Thread 938395307

Breakfast is slidding

>>938395307 (OP)
Speaking of food:
Today is wednesday......
IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER WEDNESDAY

Where you get an ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELICIOUS VEGETARIAN BURGER KING WHOPPER for only three dollars.

As a Vegetarian, i find it hard to convey exactly HOW MUCH we enjoy getting to occasionally indulge in the unhealthy american tradition of fast food...

And i'm going to be completely honest with you:
the IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER this is absolutely fucking delicious!! it's.
Amazingly delicious...

Even if you're not a vegetarian...
You owe it to yourself to try it
Just So you can say you have

its AWESOME!!!.... and yes it's $3
(normally $7+)

I think you might have to install the b.K app

But it's worth it because you can uninstall it while you're eating the delicious CRUELTY FREE HAMBURGER

..........however
We buy IMPOSSIBLE BURGER at the grocery store and cook it at home..

Unlike other vegetarian meat substitutes, they really really worked on perfecting this product...

They realized the reason other vegetarian meat substitutes don't taste like meat is because HEME....

HEME... as in hemaglobin
Iron...
The iron in blood....
THATS what gives meat its flavor....

So they figured out a way to extract HEME from plants

and TADA!!!!!!...... A MASTERPIECE!!

Because when you put the impossible burger into a skillet and set it on medium, your kitchen fills with the UNMISTAKABLE SMELL OF HAMBURGER MEAT COOKING...

Not an imitation... not a reasonable facsimile ...

ITS THE UNMISTAKABLE SMELL OF GROUND BEEF COOKING....

The vegetarian meat even ' bleeds a little bit' as it's cooking... beet coloring

That same plant based HEME gives the impossible burger THE UNMISTAKABLE DISTINCTIVE FLAVOR OF MEAT

It's really a work of art...
Like I said it's a fucking masterpiece

Never before in history.Has there been a meat free option IS THAT TASTES EXACTLY LIKE MEAT....

The burger king impossible whopper is impressive, a lot of food, because she and I waddle is out of burger king afterwards... i'll usually make a comment like " i wonder if an ambulance would drop me off at the house"

IT'S A LOT OF FOOD.

But if you cook impossible burger at home, you can enjoy THE CLEANEST IS MOST DELICIOUS is backyard burger of your entire life.. even when you cook it on the skillet in your kitchen

Meat is literally riddled with fecal bacteria and all other kinds of various insundry nastiness

But not impossible burger.. it's one hundred percent sterile, never had feces and urine and blood splashed all over it, and\nNo animal had to be tortured and murdered for you to enjoy a delicious meal.

EVERY WEDNESDAY IS IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER WEDNESDAY AT BURGER KING

>>938395561
I only eat fart patties smothered in mucal gravy with a splash of piss, femanon.

If you were here, i could make a bet that you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a real hamburger and an impossible burger...

AND I WOULD WIN THE BET

Absolutely guaranteed...
I would win the bet
There's no way you could possibly tell the difference

And in fact, you'd probably think impossible burger was the real meat
( because it tastes better)
Because it doesn't have all the bacteria and shit

>>938395901

It's really IS HORRIFYINGLY INSANE how cruel they treat animals in the factory farming industry.

And i'm not just talking about the actual murder of the animals

I'm talking about The entire experience for those animals, from day one

They are treated SO CRUELLY....
I'm not even going to get into the details

It's just too fucking depressing

So everytime you eat meat
I want you to remember
What a piece of shit you truly are

Because YOU ARE WELL AWARE HOW CRUELLY THEY HAVE ABUSED THOSE ANIMALS AND MURDERED THEM

It's not like you're unaware of the situation

I'm not judging you...
I'm categorizing you

A lot of people intentionally wear horse blinders when it comes to BEING A PIECE OF SHIT

Andin this one case, since you are well aware of the cruelty of the meat industry, that would mean when it comes to putting neat in your mouth, you're definitely a piece of shit

The quality of a man's character is determined in how he treats animals

End of story

>>938395724

I was seventeen... i was living with my registered nurse girlfriend joy

Joy was at work, and I had taken a hit of LSD that afternoon... as soon as I ate the.
Little square piece of paper.. i realized:
" oh shit. i haven't eaten anything today. i better hurry up and eat something before.I lose my appetite from the acid"

So I went to one of my favorite little restaurants at the time, THE COLONNADE

>>938396367
Why is it bad to lose your appetite? Losing weight is good

>>938396341
I ordered the brisket of beef
my favorite meal.... ewww

I had been an animal enthusiast my entire life... notice I didn't say animal rights activist...

I was wearing horse blinders..
You remember... i just mentioned them a minute ago...

And as I was chewing the meat in my mouth, SUDDENLY THE LSD KICKED IN

And I quite literally saw the cow's existence transpire in my soul

It was ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING!!!!!!!

I pulled an entire mouth full of chewed up meat out and place it on the plate in front of me...

I paid my girl and walked out of the restaurant

And that was the end of my relationship with meat

There was no way I could ever allow myself to put those horse blinders on again after that incident

>>938396431

LSD doesn't work very well if your body is depleted of minerals and vitamins.

And and once the LSD kicks in, eating seems like an impossible task

Logs are vegan

>>938396479
paid my BILL*

Not my girl

>>938396533
Nobody cares because nobody is reading all that shit you wrote

>>938396602
Correct

>>938396519

Not.
Yours....

not if you're a meat eater

Because our digestive tracts are not smooth like the inside of a garden hose.

nope... you can unravel a human intestine and it will cover an entire soccer field

There's tons of little corners and pockets and nooks and crannies along the way

These are called DIVERTICULUM

If you eat meat, little , do you realize you have an inordinate amount of undigested rotting roadkill meat trapped in your diverticulum

A random mixture of rotting meat fromany many meals you've eaten over the past year

thats right... it remains trapped in your diverticulum FOR YEARS.....

Eventually, you'll end up with a condition called DIVERTICULITIS

>>938396595

You couldn't be any more wrong....

I guess that proves you're not very good at assessing reality?

NOTE TO SELF:
Don't invest any faith into anything he says from this point forward, because he fabricates his own reality

>>938396595

Instead of looking for a job..................

You have opted to sit on your lazy ass every work day, entering a FORUM OF THR WRITTEN WORD

You read a hundred thousand words every day in here....

But suddenly... my 310 words were "overwhelming"?

( you're terrible at this... maybe getting a job.Isn't that bad of an idea after all?)

>>938396602

cone bread n butta

>>938396595

Would you like to know
WHICH WORDS NOBODY READS?

The words you fill out on a job application

Because you are a lazy excuse making slob

>>938397017
Fuck me in the ass

>>938396595

Imagine the new found sense of self worth you would experience if you stopped being such a pathetic example of a man....

You might actually respect yourself for the first time in your entire goddamn life...

Of course, the same way a woman will find it strange that you have no sexual history with women.... any prospective employer will also find it strange that you have no job history.....

That you've been coddled into living the life of a toddler

That you actually ALLOWED YOURSELF to become an adult with less experience than the average eight year old boy...

So be honest with the manager at mcdonald's

Tell him " i'm not qualified for a real job, so I came to McDonald's to fit in with all the other low life niggers"

I think you'll be amazed at exactly how those stupid niggers are so much more advanced than you, have their shit together much more than you do.

Humility is the first step to growing.

You will never move beyond this pathetic level of GAMING CHAIR DOUCHEBUCKET until you first embrace the fact that you aren't worth a shit

>>938397123
I have no sexual history. 8 year old niggers get pussy and fuck my mother. I am cucked by 8 year old niggers with cocks bigger than mine. I just jack off imagining big dick niggers gangbanging me. I am a sloppy slut for nigger cock

Because in case there was any gray area

I RESPECT THE LOG FAG

But I have zero respect for his little parasites.That follow and imitate him

You guys were incapable of coming up with your own original content.So you had no choice but to be a follower

>>938397213
I'm worth 6 shits

>>938395561
You do realize that they cook the Impossible patties in the same shit they cook the meat patties in, right? Oh, and they cook the fries in animal fat. Hell, I'd be surprised if the water didn't contain some traces of beef. Also, there's enough estrogen in those things that trannies can literally sub an Impossible Whopper for their daily estrogen pills. Just some food for thought, E.

>>938397244

That's not true.You have a sexual history...

Just look at the history on your computer
All of the porn sites you visit every night

oopps typo
I meant to type ASEXUAL history

Whoa, E's UNHINGED today...

>>938397281

Actually yes i'm completely well aware of that

But you got it wrong...
It's not on a skillet or a big flat cooking plate

Burger king uses a conveyor belt made out of metal rollers

I'm well aware the vegetarian impossible.Patty's roll along those metal rollers....

yep....

Are you aware that cheese contains liquified animal stomach?

its called RENNET....

I said I was vegetarian not vegan
And to be completely technically accurate

I'm a pesco vegetarian
Because I occasionally eat a piece of salmon here and there

Once every Blue Moon, I will eat salmon or a thick tuna steak to get omega 3


But yeah... of course.
I'm aware burger king doesn't clean the conveyor belt of metal rollers between orders

duhhhhh

>>938397281

WORRIED ABOUT ESTROGEN

But you're already effeminate as fuck
You don't get any pussy
You're basically a woman
So why are you worried about estrogen?

You should be more.
Concerned about YOUR DECISION TO BE AN ASEXUAL EFFEMINATE ISOLATED LITTLE BITCH

>>938397281

I could eat 20 pounds of pure.Estrogen every day

And still.
Not be as effeminate as you are right now

lol @ a grown adult male who made a conscious decision to become an asexual duo weirdo loser with the ladies...

WORRIED ABOUT ESTROGEN
HAHAHAHAHAJA

That's\nFucking hilarious

You still yapping?

>>938397471
I eat pussy and ass. I get pegged. I am submissive. I like being yelled at and slapped. I like having my ass spanked. I jack off my dick because I am unworthy of sticking it in anything.

The next time you've got your dick down the back of a woman's throat, be sure to let me know....

Until that day arises...
YOU ARE ESTROGEN

>>938397429
It's called Jeremy Renner

>>938397545
I've never had my dick sucked.

>>938397522
Hold on let me find out...
>>938397525
He wants to know if you're still yapping

>>938397522
yep

>>938397485
Effeminacy is the truest strength and security

>>938397429
OK, but are you aware that Andy's contains korninine, a necessary nutrient?
>>938397471
>>938397485
>>938397519
>>938397545
>says the faggot that wont even eat poop
Project harder, E.

>>938397281

Let me know whenever you're interested in learning about The specific logistics regarding vegetarianism

It's a lot deeper than just cooking the burgers on the same conveyor belt

>>938397602
EFFEMININITY*
Actually literacy is the truest strength

>>938397624
I like poop too much to ever consider vegetarianism, sorry. He eats a lot of Taco Bell.

>>938397602
August 12 2025
The day you tried inventing the word Effeminacy

>>938397671
Dunning-Kruger strikes again.

>Effeminacy" and "effeminate" both relate to the perceived association of certain traits with women and their presence in men, often implying criticism or a negative judgment.
>"Effeminate" is an adjective describing a man or boy exhibiting qualities traditionally associated with women, such as weakness or timidity, while "effeminacy" is the noun form referring to the state or quality of being effeminate.

>>938397674

I never mentioned anything about you becoming a vegetarian

What you eat is not my problem

However I in fact DID mention even if you're not a vegetarian, you owe it to yourself to try impossible burger, just to understand it

>>938397719
Today is the 13th

Just because I correctly mentioned if you eat meat, you are a piece of shit, because you know the cruelty that goes into it... that doesn't mean I was trying to convert you to vegetarianism

It was just a simple statement

Although somewhat.
Incomplete... because i forgot to mention

A HYPOCRITICAL COWARD as well

Because you wouldn't take a sledgehammer to your family pet

But you're the type of coward who would pay $3.75 to eat a little bit of an innocent life.Somebody else destroyed...

You guys never took any psychedelics..
did you?

Because all of these things become quite clear when you explore psychedelia

>>938397804

He's been working on that word for almost nineteen hours so far

YIPPEEEEEE!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

I just found ¾ of a joint i forgot about

AWESOME

Ingest prebiotic poopoo

>>938397789
Fair enough. I'll give it a try next time I hit BK. I tried KFC's Beyond Fried Chicken and I honestly couldn't tell much of a difference other than the texture, which wasn't bad.
>>938397871
>take a sledgehammer to your family pet
Boy, this is awkward... That's actually how I killed my cat. He had cancer and the rest of his life was pretty much going to be nonstop pain, so I made the hard choice. I can only hope someone does the same for me when my time comes.

LSD is an INTROSPECTIVE PSYCHEDELIC

It's a crash course college,
TAKING INVENTORY OF YOURSELF

Whereas MDMA is an EMPATHIC psychedelic, is a crash course college in UNDERSTANDING OTHER PEOPLE

It's too bad.You guys grew up in an era where those drugs aren't even available anymore, and if they are, it's probably just a research chemical and not the real thing

>>938397980

yep....
Like I said, i don't want to convert anybody into anything

I'm only concerned with controlling my own little world, my own behavior

But yeah...
It's definitely worth trying
And that's why I mentioned it's much better when you cook it at home

( you can call any company and tell them what a big fan of their product you are, and ask them to send you some complimentary coupons)

Then if you've never used their product before...

Within a week you will have a coupon in the mail, FREE IMPOSSIBLE BURGER

Buy it at the store and cook it at home
It's much more enjoyable that way
And YES, is free of the grease ftom the conveyor belt

It's a work of art...
and THATS i'm trying to convey to you

Not.
Vegetarianism

but THE ART OF IMITATION MEAT

They have absolutely perfected it
( beyond meat is not nearly as good)

ive got a pretty shitty confession to make

>>938398109
But what about his imitation meat? Would you?

I can't believe i'm even saying this.....

>>938398263
Let's smear it.

>>938398267
There's a girl that lives a couple doors down from us..... and.... well......

and YEP........ ..........

But it's not going to happen again.

Turns out I am a flawed human...
But i'm not going to make that mistake again

And I'm probably going to.
Put it all out on the table TONIGHT

>>938398356
If Andy plopped a brone one done on my table tonight, I'd be so crappy...

Because admitting i'm a piece of shit is relatively easy for me

>>938398412
I am what I eat, therefore I am several pieces of shit.

Is but seeing the reflection of a coward in the mirror is UNACCEPTABLE

So i've known I was going to confess this entire time...

But i've been waiting for the energy to be right

Choosing the wrong time to make a confession is the worst idea of all

But I pretty much knew it the first time she met me... i could see it in her eyes...

I've grown familiar with that particular look, and I knew where it was headed

I recently disappeared from here for a while......

I was kind of predisposed you could say

but she's 23 ... and is quite persuasive

oh well..... like all the stupid niggers say:
"it is what it is"

And I readily admit I used a disagreement between my wife and Ibas an EXCUSE

I guess I was waiting for an excuse

And I finally found one in a trivial disagreement

So I'm definitely not proud of myself.And in fact would be very disappointed if the same thing were done to me

An important thing to remember in life:

Even your best friends will stab you in the back... those are the ones you allowed to know your schedule... to know.
When you're most vulnerable...

So don't be surprised when it happens again and again

HOWEVER:
How much they care about you is measured in THE TIME IT TAKES THEM TO CONFESS....

Boy, I can't wait for E to get tired of spamming so we can get right back to SLIDDING like nothing ever happened, making him SEETHE uncontrollably!

GREAT EXAMPLE:
True story....

Back when I was still doing hard drugs, i had an amazing friend named sean
(he and I are still great friends)

Shawn and I sequenced music together. we created music.
Using high quality equipment...

We were also taking large amounts of drugs the entire time....

One weekend, Shawn's gf's parents were visiting, and he let me take a KORG keyboard home to work on a song.

I had a mural job I was about to begin the next week, so I justified it in my mind when I PAWNED THE KEYBOARD AND BOUGHT MORE DRUGS....

There was no question whether or not I could get the keyboard back from the pawn shop. Because the mural job was guaranteed...

But that wasn't the issue

The issue was BROKEN TRUST

>>938398798

I'm afraid you're going to be holding your breath for quite a while....

It's been like twenty five years so far... longer, actually....

May I recommend an oxygen tank?

WHY THE FUCK ARE CINNAMON ROLLS TRIGGERING MY TRYPOPHOBIA LOL

The minute I pound the keyboard, I WAS INSTANTLY RIDDLED WITH GUILT....

I was so disappointed in myself...

So I drove over to shawn's house...
He wasn't home...
I decided to sit on his front porch until he arrived

They all showed up... him and his girlfriend, and her parents following behind in their car...

I got up off the porch and walked into the driveway, and sean's car was still moving when I opened his his driver door and screamed in his face :

" I PAWNED THE GOD DAMN KEYBOARD!!!!!"

I didn't care if her parents knew or not

"I PAWNED THE GODDAMN KEYBOARD!!!"

He recoiled at first, i guess he thought I was about to hit him or something?

But once he realized what I was telling him HE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING....

" i don't care, Johnny is trust you"

I told him: " there was NO WAY i was going to even say the word HELLO until I told you the truth"

and he said " that's exactly why I trust you"

>>938399280
You are pounding your keyboard? No need. Just press caps lock if you want upper case

I plotted to take his hoodie to the next life

and just like I mentioned, on monday , the client gave me the fifty percent down payment on the job and I got the keyboard out of the pawn shop and brought it back to sean's....

>>938399356
lol @ you actually using a fucking computer

hahahahaha

What's next, grandpa? a horse and buggy?

>>938399404
You're using a computer, too, ya schizo.

>>938399404
You're the one with the keyboard. I've got a phone

>>938399356
I had six laptops in my bedroom. SIX....
dont ask me why... for some reason I couldn't stop buying them...

I let my son have one of them...

And now there were five in my bedroom

That's when my friend JON FOX came to visit me, he's my worst friend...

we have literally called each other "my worst friend" ever since he was 16, and I was Fucking the shit out of a girl he went to school with... is a billionaire's daughter named stephanie...

so Jon was about to leave, and for no reason at all, at the drop of a hat i looked over at 1 of my laptops.And decided to break it over his head...

He was walking out the door and I, " hey I want to show you something"

and I SMASHED THE LAPTOP OVER THE TOP OF HIS HEAD....

He was okay... didn't really hurt him...
But it destroyed.
The computer obviously...

And that's the day I decided I was shot out on computers

>>938399437
>>938399448

lol ahhhhhhhh..... sweet summer child

WHY ?....
Because it was funny...
Because it was completely unexpected
Because he's my worst friend

He didn't get hurt.....

So I had already decided my relationship with computers had reached some kind of plateau..

This is the same guy who taught himself how to do point by point full-blown.Three d animation on my commodore amiga back in the old days, before I b m platforms could even handle color

So I had already divorced computers when I first saw people on smartphones...

I was driving one day and I saw a person at a bus stop on a smartphone...

And then I started seeing them everywhere...

And I actually made a bold statement:
" I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE"

fast forward a year and i'm sitting in a georgia state prison....

And I see commercials on the television set SAMSUNG GALAXY S3

State of the art....
And I said to myself
" when I get out, think I might try that"

But I didn't.. when I was released from prison I ended up in a relationship with an emo girl.. is the big hair in the bangs and the make up

And the last thing I was thinking about was smartphones...

I was also selling meth, and one day a loser drug addict came over to my place with his girlfriend, asking if I wanted to buy a phone ( trade it for drugs)

NOPE....
not interested, sorry...
When they pulled out the phone , it was a samsung galaxy s3

" i'll trade it for forty dollars worth of dope"

"twenty"

"sold!"

Course it was stolen

And suddenly I had a portable computer in the palm of my hand....

And i've never been interested in the geeky geeky programming mathematical end of computers, because.
I used them as a creative studio to create art and music.

So suddenly I had this miniature computer in the palm of my hand

And I decided to conduct an experiment and test the limits of smart.
Phones regarding art and music

And here I am all these years later
Still conducting the experiment
As Processors have improved, i found my sweet spot

I've been thinking about getting a computer lately

.................... Because I'm planning on doing some 3D animation stuff

But other than three d animation i can handle all of my art.And music projects right here on this mother fucking phone

>>938399624
i've literally done every part of this except step one.

When complying with a psychiatrist prescribed medical regimen ( like good boys do) i developed a case of what they call mini parkinson's...

thats right.... the lithium carbonate they prescribed me gave me permanent tremors

My hands shake a lot now...

That's why I use speech to text, as much as possible...

Here I am on another samsung galaxy phone years later, and everything has come full circle...

Because that original samsung galaxy s3 was an amazing phone... UNTIL A SAMSUNG UPDATE RUINED IT...

And this Samsung Galaxy I'm using right now.Was also recently ruined by a samsung update...

Now the speech to text is completely dysfunctional, and the entire phone is basically destroyed in my opinion...

Now, turn off the phone you have to go into settings...

lol

So yeah i'm thinking about finally getting another computer

>>938399927

lol really? lmao

Forgive me for being a bit confused.But exactly what is step one?

s mashing the laptop over a friend's head?

In case you're wondering
IT WAS HILARIOUS !!!

" hey I want to show you something"

KAPOW!!!!

even he busted out laughing

He's still my worst friend and he's my son's godfather

He's a jewish guy, who used to be a little teenage kid when I met him, but he proved himself to be AN AMAZINGLY LOYAL FRIEND even at that.
Young age....

>>938400009
How do you paint?

Spotlight on a day?

If I went two hundred miles straight up in thear and turned around and looked back at earth.... IS IT "TODAY"?

Exactly WHAT is a DAY?.....

It's just.
One gigantic millisecond

>>938400213
Exceptionally well......

And i'm not bragging....
If jimi hendrix told you he played guitar really well, that's not bragging...

If you meant how do I navigate through shaking hands....

Leave it or not.
The problem isn't that bad when you're actually doing something, holding something in your hand and doing mechanical gestures.

It's much more of a problem when you're doing something like typing

I've always struggled through speech to text typos... it's gone with the territory

But this recent samsung update has taken things beyond the pale

THIS SAMSUNG IS GOING TO BE SMASHED INTO LITTLE PIECES VERY SOON

And I'll never spend another penny with the samsung corporation again

They have a long history of rolling out updates, knowing its bricking their phones...

Global rollouts, where europe has already had all of their phones bricked by the update, but samsung decided to continue rolling it out to the u s a

Fuck them.....

Is what good is a BMW if they're going to secretly send a mechanic to your driveway to destroy the car?

"IS"

That's one of the main issues.I'm having with speech to text. for some reason, it continually inserts the word "IS" into anything I say, no matter what I say.

I could say " supercalifragilistic hepatitis c" and it would insert the word IS at the beginning...

I wish that was the only problem. i could live with that, but that's just the tip of the iceberg

kek
e btfo!

Do you want to hear something funny?

When I just said the words " i could\nSay supercalifragilistic is hepatitis c"

IT INSERTED THE WORD "IS" and I had to go in and delete it manually...

Literally inserted the word IS while I was complaining about it , inserting the word IS

Also.
Notice how this sentence gotten.
Got messed up?

see what it just did?
It.
Turned one sentence into three, it just did it again on this sentence as well...

and then theres the /n issue

it keeps inserting "/n" between words for no reason...

>>938400783

Not at all.......... not at all...

I can.
Paint the mona lisa with Q Tips & Tempera Paint

And\nYou wouldn't be able to tell the difference

My goal here is not having correct text formatting

I'M FULLY ABLE TO GET UNDER PEOPLE'S SKIN NO MATTER WHAT THE KEYBOARD IS DOING

In fact, i'm the most irritating grain of sand that's ever been in any goddamn condom

That's what i'm doing here..
I don't know if I ever really explained it to you

I AM THE GRAIN OF SAND IN YOUR CONDOM

Good luck getting rid of me

>>938400783

.... Oh and when I said YOUR condom

It wasn't actually talking about YOU

That was a statement ANYBODY

>>938395307 (OP)
It smells in here.

The way i've always seen it.. .

In real life, long before the internet
but Definitely on the internet as well...

IF THOSE PEOPLE APPROVE OF ME...
I'M OBVIOUSLY DOING SOMETHING WRONG

So i've been keeping myself entertained by rubbing people the wrong way for decades now

Which is exactly why i'm in this thread.

That's exactly why I respect the log fag concept....

It's not the content..
it's the RESULTING CHAOS
And the frustrated impotent anger
Of small minded idiots
who\nAre too stupid
to get the joke

>>938401035
That's pretty fucking childish

>>938401100

...................................................smiles

I love it when they think.I type like this because I came from reddit

It irritates them SO MUCH
Such little effort required
For such drastic impressive results

okay......

ive had lot of fun today...

It's time to do the dishes

be well

adios

>>938401221
Too poor for a dishwasher?

>>938401291
We have a dishwasher...

I prefer doing them by hand....
we've never used that dishwasher not even one time

>>938401314
Why not clear out the space and put in a computer or a Sybian machine?

ooops correction

I used the dishwasher to hide some marijuana in

>>938401360
im married to a Sybian

>>938401360
Oh I almost completely forgot to tell you

I'm going to create a thread soon detailing my progress in TEACHING CATS HOW TO COUNT...

yep... believe it or not I have had some fair fairly impressive results teaching my cat how to count

There are five rescue cats
so I decided five was a good number to teach them

And I have actual proof of the results
(so far TWO of them have learned to understand the numbers 1 - 5)

keep your eyes peeled for that thread

I wanted to tell you about it beforehand because when I post it i'm hoping you notice

>>938395307 (OP)
Capitalists and poop are the same thing. Killing capitalists is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>938401585
I'll keep my brown eye peeled

>>938397075
Not the one who you were talking to but I would love to fuck you in the ass!

>>938402362
I like thick cocks

>>938399544
OK, schizo, if you aren't using a computer, what are you using? Wait, let me grab some popcorn...

>>938401730
Do we have enough for brunch?

>>938406978
Slidda, there's enough poop in the log vault to feed all us billions for the next SIXXTY-SIXX years!

>>938407279
SIXX times a day, slidda!