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Anonymous No.938388894 >>938388968 >>938389072 >>938389154 >>938389371 >>938389666 >>938390090 >>938390196 >>938390552
How can he be freed from the tyrannical persecution at the hands of the evil Korean people?
Anonymous No.938388968
>>938388894 (OP)
chons aren't people. they're chittering bugs who stink of garlic
Anonymous No.938389072 >>938389198
>>938388894 (OP)
So where is this nog now? Haven't cared in awhile, I'm here now tho.
Anonymous No.938389154
>>938388894 (OP)
I'm more curious as to whether his folks even want him back. There's something extraordinarily satisfying about his kind of dipshit discovering how little "but-but I'm a troll!" actually means.
Anonymous No.938389198
>>938389072
He's in South Korea and had a court date today.
Anonymous No.938389371
>>938388894 (OP)
Our voices must be heard! Justice for Johnny Vasectomy!
Shaky the Drunk No.938389666 >>938389816 >>938390025
>>938388894 (OP)
WTF did this nigger actually do? Don't know what to believe from the media. Got an honest Anon here to clue me in? I don't want to hear "Din Do" shit of wut a good boy he be.
Anonymous No.938389816
>>938389666
He's an American, meaning he was never going to be able to resist the urge to commit sex offences in Asia.
Anonymous No.938390025 >>938390228 >>938391244
>>938389666
So he started out getting kicked out of Israel, and then he went to Japan and they jailed him for four months for some reason. Upon being deported, he went to South Korea.

In Korea he proceeded to make out with comfort women statues, play loud North Korean music on a bus, and disrupt businesses, making a mess in a restaurant and harassing others, at one point by chasing them around with a rotten fish. On top of this at one point he stripped down to his underwear and drunkenly sang and danced in public.

He attempted to inflame tensions with North Korea and Japan as well by posting online that Japan should reoccupy Korea.

He escalated his behavior further by disrupting kids driving go karts at an amusement park, shouting into a translation app "I want to fuck your kids!" repeatedly.

Lastly he twice violated a new law that institutes strict penalties for the distribution of deepfake videos against the wishes of the people depicted in the videos.

All this is recorded on video and posted on Discord or Twitch or something.

He's generally disrespectful to authorities, including a judge, who now has Johnny's life in his hands. He threatened to send rotten fish to the judge's mother. He pretends to be unable to understand the English spoken by Koreans, even when assisted by apps or a professional translator.

He shows up late to court appearances, and at least once very drunk, and another time recorded a nutty video outside the courthouse dressed in a klansman outfit.

He will probably get something like 12 years in prison where he'll have to grow cabbages.
Anonymous No.938390090
>>938388894 (OP)
Look at this asshole. Fuck him.
Anonymous No.938390196 >>938390526
>>938388894 (OP)
i hope they turn that nigger into a eunuch and make him clean subway terminals with his tongue until he dies of feline AIDS
Anonymous No.938390228
>>938390025
>for some reason
no
>harassing people in their own country for internet clout
yes
Anonymous No.938390526
>>938390196
Funny you should mention that, he's threatened to spread AIDS to Korean women.
I don't think it's known if he's actually HIV positive so it's likely an empty threat, but he does have some sort of relationship with a Korean lunatic named Hank, who serves as a translator, wrangler, and roommate and I don't know what gay stuff they get into. Hank is paying for Johnny's lawyer and whatever other important things Johnny can't afford with his internet fun bucks, like rent, costumes, booze, and flags of enemy nations. Hank's family is wealthy but they have cut him off.
Anonymous No.938390552
>>938388894 (OP)
I hope he dies in prison
Anonymous No.938391244
>>938390025
You are mixing up the timelines and details a bit, but overall that's it.