Thread 938395445

why not just get a damn job

>>938395445 (OP)
I have 3. Im so tired.

>>938396990
Money any good

>>938395445 (OP)
Having a job would reduce the amount of time I can spend telling my friends about Andy's logs

>>938397185
Isn't that your job, though?

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

>>938395445 (OP)
Projecting again, logfag? The welfare entitled pervert is telling us to get jobs lol.

>>938397583
I would consider that to be a damn job

How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at eight thirty in the morning by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

no

>>938398699
pretty easily since i'm getting money in exchange which you somehow forgot to mention
maybe you're just fucking pathetic. getting out of bed at 8:30 is not asking much.

>>938401608
Wagging faggot. Go punch in.

I think working is pretty healthy for you. We can't just go provide for our selves in this society, our dopamine receptors are fucked, hence why you're (or we're) all scrolling and gooning on this forsaken website
You make friends at work, you get out the house, you get paid, you learn things. It sucks yeah, but I think being terminally retarded online is worse

>>938401661
you sound weaker with every post you make

>>938395445 (OP)
I have one, i just complete my work quickly and then listen to prank calls and shitpost all day

>>938404497
How come you have never ever done any prank calls yourself?

>>938405241
Im not creative enough to come up with good prank calls ideas. Plus ya gotta follow the rules of prank calling so it can be more effort than i want to when i can just listen to ones done by other people.

>>938404454
that's weak waggie

>>938398699
Have you read 'post office' by him? I can't remember much but remember I loved it and it was relatable as I've had many jobs that suck.

>>938405316
Im on my feet all day at work, it doesnt count, even if Im in the zone

>>938398699
Most people are aimless buffoons and need structure imposed on them by external forces because they lack the drive, creativity and/or knowledge to be self-employed.

>>938403855
Based

>>938406509
How on earth is that "based" it's just corporate talk

>>938406578
anon your posts sound like pure copium...

>>938395445 (OP)
I applied for "former B-tier opera singer turned TV presenter that larps as a blue-collar worker for a day" but that job was filled by Mike Rowe.

>>938395445 (OP)
I'll never work. I have one arm and the back of a stegasoris. I'm lucky I make it out of bed. I still manage to take care of my mom, 2 dogs, and 6 cats. Fml

>>938409803
How'd you lose your arm

>>938395445 (OP)
Had one. Trump took it.

>>938397125
hypothetically i make 21$/hr

>>938395445 (OP)
I have a job as a senior testing engineer and this week has been stressful so sometimes reading dumb shit on 4chan helps me unwind.

>>938413753
Get another damn job

Get 6 jobs. Work 240 hours per week.

>>938398699
It's not about enjoying it. It's about being mature and doing what's right, regardless of your feelings. Babies behave according to feeling. Men work nonstop because it's right. They don't whine and make excuses.

>>938414797
Please feed me.

>>938414700
Man I probably should but the market is so bad right now.
I feel terrible for anyone who is trying to job hunt right now because it's a wasteland.

>>938410143
Fapping

>>938414916
I'm sure glad Trump's tariffs are about to bring back all the manufacturing jobs so we can screw metal together for minimum wage.

>>938414916
Been at the same one myself ever since 2016. Health-care and unionized. Loooota younger folk I seen trying to apply and get rejected.

I'm going to 3D print everything. I'll give myself heart surgery and replace my heart with a 3D printed one

>>938415212
You have no heart after you left your wife and kids.

>>938415025
I love building models as I have steady hands and decent fingers but I'd probably kill myself if I had to precisely build models for 8 hours a day for minimum wage.
It's fun because it's what I want to do damnit!

>>938415566
Fun is a sin but making money for the factory owner is not only patriotic it's what God wanted from you all along.

>>938397583
I agree with you, the other thing is that America has been productive this whole time but all the gains went to the 1%
America and individual Americans should be wealthier than they were decades ago but we're not and instead we have musk and zuckerberg convincing morons everything's going swell

>>938415618
>You arrive in hell
AAAAA I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD FUN AAAAAA

>>938415792
Nonstop nigger beatings

>>938415792
I thought you were American. We have jobs and do stuff. This is America.