Lois

what's wrong with liking armpits and feet anyway

>>938323110
Nothing, it’s just now the masses like them. The ogs are shunned

>>938315777 (OP)
Have you ever had a popcorn ceiling and see Mickey Mouse heads in them?
Just look at it, you'll see it eventually.

>>938323343
I looked at my popcorn ceiling irl and I see it

scoop da goop

>>938315777 (OP)
I didn't get the eyeball, I got a belligerent mouth that would mock and threaten me.

>>938315777 (OP)
i witnessed the afterlife as a kid, used to have nightmares about the tunnel, also used to talk with my great grandma that nobody knew what looked like until we found an old photo of her in a binder at my gramps, the lady was 100% the same as in photo, she had a super cold hand, sat in the air and when she sat down a chair formed, she stroked my hair many times during nights and used to hum a song i have yet to find out what is, i begged her to go away and she got up the last time, started walking and just turned to mist.. never faced that spirit or what ever it was again.

later i drowned and ran out of blood from having my arm chopped off (have no sensation but muscle function so i send cups of coffee flying all the time)

when you die, you first get mixed reality with dreams, then you fall backwards in ur eyes, in the darkness the dense emptyness feels like as ur being mixed in a tornado, it feels as you are deep under water, like ur so cold that you don't feel it, and the only thing i've come to see this as is the singularity, like ur in the middle of a black hole.. or falling towards it, you don't think.. you just have this feeling, this empty feeling.

when coming back its like ur launched back up to the light, like a tunnel that ultimately places you back behind ur eyes..

i dreamt of this singularity so many times, now when i have the dream its a literal memory instead of a fantasy, and i survived it, so it doesn't phase me.. all i know is that those who chose suicide is fucking stupid because that empty place is a melodramatic, anticlimactic letdown.

>>938319285
So your step dad gave you his one eye trouser snake.
Cool story bro. It doesn't happen to everyone tho.

>>938315777 (OP)
kys

>>938328757
What

>>938315777 (OP)
Another logfag thread

>>938328722
Yes it does

>>938315777 (OP)
I remember some fucked sleep paralysis, no demons though, just stuck knowing I am dreaming and physically not being able to move my body unless I really forced it enough to stir that part of my body/brain

bake a nigga cheese

>>938315777 (OP)
i kind of remember that with patterns in wood

maybe when we get older we are less paranoid about predators or something so we don't give a fuck if eyes are watching. by the time you turn 30 you understand the glowies are spying on anything, anyways.

zoomers might be too young to understand that all of society just kind of accepted that the NSA records all calls 20 years ago.

I saw Jesus in a cloud and I’m now atheist

>>938316527
That's literally the definition of trend, dumb fucker

>>938335615
it literally isn't. it's been an established thing since the dawn of man and someone suddenly realizing it doesn't make it a trend. dumb fucker.

logfat bots arguing to keep thread up

>>938315777 (OP)
It only appears when you're supposed to be asleep.
Someone was up past his bedtime.

https://voca.ro/121lhjPTGEPG

Alright I need some idea for sexual poses

>>938337235
go with the inverted log splitter

>>938337258
Alright unfortunately I’m only human

>>938337332
ok, side profile hand on knee wearing wife beater with side boob exposed with one arm behind the head and looking indifferent at the camera. almost pissed off but not quite mad enough to frown

>>938337235
How about dead family.
You get old and get dementia your daughters become prostitutes and take your money one dies and the other makes a daily thread to tell complete strangers that they hated you anyway on 4chan

>>938337364
Photo ref
>>938337385
What?

>>938337548
Basically you live and die like nuri's family because she did all that

>>938337595
I have no idea what you’re saying man

>>938337655
I said nuri's family is dead

>>938337697
Oh okay

>>938337719
Also she said she hated them

why do white girls who hate their families always burn coal?

>>938337548
except hand over head

>>938337784
That’s plastic so technically I guess it is burning oil, not coal
>>938337848
Okay so I tried a hundred times and am apparently too rarded so this is the closest I got

>>938338140
So if i bought a replica child pussy and fucked it i wouldn't be a pedophile according to your logic

>>938338140
you got fat

>>938338249
Wouldn’t that just be a small fleshlight..?

>>938338140
can you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time

>>938338295
I’m cultivating mass

>>938338301
I guess you could call a child a small fleshlight

>>938338301
it's a replica of the real thing so i would consider it to be pedophilic same as people who fuck black dildos want black dick

>>938338317
Yes I can
>>938338338
Uhh..
>>938338388
well lolis aren’t real

>>938338140
that works too, good jorb

>>938339865
Thank you I try

>>938339942
nice panties

>>938339942
holy shit you're fat

>>938339965
Thank you
>>938340130
Your mom wasn’t calling me fat last night ayy

nuris skin rates a 2 on mohs scale

>>938341668
What’s that

>>938342171

i have an apatite for fluorite

my stomach just gurgled so loudly and tunefully I thought it was someones ringtone

>>938342238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1ZXh5_wk4

>>938315777 (OP)
Dude, fucking what? How do you know? It's been 25 years and you just somehow dredge up memory of my oldest dreams like this?

>>938315777 (OP)
that never happened to me ngl

>>938315777 (OP)
>Why isn’t that talked about more?
you sound like a schizo

>>938342192
That didn’t help

>>938342648

ryan gosling is SO COOL sisterz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ6A7gTsQRI

>>938342978
Yeah

>>938328596
sometimes I hope I get my head blown off when I die like I worry about what my brain is doing on the way out. People talk about things like time stretching out and I don't totally deny their experience. What if your brain puts you on a dmt trip right before you die and you imagine fucking whatever, or nothing, for a long ass time. What if hell isn't real but people fucking imagine it anyway

>>938339942

>>938338388
>it's a replica of the real thing
now how would you know what the real thing feels/looks like?

>>938351756
**facepalm**
[memespace]
picardfacepalm.gif
thisniggabaiting.jpeg
a vagina looks like a vagina it doesn't really change. the point is however if you're having sex with either objects and that in mind knowing it's an anatomical stand in you might aswell be

>>938351874
sorry I contacted the FBI already.
my deepest apologies sir

>>938351936
whatever you leep necrobumping this dead ass thread it's the only reason you posted

>>938351961
leep

>>938351986
There you did it again. necrobumping a dead thread

>>938352021
sorry

>>938352048
don't apologize to me apologize to yourself necrobumping makes people who see threads avoid them because it's a sign of a troll thread. every thread that gets more than one obvious necro but it doesn't really matter these threads dead asf even for this deadass board

>>938352265

>>938352299
probably because they don't want it to be talked about more, i think i saw it in my childhood in a couple places, one place being in my bedroom in my childhood house in new mexico.

>>938338249
Bruh wtf lol

This thread's wack bro...

>>938355121
josh, don't pretend to take the high ground here; we need your opinion on child fleshlights. which model is your favorite?

>>938355301
N/A. I don't have a baby dick, and I like 20+ year olds that aren't plastic.

>>938355641
this is clearly not josh, you can't stop him talking about his loliholes

Why is Shane such an admitted pedophile

>>938356931
I dunno. I'm just here because I'm bored and tired, and I heard Nuri was calling people the n word again

>>938357018
if I ask really nicely can you bingle my dingle

>>938357707
I guess, if I have to.
I got jaundice though...

I need to make hamburgers

My daydream seems dashing

https://voca.ro/17NQoC44f2L0

Madden 26 on PS5

>>938358806


Falling through the drywall in the ceiling Shane, please

>>938359373
I was at work and my buddy there asked if I was getting it. Like motherfucker who plays those

>>938359934
Cool sports people.

I am eating this today. Soon it will be in my stomach.

>>938359532

>>938357018
Nuri would never say nigger

>>938360365
You're right, Nuri's too sweet for that kind of business

https://youtu.be/GmG4X9PGOXs

Yah I’m super not racist

https://voca.ro/15E0EyAIZ28i

>>938360674
Imagine Nazi Nuri getting knocked the fuck out by niggers

I am the least racist person ever

>>938360853
booba!

>>938360853
Exactly! That's what I'm sayin

>>938360853
Do you take BBC?

The gas meter reader came by to read the meter and saw me jacking off through the window. About an hour later, the mailman saw me jacking off too. Hopefully police don't show up

>>938361552
you can do whatever you want in your house they should be arrested for peeping

>>938361206
Just waking up booba
>>938361220
As we both know, racism is my lowest skill
>>938361458
I’ve actually never seen a black person irl

>>938361663
you look really good just waking up

>>938361663
>As we both know, racism is my lowest skill
Of course, of course. You totally didn't wake up at 5am, call me the n word on a skype call in front of my family, hang up, and go back to bed...

>>938361683
Thank you <3 I had Panera for breaktis
>>938362148
DONT TELL PEOPLE MY ROUTINE

>>938362611
Oh, sorry...

How's Panera?

>>938323343
OMG!! I see it with Donald Ducks dick in his mouth!

>>938363281
Delicious as always, go get some

>>938323343
That's crazy

>>938323343
I think it's actually a Mandelbrot

>>938363666
Good!

Also no, I got my sustenance for the day

>>938315777 (OP)
It was a sideways ear for me.

>>938355641
>I like 20+ year olds that aren't plastic.
Obvious liar, whenever someone says ""only 20+"" they're trying to virtue signal to someone on this case retarded anti-pedos who have said pictures of minors were hot

>>938364221
God forbid someone is attracted to big titty goth mommies instead of a fucking 6 year old

shane goes for girls his own height

Shane thinks everyone is attracted to children because he is. Mods, can you guys finally report him to the authorities? He literally admits to it every day

we should throw shane in a pillowcase and drown him in a 5gallon bucket of water

>>938364006
>tiny thumbs
nigger why are your hands so tiny?

>>938364310

>>938364235
>goth mommies
Highschool shit. Goth mommies gf doesn't exist faggot it's marketing or was in 2016 there's no goth bvddie$

>>938364469
Wow you really are a pedophile

>>938364486
Because you fall for scene queens who were like 13 on average? that's what goth girlz were. 13-17 and the older ones were just millennials who didn't want to say scene is dead (like nuri's family)

shane calm down and sit still in your booster seat or I'm not ordering you any ice cream after we eat

>only 20+ goth girls
ironically this dude was the same way
everyone into goth or rather scene aesthetic were diddlers davie vanity etc all of em

This bed makes more and more sense

##egirl#eboy#autistic#nonbinary

it's still funny she deleted all that shit including the pictures with niggers

>>938364221
Even 20's pushing it tbh. Not really into teenagers

>>938364235
Goth mommies are peak, especially when they have blowpipes

>>938364687
you think you have to be a goth sissyboy to be attracted to big tiddy goth mommies? are you retarded and gay and short or something?

>>938364789
My Instagram is still up, wtf are you on about, pedo? I just don’t post on it

>>938364818
3years difference is a rule i had a gf at 26 and she was 20 worst decision ever she was on omegle 24/7 and 4chan. I didn't know at the time but all the whores on 4chan have been the same type since 2016 mlp,cutting, attention whoring, not racist unless it get attention
>>938364891
Dudes into goth mommy's are usually sexual deviants who like getting pegged

>>938364946
You're missing alot of images and image descriptions

>>938365073
What?

>>938365146
#eboy#egirl those descriptions are gone

>>938365073
stalker much?

twitter retards hashtags like 60 per image

>>938365186
Says the person whose stalking my family

>>938365257
i don't stalk you or your family little nigger i've never even gone to the trouble of google searching your sorry ass

>>938365290
Yes you have and im not on google faggot if you weren't you wouldn't know anything about me

>>938365325
no I don't. I use one picture of you that someone else posted in here. get a grip little man

>>938365163
I think I made them private is all because you’re actually crazy about me

>>938365361
liar again you won't know anything about me or what pictures would be me unless you're stalking.

brother, pls stop being a pedophile..

>>938365418
No i just like derailing and you're an easy taget to derail a thread because white knights are easy to trigger. These threads suck without the constant derailing because you don't have shit interesting to say

>>938365421
no it's because im a regular in the threads you destroy stupid faggot. god damn you're dumb as jeet shit

>>938365553
Why? These threads suck donkey dick. There 15 /doc/ lite threads across the boards all better

>>938365529
Clearly I do if you’re here every day

>>938365629
i don't know what the fuck doclite is supposed to mean and if they're so much better why don't you go bother them instead of coming in here and projecting all of your insecurities all over the room. it's gross.

>>938365664
And you don't say anything
this is how your conversations are
(discord circlejerking)
(latest consumer slop talk)
(something about pedophiles or jews)
that's all you talk about

>>938365793
Shit man stick to the thread topic about eyeballs in walls or stfu, whiny crybaby

>>938365672
I do youre just easy to derail

>>938365872
>>>/x/

>>938365876
what are you derailing exactly if you think this thread has no point and you hate it and everyone in it so much? you're so obsessed with nuri it's insane. like you need to get some real professional help

>>938365902
You really do thing that /b/ means /bbc/ fucking nigger worshipping faggot

nuri if you keep fucking niggers we should adopt another nigger baby

>>938365985
look at him go! hit a nerve and he's off to the miniature races

>>938365931
/soc/ cancer, namefag cancer, discord cancer, camwhore cancer is what i'm derailing

>>938366067
you just say the same shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again because you're a jew trying to keep /b/ barren and full of your nigger pedo shit you love so much.

>>938366128
You want >>>/soc/ go to /soc/ this board is supposed to be stale copypaste shit pit it was replaced 3x because it was and still is forced memes and stale pasta

>>938366218
no i don't want /soc/ im right where i need to be. stop trying to control people you little fucking jew

>>938366259
You don't need to be here lol
Delusion of grandeur you think you have an explicit purpose in the loli/pedo board the only one btw. Here's what b got replaced for. r9k, trash, bant

>>938366351
you don't either. did you read what I said? I said stop trying to control people you little FUCKING JEW.

>>938366385
I'm not trying to control you but if my actions make you do what i want ill take it and you always do what i want like getting derailed

>>938366452
jew

Oy vey, me little jewlette

>>938366471
Are jews the only people you know anything about? i'm not jewish but try talking about idk eastern europeans because im eastern european but mostly western but eastern should be easy

>>938366546
>"don't talk about jews"
-the jew

Im 37 living in my moms basement

kek he busts out geri curl nigger again. my god shane you need to get yourself fitted for a padded helmet immediately

>>938366575
no go ahead im just saying im not jewish so it doesn't bother me just it makes you seem like a /pol/ strormfront schizo

>>938366643
you are the epitome of what it means to be jewish. I bet you have baby penis blood on your breath as we speak

>>938366612
im not guessing your identity faggot just that faggot liked talking shit when he literally lives in his moms basement

>>938366546
Its just liberals, they finally decided it was time to just accept that nazis where right but still pretend they arent nazis and now its like Christmas for them, its stormfags all over but somehow a lot less threatening l8ke their spy intake makes them that much less believable

LITTLE DUDE WITH A BIG TUDE

>>938366693
Soi*

>>938366691
oh so that's why you posted him out of absolutely nowhere. eat a dick shane. talking to you is like trying to explain fluid dynamics to a retarded monkey that keeps eating it's own shit

>>938366729
>obsessed
Go back to your discord group you boring faggot and stop forcing another log meme

>>938366739
You dont even understand fluid dynamics and the fact that you think there's only like 10 people on /b/ speaks volumes about how much a newfag you are, go back.

>>938366787
eat a dick jewish demoralizer

>>938366769
Did this guy steal your internet gf or something?

>>938366805
Nobody knows who you faggots are, literally go the fuck back to your discord group and discuss it there.

>>938366818
no shane is my muse. I use his visage to express myself creatively and give back to the world of high art. my pieces are archive grade and will outlive my name, but not shanes.

pedo Jew, what a shocker

>>938366872
No, literally we have seen newfag groups like yours before come in and try to establish themselves as "popular" on 4chan but the anonymity of the website frustrates your efforts so you use dogwhistles like this nigger to signal your other groupies but thats all it will ever be, just another group of gay ass reddit fags come here pretending 4chan matters irl.

>>938365985
Who even is that

>>938366977
you should be thanking me for immortalizing you. ungrateful twat.

>>938366973
Still homeless? Masons still plaguing you? Did your ex " gf " ever get back to you about posting her nudes online?

>>938366999
>youre Shane
See, same dumbass newfag level of retards that think the logfag is one person. You faggots are boring and will spend your life here pretending youre special. Enjoy that, i prefer anonymity and without the counter poster all the obsessed fags like you are losing their minds. Keep blowing your whistle maybe that tranny during will suck your e-dick

>>938367069
act like a shane get treated like a shane.

there's 2 people in this world. shanes and joshes. if you want to be a shane then you picked the losing team pal.

>>938367092
Cool story, nobody gives a shit about your little club.

>>938367129
Then there's you, a nigger faggot from reddit who should just go back. Nobody is going to start using your forced meme.

>>938367231
>>938367259

>>938367295
I miss old /b/, zoomers are the most uncreative bunch of dull minded retards ive ever seen. 8 mean youre essentially millhousing memes and fashion because you have zero origi9nality. Please, kill yourself for everyone's sake.

>>938367295
>avatar use
>avatar use
>avatar use
Ok then.

>>938367412
>>938367431

>>938315777 (OP)
>the big eyeball
That was the CBS logo on your TV. Cut back on the shrooms.

>>938367092
Literally this

>>938367478
shrooms would actually do that and lsd because they fragment your vision but more lsd shrooms just enhance in my experience

>>938367531
>kiss my ass otherwise you're some boogeyman
ftfy