Thread 938326696

>>938326696 (OP)
>Auuuu auuuu auuuu auuu auuuuuuuuuu i cant ow ow ow stop oh stop oooooooh oooooh ooooooh

Brutal. What are these videos called? Viral isn't definitive enough. Iconic? Classic? Anyway. Mine is the guy having a meltdown on a metro screaming conductor, we have a problem.

>>938326696 (OP)
Die bitch

>>938326699
Whoa, she cheated on a make believe contest. Hardly worthy of that vitriol.

>>938326700
She must pay

>>938326696 (OP)
>>938326697
>>938326699
she actually broke a lot of bones so she wasn't overreacting

>>938326700
She cheated in an attempt to be the funny fat girl and then became the hilarious fat girl. It went better than she had planned for everyone but her.

>>938326702
she died of internal bleeding at the hospital, it's not funny.

>>938326704
She got graped to death?

>>938326704
*eternal

>>938326698
I don't know what to call the genre, but I like it

>>938326705
‘Fraid so

>>938326698
>What are these videos called?
epic fails!!

>>938326707
I love this one, I'm not even sure she did anything wrong that melon just wanted her.

>>938326711
did he died?

>>938326712
Unfortunately no.

>>938326707
what kind of injury was sustained by that? surely that could be fatal?

>>938326714
It's a watermelon.

>>938326715
considering I saw a webm of someone potentially killing someone by slamming a watermelon atop their head on /pol/ I'm skeptical on the less-lethalness melons now.

>>938326715
you're a watermelon

>>938326707
It is a freak accident, a black swan incident. No planning or preparation for it.

>>938326698
TV fails.
News bloopers.

>>938326713
Should have bunny hopped over that van

>>938326709
Close but what about when they are positive? Like awesome tricks hots or feats of athleticism.

>>938326717
You're a cantaloupe.

>>938326714
probably just a concussion, the brain bouncing against the inside of the skull. Concussions do have a small chance of being fatal . it could cause a brain bleed or a traumatic brain injury that kills them some other weird way.

watermelons probably aren't hard enough to do much damage to the skull besides the nose. if she's very unlucky her eyes might be damaged but the shape of the skull would probably disippate most of the force away from the eyeballs which are surprisingly tough.

>>938326696 (OP)
she died btw

>>938326714
In the actual clip she said her face was numb and she was disoriented, so maybe a concussion. I was honestly amazed she didn't get so much as a broken nose, watermelons are fucking heavy.

>>938326716
>getting worked by a webm

>>938326726
What was she aiming at anyway?

>>938326726
There is that gif of someone getting knocked out by one.

>>938326716
That was a bowling ball painted like a watermelon. That dude's dead.

WTF even is OP?

>>938326728
It's a reality show contest, there is some target in the far end of the field. This is the most remarkable thing about the whole show.

>>938326731
https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?si=CMydZc5UTqrQ9MP9

toonight ooon.... EPIC failz!

>>938326727
>see a video of a person getting injured severely by a melon
>you got worked
what the fuck does that even mean really? that seeing that makes me skeptical on the lethality of things?

>>938326710
>that melon just wanted her
Kek

>>938326731
A news segment on wine making ecent that is taking place and the reporter set up a grape crushing contest. Inher overzealous drive to defeat the other woman she falls and injures herself gravely.

>>938326733
It's pretty funny, but I'm surprised so many anons just know what it was automatically.

>>938326739
it's as old as the internet.

Remember the guy getting electrocuted by the grapes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU
remember this fella?

>>938326742
He got redemption on todh.0.

>>938326742
lol

>>938326713
>WITNESS MEEEE

>>938326745
I love the bike ones

>>938326696 (OP)
They really just kept filming her while she was making those noises instead of someone just saying "We are going to cut to a commercial break while we get her medical attention" and at least try to save some of her dignity

>>938326747
She could have just not made funny noises if she wanted to maintain dignity.

>>938326715
https://soundcloud.com/240cookie/im-a-banana

>>938326721
Epic wins

>>938326750
Like so.

>>938326750
Gotcha. Acceptable.

>>938326721
>awesome tricks hots or feats of athleticism.

>>938326747
It was possible she was joking and on a more cynical level bloopers are gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kFgeZtkAb8

>we made need emergency surgery in the studio

>>938326753
I don't think the bird thought that was awesome.

>>938326753
So was that called a ball?

>>938326756
HE'S FAST!

>>938326747
Don’t be such an old granny

>>938326758
No a fowl.

>>938326751
Im confused he was way to far back for that ball to still have all chance to be in play so whats the problem with this one?

>>938326762
nothing. he caught the ball with one hand while holding his child in the other. that's an EPIC WIN if I've ever seen one

>>938326762
It's not a video where you're supposed to be mad about the catch you retarded nigger

>>938326713
>Penny farthing hipster
>Cycling past health food shop
>Crashing into a delivery van that really should have given way
>Bus at end
Checks out

>>938326765
Sure the van should have given way but at some point you have to save yourself and apply the brakes. I saw a video of a woman in Boston getting crushed by a truck because she refused to believe that the truck driver wasn't going to obey the traffic laws and yield to her.

>>938326747
she got the wind knocked out of her she didn’t even need medical attention

have any of you ever played a contact sport in your life?

>>938326696 (OP)
>people in the 2000s just made viral videos of people's pain and misfortune
pretty rude ngl

>>938326766
That bike clearly has shit brakes cause if its brakes were good you'd just be flung off every time

>>938326713
The thumbnail made me think it was that scene from The Irishman

>>938326769
Then maybe he shouldn't be riding it on public roads.

>>938326770
lol

>>938326771
All bicycles and scooters are children's toys that do not belong on the road.

>>938326773
Yes

>>938326773
Fuck you, you are just like the nepobabies.

>>938326716
>slamming a watermelon atop their head on /pol/
Do you mean a pumpkin? That guy was OK

>>938326774
There’s another video like this of a woman with a very strong Scottish accent telling them to “piss off!” as they push her into the bushes, but I’ve never been able to find it again. I miss it dearly.

>>938326776
Both, I have seen both gifs. The pumpkin one was against a guy caught in those stings and the watermelon is a form of the ice bucket challenge.

>>938326778
So the watermelon was frozen?

>>938326779
Just a regular albeit large watermelon. The guy is announcing what he is doing while another guy is overhead and just slams the watermelon on His head. It might be a kid, I think.

>>938326758
Ruling was dead ball, no pitch, count stays the same

>>938326734
I've seen too much China shit, I thought she was going to get flattened by that truck.

>>938326746
got what they deserved

>>938326777
I like the "you can't park there" ones from England where people start chasing the guy while swearing

>>938326780
>>>/pol/512383138

>>938326785
What was the link?

>>938326713
>So, ya don't like the old time bikes, eh?

>>938326723
It hit her face, not her skull

.

>>938326791
still funny

>>938326790
confirmed faked

>>938326739
Family Guy did a parody of it.
https://youtu.be/FqtEi_aqGX0?si=do6fBHIY6DuHMwhG&t=19

>>938326789
>completely ragdolls
they really are npcs

>>938326786
It's the link to the webm with the watermelon head smash. You can just search the post number on 4plebs to see it

>>938326697
>Auuuu auuuu auuuu auuu auuuuuuuuuu
Why do mutts speak like this?

>>938326766
He did apply them but they locked up and skidded.

>>938326761
Underrated

>>213587307
I hope someone finds you.

>>938326698
Definitive

>>938326707
That's got to be a broken nose right there...

>>938326707
That was sweet.

>>938326753
Kek I remember my 6th grade teacher showing this to the class, that was in 2000

>>938326805
She'll be fine. Watermelon is a natural antiseptic.

>>938326707
Why did the Watermelon bounce back?

>>938326803
CRAM

>>938326809
This post>>938326737
explains it

Ooooooohoohoooonodontblurgoooohooohoooouchoo

unironically the funniest video in existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9M9rodtoTU

you gotta watch it beginning to end, the entire thing is legitimately a scene out of Boondocks

>>213587307
LOL moron still hasnt leveraged his ban dodging tactics to profit off of advertising, Sad!

Look at that horse.

>>938326813
>boy you can’t do this…ON CONCRETE

>>938326807
As part of a physics lesson or just because it looked cool?

>>938326812
And now here’s George with the weather.

>>938326762
It's cool.

>>938326713
The awful effects of velocipeding

>>938326813
Black people are nature's clowns

>>938326801
Is that why he takes his feet off the pedals right before impact?

>>938326746
>that period from 2004 to 2012 when the roads were clogged with these fuckers thinking they're doing sports by riding a $5000 bike in spandex

>>938326734
She's lucky it was the wheel and not her skull.

>>938326813
YOU
AINT
SHIT
TO
ME
NIGGA

>>938326702

there is no injury on earth where her reaction wouldn't be over the top

>>938326739
You’re too young to know it but it used to be a very popular viral video/meme back in the early days of youtube. Pretty much everyone older than 25 has seen it.

>>938326830
Why did he think that would be a good idea?

>>938326767
She broke several ribs.

>>938326833
Oh gosh I thinks she’s hurt.

>>938326824

where do you live where these fuckers stopped in 2012?

>>938326789
oof

>>938326835
Why did that guy just bail?

>>938326839
He had no other choice

>>938326839
He's a defensive coordinator. That cart is obviously on the offense.

>>938326774
This guy died, and those guys in the car got 15 years each btw.

>>938326842
Bullshit.

>>938326838
Fucking hipsters

>>938326787
Huh. That was my exact thought and I was about to click over to Frinkiac.

>>938326843
Look it up.

>>938326846
I don't know how

>>938326846
Make me.

>>938326707
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

>>938326813
AW COME ON
Gimme at least 10 seconds of the aftermath!

>>938326707
her once normal face...beaten to a pulp by the nigger fruit

>>938326716
>I saw a webm of someone potentially killing someone by slamming a watermelon atop their head
Post it.

>>938326852
The sheer niggerness of it!

>>938326734
it could've been her skull under that wheel

>>938326742
the sheer fucking hubris of "see, now its locked in place"

>>938326762
they're cheering him on in the vid. He got an EPIC WIN

>>938326696 (OP)
Empathy test. If you think her cries of pain are funny you might be a sociopath

>>938326832
this one's fucking hilarious every time

>>938326817
Just because it was funny, he was a good guy

>nearly die
>world laughs at your agony
Society.

>>938326704
yes it is

>>938326739
newfag

>>938326747
The noises she was making were ridiculous and it's obviously not in their script or anything. The crew probably didn't know she was actually hurt until after the camera feed finally cut away. You remember that female comedian recently who made a joke about the vaccine killing people then immediately collapsed on stage? Everyone laughed because they thought it was a joke.

>>938326734
her skull may have taken the place of that wheel in another timeline

>>938326761
[in unison] Carlos!

>>938326698
for me, it's this one
https://youtu.be/XIM0ONGyTi4

>>938326796
you never played a game where the PC has ragdoll physics?

>>938326715
A piece of foam could kill you if it was moving fast enough.

>>938326869
Nah, couldn't happen to me.

>>938326871
ouch

>>938326871
Dumb broad. Hope she apologized even if it is a ref.

>>938326873
It's a hockey team. They probably run a train on her at the hotel later that night.

>>938326873
Nah ref's responsibility is to never interfere with active play unless a foul has occured. Ref's fault; if anything the player should get compensated for the ref restricting their ability to play. If an ump stood too close to the plate and got clocked as the batter swung at the ball it's not the player's fault, and it's not even a strike.

>>938326717
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>>938326874
You can tell who is a malicious buly immediately. It seems evident as an adult but you can't as a kid.

>>938326813
>you gotta watch it beginning to end
hope ur not trolling by making me watch an entire 49 second video

>>938326826
>Rick and Morty fans trying to skateboard

for me it's landslide kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mknStAMia0Q

>>938326881
Oh I love Stevie Nicks

>>938326830
The whole video is a classic.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zbXfIiVwg

>>938326884
Is this one of those "sigma males" I've heard so much about?

>>938326813
why did that guy run away?

>>938326886
Fight or flight

Become ungovernable

>>938326707
did she died?

>>938326884
WTF is this real?

>>938326707
She probably got watermelon in her brain through her sinuses

>>938326889
>when that one fag just spams one move but keeps winning

>>938326889
should've quoted that dumb Mr Bean quote used by indians/ESLs
>act like a fool, think brilliant
or whatever

>>938326893
That's how I always won in Tekken because I didn't own the game. Got pretty far in a tournament button mashing.

>>938326889
this looks like the USA yet the dude doesn't get mag dumped
Is white privilege really a thing

>>938326897
You just know

>>938326714
That's a blow that could pop an aneurysm and either kill within minutes or leave you crippled for life if you get an emergency brain surgery.

>>938326896
>Cop 101: if he's unarmed, meaning no gun or knife or anything and you shoot him, it's probably the end of your career and could put you in prison.
The cops get punched each fall back on their training, immediately disengaging and radio-ing in "this guy is now violent we need backup". He'll get arrested later & the cops' asses are covered.
A lot of the dead black guy vids I've seen are like "no officer I've got no gun so please stop yelling at me to keep my hands visible and disregard me reaching for something outside of your view that you can trust is not a weapon at all"

>>938326898
>That ending
I literally laughed out loud

>>938326899
in his element

>>938326734
the heat from the rice cooks the egg

Remember that time that cop shot that fleeing dude in the back 5 times and then was caught on camera planting a weapon on him

>>938326906
No.
What I do remember is him being a violent ape and his ventilation was justified.

>>938326897
You know this is the definitive moment of this woman's life. She never felt like that before or since.

>>938326898
Looney Tunes tier shit

>He's pet of the week, he's a very loving cACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ubQxtEukvw

>>938326837
It's called White flight

>>938326734
>I almost died hehe

>>938326912
Awww, he's smiling :)

>>938326907
He wasn't violent he was running away

>>938326898
I need backstory. What's a HEDDLU Police?

>>938326912
Why is this woman fighting with some black guy

>>938326915
Violently running away.

>>938326918
Some days ypu just can't get rid of a bomb!

Brutal.

>>938326886
he aint no snitch

>>213591898
all shitbulls deserve death

>>213591898
piece of shit homeless retard putting the poor dogs in that position

>>938326921
>COME BACK YOU FUCKING BITCH DO NOT REDEEM THE TABLE

This thread is losing its light hearted tone

>>938326927
ya i dont like seeing aminals getting hurt

>>938326916
Like the regular police but they fuck a few sheep as part of basic training.

EVIL DIES TONIGHT

>>938326707
I love that they still made her complete the task after that.

>>938326896
whites are less likely to pull out a gun or knife so they probably had their guard down especially when its 3v1

>>938326734
kek

Requesting the hipster on the unicycle.

>>938326897
>>938326900
>>938326908
sadly it's fake

>>938326942
No it's not, retard

>>938326898
so this is why bicycle wheels are contraband

>>938326942
how does it keep going?

>>938326935
Holy kek at that filename ya fucking oldfag

>>938326917
it looks like
>dog + woman run up to man purse snatching woman
>dog attacks woman being purse snatched
>dog woman fights guy
>guy runs away
>dog attacks dog woman
>purse snatcher gets away

>>938326878
this shit eating grin tells you all you need to know

>>938326869
>we gaan
why would he say that?

>>938326944
oh, you're right. I thought it was a PR stunt

>>938326943
>Saar Wars

>>938326952
COMIN' THROUGH

>>938326953
You couldn't even recreate doing that if you tried

>>938326954
Putting her in a big ass public display like that isn't a smart idea, but I can't help but feel sympathy for the guy.

>>938326717
got em

>>938326956
LMAO I haven't seen that in a long time. Bro just caught the Holy Spirit

>>938326955
>redemption of the shit lords

>>938326946
Looks like it's downhill.

>>938326956
the show must go on

>>938326956
What was his plan here, upstage the MJ impersonator? Well I guess it worked since everybody will be talking about the guy who killed himself at a dance party for the rest of their lives.

>>938326946
He's using his invisible and long cock

Son of bitch
https://youtu.be/WDQQfBrSUs0

>>938326966
You don't get it? Shamona....
His plan was to HEEHEE, but he did an OOOOOOH instead

doesn't really belong here, but whatever

>>938326887
Impressed he could just walk away after this.

>>938326942
Wasn’t this maneuver banned because of this guy?

>>938326704
>>938326705
>>938326708
>>938326862
No she didn't, her name was Melissa Sanders and she did an interview in 2008 talking about it.

>>938326976
that was a crisis actor

>>938326956
How did he fail at holding a chair?

>>938326974
Aw fuck

>>938326974
ouch

>>938326938
what's the best approach if you want to bone her? ask her out? ask her price?

>>938326981
What happened?

>>938326696 (OP)
Why did she yell that? It’s not like a black person pushed her or anything.

>>938326987
This should happen to all women

>>938326981
brendan aint looking so hot

>>938326973
The fact that they're all white really ties the whole thing together.

>>938326991
these are the retards that the warnings on Jackass are for

>>938326991
do russians really do this every morning before dying of starvation

>>938326987
why do women always sit like this?

>>938326959
Poor kid’s missing out on the hustle and bustle

>>938326987
>S-step bro

>>938326991
Why does he have a brown Ed, Edd n Eddy shirt?

>>938326998
pheromone dispersal

>>938326991
Some niggas don't think.

>>938326987
Women who sit like this run the risk of having their skulls smashed by their own knees if an accident happens, read an article about it and the womans forehead was sunken in even after multiple surgeries to fix it

>>938326876
Retard she is standing as far back as possible and the stick movement was awkward and ungraceful as fuck, it's on the player. Stop being painfully Australian, ie a gay hard cunt

>>938326984
Damn, those antivaxx ninjas got them good.

>>938326998
I have wondered this. I've got boot marks and big chunks cut out of my dashboard from 4 different women. They all do it.

>>938326938
>i put a bag on her head, still counts
Must've been the type of women the Lonely Island were referring to. She doesn't look too bad from behind tho.

>>938326984
the sign language lady pointing to the floor whehn the vaxxgoblin fell down was kind of disrespectful

>>938326956
Did he recover?

>>938326867
kek this one is gold

feels like something dave chappelle would joke about like
>white peepo dunt know this but niggas got two voices see, the nigga voice for the hood, and the white voice for the job, anyone remember that reporter who swallowed a fly?

>>938326789
what the hell was he thinking?

>>938327010
yes he is the governor of california

>>938327012
He was going so fast he probably didn't see it till it was too late

>>938326998
no accountability

>>938326885
I heard he went on to found a pharmaceutical company and jailed for threatening Hillary Clinton

>>938326938
bluestrip bunny

>>938326942
this nigga knows how to ride

>>938327010
He genuinely died on the spot.

>>938327014
Is that Corey Feldman?

>>938326987
Why does this turn me on?

>>938327017
Elephants got higher IQ

>>938326995
Pretty sure the one pushing the agenda is a jew. They are semitic, not white

>>938327019
Really?

>>938326942
>the double take by the scooter guy

>>938327024
Yes.

>>938327015
Exactly this.
Nothing is ever their fault. They are mentally children till they die of old age.

Kino thread after all

>>938327023
Owen Jones isn't a jew, he's just a turbo-lefty with an interracial fetish (he only fucks black guys).

>>938326867
Feels like an analog horror at the end

>>938327026
Wow, that's sad. One small mistake and it's over. Be cautious anons.

>>938326971
Sometimes pride is stronger than pain.

>>938327004
I've seen videos and it was hard to tell my coworker she shouldn't let her gymnast daughter do it. I mean this asian probably only takes pictures of herself and doesn't need her legs, but gymnastics is this kids life

>>938327030
>turbo-lefty with an interracial fetish (he only fucks black guys).
A jew and a golem of the jew are the same thing regarding their effect on society.

>>938327035
You're not wrong. I was just clearing up any mistunderstanding.

Have a success webm to cleanse the mind.

>>938327029
id probably do a double take too if i saw morpheous just strolling

>>938326959
>Adidas shorts for the hog
kek

>>938327029
For a minute there I was worried he wasn't going to fold his arms behind his back

>>938326766
I don't think that thing had breaks.

>>938327037
Thank you, good sir. That was an epic dive.

>>938326981
>lands perfectly on its bottom

>>938326946
Electromagnetic coils hidden in the rims.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/60-minutes-hidden-magnets-the-next-big-cheat-in-cycling/

>>938327035
I don't know about that. I'd let the niggers stay if we could dejew overnight.

>>938326766
>video
Where is it big guy

>>938327037
that's not dangerous at all

>>938327046
You are the golem, in this instance.

>>938327023
>pretty sure
You aren't though are you?

>>938326886
when the police inevitably show up, they will ask for id. those niggers all have warrants.

>>938327049
The dog in your video actually died.

>>938327014
I really hate that kind of nose makeup, they all do it now.

>>938327052
They are just like women concerning accountability. So many piglets and so few teats.

>>938326973
The gay dude knows what's up. Once the muzzies take over, it's the roof for him.

>>938327054
F

>>938327052
nigga stole my bike

>>938327056
What are you talking about

>>938326992
>wymin

>>938327050
I think you underestimate the capacity of the White man to cajole the negro into docility.

The primary difference is that niggers act as openly hostile enemies, where jews act as infiltrators. The traitor is eternally a greater threat than the enemy. Niggers are retarded. Even with their outrageous rates of reproduction, they can't exceed 13% of the population because they can't stop killing each other.

We could just send them all to Florida and it would be fine, but the real solution is the Shoah for real this time. You know I'm right.

>>938327063
He's saying that a white man would've seen that the car wasn't going to stop and stopped themselves so as not to be harmed, understanding that whether or not they have right of way, the car still wins. But the non-white bicyclist sees the cars, knows they'll hit him, and just carries on while gesticulating in exasperation at them not doing what he wants, unable to foresee the obvious consequence. Ultimately being punished.

>>938327065
Golem.

>>938327065
>The traitor is eternally a greater threat than the enemy.
You're the traitor in this instance. You realise that, yes?

>>938327066
>can't read
you're brown. get your shinebox.

>>938327066
I didn't even know the guy was black and don't see how you could have. It's too blurry to even see what race he is

>>938327068
You're the mutt from the land of mutts. I'm actually white. Not 48% or whatever you freaks are down to now.

>>938327069
If you can't tell this person is black then you cannot be helped.

>>938326976
Are you autistic or did you actually think this was a useful and informative post?

>>938327070
Looks more brown than anything, I think you just have blacks on the brain

>>938327072
It's okay to be wrong on 4chan. You shouldn't feel as deeply humiliated by it as you do. It shouldn't prompt you to try to save face. You're anonymous here. You can just go "oh yeah, so he is" and move on like a normal human. That's afro hair.

>>938326997
You develop an immunity to fire after a while.

>>938327070
I get that you're dealing with Arabs as a European. Way different than what we have going on here. Niggers aren't running huge sex trafficking rings. They just shoot each other and commit random acts of violence until they turn ~30-40. We can handle that, and we're not importing them by the tens of thousands every year, unless it's Minnesota.

>>213594015
My country is 97% white as of last year's census. My own town is 100% white, within margins of error. I'm not dealing with shit. You, however, are dealing with thousands of "white" Americans being robbed and killed every year by the people you want to keep in your country.

>>938326776
no it was subhuman niggers

>>938327133
What are you, in Orania? Congratulations. It's 98% White where I am.

My point was that jews are profoundly more harmful than blacks, in America. That's all.

>>938327133
>My country is 97% white as of last year's census.
I don't believe you.

MODS = FAGS

>>938327256
I dont need you to believe me. That's the beautiful thing about facts.

>>938327480
Source?

>>938327516
Ur mom

>>938327516
The census. I just told you.

>>938327799
If you're coping and lying, do be aware we've got White counties all over this great land. Come on over, anon (White).

>>938327799
Digits confirm

>>938327880
"white". you're all mutts.

>>938327906
Not all. We have lots of heritage Yuropean stock. Personally I think the world's White stock ought to make its way over here, but that is just my opinion. The reality is that the niggers are just nowhere near as bad as the semites. I would know.

Or enjoy your 97% White European state in fantasyland.

>>938327880
Maine? NE?

>>938326746
JOHN CENA!!!!

post some webms or get a room you faggots

>>938328163
There, the Midwest, many wide parts of Appalachia, and in the Deep South. Not looking like we'll be invaded by Somalians anytime soon, either.

The Midwest is really huge and full of White racial homogeneity.

faggots

>>938326884
Thot patrolled

>>938326910
Holy fuck I lost

>>938326838
no harm was done unless he's only been drinking soy.. i have a bioboard hits 100kmh, ive flown out of the road many times and turned out completely fine.. once fell down a mountain side after hitting a steel railing, cartwheeled my way down like that clip of a dog on a snow slope..

but i never break bones due to my joint disease, basically i dislocate arms legs, knees and shoulders every day.. so when i get hit, i just deform to dampen the blow.
(this does not prevent internal bleeds tho, those ive had plenty of)

>>938327029
Were you paying attention Neo or were you focusing in the camera on the Jew with the red shirt?

>>938326942
this is me when your mom

>>938326953
would it have mattered