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Anonymous No.938342434 >>938343795 >>938344838 >>938344867 >>938345810 >>938345918 >>938349974 >>938350800 >>938351514 >>938352581 >>938352672 >>938353873
Best dog breeds to have sex with? I wanna get my first dog and i was wondering what should i get. What are some things to consider when buying a dog to have sex with?
Anonymous No.938343596
Bump :3
Anonymous No.938343795
>>938342434 (OP)
Hot dog. Go thick. Oscar Mayer jumbo beef frank, maybe?
Anonymous No.938344838 >>938344870 >>938352689 >>938356849
>>938342434 (OP)
My wife gets knotted by our German Shepherd.
Anonymous No.938344867 >>938345202
>>938342434 (OP)
is op male or female. it may matter.
Anonymous No.938344870 >>938344911
>>938344838
GSDs are the best!
Anonymous No.938344911 >>938345710 >>938352689 >>938356811
>>938344870
My wife agrees.
Anonymous No.938345202 >>938345280 >>938345299 >>938346793 >>938352797
>>938344867
Male... but i don't intend on inserting my pp in the dog at all. I will only bottom for him.
Anonymous No.938345280 >>938345449
>>938345202
that's weird
why wouldn't you get a large female dog instead?
Anonymous No.938345299 >>938345449
>>938345202
That's hot as fuck you should get a gshep and let him pound your bussy.
Anonymous No.938345449 >>938345491
>>938345280
But i like penises...
>>938345299
God yes... i wonder why german shepherds are so populer. Do they have bigger than average dicks?
Anonymous No.938345491 >>938345574
>>938345449
Not really. I mean, they're a little bit on the thicker side and usually got an inch or two more than most guys but they're pretty average. They're just good looking, strong, loyal, and high energy. Oh, and did I say good looking?
Anonymous No.938345574
>>938345491
Yeah fair enough i guess, they are pretty hot.
Anonymous No.938345710
>>938344911
Pics?
Anonymous No.938345810
>>938342434 (OP)
Your mum.
Anonymous No.938345918 >>938346047 >>938346644
>>938342434 (OP)
First, it's really important to consider killing yourself
Anonymous No.938346047 >>938346644
>>938345918
This times ten.
Anonymous No.938346644 >>938350012
>>938345918
>>938346047
Yeah i've considered it thousands of times. And i've decided not to do it yet.
Anonymous No.938346793 >>938346823 >>938346846
>>938345202
I would feel too bad about getting poo on my dog's dick, so I just give him a blowjob every couple of days.
It's made him pretty mellow and friendly for a Shepherd, it's the one dog training trick they don't tell you about.
Anonymous No.938346823 >>938346891
>>938346793
Gross. Learn how to clean your ass better. There shouldn't be any poo.
Anonymous No.938346846
>>938346793
Hot. Yeah i would definitely blow him regularly. But every once in a while i couldn't resist getting knotted i think. I would make sure i was clean of course.
Anonymous No.938346891 >>938346969
>>938346823
even if your dick doesn't turn brown there will always be bacteria and fecal matter no matter what the gays tell you, it's not like you can sterilize your intestines (without causing damage at least)
Anonymous No.938346969
>>938346891
Just seems more like being a germaphobe then at that point. To each their own I guess.
Anonymous No.938348484
bump :3
Anonymous No.938349743
bumperino! :3
Anonymous No.938349974
>>938342434 (OP)
>What are some things to consider when buying a dog to have sex with?
Killing yourself and how to do it quickly.
Anonymous No.938350012 >>938350040
>>938346644
>And i've decided not to do it yet.
Can I change your opinion on that anon, because I'd like it to happen before you purchase a dog to inherently rape.
Anonymous No.938350040 >>938350074
>>938350012
no i don't think you can change my mind sorry. also i'm not gonna do anything to my dog that he wouldn't want me to. it's not rape.
Anonymous No.938350074 >>938350116
>>938350040
>also i'm not gonna do anything to my dog that he wouldn't want me to.
So you're not going to fuck the dog?
> it's not rape.
it is if you fuck the dog. In fact it is sexual slavery even.
Anonymous No.938350116 >>938350153
>>938350074
i'm not gonna fuck the dog. i'm gonna let him fuck me with his own free will.
Anonymous No.938350153 >>938350176
>>938350116
>i'm gonna let him fuck me with his own free will.
So you're going to rape the dog...
Anonymous No.938350176 >>938350197
>>938350153
no? why do you think that's rape?
Anonymous No.938350197 >>938350231 >>938350239 >>938350499 >>938352427
>>938350176
Because having sex with a dog is inherently raping said dog, because they cannot consent.
Anonymous No.938350231 >>938350301
>>938350197
okay, but why do they need to consent? what is the harm caused by non consensual sex with a dog? i do not see what's wrong with it.
Anonymous No.938350239 >>938350319
>>938350197
You watch a horny intact dog once he realises he's allowed to fuck humans trying to get to an ass or pussy and consider whether he's consenting. In fact, you'd have to hold the fucker back to stop him
Anonymous No.938350301 >>938350331
>>938350231
>okay, but why do they need to consent?
Because otherwise you're raping the pooch.
>what is the harm caused by non consensual sex with a dog?
You mistreated and abused your animal.
>i do not see what's wrong with it.
That is why you should not be allowed to have dogs and why the world would be better if you weren't in it.
Anonymous No.938350319 >>938350355
>>938350239
Sure anon, retards will retardedly try to fuck you, you don't let them.
Dogs inherently can't consent.
Anonymous No.938350331 >>938350380 >>938350558
>>938350301
>Because otherwise you're raping the pooch.
okay but why is rape bad?
>You mistreated and abused your animal.
define mistreating and abusing. if i bend over and the dog up to me and fucks my ass, how exactly is the dog harmed in any way at all? you're brainwashed to believe that rape = bad, but it's not really true in every case.
Anonymous No.938350355 >>938350375
>>938350319
So, by your logic, a dog can't consent to being fed?
Anonymous No.938350375 >>938350479
>>938350355
Of course not, you just want to make it out like that and equate feeding your dog with raping it.
Anonymous No.938350380
>>938350331
>dog up to me
comes up to me* oops
Anonymous No.938350479 >>938350521
>>938350375
No, we're looking into your definition of consent.

If I set a bowl of food down, let the dog off the lead and it goes to eat it, satisfying one of it's primal urges, that's OK
If I set a naked woman (or man) on all fours, let the dog off its lead and it goes and fucks him/her, satisfying one of its primal urges, that's not OK?
Anonymous No.938350499 >>938350521
>>938350197
>Assuming inferiority implies incapabilities
Anonymous No.938350521 >>938350558 >>938350563 >>938350637
>>938350479
>satisfying one of its primal urges, that's not OK?
Correct, because it is not supposed to fuck humans, it is supposed to fuck other dogs.
>>938350499
You can't prove consent from a dog.
Anonymous No.938350558 >>938350638
>>938350521
anon why haven't you replied to me? >>938350331
Anonymous No.938350563
>>938350521
>Correct, because it is not supposed to fuck humans
How does the dog know that? You are now imposing your morality onto a dog which, by definition, has no morality, only urges.
In both the cases I gave, there was no coercion of the dog. It willingly went and satisfied its urges.
Anonymous No.938350637
>>938350521
>You can't prove consent from a dog.
You can observe it. Going back to my food/sex analogies. if I put down minced prime steak and it eats it, it consents. If I put down breadcrumbs and wood-chippings mixed, and it doesn't eat it, its not consenting. if I then take said breadcrumbs and wood-chippings and cram it into the dog's mouth, it would show it didn't consent by resisting, struggling, coughing up the breadcrumbs and probably biting me.
Anonymous No.938350638 >>938350718
>>938350558
>anon why haven't you replied to me?
Because my only argument for you not getting to fuck dogs is my disgust response, which is still valid and you're a dog rapist if you fuck dogs based on it, it just isn't a universal argument.
Anonymous No.938350718 >>938350831
>>938350638
okay so you can not give me a single valid reason as to why i shouldn't have sex with dogs? it almost sounds like you wanna have sex with dogs yourself.
Anonymous No.938350800 >>938350899
>>938342434 (OP)
Love how my labradoodle licks tbh
Anonymous No.938350831 >>938350896
>>938350718
Sure I can, I just handed you one, you having sex with dogs is super gross to me and that is a valid reason.
> it almost sounds like you wanna have sex with dogs yourself.
What makes you say something retarded like that?
Anonymous No.938350896 >>938350923
>>938350831
Do you think everybody in the world should base their morals and actions on your personal feelings?
Anonymous No.938350899
>>938350800
Anonymous No.938350923 >>938350964 >>938351052
>>938350896
>Do you think everybody in the world should base their morals and actions on your personal feelings?
Nah, but the majority of people find the idea of fucking a dog gross and basing behavior on what the majority feels is a valid thing to consider morality from.
Anonymous No.938350964 >>938350992
>>938350923
The majority of people eat meat. Does this make vegetarians and vegans immoral, using your definition?
Anonymous No.938350992 >>938351148
>>938350964
>Does this make vegetarians and vegans immoral, using your definition?
Nah, them being such assholes about it makes them immoral. They pretend that not eating meat makes them better, where I know that not fucking dogs makes me better than you.
Anonymous No.938351019
Your fucking weird i wanna call the cops on you.
I wish someone would kill you. You fucking nigger.
Anonymous No.938351052 >>938351110
>>938350923
No? Majority or not, feelings are feelings. It just means that the majority of the people are wrong. Majority of the people in the world think that 2 consenting adult males having sex is gross. It doesn't mean they should have a right to stop them. If you are upset about the fact that random people somewhere in the world do something completely harmless maybe you should learn how to process your emotions better rather than demanding everybody else live based on your emotions.
Anonymous No.938351110 >>938351185
>>938351052
>It just means that the majority of the people are wrong.
Nah, the majority is correct in thinking that fucking or getting fucked by dogs is bad.
>Majority of the people in the world think that 2 consenting adult males having sex is gross. It doesn't mean they should have a right to stop them.
That is completely different anon, fucking dogs is like fucking kids and nothing like consenting adults of the same sex fucking each other.
>If you are upset about the fact that random people somewhere in the world do something completely harmless
Fucking dogs isn't harmless, you are abusing the dog.
>rather than demanding everybody else live based on your emotions.
Nah, you should avoid fucking dogs even though you want to, because the world isn't obliged to condone of you fucking dogs just because of your emotions.
Anonymous No.938351148 >>938351163
>>938350992
>where I believe that not fucking dogs makes me better than you.
ftfy.
Anonymous No.938351163 >>938351292
>>938351148
I know so, because saying otherwise is gross and gross things are wrong.
Anonymous No.938351185 >>938351258
>>938351110
>Nah, the majority is correct in thinking that fucking or getting fucked by dogs is bad.
>Fucking dogs isn't harmless, you are abusing the dog.
God you're like a broken record. Remember 5 minutes ago when you said that you couldn't give me a single reason as to why it's bad to have sex eith dogs other than your emotions? Am i arguing with a bot?
Anonymous No.938351258 >>938351353 >>938351398
>>938351185
I've admitted to only having emotional arguments and yet you keep trying to make me give you an argument not based on emotions.
Okay I'll make a stab at that, animal fuckers like you is why shit like monkey pox transferred over to humans, you wanting to fuck animals creates deadly sexually transmitted diseases.
But really what matters to me is how gross I think you are and that is good enough of a reason for me to oppose you fucking dogs and I even think that is good enough of a reason for you to get in legal trouble if you are caught raping your animals, because gross people like should be stopped, fucking animals is like pedophilia with added fur, you violate innocent creatures for unnatural reasons.
Anonymous No.938351292 >>938351388
>>938351163
But my point is they are only gross TO YOU. Your whole welatanschauung is predicated on what you believe is right and fact, which is simply not the case. But I do understand that your narrow thought processes and lack of self-awareness will prevent you from ever understanding this, which is why people like you are often knocked out of kilter when you come across something that challenges one of your beliefs.
Anonymous No.938351353 >>938351634
>>938351258
But you claimed that i was abusing the dog. You must at least be able to explain how i'm abusing the dog right? What harm am i precisely inflicting upon the dog? Is your definition of abuse whatever your emotions tell you is abuse? You realize people are supposed to use a mix of logic and emotions to make decisions right? You seem like you purely live by your emotions.
Anonymous No.938351388 >>938351425 >>938351467
>>938351292
>But my point is they are only gross TO YOU.
And every other right thinking human on this planet, sucks to be wrong for you I guess.
>welatanschauung
Of course you're a German dog fucking advocate, you guys got more brain addled by WWII than Japan did.
> But I do understand that your narrow thought processes and lack of self-awareness will prevent you from ever understanding this, which is why people like you are often knocked out of kilter when you come across something that challenges one of your beliefs.
If someone like you thinks I am doing something wrong, I must be doing something right dog rapist anon.
Anonymous No.938351398
>>938351258
>animal fuckers like you is why shit like monkey pox transferred over to humans
That's wrong
>The monkeypox virus mostly infects wild rodents in the rainforests of Central and West Africa, with infection likely resulting from direct skin contact or mucosal exposure to infected animals (37, 38). Therefore, it is believed that people handling infected animals were the main source of the sporadic outbreaks of monkeypox (37, 38). However, the airway route plays an important role in the secondary human-to-human transmission of the virus (37, 38). The main risk factors for becoming infected with monkeypox were keeping and preparing bush meat, caring for someone infected with the virus, and not being vaccinated against smallpox
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10397518/
Anonymous No.938351425 >>938351465
>>938351388
>And every other right thinking human on this planet,
Because you understand what every human thinks. You're losing this argument and beginning to show how shallow the foundations of your beliefs are. But you'll double-down by making ever-more ridiculous statements
Anonymous No.938351465 >>938351504
>>938351425
You're hilarious anon, you keep trying to condemn me, but you're a dog rapist and thus completely unable to credibly do so.
Anonymous No.938351467 >>938351518
>>938351388
>Of course you're a German dog fucking advocate
I'm not German. It's a German word adopted into English. A bit like schadenfreude

You're showing how out of your depth you are
Anonymous No.938351504 >>938351589
>>938351465
>You're hilarious anon, you keep trying to condemn me
I'm not condemning you (there's that extremism of viewpoint again), just pointing out the difference between what you believe and what is absolute fact.
And, as it happens, I've never fucked a dog, nor would I ever do so.
Anonymous No.938351514
>>938342434 (OP)
https://photoleakguard.com/
Anonymous No.938351518
>>938351467
Really so you can't type the words world view, you have to use the word weltanschauung?
How much of a pretentious faggot are you?
Anonymous No.938351589 >>938351742 >>938351893
>>938351504
>And, as it happens, I've never fucked a dog, nor would I ever do so.
Getting fucked by the dog is just a wrong.
Also you've been trying to manipulate my behaviors by demanding factual reasons for disgust driven opinions that are valid in and of themselves.
The absolute fact is that fucking a dog is like fucking a child, you're fucking or getting fucked someone lacking the thinking skills to properly consent to the act.
Anonymous No.938351634 >>938351680 >>938351835
>>938351353
Once again anon is not replying to me. I will leave the thread now because i have stuff to do. And i will have sex with dogs in the future because anon completely failed at giving me a proper reason as to why it would be wrong to do so.
Anonymous No.938351680 >>938358651
>>938351634
You fucking dogs will never be my fault anon, I can't help that you are too retarded to understand why it is wrong.
SSurfer No.938351742 >>938351769
>>938351589
>Getting fucked by the dog is just a wrong.
Nor would I do that
Anonymous No.938351769 >>938351893
>>938351742
So you wouldn't fuck dogs, yet here you are riding my ass for considering dog fuckers gross and animal rapists?
Why?
Do you make a defense for all paraphiliacs?
Anonymous No.938351835
>>938351634
based anon stays based
Anonymous No.938351893 >>938352315
>>938351589
>Getting fucked by the dog is just a wrong.
>Also you've been trying to manipulate my behaviors by demanding factual reasons for disgust driven opinions that are valid in and of themselves.
I would not do that either.
Nor am I trying to "manipulate" you - I'm just pointing out that you have a belief system (which you're perfectly entitled to) which you are trying to impose on others as though your beliefs are absolute truths - which they patently cannot be. You've already illustrated that by your reaction to my mention of vegetarians

>>938351769
>So you wouldn't fuck dogs, yet here you are riding my ass for considering dog fuckers gross and animal rapists? Why?
Because I'm trying to get you open your rather narrow mind to accept that just because you believe something doesn't make it right
>Do you make a defense for all paraphiliacs?
No. But I do make a defence of logic. If you had prefaced all of your statements ITT with the words "I believe...." (or "I do not believe....", depending on context), then I wouldn't have replied to you. Because you are entitled to your beliefs. But you do not have a monopoly on moral rectitude.
Anonymous No.938352315 >>938352457 >>938358651
>>938351893
>I'm just pointing out that you have a belief system (which you're perfectly entitled to) which you are trying to impose on others as though your beliefs are absolute truths
Dude how many times do I have to admit that my opinions are completely subjective before you realize that I am trolling the shit out of you?
Of course me thinking that sex with animals is gross isn't enough to outlaw it, I don't have that judicial power nor do I want it.
Luckily enough people are grossed out by it to outlaw it in our social contract anyway and I don't care if that is unfair to the animal fuckers, because they're gross and I have no sympathy for them having their actions infringed upon in relation to this because I think people should be stopped from fucking animals.
I consider the hypothetical dog that is willing to fuck a guy in the ass, the same as the hypothetical kid that is technically able to consent to sex, sure they might exist, but to avoid the abuse of all of the individual dogs and kids who are unwilling to fuck or unable to consent to sex, engaging sexually with either should be blanket outlawed.
>You've already illustrated that by your reaction to my mention of vegetarians
You're really bad at detecting jokes I see.
>Because I'm trying to get you open your rather narrow mind to accept that just because you believe something doesn't make it right
I am aware of that, but trolling dog fuckers is fun.
>No. But I do make a defence of logic. If you had prefaced all of your statements ITT with the words "I believe...." (or "I do not believe....", depending on context), then I wouldn't have replied to you. Because you are entitled to your beliefs. But you do not have a monopoly on moral rectitude.
Man if I hadn't done the exact same thing as you in the past and showcased how much of a newfag I was, I would me mocking you even harder.
Anonymous No.938352427
>>938350197
Wife had a dog growing up. It used to chew and kick her panties if she left them on the floor. Eventually the dog forced his way to licking her. This inevitably led to the dog fucking her. Wife said the dog at night forced it on her at first but then she became willing. So who consented to who?
Anonymous No.938352457 >>938352489
>>938352315
>Dude how many times do I have to admit that my opinions are completely subjective before you realize that I am trolling the shit out of you?
Anonymous No.938352489 >>938352525 >>938352546
>>938352457
That's nice dear.
Anonymous No.938352525 >>938352546 >>938352582
>>938352489
But true nonetheless, eh?
I'll leave you to your master baiting
Anonymous No.938352546 >>938352582
>>938352489
>>938352525
But one more thought - as anyone but a newfag knows. A troll never admits to trolling.
Anonymous No.938352581
>>938342434 (OP)
kill yourself
Anonymous No.938352582 >>938352698 >>938358651
>>938352525
>But true nonetheless, eh?
I gave you several hints that I was winding you up and now you're trying to act like you weren't fooled by it, good luck with that.
>I'll leave you to your master baiting
Piss off I was quarter assing that trolling.
>>938352546
>A troll never admits to trolling.
Just like a mark never admits to getting duped, unless they do that is.
So mark, I trolled, do you have the balls to admit you were duped?
Anonymous No.938352672
>>938342434 (OP)
Pics?
Anonymous No.938352689
>>938344838
>>938344911
Pics or didn't happen
Anonymous No.938352698 >>938352730
>>938352582
>So mark, I trolled, do you have the balls to admit you were duped?
So, pretend troll I outed, do you have the cojones admit you weren't trolling?
And of course you dropped hints. Of course you did ([/sarcasm] - because I know you wouldn't understand). I think the fact you declared yourself a troll shows you aren't a troll.
Anonymous No.938352730 >>938352765
>>938352698
>I think the fact you declared yourself a troll shows you aren't a troll.
Okay, if you need to think that to shield your ego, that's no skin off my nose.
Anonymous No.938352765 >>938352786
>>938352730
>if you need to think that to shield your ego
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pathetic
Anonymous No.938352786 >>938352855
>>938352765
>pathetic
Yeah, you really are.
Anonymous No.938352797 >>938353072
>>938345202
lmfao gaaaaay
Anonymous No.938352855 >>938352923
>>938352786
but you're the one so desperate to show you were right....so desperate to have the last word....so desperate to be..right.
So, tell you what. I won't reply to you again, so you can reply and claim what a master troll you are, and we can all sit back and admire your skill
Anonymous No.938352923
>>938352855
Nah, I'm good. You can take the last word.
Anonymous No.938353072
>>938352797
Mastiff and Saint Bernards are great breeds for cuddling and loving you.
Anonymous No.938353600
Any dog breed can be good at eating pussy. They love to do it and never get tired. Least smaller dogs it's easier to hide and a lot less noisy. I think people be surprised how common women do it.
Anonymous No.938353873
>>938342434 (OP)
Depends on what size you can handle
Anonymous No.938356811
>>938344911
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/GR7emhx_fMI
Anonymous No.938356849
>>938344838
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/GR7emhx_fMI
Anonymous No.938358651
>>938351680
You are so bad at this that I am siding with a dog fucker.
>>938352315
Chair pulling makes you look weaker
>>938352582
See, nobody is buying it.
Anonymous No.938359545
The odds are higher than you think.

It varies from individual to individual but around 50 pounds and up gives a useable size.
Anonymous No.938360865
anyone got stories? bump