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Anonymous No.938332313 >>938333015 >>938334983 >>938335019 >>938338242 >>938338632 >>938338723 >>938341365 >>938344762 >>938345809 >>938349891 >>938353337 >>938354832
Guys I went to a farm today and they had cows. Like real cows that mooed and everything. They let us feed it an apple and pet it and they even let me hug it. Today was so much fun
Anonymous No.938332499 >>938338272
Happy for you, OP! Gotta find whatever joy you can in life these days. Did you get the cows name?
Anonymous No.938333015
>>938332313 (OP)
Could you not post this kind of content while I'm at work?
Anonymous No.938334983
>>938332313 (OP)
seeing animals is the only thing that makes me smile.
Anonymous No.938335019
>>938332313 (OP)
that's cool, man
Anonymous No.938338242
>>938332313 (OP)
Some of my best friends are Cows.
Anonymous No.938338272
>>938332499
Dubs checked.
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Anonymous No.938338448
Everyone clap for the cow.
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Anonymous No.938338632 >>938338770 >>938338829 >>938338973 >>938354366
>>938332313 (OP)
Trips gets to name the cow
He's the new Lord of /b/
8/11 is now cow day
Anonymous No.938338723 >>938338837
>>938332313 (OP)
Bumb
Roll
Cleetus
Anonymous No.938338770
>>938338632
>Trips gets to name the cow
Ms. Stenchbottom
Anonymous No.938338829
>>938338632
Name her Fuuka.
Anonymous No.938338837 >>938339152
>>938338723
Cleetus here.
Alright I'm not being a pervert hear take off all your clothes and check for ticks. Sometimes you ball sweat will tickle down your leg and kinda feel like a tick. Sometimes you'll get home and you'll find an infestation of the things after some of these farms. I'm from a grass land sort of area. There is a real distinct tickle you feel but it kinda can feel like sweat rolling down your balls on other areas too and you should absolutely be like fuck and find an adult legally reguired to deal with your bullshit and tell them you suspect you got one one you, because it aint normal when your ball sweat is rolling up your back in a ticklish feeling. They'll crawl around in your clothes and tickle you for a while before they find a place to latch on you want to get that shit off I mean if you fell asleep outside after a while you'd think I better try and check and make sure there is nothing in my shoes first thing since I don't really want to do anything to do with that bullshit, it's the same thing with ticks.
Anonymous No.938338973
>>938338632
Jeffersontownland
Anonymous No.938339152 >>938339249
>>938338837
Also dressing in layers doesn't help against that too much. I mean like they can hide in the folds the more layers you're wearing the more likely you got one. and also the harder it is to take a leak and you'll like beg people I need to take a leak and by the time you get to the bathroom you got like your under wear, an athletic wear shorts your pants, and you're trying to fumble around like your bladder is I'm going right now and you'e like dude no stop just were here a couple seconds. Then you hate everyone that ever brought you to some fucking bullshit field trip since you pissed yourself and you get home later and you're covered in ticks. It happens. Then every time after you're like fuck I need a bic lighter and a knife. Bic's have traditionally been not giving me a sponsorship and charging me out the nose and many other places, many I suspect you wouldn't want to imagine. I mean why wouldn't you want a fire source and a dedicated cutting implement like a knife, and not some ghetto I hide razors in my mouth kinda weird stuff.
Anonymous No.938339249
>>938339152
Ticks are really a fucking kill it with fire sort of thing. Not a live and let life. I'm not going on super nobody goes here this is a rare unexplored species that mother fucker needs to die and fire works. I mean I don't think I need to explain to you why a fire source and a knife should just be a basic sort of implement why wouldn't you have one? It's a massive disadvantage if you didn't
Anonymous No.938341365 >>938346907
>>938332313 (OP)
Hell yeah man, cows are cool. I've taken care of a small herd of 'em on and off my whole life. It's sad to think that farming is slowing becoming a thing of the past though...I just can't imagine what life will be like without Farmers...
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I'm from Wisconsin, normally I just drive past those guys (gals too I guess), glad you were able to say hi to the aminals though. Last time I actually touched a cow was working on my grandpas farm that one summer like 16 or 18 years ago, when I was 16. He also had some pigs and sheep, the wool was pretty scratchy.
Anonymous No.938344762
>>938332313 (OP)
>They let us feed it an apple and pet it and they even let me hug it
Errrr you know they'll end up in someone's plate probably yours too
Anonymous No.938345809 >>938346157
>>938332313 (OP)
Are you 8 years old?
So No.938346157
>>938345809
For the time being...

I'm fucking high asf....

Marijuana y'all


The shit that makes u got retarded with a concussion
Anonymous No.938346907
>>938341365
wood
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Anonymous No.938349891
>>938332313 (OP)
Cows are super cute, I'm glad you had fun with them! <3
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Anonymous No.938353191 >>938353264
>>938350219
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Anonymous No.938353264 >>938353348 >>938353414
>>938353191
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Anonymous No.938353337
>>938332313 (OP)
Cow good
Anonymous No.938353348
>>938353264
GTFO or GTFO
Anonymous No.938353414
>>938353264
Tits or GTFO
Anonymous No.938354366
>>938338632
Hitler
Anonymous No.938354832
>>938332313 (OP)
Anonymous No.938357053
>american hasn't seen a cow before
Anonymous No.938358514