Thread 938376703

How many different people have you had sex with?

>>938376703 (OP)

lol
.....................let's just say 'a few"

>>938376703 (OP)
what would you say if I told you its between ONE and 800?

>>938376703 (OP)
what about you? and how old are you?

>>938376703 (OP)
Well I wasn't counting but that one chic fucked a lot of other dudes willingly but would spin a yarn into a quilt about other guys. I started to get these weird lumps on my penis and angular chilitus.

..... Talkative type, huh?

>>938377045
You most likely have candidiasis

And I doubt it was contracted from her
Cause you have your own bioffilm
And your own gut biome
And candida is part of that biome and biofilm

>>938377045
Serious medical question:

Have you been suffering from a large belly?... like swollen around the middle?

>>938376703 (OP)
Are you counting the anonymous men at the porn theater?

>>938377045
Also do you crave sugar a lot?

if yes to either question you've got candidiasis

>>938376703 (OP)
i only had sex with 4 and that's the number i will die at.

>>938377254

With your optimistic attitude, it's surprising you don't have women kicking down your door

>>938377099
Aint you a clever bastard. you think you'll get some weird penis growths on your anus if I fuck you?
>>938377127
Seriously?
>>938377163
Yeah I crave your sweet sugar if you know what I mean.

2

>>938377283
number 4 happened 23 years ago. so do you think i legitimately have any prospects? f no. i am screwed.

>>938376703 (OP)
Just 9

>>938376703 (OP)
25-30 (all women)

>>938376703 (OP)
18, women only. Married now so that number probably won't change.

>>938376703 (OP)
I'm 33 and I've had sex with 0 people.

10 here, all women

>>938376703 (OP)
8
>>938379276
What's the issue?

>>938376703 (OP)
12 i think.

Somewhere between 20-25 I think, not too sure. Im 34, start8yrkyed fucking when I was 15.

>>938382263
Ahh that's why my captcha didn't work. Lmfao sorry I'm m a little drunk.

>>938376703 (OP)
Sex? What's that?

>>938376703 (OP)
I lost track. It's overrated and most men are mediocre. Would not recommend.

>>938379307
What the fuck? You're lying. lol.

31, 0
Haven't even spoke to a woman in person (for fun) in over a decade. Just ones i'm forced to interact with via work.

>>938376703 (OP)
None; I've only ever had sex with women.

0

>>938376703 (OP)
Just one

7 women irl
5 hookers

>>938386515
>I've only ever had sex with women

>>938376703 (OP)
Too many (2), both disgusting decisions on my part.

>>938386336
>i lost track
Nasty.

>>938386603
Stop giving women money for nothing.

I lost count around 100 when I lived in a college town and did lots of coke. It was some different 20 year old slut every couple days. I've slowed down since then, but I have no idea. I'd guess probably around ~150 or so

>>938376703 (OP)
there was this guy with mpd once, do i count him as 3 people?

>>938376703 (OP)
>How many different people have you had sex with?
Back in May I was trying to get the right number but I just can't. There were those nights. 12 - 20.

weird. its like yeah, theres guys who bang a hundred chicks and then theres guys who bang zero chicks. ive seen this in person. im in the 0 girls category, and ive literally watched a homeless heroin addict, 1 hour before his house curfew have some stacy show up and pick him up in a beamer, take him off, presumably get laid, and bring him back sober with just enough time for us to piss test him. all on her side. he was a worthless piece of shit, he would telll us that.

but he looked and acted like a california surfer chad so it didnt matter. wild shit. you guys live on your own reality, entirely.

>>938386834
it's really not that hard, man. ~150 guy here. you just have to be mildly funny, not creepy, and offer the opportunity. be respectful, and if you get the chance, dont cum for as long as you possibly can. if you're fucking and you get close, pull out and eat her pussy. make sure she gets off way before you. take care of her and she will tell her friends. word spreads fast.

>>938376703 (OP)
1
I'm 32 watever Idgaf

I dunno, a dozen or so. I never really kept a tally. I was drunk most the time, so there's encounters I'm probably forgetting.

I should add a caveat here, it's NEVER going to happen if you just sit at home on 4chan all the time. Go out. Doesn't matter where. Grocery store, bar, concerts. Anywhere but your house. No girl is going to magically show up in the basement next to you. Leave the house and you'll get laid.
Incels make literally no sense to me. Like, you have to actively TRY to never get laid.

>>938386883
it must not be that hard. this was in some sober living, the lowest of the low people. a literal day care center for heroin addicts. and yet this guy still had rich bitch fuck you daddies lining up to take him away. it was pretty fascinating to be around him. every story he told he thought was just "kinda weird" when every thing he said was some sort of insane sexual conquest for half the room. didnt even occur to him. different plane. lmao.

>>938386922
What's this obsession with racking up numbers you degenerate cunt.

>>938386942
I like sex, girls are hot, tits are great, and pussy feels way better than my hand. When I'm an old man, I want to have a lot of good memories. And I leave all the girls with a good story too. I'm pretty well endowed and I've gotten good at what I do, so it makes for an opportunity to get the job done right with the right tools. Rare experience for a lot of girls, most guys are small and cum fast. Plus I'll eat pussy for anywhere from 30m to 2 hours before we fuck just so she remembers me lol
Sounds to me like the angry basement virgin is in fact the degenerate cunt. you spend a lot of time hating women i assume?

>>938387009
Woah, it's the gladiator of sexual intercourse.

>>938387009
>eat pussy
gay lmao
>well endowed
like what, prove it. dont forget to cup the balls

>>938387044
it doesn't really make me anything special. I lost my virginity when i was 13 (emo girl in middle school) and have been hooking up regularly since. Now I'm 30 so the numbers feel average for how long it's been. that's like, 1 different person every month and a half or so.

>>938387086
You're still talking about yourself.

>>938387050
the fact that you called eating pussy 'gay' means you're definitely a faggot, so no, im not sending you dick pics so you can jerk off to them you cuck.
5'11", 180lb, average build, little bit of dad bod, 9" erect, average proportional girth. havent measured circumference

>>938387127
5'11 150, used to be skelefag 120. forgot my own dick size, which tells me its "not memorbale", so probably just a tad below average. but it bends harrrrrd left, like a boomerang. think that was my own fault.

i only jerk off to girly cocks, so your safe my dude. what were we even talking about. this was so gay

>>938376703 (OP)
At least 20+. It's a blur. Having a hoe phase is overrated. Virgins aren't missing out.

>>938387185
>>938387127
also i ate a bunch of pussy, despite never getting laid. i was kinda just shitposting. its pretty gross but i wouldnt call it gay. the act of literally eating a female out. that seems like its pretty straight.

>>938387190
>hoe phase
?

>>938387206
the real trick is to eat ass. get her in the shower before you fuck so you know its clean. there are 2 kinds of girls.
>girls that love getting their ass eaten out
>girls that have never had their ass eaten out
my tinder bio used to say "I just wanna be the first person to toss your salad"
it actually worked quite a few times, but ive had way better luck just talking to girls in person than on any dating apps.

>>938387009
not that anon but you sound like a fucking loser sorry

>>938376703 (OP)
27 and an half

>>938387277
you're right, im a fucking loser because I enjoy my life and get pussy whenever I want as opposed to crying about being a faggot incel all day on 4chan

>>938387190
We as a society don't need 'hoe phases', we need a reversion to purity as a valued trait. Sleeping with 20+ people should be so alien to people, I couldn't possibly imagine it. You're part of the problem and regretting it after the fact isn't good enough.

>>938387261
You'll never have a girlfriend who values you.

>>938387261
i was only really with that one girl and i did try to eat ass, she just wasnt into it at all.

its not her fault at all but she totally broke me. she was super skinny and id lay my head on her stomach and hear all sorts of internal sounds. gurgling, bubbling, her stomach and all that and id spend all lunch every day at school listening to that. my ear on her belly. just taking a nap, totally. the inside of a person is really loud

>>938387384
>the inside of a person is really loud
Tell me about it /b/ro, I use my dick like a stethoscope all the time

>>938376703 (OP)
42M here
Fucked 5 women, aged 18-46
From those 5, 3 swallowed my cum and 2 let me fuck them in the ass

Maybe worth to note, 2 other girls have also (unknowingly) swallowed my cum and had my cum inside their bra and panties

>>938387469
dick stethosopes. you could totally do this, they already have special heaphones for people afraid of electromagnetic gay rays. you just need a tube to transmit sound. a dick tube is a tube.

this is feasible.

>>938387586
>im gonna need TWO dicks to hear this!
>sticks a dick into each each
>hears it
this could happen