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Anonymous No.938334777 >>938335067 >>938335103 >>938335161 >>938335337 >>938335373 >>938335479 >>938335494 >>938335675 >>938335796 >>938335989 >>938336916 >>938337340 >>938340814 >>938341880 >>938348706 >>938351651 >>938358577 >>938361049
I'm going to get drunk and play Star Fox. Why am I so alone
Anonymous No.938335067 >>938335824 >>938362163
>>938334777 (OP)
because women aren't interested in stunted little boys
Anonymous No.938335103 >>938335824 >>938336100 >>938345596
>>938334777 (OP)
the fact that you even KNOW WHAT STARFOX IS proves youre not what women want
Anonymous No.938335131 >>938335824 >>938341115 >>938341806 >>938349206
VIDEOGAMES:

the gateway drug to homosexuality
Anonymous No.938335161 >>938335209 >>938341190
>>938334777 (OP)
>Why am I so alone
because you still play star fox. no one wants to be around that.
Anonymous No.938335209 >>938335240
>>938335161
why not
Anonymous No.938335240 >>938335361 >>938335443 >>938341190
>>938335209
modern games have much better graphics
Anonymous No.938335337 >>938335388 >>938342486
>>938334777 (OP)
"DO A BARREL ROLL!!"
Anonymous No.938335361 >>938335749
>>938335240
Understandable but I'll stick to my old ass n64.
Anonymous No.938335373 >>938335881
>>938334777 (OP)
You're never alone when you have Slippy Toad's big green frog cock flying beside you.

Checked.
Anonymous No.938335388 >>938348413
>>938335337
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH
Anonymous No.938335443
>>938335240
No they dont
Anonymous No.938335479 >>938335531
>>938334777 (OP)
That doesn't sound too bad to me, just drink until you stop worrying about your loneliness and lock into the game. Crazy taxi is another great game to play while hammered.
Anonymous No.938335494 >>938335786 >>938335850
>>938334777 (OP)
Being alone is better than the alternative. Which is being nagged and broke, and possibly being served divorce papers.
Enjoy the simplicity of life, bitches ain't worth the hassle.
Anonymous No.938335531 >>938335902
>>938335479
>crazy taxi

Fucking great souundtracj
Anonymous No.938335675 >>938336479
>>938334777 (OP)
CHECKED

>YOUR NOT ALONE ANON

Golden eye Pokemon stadium Turok Guatlet legends N64 Rocks.
Anonymous No.938335749
>>938335361
youll be n64 years old one day, and still never had a relationship

because videogames are for effeminate little children
Anonymous No.938335786 >>938335858
>>938335494

hahahahaha

......says the lonely masturbating coward, who spends his life justifying his fear of women
Anonymous No.938335796 >>938335859
>>938334777 (OP)
You gonna stream it?
Anonymous No.938335824 >>938335893 >>938342785
>>938335067
>>938335103
>>938335131
Shut the fuck up you absolute nigger faggot troons. Let OP enjoy things. Jesus fucking Christ.
Anonymous No.938335850 >>938335884 >>938335916
>>938335494
you've never been in s relationship, especially not one where you went broke and got nagged

You are simply confusing your mother's attributes, nagging you to get out of her house, you being broke because no job

ive been in hundreds of relationships
from one night stands to 16 year marriages

and i don't have a clue.What the fuck you're talking about... you're literally just making it up off the top of your stupid fucking head
Anonymous No.938335858 >>938335977
>>938335786
It's not fear of women. It's not making the same mistake other idiots are. I don't have to make the same mistakes others do to learn the lesson.
Anonymous No.938335859 >>938335930
>>938335796
Would you watch it
Anonymous No.938335881
>>938335373
>green frog cock
This statement is patently false as easily evidenced by simply looking at your very own picrel.
Anonymous No.938335884 >>938336033
>>938335850
Seems like I hit a nerve.
Anonymous No.938335893 >>938335947
>>938335824

............but its 100% TRUE

vidrogames are THE reason 97.3% of 4chan users have never seen a real life vagina
Anonymous No.938335902
>>938335531
>YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAAHHHH!
Anonymous No.938335916 >>938336061 >>938336087
>>938335850
lol, hundreds of relationships.
found your problem.
Must be nice to find people to be so disposable.
Anonymous No.938335930 >>938336000
>>938335859
Not if it's on twitch because I don't support that piece of shit platform. But if you streamed it on youtube, I at least watch it after the fact. Fucking bet.
Anonymous No.938335947 >>938336114 >>938336556
>>938335893
How many kids do you have? How long have you been married?
Also, I'd like to see your source on that.
Anonymous No.938335977
>>938335858

> i don't have to experience something to know about it first hand

YES. .. YES YOU DO......

Because without actual firsthand anecdotal experience, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING

Other than predictable memes you read in here

typed by OTHER COWARDS

WHO HAVE NEVER EVEN TRIED

and here YOU are...
repeating the process
the 'expert'
Anonymous No.938335989
>>938334777 (OP)
I already beat that game years ago.
Anonymous No.938336000 >>938336094
>>938335930
:,] fuck twitch indeed but I have a horrible accent.
Anonymous No.938336033 >>938336358
>>938335884

lol hit a nerve, huh?....

sure you did... sure lol

as if OTHER PEOPLE are supposed to become ANGRY that YOU are afraid of women

youre afraid of them seeing the inexperienced coward hiding in your eyes
Anonymous No.938336061 >>938336163
>>938335916
Bro he's old. I'm almost 50 and he's got at least a decade or 2 on me.
You've got Lolvis on the line, so if you listen, you might learn a thing or two.
He's a little crazy, but he knows his shit. Ignore at your own peril.
Anonymous No.938336087 >>938336144
>>938335916

nope.... I was s stripclub DJ for almost 10 years

plus I played in a band, and you know how women are when it comes to fucking thr lead guitarist
Anonymous No.938336094 >>938336211
>>938336000
I'm totally not gay, but...
I'd love to hear it.
Anonymous No.938336100 >>938341190
>>938335103
This. Women want PC gamers
Anonymous No.938336114 >>938336250
>>938335947

YOUR NIGHTLY MASTURBATION is all the proof you need
Anonymous No.938336144 >>938336347
>>938336087
Yup, hundreds of disposable women.
"Relationships". More like 1 night stands.
hahahaha, go on, tell me more.
Anonymous No.938336163
>>938336061

thankyou... and yes im aware I'm abrasive

'kid gloves' is exactly how these guys got to this point

but IM ON THEIR SIDE
Anonymous No.938336211 >>938336265
>>938336094
Ur gay... you like The Penis
Anonymous No.938336250 >>938336382 >>938336407
>>938336114
Nah. I'm married and have sex almost nightly. About to right now as a matter of fact. :-)
Do I play as many videogames as I used to? Nah. Neither does my wife. But that's more of a time issue since we have a kid.
I do understand how you've come to that conclusion though. A certain subset of this board would probably fit your assessment but I think your claims are a bit exaggerated.
Anonymous No.938336265 >>938336391
>>938336211
You're the one who started talking about penises, not me candyass. <3
Anonymous No.938336347
>>938336144
oh TRUST ME........

when I stopped counting at age 25 it was well over 700...

and OF COURSE it goes without saying, simply mathematically, of course the overwhelming majority of those were ONE NIGHT STANDS....

sure .. of course

but not all of them... intermixed between all of that wild debauchery were long termed girlfriends, four years... 5 year relationships... 2 years... a marriage that lasted 16 years, the current marriage 11 years so far

lol but of course obviously the majority of those nearly eight hundred were one night stands ( or week-long or maybe just one entire weekend)

duhhh
Anonymous No.938336358 >>938336530
>>938336033
Hmm.. you sure seem to be animated, but I'm the angry one? Why are you assuming anger?
Where did that even come from?
Anonymous No.938336382
>>938336250

ahhhhh GOOD !! EXCELLENT!!!

It's particular topic
I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO STAND CORRECTED

.............. Good for you

It makes you one of the 2.7%
Anonymous No.938336391
>>938336265
kek. I need these kind of viewers on my streams.
Anonymous No.938336407 >>938336611
>>938336250
>a certain subset

97.3% cannot possibly be interpreted as a subset
Anonymous No.938336479
>>938335675
>Guatlet
Ah, yes, the unauthorized Guatemalan sequel to Gauntlet.
Fun times, good memories
Anonymous No.938336530 >>938336616 >>938348648
>>938336358
You were the one who said you hit a nerve

As if I was supposed to be angry

>animated
I have a condition called HYPOMANIA

It's an actual subset of bipolar
But i'm not bipolar
I don't vacillate between depression and mania

And in fact
I NEVER EXPERIENCE FULL BLOWN MANIA

in fact, i'm continually skimming the surface "directly underneath mania"

To the uninitiated observer, it may appear to be mania but its not

Mania is a state of psychosis
I never become psychotic
im simply "always full thtottle"
Always creating things
Always coming up with creative ideas
but NEVER IN MAMIA

Another interesting benefit of my particular hypomania:

I never get depressed
never
not even when mom died
Anonymous No.938336556 >>938336771
>>938335947
>I'd like to see proof why your hobbies being 4chan and video games is proof you don't get laid
Lol
Anonymous No.938336611
>>938336407
>97.3%
I love you man but where are you getting your numbers?
Anonymous No.938336616 >>938336836 >>938336880
>>938336530
ahh, a psycho, why am i not surprised.. the disposable women should've been the first clue.
Anonymous No.938336771
>>938336556

its not proof

its just a mathematical probability
which indicates a causation
Anonymous No.938336836
>>938336616

so.... youre telling me SANITY is measured by NOT ATTRACTING WOMEN?

.........got it
Anonymous No.938336880
>>938336616
also:

you obviously never studied psychology
(you use street slang instead of accurate terminologies)

so isn't that kind of like toilet seat bacteria criticizing the design of the international space station?
Anonymous No.938336916
>>938334777 (OP)
>I'm going to get drunk and play Star Fox.
this is fucking awesome.
Anonymous No.938337075
im thinking about posting JASON'S PIC

Jason is one of the many 4chan 'generation whatever' guys i know in real life

I ridicule those guys every time I talk yo them

JASON ACTUALY LISTENED

at 37 he took my advice and put down the controller, deleted his porn, stopped watching anime

and in a couple months, he had FOUND A GIRLFRIEND

and moved out of his mother's house

but posting his Pic might result in him & his now fiance being harassed
Anonymous No.938337179
take this for whatever its worth:a few months had passed and no calls from Jason

one day the phone rang. he was calling me from RENO

HE.... THANKED... ME.....

FOR RELENTLESSLY RIDICULING HIM

that was huge... hard to do (male ego)

but he said "i need to thank you because if it wasn't for you, id still be at mom's playing videogames"
Anonymous No.938337231
and if you saw Jason's photos you understand

he got a HOT gf
and he's UGLY & FAT
Anonymous No.938337267
her family is loaded, and these days "mister overwatch" is going to fancy wine tastings and equestrian events
Anonymous No.938337340 >>938337512
>>938334777 (OP)
oh well...
I didn't intend on derailing your thread

I'll go find another one

be well, sir
Anonymous No.938337512
>>938337340
What's the difference between "can" and "able to"
Dutch_Anon No.938340814
>>938334777 (OP)
Because you didโ€™nt find the right friends,
dear Anon.
Gnomesayin&#039; faggot No.938341115
>>938335131
And you get the burger king crown of the day, short bus. Rope yourself
Anonymous No.938341190
>>938335161
>>938335240
>because you still play star fox. no one wants to be around that.
Jokes on you, I enjoy the occasional SF64 playthrough.

>modern games have much better graphics
LMAO, and shit gameplay...

>>938336100
>This. Women want PC gamers
SF64 is playable on PC though?
Anonymous No.938341806
>>938335131
god damn i want mario to fuck me in the ass
Anonymous No.938341880 >>938342508
>>938334777 (OP)
Don't confuse star fox with starfox64, the entire point of starfox 64 was to get a rumplepack and press it against your dick while you hit the Y button until a cut scene.
Anonymous No.938342486
>>938335337
only oldfags will remember
Anonymous No.938342508
>>938341880
theres no Y button on an n64 controller
Anonymous No.938342582
Youre not alone, you have Star Fox one of the best games of all time.

In all seriousness go gym to gain some confidence then go hang out places and meet people.
Anonymous No.938342785
>>938335824
Anonymous No.938345596
>>938335103
Giving a fuck about what women want proves you;re not what women want.
Anonymous No.938348413
>>938335388
SLIPPY BOOGY ON YOUR TAIL
Anonymous No.938348444
i want this irl where it kils all the human and monkey shit
Anonymous No.938348648
>>938336530
Not even when dead mama died?
Anonymous No.938348706 >>938350029
>>938334777 (OP)
Just google N64 emulator online or online N64 emulator. Thank me latee
Anonymous No.938349173
Honestly man you should try playstation or Xbox and get a mic, I've made some really awesome friends from playing online. Some I even hang with for real.
Anonymous No.938349206 >>938349467
>>938335131
get your stimulous from a screen return to the screen for more.
Anonymous No.938349298
move the logo on the home screen
show andros you foxs
Anonymous No.938349467
>>938349206
Anonymous No.938350029 >>938356893
>>938348706
that or watch old games on roku with your cat.
Anonymous No.938351651 >>938354633
>>938334777 (OP)
Starfox 64 is one of the greatest remakes ever. Always a good romp
>also
Starfox 2 sucks
Anonymous No.938354633
>>938351651
This.
Anonymous No.938356893 >>938357647 >>938359702
>>938350029
There are people out there in the world that love you, that care about you, that will be your friends for the rest of your life
Anonymous No.938357647 >>938358548
>>938356893
No
Anonymous No.938358548 >>938360305
>>938357647
Yes.
Anonymous No.938358577
>>938334777 (OP)
Checked
Anonymous No.938358594
Also kill all niggers
Anonymous No.938359702
>>938356893
Doesn't exist. Get a job.
Anonymous No.938360305 >>938360845
>>938358548
No nigger
Anonymous No.938360845 >>938360999
>>938360305
Yes faggot.
Anonymous No.938360999 >>938361101
>>938360845
I'm going die alone, you fucking nimrod.
Anonymous No.938361049
>>938334777 (OP)
Youre never alone when you do a barrel roll
Anonymous No.938361101 >>938361211
>>938360999
Nice trips. I once thought the same thing about myself. This attitude is a choice.
You can change. Or not.
It really is up to you, more so than you currently seem to believe.
Best of luck.
Anonymous No.938361211 >>938364029
>>938361101
Thanks? I don't honestly think I was going to get some sound advice on this dump.
Anonymous No.938362163
>>938335067
Good thing I want nothing to do with women then.
Anonymous No.938364029
>>938361211
It's been known to happen. It's one of the few reasons I keep coming back haha.
I was a depressed loner in a trenchcoat long before it was cool. Losing my v-card at 19 was a fluke. I thought I was unlovable.
I stayed with the wrong woman for way too many years because I thought being "in love" was a myth born of teenage hormones.
I was damn near 40 when I fell in love for real for the first time in a very very long time. We're married now and have an awesome little dude. Don't let the blackpillers get you down.
Coming to terms with the reality of reality - whatever you land on that being - goes a long way toward helping you find the next step and that is being at peace with yourself and who you are. There are elements of yourself that you can and should change, and elements that you can't and shouldn't. That's up to you to figure out what that is. And it's not easy and it can't be done overnight but my God is the work ever worth it!
You don't achieve a long-term fulfilling relationship by finding someone who completes you. You become complete and then find someone else with whom to share your completeness.
Also disregard like 99% of what other people think of you. And also recognize that 99.999% of people don't even know you exist.
The people you see on social media living their best lives and achieving things you could never achieve are an illusion and they curate what they show to you. Never compare yourself to them or anyone else.
Not sure what other sage advice I can cram in here but definitely hating yourself and believing you're going to be lonely forever does absolutely nothing to help you.