Thread 938377098

What's having a girlfriend like? Do they give you hugs and stuff

>>938377098 (OP)
Well, if you're doing it right, it's about everything you'd imagine having a best friend with tits and a vagina would be like.

>>938377180
How? How you do it? I ain't gonna lose my mind over it but at 37 a man can get lonely sometimes.

>>938377098 (OP)
i dunno I never had a gf LOLXD

>>938377241
2016 meme era was good

>>938377231
I lost my virginity at age 21 ro a girl I met in teh Yahoo420 chat room. I was just hanging out lonely looking for someone to get high with and we hit it off, eventually she flew in from Clifornia to meet up for the week.

The first time I lived with a woman, she was my cousin's coworker at the local gas station and I came home one day and she was just there cause he brought her. From the moment I looked into her blue-eyes I knew I wanted that. It took a couple of weeks earning time with her, coming to help them close out early at the gas station without compensation, but eventually things built into a pretty good relationship.

My advice to you is simple. Take care of yourself, because you are who you attract. Then just go out and do the things you WISH you could do with a partner, like going to the library, going dancing even if you go alone. When women see you having fun, they are naturally draw to you because they recognize they want that kind of energy and person in their life.

>>938377231
That's just social conditioning fucking w you man
Imagine going to a sit down restaurant and all of the tables were sized for one chair. Would you still feel awkward going to dinner without company? See its all just mind game shit. You're a complete person, just as you are

>>938377368
Thanks anon

>>938377379
Are you saying I don't need a woman

>>938377379
Congratulations on evolving into the pokemon nobody wants. It's not easy getting to your level and still managing to be that useless.

>>938377098 (OP)
Girlfriends, yes.
Wives, not so much.

>>938377881
You're welcome /b/ro and I'm fucking serious. I practice what I preach. I've been striving to put more effort into my American Psycho routine, raising the bar, doing chores, and generalistically just trying to be more like the kind of person I'd like ot be with. Oddly enough, it's like that that other nerd said and it has helped me to be more satisfied with myself. Having experienced that gain, the prospect of wanting someone in my life is reevalutated with a more pragmatic understanding of what it entails to make such an incorporation in a healthy manner.

>>938377098 (OP)
>Do they give you hugs and stuff
at first yes
it quickly fades though
you think you are lonely now, but you dont know true loneliness until you are 5 years into a loveless marriage

The blind leading the blind in here.

You crave social interactions because you are a human, that's not conditioning that is being a social mammal.

If you want a gf you can get one, your standards are too high and that's a good thing. Don't settle anon's get a prostitute or joing a sports team or club if you are lonely. Getting out of the house for the entire day is your first step. There aren't any girls in your house, go where they are

Also if you are good to them they will be good to you. So yeah, lots of hugs and affection if you make sure that is rewarded.

>>938378159
This is a perfect example of pleb-brained losers who let their stupid hormones rule them instead of exercising any genuine thought or self mastery.

>>938378219
>t.money4bitches
Fail.

>>938378233
why is this fat fuck talking to me

>>938378159
8 years into happy marriage with four children. When does the suffering start?

>>938378556
off by one

>>938377098 (OP)
Sometimes you get a kiss for no reason at all. Cuddles basically every night. Split annoying shit like cooking and cleaning so you can achieve more complicated things (eg. ambitious recipes).

>>938377098 (OP)
whenever i see these memes I thank my lucky stars I broke up with that sexy slampig liberal, saw a pic recently and shes only gotten fatter

>>938381612
You dated a hamwhale; you don't get to disown that.

>>938377098 (OP)
I didn’t lose my virginity and have my first kiss/cuddle/hand held and relationship until I was 24. The first year was AMAZING, I didn’t know how much I needed skin to skin contact with someone. 2 years later, while we still got along, the intimacy almost felt forced, and the more I really got to know her, I started to resent certain things about her and I know she felt the same way I did. We got to a point where we couldn’t feel excitement for each other anymore while still feeling codependent. I didn’t know if this is just what happens in all relationships after a while so I decided to end things because I thought that having a girlfriend was supposed to bring you joy, not apathy. Now that I got having a girlfriend out of the way, I have no real desire to get to know someone anymore. I do miss skin to skin contact and bonding with someone emotionally, but I don’t think it’s worth all the shit that comes out of it eventually.

>>938377098 (OP)
It's great in the beginning when you only see her once a week and the sex is new.
Once she starts needing constant attention and hanging around all the time it gets old REALLY fast. It doesn't help that most women are complete morons with literally nothing interesting to say ever and the intelligent, interesting ones only date god knows who and are more rare than netherite.

>>938387042
tales from people who have never touched a woman vol.47