Thread 938367898

I want a husband to plap me silly every night :(

Go do your homework newfag you’re 14 max

>>938367898 (OP)
What's stopping you?

>>938368047
Those are several bold assumptions to make from my small little post. Projecting mayhaps?
>>938368079
Idk, where do i get a husband

>>938368123
Start with a boyfriend. You can get one by going clubbing. Or using Grindr.

>>938367898 (OP)
Pics?

>>938367898 (OP)
Have you looked on here? I'm sure there are tons of horny dudes that would love bussy.

>>938367898 (OP)
Did she fucked her brother?

>>938369391
But if you've never loved anybody you've never loved somebody

>>938367898 (OP)
Start by not being a dude.

>>938367898 (OP)
i really want to fuck this cartoon
yes i am autistic

>>938372292
Fags still exist; he can get his ass reamed by a gay guy.

>>938367898 (OP)
your standards are too high. if tammy slayton can get married and divorced 6 times and be 900lbs your dumb ass just has way too high standards. that is regardless if you are a guy or a girl

>>938373421
true, my high standards are why my autistic ass is sexless

>>938367898 (OP)
better make some kick-ass sandwiches.

>>938373662
get your tiddies on grindr if youre a fag or tinder if woman. swipe yes on everyone and youll have all your holes filled

>>938373755
I'm a dude and bi AT MOST. Ergo dating apps are a hellscape for me

>>938373860
>dude
>looking for husbando to plap your bussy

be as gay as you want dude, just get on grinder and swipe yes to everyone

im a bisexual fat guy and hooked up with a dad. im sure you can do something too.

>>938373903
my bad, forgot to mention I'm not OP

>>938373994
my point still stands, just swipe yes on everyone on all apps and youll find someone, just lower them standards boy

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., a little adventurous and absolutely love getting flirty during late-night chats. There's something thrilling about teasing and testing limits, and I enjoy every moment of it! I'm definitely a night owl with a wild imagination, but I often find it easier to connect online than to go out. That’s why I’m seeking awesome chat buddies to share some spicy moments! If you're game, hit me up on my favorite app: E m-m-i ck-o-q (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to push some boundaries with you!

I can help you if you want