Thread 938354830

How many sheets of toilet paper per wipe? I use about 3 and fold it over then wipe once. I'm probably very wasteful but I don't care.

>>938354830 (OP)
what is toilet paper, saar?

>>938354830 (OP)
I use a bidet.

>>938354934
>>938354942
Eu fags lmfao I can install one but I'm too lazy and I don't want my ass getting wet.

>>938354985
BOBS AND VAGENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>938354830 (OP)
2 sheets folded over. then if it's a fairly clean wipe, i fold again (with soiled side inside the fold obviously), and get a bit more off

>>938354830 (OP)
like 15, I like to really wedge the last few in there so my arsehole is clean for the first centimetre on the inside

I only shit at work so its not my money

Depends on TP quality. Last I bought I can do the job with 3 folded over. Previous batch I needed at least 6, or risk shitty fingers. Not buying those again.

>>938360813
is your smelly shithole , any other part of your body?

>>938360813
Yeah, you get shit aerosol all over you every time you enter a bathroom, private or public. Same with piss, so its a dumbfuck question, you already have shit on your lips homie, you just can't see it, like clean tp. Science n shiiiet

>>938354830 (OP)
pretty normal for considering yourself 'wasteful'
i also use wipes after bc why just smear shit around kek, get rid of it

>>938354830 (OP)
I do that too.

>>938360961
You think this is funny?

>>938360961
Better start wiping your whole body down and wearing a hazmat suite, the most prevalent bacteria in outside air is what comes from dog feces

https://cires.colorado.edu/news/bacteria-dog-feces-pervades-winter-air-urbanized-areas

>>938354830 (OP)
8.

Half it (4 on each side) and fold again so there's 3 layers. Wet it a little and wipe comfortably.

FUCK regular toilet paper. I use wet wipes baby. Get with the times you absolute pleb.

Regular TP fucking DISGUSTS me. Youre pathetic.

Only faggots worry about their shitholes being absolutely clean, let me guess you also get it waxed so your "girlfriend" can tongue your entry port

>>938361713
Test

>>938361764
This was meant for >>938361713
(You)

>>938354830 (OP)
I use 3 squares for the first couple of wipes, then 2 squares for the subsequent 20 wipes.

>>938356981
This, except for the work part since I'm not jewish

>>938361764
yes i shave my ass. its so my wife can double fist me. what are you faggots doing letting your shit hole smell like shit? youre disgusting. pure trash.

>>938364910
seriously no need to reply to this thread you worthless piece of shit. nobody cares