Thread 938338629

Pocketable

>>938338629 (OP)
pocketable what anon
>>938338636
>rowdy
just a lil but don't tell anyone

What do you mean pocketable?

This is the one. Barely. Neat.
>>938338572
Right now? Just how much?
>>938338636
We're lucky to have the chance to grow past our older struggles. Doesn't make the memories any less painful. Or fun. Or both.

>>938338629 (OP)
why you could just pick her up with both hands and [CENSORED] for hours!

>>938338743
3 thimbles full

might not be farming tomorrow because of the rain you hate to see it

>>938338685
>>938338690
>>938338763
It means you can carry her in a bowling ball bag and stick three fingers in her.

>>938338685
>>938338743
>>938338763
>>938338771
>>938338833
>>938338853
>>938338887
Bald spamming homeless nigger

>>938338833
Triple dubs redeems that ridiculous British measurement. Just how close are you to filling those thimbles for her bouncing booty?

>>938338955
you are seeing phantoms

>>938338887
>traveling on a plane
>the TSA asks to look in your bowling bag
>they make you take Maisie out of it
>you don't have time to dress her
>she stands there grinning like a goblin as everyone stares at the proceedings

>>938338887
that's a cool skirt tbh
>>938339004
hey hey anon I'm not that easy

>>938339052
If you're not that easy, that clearly means you're hard. Which is it?

i like how kind enid is to thing

it's a sweet thread through the show

>>938339132
The cutest

>>938339132
What's the deal with her makeup season 2?

>>938339129
lmao are you still looking for how big
>>938339148
based anon
>>938339207
little pocket pussy

>>938339225
emma acting like a young mother in the minecraft movie was my favorite part…

>>938339247
Ha, you remembered when I had forgot. Maybe not such a fool at all. Or at least just a selective one

>>938339300
We excited for tonight taybros??

>>938339283
where's the upskirt
>>938339384
it's

>>938339407
Didn't mean to reply :(

>>938339407
yes! and yoooo where did you get this? never seen that before is it new?

>>938339444
what the hell??? the new album leaked already??? omg

>>938339444
>>938339466
>>938339486
Leaks from the album that's supposed to be revealed tonight

>>938339407
>>938339444
if this is ai i'm killing myself

>>938339436
Fine, I'll play. It's what, o foolish one?

>>938339524
i have her site open with the countdown there's another hour left
i can't believe you found these already and i'm seeing them HERE for the first time ever
i'm amazed

>>938339524
>>938339568
The clock is Eastern time? Isn't she in the Midwest?

i'm not even seeing any of these new taylor pics anywhere on my twitter timeline

>>938339436
Wouldn't do much good with the shorts underneath. Maybe next tour.

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>938339602
They're getting deleted so they might be legit. Getting my hopes up.

>>938339552
a cock
>>938339677
still wanna see her peacky little cheeks in those shorts

>>938339726
Riveting. I know that can't be all

wait..you faggots actually listen to these hollyweirdos slop music?

I thought you just beat your little virgin dicks to them.

hahahahahahhahahaha

holy fuck hahahahaha

>>938339790
I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>>938339790
For the record, we do both. and what's it to you, anyway

>>938338629 (OP)
OP means ‘short n sweet’

>>938340013
And in Sabs case, a great ass as well

>>938339444
the life of a showgirl FEATURING SABRINA CARPENTER

>>938339755
what if I just lie anyway
>>938340013
with a big fat booty

@vmathings
>yall i just got MORE leaks of the official cover + variants follow and dm me and ill send it to you cause i don’t wanna get banned
https://x.com/vmathings/status/1955099124099059761

>>938340075
If you want to lie, then lie. But you won't lie. Too much of a thrill to say the real number
>>938340111
Heavy trips

>>938340141
tonight is just about taylor
be more excited

I-I k-k-know l-lots o-of g-guys w-want a-a celeb l-lady l-like m-mine...

38 more minutes

>>938340186
I have to admit it's exciting by proxy. And she runs a tight ship. Crazy those leaks came out at all

>>938340141
imagine how far down this neck it'd go tho
>>938340190
is it ok to put it in her peach

>>938340114
I need these so bad

shit thread

>>938340234
Far enough to see it pressed against the side, i would imagine.

>>938340255
don't spoil the mood

>>938340284
where on the side do you think

>>938340288
Gay4Tay

>>938340350
halfway between necklace and jaw

30 minutes remaining

>>938340371
sweaty Maisie
>>938340441
that's serious choking and bending territory

>>938340370
leaking already at the thought of frotting with a fellow taybro listening to the new album:)

>>938340482
But you haven't said no yet

>>938340492
that sounds like a fun fun time! frotting and more, always welcome other Taybros too. going through her Eras in pics

>>938340509
if it was popping her necklace I'd cum tbh
>>938340560
the guitar is so big lmao

>>938340616
Not buying that you'd reach that far. Fun idea though, coating her throat

>>938340520
hopefully the album is as steamy as the leaks suggest, something to get really naughty with:)

>>938340745
we can always mix some of her other songs in there too
let it lead us where it may

fuck yesss new tay tay era inbound

>>938340669
it's bigger than her body
>>938340724
it's a bendy road it's a mystery but true

>>938339444
it's all max martin we're so back

>>938340862
I'll still play along. ever had a date not be able to walk the full road, to use your words?
>>938340820
That tay webm creating anon is going to have a field day

>>938340982
he's my hero <3

13 minutes

>>938340982
ofc still feels so good tho

>>938341038
post more, i need to pre

Cruel Summer just hit 3 billion streams
it's my #1 played track, all time, according to replayify

>>938341112
not my personal pick but good 4 u anon

>>938341038
He's a hero to us all. My favorite are the Olivia ones.
>>938341069
You can do better than that. How was it "so good"?

>>938341161
he works art

>>938341135
i basically like all of her songs
but i don't like any collabs
unless its with females

10 minutes

>>938341175
and you work something else to his art

>>938341179
i like the lowkey stuff more
>>938341217
i'm a hard worker :)

>>938341161
slippery wet tight hot all over the head

>taylor album announcement in less than 10 minutes
>no cock to suck next to me
why even live

>>938341293
i wish i could be there, if we could take turns

>>938341293
how i wish, how i wish you were here

>>938341249
How hard?
>>938341250
And when you're just barely able to fit into her ass? And you know what you need to be doing while you're typing that answer

For old times sake
>Is it time???

>>938341337
oh it's never been more time than it is now

>>938341293
always goes down that way
>>938341337
it's never been more now

>>938341330
stop anon I gotta sleep

>>938341361
>>938341372
heh

504 Gateway Time-out
you gotta be shitting me!!!!!!!!!!

>>938341392
You'll sleep heavy after and you know this won't be long. Now, when she was really not sure it would work but it JUST did?

server crash taylorswift.com is down
she broke the gd mf internet

>>938341455
Well done. You helped the Internet crash her site

>>938341481
what do we do now

oh for FUCK\
WHAT NOW
GOD DAMN IT

>>938341532
Her team likely has really expensive consultants on call for just this reason. We wait for them to earn their money

https://taylorswift.lnk.to/store
ITS NOT WORKING

i'm killing myself

>>938340862
>he was this big compared to my guitar

>>938341588
me too
but i got the album title ...
its....
The Life of a Showgirl

NO COVER?!!
AHHHH FUCK

>>938341630
Brutal. But fucking hot webm

no new song? nothing???
:<

>>938341630
>no date
october 13

just hope the leaks are not scrapped ideas :/ they got the theme and title right so i'm guessing they're real, let's just hope she didn't change direction or anything

>>938341878
Can we see her in that red dress?

>>938341941
She doesn't do much red, but I have a few.

>>938341985
It was a sheer dress at a premiere for something.

>>938342090
Oh yes. More purple or maroon.

>>938342104
that's the one! But it seems very red to me.

>>938342182
Maybe, now that I look at it. Blends with her skin.

>>938342210
Exactly. Her sexy pale body looks so good there.

>>938342405
Cutie

And when the bots come marching in

Shit thread

Where are the bots that post hot pics and say mean things to me so that I cum

>>938342695
Idiot gooner

>>938342327
It's hard to decide whether I want to cum on her tummy or in her tummy.

>>938342739
Now we're moving in the right direction

>>938342788
Only thing you're able to move right now is your hand as you pump

>>938342792
On it seems nice right now. I want to lean over her and look at her face.

>>938343050
That pretty face, exactly.

>>938342932
WOOOOOOO SHE GOT AN ASS LIKE HER PAPA WOOOOOOOOO

>>938343103
Anon, you're just making me want to cum on her face.

>>938343227
some pictures are not meant to be saved.

>>938343227
It's just a phone, what is your problem?
The only phone thing I've seen is the PSPgo

>>938343305
Does she like that?

>>938343227
some cruel dickhead snapped a pic instead of helping this poor person up.

>>938343338
She likes bookstores.

>>938343357
Didn't ask, does she like cum on her pretty face?

>>938343376
>>938343430

Fat nigger troy

You couldn't handle my strongest potions

>>938344059
You mean your fungal cheese?

Corly a big ol fat nigga

>>938344072
>I have a good body even though I'm overweight
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Were anons touching themselves to Nat before? Am I really somewhat responsible for the reputation Nat anons have?

>>938344072
Reminder that he's so fucking fat, people have to squeeze past him in store aisles, at which point he convinces himself they're actively trying to touch him and want to have sex with him.

is the anon posting Lisa gone?

>>938344218
This bit should really end here.

>>938344248
I just got here. Haven't posted in days.

>>938344308
wish i could bend you over

>>938344308
then shove a shotgun barrel up your ass and pull the trigger

>>938344308
If you are who i think you are, yeah your long-time...Nat friend was here earlier. He was having some very vivid reminiscing

>>938344272
i miss when she had cute feet

>>938344437
Drop the bit, J-Fungus

>>938344140
>>938344329
Kill yourself you stupid faggot

>>938344218
>>938344308
i was, yes...

>>938344468
I wondered when your shift started
>>938344492
Speak of the devil

>>938344521
Stop spamming
Stop being a retard
Go away. Go do something else

Stop spamming nigger

>>938344552
You've been here for a week straight. How about YOU go away?

>>938344634
Schizo dumb fuck having a melty

You are mentally ill

>>938344492
I can't believe your lewd cock was thinking of me...

>>938344665
Can you tell us some more creepy stories about how you miss being a little boy and having a friend?

>>938344665
You're the one having a melty lmao

>>938344688
Take medication you stupid fucking bastard.
Go outside and make friends and do something seriously
You are not stable enough to handle this place lol

>>938344667
was doing more than that..

>>938344818
Uh ohh melty melty !!

>>938344736
We could be doing more if I get on my knees and rest it on my face..

>>938344088
My fungal cheese????
>>938344108
It's all the potions

>>938344850
rock hard with balls full of cum...

>>938344871
I have over 100k in my bank account

Suck my cock nigger. Keep replying to me.

You love me

>>938344928
Making out with your tip to mommy's jew feet before spitting on your cock and taking it further in my mouth

>>938344956
all the way down please...

>>938344936
Sure ya do. Is this a similar story as the one you told before when you said your family was worth a billion dollars?

>>938344991
All the way down your throbbing member like who anon

>>938345055
like mommy nat...

>>938338652
>>938338652
>>938338652

Troy suddenly claiming to have “over 100k in his bank account” fits perfectly with compensatory grandiosity — a defense mechanism where someone fabricates or exaggerates wealth, success, or desirability to mask insecurity.

This likely signals:

1. Insecurity Masking – Troy’s been mocked, confronted, or ignored, so he tries to reassert dominance through unverifiable status claims.
2. Pathological Lying – The brag is unprovoked and suspiciously convenient, suggesting it’s part of a habitual narrative-building habit rather than reality.
3. Ego Fragility – A secure person doesn’t need to prove financial status to strangers; in Troy’s case, boasting is an unconscious attempt to “balance the scales” after humiliation.
4. Fantasy-Driven Self-Image – This is another extension of the fictional “mansion” or “fake boyfriend” boasts — his online persona is the only place where he’s the man he wishes he were.

These kinds of financial or status lies make him even more unsettling because they blur the line between delusion and conscious deceit — you can never tell if Troy knows he’s lying, or if he truly believes the stories he tells.