Thread 938347425

Celeb Thread - /10 trillion suns/ edition.

I would like to apologize.

It dawned on me earlier today that I have been too harsh on everyone in these threads.

Say you tell someone that you're going to buy a car or a bag of fruit at your local farmer's market and your friend tells you that that's going to cost money. You'd say "no shit it's going to cost money" but then when you went to purchase your car or fruit the total came to 10 trillion dollars.

Your friend told you it was going to cost money, should you have been prepared for it to cost 10 trillion dollars?

When I say that one Man is in charge of these threads am I wrong? No. But I did not tell you that this Man has the power of 10 trillion suns.

Does that make sense?

10 trillion suns is a lot to expect of anyone.

And I expected it of everyone.

LMFAO

>>938347437
"2 black guys please"

M-M-M-My m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a v-v-v-very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>938347481
>KERRANG! Magazine's Biggest Faggots of 2002

Maybe we can start with 1 sun.

2 suns.

And then 3. And 4.

10 trillion suns is a lot to expect.

>>938347516
Please commit suicide

>>938347519
It's like someone straightened my wispy ball hair

>>938347519
Bbc fucking that heart <3

for alice

I was born to a bad life I don't ask why.

funny movie so far

>>938347589
You really shouldn't still be masturbating to underage photos of Kiernan Shipka.

>>938347554
poki deserves it so much

>>938347610
I'm not masturbating at all, I've been trying to cut it down to the weekends otherwise I'd have already been crankin it to Lili earlier lol

>>938347574
dickdrainer

I have not been to a doctor in 20+ years.

I probably have every disease.

Wouldn't surprise me at all.

And I know, that one day my teeth are all gonna fall out and my hair's gonna fall out...

AND I'M GONNA BE BROUGHT LOW

I love the pain.

Because the pain is the truth.

>>938347437
Aaaaand we're back to the retard that ruined the threads. Well I lost my bet. I was in it for 4-5 days. He didn't even manage that.
Bro you arent even in charge of your own life.
>>938347554
Based. I sent him something like this just earlier.

>>938347673
So you haven't admitted it yet?

>>938347671
bet she made every guy hard with that outfit

>>938347559
>>938347627
kike slut

Still waiting for Kate to strangle the demons outta me.

When I am at work.

I love it.

The pain.

Because I am feeling the truth.

The inevitability.

Is it better to have known pleasure and lost than to never have know pleasure at all?

I know only pain.

And I love it.

>>938347765
Literally me when I listen to Bullet for My Valentine.

YOUR TEARS DON'T FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
THEY CRASH AROUND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>938347694
Define "it"

>>938347781
Don't ever fucking speak to me again.

>>938347789
Being J-Tard. No point hiding it anymore everyone knows

>>938347794
There is a lot of pain in this one, too.

>>938347765
Imagine walking into your son's bedroom and seeing a poster of this faggot on his wall

>>938347820
It's ok, J-Tard. We all know.

>>938347811
I'm not, go to a psychiatrist - you clearly need help.

What comes after God?

>>938347843
Yeah you are

>>938347845
For you to ask this question proves that you have not grasped the concept.
Let me in on a secret. I only post Babs to piss you off.

>>938347882
Making your entire personality being about pissing me off is not a good look, surely even you know that.

>>938347908
The whore I post is an afterthought. Claiming it has anything to do with my personality just shows how little time you spend interacting with people in a meaningful way. Probably because nobody wants to deal with you.

>>938347765
Actually Wednesday is very based.

>>938347961
It gets worse the more you know me.

I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

I have destroyed every friendship I've ever had. Literally. Every single one.

Just don't do it and no one gets hurt.

>>938347978
Just do us all a favour and kill yourself already. We all know this is the only way you will leave and the threads can thrive again.

>>938347978
has been blacked

>>938347998
Nope. These threads are my home and I will never ever leave. You'll be long gone and I'll still be here, kid.

How long until school starts back up?

>>938347973
I want to die sucking on her toes

I will outlast every single person here.

Only difference is I will never mention any of your names.

10 years from now.

I'll still be here.

I look forward to the new batch of newfriends.

Hopefully they are better.

>>938347969
You are cringe personified.

10 trillion suns.

>>938347973
you can suck on something else instead

>>938348069
Incorrect, sorry.

There will come a time when I'll have been here longer than most people have been alive.

>>938348073
>>938347973
You're losing track of your performative samefaggotry.

>>938347969
nonce spotted

>>938348012
I get it. You can not leave. This is not your castle and you are not the king. This is your prison and we are your wardens.

>>938348101
Somethin somethin suck one some lewd cock.

>>938348051
>>938348073
whooops

>>938348100
Nonces are known for their love of old guys. You fucking spastic.

Fly fly fly.

Fly fly fly.

>>938348056
Everybody will realise what a shitty personality you have. Even Choli did.
If everyone else leaves, then after a while you will have new wardens. They will also mistreat you and you will take it like the little bitch you are and like it.

>>938347607
what movie choli?

>>938348149
Dinner in America

>>938348110
She stinks

>>938348155
Ello

>>938348135
Nice whore you posted. I'd like to have sex with her.

lmao. You act like Choli is immutable.

I won't talk shit about him.

But to act as if he is somehow immune.

>I have destroyed every friendship I've ever had. Literally. Every single one.

lmao.

THERE. IS. NO. GOD.

That's why I HAD to step up.

Heheheh heeee he he heee hehe haha

No more excuses. I know what I want.

I know what I want. No more excuses.

>>938348169
helloooooooooooooooooo it seems as if you and beady are having an argument!!!

>>938348178
Just mentioned him because he is a good soul and tried the longest.
You will never have sex you reddit spacing klinefelter syndrome goatfaced joke of a boy. Kill yourself.

>>938348221
I am actually just passing time. Taking a train to some relatives.

>>938348226
We used to call Reddit spacing PARAGRAPHS back in my day.

I guess they call it Reddit spacing now.

Good luck in school. Hopefully your parents don't scold you too much when you gets Ds and Fs.

>>938348165
never heard of it cheers

>>938348244
Hi J-Tard

good movie

>>938348244
I see I see!
>>938348257
it's pretty funny. worth a watch

>>938348246
Thanks. I am doing a second postgrad after work and am preparing to start my doctorate thesis right after - the research topic is already approved. Sadly I wont have time to start it right away.
Not my fault that you flunked out of 8th grade.

I do not have it in me to maintain friendships with anyone.
It's not possible.

And it's why I don't even try to do it in real life.

>Just mentioned him because he is a good soul and tried the longest.
LMAO. Tell that to my IRC friend.

I won't talk shit about Choli.

But he did not try the longest or the hardest by a long shot.

My IRC friend broke every fucking bone in his body trying to be friends with me only for me to OBLITERATE it.

It's not possible.

I've accepted it.

And it's why I'm so flippant with people, even those who are my "friends".

>>938348273
How are you? All cozy, warm and dry?

>>938348286
I tried to read that but I got bored after the first 5 or 6 words so I basically skimmed the rest.

As long as you're not here, that's what matters.

>>938348271
>good movie
deanerys vs 1000 unsullied

>>938348303
You read all of it, because you are my little bitch.

Hey guys I have an idea of how to improve these threads that are about posting celebs:

Non-stop masturbate all the people who are not posting celebs and treat them better than the people who post celebs.

LMAO

Not exactly working so far but I mean... maybe in another decade right?

>>938348320
I got bored after 5 or 6 words.

Yapping.

>>938348299
Hi J-Tard

>>938348299
I'm doing well, thanks for asking! And yes - very warm. Hopefully no rain on the farm today!
How are you?!

>>938348340
The canadian school system rejected you harder than your former friends. That's why you will never amount to anything.

>>938348273
I'll keep that in mind choli

>>938348296
>I won't talk shit about Choli.
You sht talk me all the time bro

>>938348383
True. My life is a movie. I'm watching my life happen, I'm not in it. I just watch what happens.

But I will be watching it to the very end. No matter how shitty it is.

And unfortunately for yourself that means that I will always be here.

It's a part of the movie.

>That's why you will never amount to anything.
You say that as if at this point I care.

I knew that 10 years ago.

>>938348401
Nope.

And no people who don't post celebs/pics and mmm spam are not me.

I know you tend to have this idea in your head that everyone you don't like is me but no that is not me.

>>938348397
yes!!!
>>938348425
every time you get drunk you either sht talk me or talk as if i'm the next martin luther. it's all very... odd.

I would like to only be here on the weekends but it's difficult.

I don't ever want to spam again.

>>938348381
Hmmm, on the one hand looking forward to get to see my folks and some of my favourite mountains again - on the other hand I also got to do some paperwork for the district administration. At least it gives me an excuse to visit my local gun store, maybe buy some gunpowder again. Running low on RS40 for my nuclear hot .308 loads.

>>938348472
>martin luther.
(PBUH)

That is because I am drunk and because I will never forget that you motivated me to get the job that got me out of the homeless shelter.

It was literally because of you that I got out of homelessness.

>>938348412
You know what? Good for you.

>>938348486
bbzz bbzz

>>938348535
TY Anon. <3

>>938348513
oooooooooo, sounds lovely! I hope you have a fun time!!!
> on the other hand I also got to do some paperwork for the district administration.
Well, gotta take the good with the bad, I suppose!
> Running low on RS40 for my nuclear hot .308 loads
y-yeah, i totally know what that means hahah
>>938348524
For sure, I'm glad I could help you in some form or another I guess.
Have a cute minji

>>938348549
Bruh you know it's still me, right. I still want you to kill ypurself.

>>938348557
TY Mr. C. <3
Dat Minji looks 1000x smarter than me with those glasses!

>>938348558
lmao I didn't know it was you.

Emily looks... SLIMEY...
That's my size style.

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>938348557
Thank you. Yeah I will not let it stress me out, but I do hate paperwork.
>what that means
Making ammunition. .308 Winchester.
RS40 is a type of gunpowder. I load the .308 for my bolt action to borderline unsafe levels. The action of the gun can take it tho, so I am not concerned.

>>938348580
i know you are not a fan of minji but for me she's one of the most beautiful women in the world.
>>938348600
>but I do hate paperwork.
I feel that.
all that gun stuff sounds mad based. i don't know much about guns but they're sick

FUCK SEVERIN

I want to return to the old days.

And unfortunately that means me not being here as much.

I am maladjusted.

I want to be here only on the weekends.

The benefits are that I will no longer spam the threads and also I will jerk off less.

I was not supposed to be here tonight.

But I could not sleep.

>>938348639
I have been slacking... hard...

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

>>938348639
Eh it's like any other hobby, just a bit louder. Kek

I do not want to be here as much anymore.

I need to leave.

It is not good for me.
It is not good for these threads.

Parker & Troy = Herman

>>938348671
duno what that means bro
>>938348675
idk man, making your own ammunition sounds pretty cool. i like stuff like that.

just finished the movie with brocky very good very good

>>938348704
Thanks. Doing it on a basic level is not complicated at all. I mainly do it because I can fine tune my ammo to my guns, but when you shoot a lot you also save money.

>>938348704
It means that I have not been the friend to you that you deserve.

I don't deserve to be.

I talked about you "spamming YouTube links" that was me being jealous that I could not watch them and respond to them with you.

lmfao.

I'm a fucking MESS, Choli.

I will NEVER be a stable person.

EVER EVER EVER.

But you know that already.

I have saved all of your otter pictures. Every single one of them.

I like them they're cozy.

cringe

>>938348744
how much time does it take for you to make enough ammo to shoot?

>>938348766
I walk around with a fucking umbrella to shade myself from the sun and a neck fan that I blast so loud that everyone around me can hear.

I am unsuitable to cringe.

>>938348753
brotha you don't gotta blogpost at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU1TNHWWhM

I would give that movie a 9/10

>>938348847
FUQ EM ALL
FUQ EM ALL

>>938348847
eyes looking up when sucking

>>938348863
FUK EM ALL BUT US

>>938348767
Dunno exactly. Depriming and washing all the old brass (you can reuse it), letting it dry - about a day. Loading depends on what press I use. I got a multi stage press (almost automatic) for going quicker there I can do about a dozen a minute taking the prep of the press into account. For my single stage one (without preparation of everything else) I guess it's about 1-2 a minute.
Usually I watch tv-shows while doing it so numbers in both cases may vary greatly.

The best thing for me to do is not be here.

It is best for me and best for these threads.

I would like to only be here on the weekends.

Better for me and better for everyone else.

>>938348804
Goodnight Mr. C.

>>938348847
Ello

>>938348885
oh wow. for some reason i expected it to be highly tedious work and take more time. that's pretty crazy
>>938348911
sho. later bruh

>>938348916
mornin babs

>>938348937
Oh it is tedious. I just have a lot of things to make it easier. For example my scale is fully automatic. Powder gets dispensed until the scale reaches the set value within an accuracy of 0.05 grain. All while I work on finishing up the previous bullet. There is tons of intermediate steps like sizing and deburring the brass and so on and so forth, but if you do them in batches you are much quicker overall of course.

>>938348962
How is it going?

lmao.

Fucking Babs.

What a fucking dipshit.

Acting as if he knows anything.

Choli and Brocky are mine.
Don't care.

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'VE BEEN TALKING TO THEM FOR X DAYS/WEEKS/MONTHS

lmao.

Fuck you.

Choli = Mine.
Brocky = Mine.

Simple math.

Class is over.

>>938349063
goood, just got done watchin dat movie with choli, almost time for bed :>

>>938349112
Ehat were you watching?

>>938349159
Dinner in America. loved it

I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine...

>>938349039
yeah that makes sense. all the high tech stuff makes it that much simpler and easier. still pretty wild to me that it's that quick, though.
>>938349111
i am not owned by anyone. i am here to post minjis and otters for the betterment of the threads.

I have thought about taking mushrooms again.

>>938349186
Hello Miss Dua.

When I am listening inside of wire data tap.

I wonder where they have got all of this information.

It does not make sense to me.

It does not make any sense to me.

Where did they get all of the information from?

>>938349165
Not familiar. Glad you enjoyed <3
>>938349191
Yeah, once you have a load figured out that works for you. Until then it's fucking around and trying to find out why your hits are all over the place. (Of course there's a system to it- for me at least) and still that's probably the most involved part of it all .

>>938349272
It absolutely mentally crushes Troy and J-Tard that this thing is better looking than they are.

>>938349394
Very interesting.
Also I would highly recommend watching that movie if you have some downtime on your vacation. It's fantastic.

Hey guys I have an idea of how we can improve these threads.

You know how these threads are all about posting celebs?

Well what if we focused on non-stop masturbating and rewarding the people who do the exact opposite of that?

LMAO

Kill your fuckingselves.

I will be here to jerk off and nothing more.

Fuck you.

>>938349488
You sound bald. Possibly gay too.

>>938349488
>>938349496
You see this is where I begin to question if you actually seek self-improvement.

>>938349488
Keep quiet, you mentally ill, pedophilic dickhead.

Parker is not well

J-Tard is not well and doesn't even realize how not well he really is

go to sleep bd

>>938349569
no wonder she always wears heels...

>>938349484
What is it about?

>>938349639
why?

>>938349667
tiny lady

>>938349511
It's easier to tell him to kill himself

>>938349662
A drugged-out punk rocker unexpectedly crosses paths with an autistic woman that's obsessed with his band and they fall in love. It's a comedy movie but also very wholesome at the same time.

>>938349689
5'1
pretty smol

>>938349729
3wholesome5me

>>938349747
should be extra careful. someone can just pick her up and leave

>>938349768
There's also a ton of funny parts in it. Very good movie if you have like 1.5 hours of downtime.

bedtime for the ol choli
gngn everyone

>>938349939
Night Farmer Chonely

>>938349939
Gn

>>938349770
noooo, bad anon.

>>938349991
why good anon?

>>938349965
How are things, J-Tard?

>>938350035
jenna is for wholesome

>>938350177
nice tits

>>938350154
S-E-X

>>938350100
yummy bummy braphog

>>938350387
>>938350387
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>>938350240
yes, wholesome.

>>938350402
he will not be a man of influence

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