Thread 938353444

Attention Christians and atheists and all non-believers.
It's on the feast of trumpets, also known as the day no one knows, the hidden day, celebrated for two days because of the difficulty of determining the date of the new moon.

2 Peter 3:8
>With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day.
As He rose on the third day, Jesus Christ's second coming will be on 2032.
If you take away the 7 years of tribulation, we are on 2025.

Psalm 90:10
>The length of our days is seventy years, or eighty, if we are strong.
Israel has never lasted more than a generation, take its independence in 1948, it's now 77 years since.


1 Thessalonians 5:4
>But you, brethren, are not in darkness, so that this Day should overtake you as a thief.

Amos 3:7
>Surely the Lord GOD does nothing, Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uk2z7jGdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krrdv-KNp0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej_WqwAQ2bQ

Just like the other judgement days that never actually happened, amirite?

>>938353506
The timeline never made perfect sense until now though, nor was there ever a prophecy but just predictions until now.
Has-been cope.

>>938353444 (OP)
THE MYTH OF JESUS:
This myth existed for thousands of years before your " jesus version" of the same myth was fabricated...

in fact, the original version of the myth HORUS was documented 4,000 years before your "jesus version" was fabricated.

That's twice as long as the time between your alleged jesus and today's current date.

During that 4,000 years, at least seventeen different versions of the same myth were created, and every time the story was passed along to the next group of people the name and skin color of the protagonist would change, the match the people that were now hearing the fairy tale for the first time..

YOU ARE AN UNEDUCATED IDIOT

YOU ARE.
STUPID AS FUCK

YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING......
YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS

YOU ARE A STUPID UNEDUCATED LITTLE IDIOT, A POWERLESS WORTHLESS WORTHLESS UNEMPLOYED BUM

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING, YOU STUPID LAZY LITTLE NIGGER

>>938353598
They say this every time. I've lived through 5 or so raptures at this point.

>>938353598

Time line......

In other words you have been diagnosed with schizophrenia

And that's why you don't have a job

Because you're receiving government pity money out of my tax dollars

YOU ARE A FUCKING PSYCHOTIC IDIOT

Of course.You see magical connections.You've gleaned the universal wisdom of some kind of oracle

STOP.
WASTING MY TAX DOLLARS.YOU FUCKING LAZY BUM

GO GET A GODDAMN JOB AT MCDONALD'S, MOSES

>>938353506
oh no this one will be different!

- said every other con-man religious maniac for the last 2,000 years.

>>938353640

This man has schizophrenia.
Sorry, but it's true.
He's presenting with the CLASSIC TEXTBOOK schizophrenic symptomology

Including but not just limited to the religious bullshit...

Finding magical connections
Magical.
Thoughts

He's psychotic, and that's not an insult

It's simply a diagnosis...
It's quite accurate
This man is in a state of psychosis

I don't feel sorry for him at all
Because my text dollars are already wiping his lazy ass

If he's able to create this stupid thread, then he's certainly able to flip a fucking hamburger at mcdonald's, and stop draining the welfare bucket...

Basically he's a lazy fucking nigger

Who refuses to get a goddamn job

>>938353684

They've actually been saying it much longer than 2000 years

That was just the most recent incarnation of the same myth that as existed for well over 6000 yrs

>>938353444 (OP)

you know what's really funny?

People see the way I intentionally format my texting differently than everybody else, and they accuse me of being schizophrenic

Because they've never studied psychology, but that doesn't stop them from pretending to understand psychology in here..

calling people autistic and schizophrenic, without even understanding what schizophrenia actually is...

And while most of them THINK they understand autism, in actuality , they really don't understand it very much...

But back to schizophrenia...

What's really funny is how it's ME who gets accused of being schizophrenic, when if they knew what to look for, it would be THREADS LIKE YOURS to keep their eyes peeled for...

Because you are presenting with textbook symptomology....

But you can definitely work.
If you can create this thread
then you can get a job

There's absolutely no reason for you to be collecting money from the government right now

You lazy fucking piece of shit

>>938353444 (OP)

The amazing party is that YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO IT JUST FOR YOURSELF....

Just for YOU...........

To get off your lazy ass and do something with your life

That's the part I find most disgusting about you

It's not even your pathetic religion brainwashing garbage

That just shows gullibility... nothing to be angry about, just because you're so stupid.You built your entire life's belief system around a poorly constructed fairy tale, without having the intelligence to request a tiny drop of evidence before jumping in headfirst...

nope... it's not your gullibility that disgusts me ..

IT'S YOUR LACK OF MOTIVATION

IT'S YOUR LAZINESS

YOU ARE A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT

>>938353444 (OP)

Do you want to hear something interesting?.... a peculiar coincidence in my life?

I married a woman who shares so many traits with me, we had so much in common, but one of these things we have in common was extremely RARE:

WE BOTH TOLD THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHERS " THIS IS AGAINST MY WILL! CALL MY PARENTS IMMEDIATELY AND TELL THEM TO COME GET ME RIGHT NOW!"

( those words were actually just a description, not the actual words , because each of us worded it differently)

but yeah.... she's the only person i've ever met in my entire life who ALSO TOLD THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHERS TO FUCK OFF

For both of us, it was our first exposure to religion, when our parents decided to take us to sunday school, (and they decided to start going to church)

Literally within ten minutes, i already knew everything I was hearing WAS A LIE

I knew.
They were lying to me.. i could tell none of this ever actually happened... i could tell they were trying to brain wash me...

so at the age of only SIX YEARS OLD
I TURNED THE TABLES ON THEM

I made it very clear.I was being held against my will, i wanted to leave, and told them to call my parents IMMEDIATELY!!!

Like not in a little while... RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

You'd be amazed how freaked out those sunday school teachers were, realizing if they didn't get rid of me, the other children would start to rebel as well...

That was my first and final exposure to religion

UNLIKE YOU, I WAS SMART ENOUGH TO SCREAM FOR HELP....

So did my wife when she was also six years old

She's the only other person i've ever met who did the exact same thing

>>938353444 (OP)
I like this bible verse

.......... There's a reason most trump supporters are christians

because GULLIBILITY is the prerequisite for either

>>938354131

I prefer this one...

>>938354131

Mommy's little unemployed gaming chair himmler

>>938354131

And it's all because LACK OF EXPERIENCE

You have no experience with women, because women won't give you an opportunity

You have no experience with fighting, because you're afraid to take a punch to the face

And you have no experience working, so here you sit on your lazy fucking ass on a work day...

Try to convince yourself of some imaginary superiority

ARBY'S IS HIRING, IS YOU LAZY STUPID INEXPERIENCED LITTLE NIGGER

>>938354131

I'm guessing the Jews.Were the reason girls didn't like you back in school?

I suppose , those clever jews convinced all those schoolgirls to laugh behind your back as you walked down the hall?

And now those little girls are adult women

And they don't wait for your back to be turned anymore... these days rhey laugh directly in your goddamn face.

Because the jews told them:
YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

>>938354131

As you are well aware...............

Back in the 1980s i was heavily involved in the nightclub & music scene

And those original clubs like 688 and METROPLEX were where I got to know all of the local REAL HARDCORE NEONAZI SKINHEADS....

I'm not talking about the cream puff gaming care variety, like you

I'm talking about the REAL ORIGINAL HARDCORE SKINNHEAD NEO NAZIS...

( the ones who actually got in fist fights, breaking bottles over people's heads, not spending their life in a sedentary gaming chair like you)

Compared to you?.... those guys were like trained assassins...

THEY ALWAYS LOST THE FIGHTS...
THEY ALWAYS GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED EVERY TIME... even.
After pulling out chains and brass knuckles and shit, they still lost every time...

But compared to YOU?....
Compared to you, they were like UFC champions

Because it was only a few years ago when you were playing pokemon go

You probably.
Still have the red ranger action figure up in the attic somewhere...

YOU ARE A WEAK EFEMINATE INEXPERIENCED SCARED LITTLE BITCH

You couldn't handle a fist fight
You don't know how to fight
L o l of course not
You don't get in many fistfights sitting in that stupid little chair, lazy nigger

You don't know how the defend yourself in a fist fight

You're the type of guy who would only require one punch to the face before you started begging them to stop hitting you

You're a gaming chair marshmallow

Soft little marshmallow sally

MARSHMALLOW SALLY..........

>>938354131

Your pompous contrived spray painted facade at attempted neonaziism might fool some young inexperienced video game douchebag online.....

But you can't fool me.... because i'm too old...

Because I have more experience with humans

That's how I know you are a weak little girl

Who blames the world for all of his own little problems he created for himself

YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO DEMONSTRATE ACCOUNTABILITY

YOU DON'T EVEN QUALIFY AS HALF A MAN

You are a scared little girl with no experience

A SOFT, WEAK, JEALOUS ( but too lazy to get off your ass.And do anything about it) IS WORTHLESS EFFEMINATE LITTLE MARSHMALLOW....

MISTER MARSHMALLOW SALLY

>>938354131

I used to also blame the world...

Just me, you're not the only one...
It's a very human trait...
In fact, the majority of humans spend their lives wearing horse blinders, pointing their finger at others, blaming other people or eternal situations for our own self imposed problems....

Then I took LSD for the first time at the age of 12....

And at the ripe young age of only 12
I had already far surpassed you

Because I realized I'M THE ONE WHO CREATES ALL OF MY OWN PROBLEMS FOR MYSELF

Because I realized I'VE BEEN BLAMING THE WORLD FOR MY OWN SELF IMPOSED SHORTCOMINGS

You could say I self actualized.....

There's a reason people don't like you
And it has nothing to do with the jews

People don't like you because of YOU

YOU are the part about you that people don't like

YOU are the reason women don't like you

YOU are the reason you don't have a job

YOU ARE A SOFT WEAK MARSHMALLOW

>>938354945
you better go read that, you moron.

>>938354131

I just realized this would be the perfect time for me to once again remind you:

I am an ugly loser...
And I have fucked OVER 700 HOT WOMEN & TEENAGE GIRLS

...................................obviously
You're doing something wrong

Only an idiot would fail to realize
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING

>>938355141

You better go read my scrotum with your chin

>>938354131

No shit, Lil Himmler...................

And don't even try pretending like pussy isn't important, because you masturbate , more than most of these guys put together...

ALMOST 800 WOMEN AND HOT AS FUCK TEENAGED GIRLS....

And i'm ugly as shit... i'm a complete fucking loser....

OBVIOUSLY YOU AREN'T DOING SOMETHING RIGHT

Obviously there's something about you that women simply don't like

Gee..... I 'wonder' why women don't like you.....

hmmmm.... that's a toughie!

hmmmm................

>>938354131

if you want to know a man's true value, don't ask the man...

He'll always give you a lopsided answer...

nope... we don't determine our own value

WOMEN DETERMINE A MAN'S VALUE

If you're even Halfway worth a shit, you'll have a line of women behind you in your life history.

...............lil himmler

lil' himmler and his AMAZING INDEX FINGER!!!!!

Marvel , as he points the finger at jews and blames them for all of his little problems

MARSHMALLOW SALLY AND HIS POWERFUL INDEX FINGER

Between your gaming chair and your index finger, there's not a lot of room left for YOU

lol WHITE PEOPLE DISENFRANCHISED OURSELVES

.............. There was no replacement theory necessary

Jews didn't have anything to do with it

WE DISENFRANCHISED OURSELVES BY BEING LAZY AND ASSUMING SIMPLY BEING BORN , WHITE WAS GOOD ENOUGH...

Well.... you're white... congratulations

now, ABOUT THAT JOB THING...
YOUR MOTHER WANTS YOU OUT OF HER HOUSE, HITLER

YOU ARE NOT HER RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE, MARSHMALLOW SALLY

>>938354131

I just had the funniest vision pop into my mind...

I just pictured you with a hitler mustache

And although I don't know what you look like, it doesn't really matter...

Because no matter what you look like, YOU'D LOOK SO FUNNY WITH A HITLER MUSTACHE

Sitting in your little chair...
chained to your effeminate little computer... masturbating yourself to sleep every night, terrified of looking a woman in the eyes and introducing yourself...

Inexperienced soft little coward with a hitler mustache....

You deserve one... it would be the only thing that could possibly make you look either MORE homosexual

( because , of course , you realize hitler was a homosexual)

yep... even a rainbow flag tattoo on your face wouldn't look as gay as a hitler mustache

You should seriously consider growing one