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Avery No.938321237 >>938321955 >>938322101 >>938322378 >>938328670 >>938330803 >>938331670 >>938337280
Hello Americans
I, Avery, wish to offer $10,000 annually to every American Citizen, a yearly cost of around $4 trillion, in exchange for ownership of your country.

This is not me trolling or posting spam. I am serious. It is a long road ahead to make this a reality, but not an impossible one.

Reddit: u/PlainSightPurity
Bluesky: EmpressAmerica
Anonymous No.938321955
>>938321237 (OP)
$10k a month?
that's about 5 weeks of work, faggot
Anonymous No.938322101 >>938323347
>>938321237 (OP)
Imagine thinking 10k is a lot
Avery No.938322304
I am fully aware $10,000k isn’t that much, but I have to start somewhere. The main benefit is that I am literally anyone other than who is currently in charge.
Anonymous No.938322378
>>938321237 (OP)
I would rather you turn me into a girl than give me 10k
Avery No.938322477 >>938322622
I don’t see why I can’t do both. You should try nail polish if you haven’t already.
Anonymous No.938322622
>>938322477
Make it biological
Avery No.938323074 >>938323472
Sure. Given that DNA is instructions for making proteins and hormones, there really is no difference between a “biological “ girl and a girl by choice once we can introduce the same hormones. Your skin becomes softer, your boobs grow, and your body will respond to sexual stimulation as a “biological” women would. Your bones shift, your hips lower, and if you were balding before it stops progressing. Unfortunately, hair won’t grow back if the process has started, but start HRT young enough and you will always have your hair. Genitals can be changed via surgery, and MtF is the most well practiced. You can even get a womb transplant and become pregnant, though you’ll need a C-section as neo vaginas are always tight. And, after having going thru all of that, minus the womb, I can say for sure that my life is 1000x better. Yours can be too, if that is what you desire.
Anonymous No.938323347
>>938322101
It is literally thousands of times more than the existing government ever did for me.
Anonymous No.938323472
>>938323074
No, that's not what a biological woman is and you know it. A biological woman is a human female. Hormones and skin softness are not the only things that distinguish a man from a woman.
Avery No.938323706 >>938326605 >>938330549
No, I’ve yet to see a definition of “Biological Woman” that doesn’t exclude thousands of cis girls. The people who decide trans women don’t get to use the bathroom routinely beat up “Biological Women” because they pointed and yelled “TRANS” at them.
Anonymous No.938326605
>>938323706
adult female human
Avery No.938328358 >>938333814
If that were such an easy distinction, “adult female humans” wouldn’t be attacked for going to the bathroom.
Anonymous No.938328670
>>938321237 (OP)
This is a bit hard to explain.
Anonymous No.938330549 >>938331159
>>938323706
That's cause an appeal to definition is a terrible argument to make. Just cause language falls short doesn't mean something isn't clear to everyone.
Anonymous No.938330803
>>938321237 (OP)
How about I make a counteroffer.

Just one penny today, two pennies tomorrow, four pennies the next day, and so on for the rest of my life.

I'm almost 50 years old, so that shouldn't amount to much.
Anonymous No.938330977 >>938331553
Off yourself.
The people in charge deserve a noose, but you deserve three.
Avery No.938331159
>>938330549
Except it isn’t. Because if the difference between cis and trans was clear, than cis women wouldn’t be attacked in bathrooms. But they are. Because you are wrong.

“Everyone just knows” is an incredibly stupid argument. Nobody knows anything by default. EVERYONE knows this, and EVERYONE failed to explain why? And besides, did you ask EVERYONE, and have EVERYONE agree with you, despite you not having the words to explain what they were agreeing with?
Anonymous No.938331413
Avery No.938331553 >>938331623 >>938332938
>>938330977
Yeah? You know that the people in charge are going to block porn?

Who’s going to hang them if not me? You about to? The rest of your government is too busy handing over the keys. You catch the take over of Washington?
Anonymous No.938331623
>>938331553
Let them try.
can't stop the fap.
Anonymous No.938331670 >>938331708
>>938321237 (OP)
why don't you give me $10,000 right now
Anonymous No.938331708 >>938331753
>>938331670
OP doesn't have any money

He's mocking that faggot
Anonymous No.938331753
>>938331708
he needs to give me $10,000 for wasting my time then
Anonymous No.938331780
ooh ooh can i have $10,000 please
Avery No.938332247
You may all have $10,000 of you are American and the deal is accepted. You don’t even have to have voted for it. Doesn’t matter what you say to me now or forevermore. I win, you get the money.

So laugh at me, but do it publicly. Take a screenshot, point out how stupid it sounds to an audience, and laugh real hard. Get the whole world laughing, cause, I want everyone to know about this.

The only way my offer works is if everyone knows about it. So if you want it, make it happen. Even if it doesn’t work, you’ll get to ridicule me to the world. Doesn’t that sound fun?
Avery No.938332514
It hurts me to the center of my being I said “OF you are American” and not “if”
Anonymous No.938332574
Why not 10k logs?
Anonymous No.938332938 >>938333272
>>938331553
Same coin faggot, never buy liquor for the bottle.
You have no good reason to solicit with money if you have a way to help people already. Eat shit.
Avery No.938333076 >>938333184
Your people have no money and the economy is dying. If I had access to logs, I’d offer logs. But with your government’s money and influence I can offer you so much more.
Anonymous No.938333184
>>938333076
We'd prefer the logs, thanks.
Avery No.938333272
>>938332938
I never asked for your money. I don’t support political bribery. I have none to give you yet either.
Anonymous No.938333814 >>938334972
>>938328358
If you're perceived as a threat you're going to get attacked. But we're talking about incredibly uncommon cases. I've never heard of this happening. I have seen transgender "women" enter bathrooms and locker rooms with biological females. It's disgusting.

But your argumentation here is facetious. You can make distinctions between biologically women and transgender women. A transgender woman is not a biological woman, they are a biological man. If you deny this, you deny science.
Anonymous No.938334026
poo in the loo saar
Avery No.938334348 >>938335605
Do you understand that “biological women” are being attacked? I’ve specified every time. All women are being hurt.
Avery No.938334972
>>938333814
You’ve yet to make a single distinction, denied DNA or its effects played a factor, and claim to know the science.
Anonymous No.938335605
>>938334348
what if i made it a weekly instead?
i can make it happen in a month with some programming and some data
Avery No.938336083
By the way, sex with a surgical vagina, absolutely mind blowing. Just for anyone on the fence.

And for the perverts, I can guarantee there will be porn of me.
Anonymous No.938337280
>>938321237 (OP)