Thread 938409479

>take simp/player test
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
>see what vidya character you get
I got harry du bois lol

>>938409479 (OP)
pic related

bumping before taking the test

>>938409479 (OP)
Whoever made this never actually saw Joker.

>Doomsday Incel
bros how over is it for me?

>>938409482
the twist was he hallucinated a relationship with the chick but you're too dumb to see

That's chris-chan level incel insanity

>>938409484
My point is that he doesn’t actually hate women.

>>938409485
1. he hates his mother
2. he broke into a woman's house

I got no clue on who he is, but as a gamer my only option is "player"

>>938409479 (OP)
How's Lovecraft an incel when he had sex,Al has been fucking his wife for decades,Travis risked his life for a whore,even that sonichu freak had sex

>>938409479 (OP)
Nice IP grabber, faggot.

>>938409486
Explain how that’s a counter to what I said (it’s getting pretty clear that you made the chart yourself).

>>938409488
lovecraft was deeply afraid sex and even his wife said so

His marriage was a sham

>>938409491
his wife said he was good in bed too

>>938409492
source?

>>938409492
women lies all the time

Pretty accurate sadly. I got molested by my dad for years and it almost completely derailed me.

>>938409490
committing crimes against women is not loving them

Genuinely what are you supposed to do if you were never given a chance to develop social skills since you were young?

>>938409493
his wife you dipshit

>>938409479 (OP)
I don't think this is vidya anon.

>>938409497
develop them now? what do you think

>>938409479 (OP)
How is George an incel? He has a different girlfriend in every episode.

>it called me a fucking male feminist redditor
how over is it?

>>938409535
kek

>>718022139
Then I guess he must hate Italians because he killed De Niro. He must also hate white college kids because he killed three of those.

It’s impossible to have animosity for an individual without it being driven by hatred for a group they’re a part of (in your 80IQ mind), after all.

Also he literally didn’t even know he was breaking in to that woman’s house.

is Sanji reddit?

Okay, but I was right about everything I said. Whether I myself step up has no bearing on the role men and women are meant to play. And I don’t retreat. You can’t retreat if you never step up.

>>938409767
>You can’t retreat if you never step up
If you never step up then you've already retreaded in your mind

>>938409767
what does this mean? Is it redpill babble?

>>938409479 (OP)
Turds

HE'S LITERALLY ME

>>938409479 (OP)
>Apathetic Player
>Closest: Bill Tannen
>Right next to Travis Bickle and Nietzsche
s-senpai...

I think I'm just unlovable.

I tried putting in all of the correct answers (just pretending that women have no faults) and I said I’ve had 99 sexual partners but it just outright ignored that.

So you can be literally as perfect a man as possible and you still lose.

>>93840984
>>938409831
Only if you’re ESL and don’t know what the terms “step-up” and “retreat” mean.

>>938410193
Worked on my machine, maybe your correct answers aren't correct enough.

>>938410138
I mean considering where we are you probably got simp faggot tier but in my case I think it's kind of the fault of the A.I's algorithm - it tries to make being a "player" synonymous with romantic affection when all modern definitions make a clear distinction between a "player" and a "lover". See picrel.

>seeing them as sidepieces
>avoid real pursuit and dodge rejection

>scored a few hookups but rarely invest emotionally
>enough swagger to get occasional wins, but too apathetic to turn them into something more.

It implies that romantic love is the goal here despite the earlier answers already "understanding" that I have no desire for a romantic relationship.

Don't get down on yourself anon, remember that normies are insane.

>>938410193
Being a male feminist isn't perfect at all. It's making fun of you

You don't know how the test works lol

It's so fucking over.

>>938410321
It is if I’m getting regular pussy. It just ignored that fact, though.

Detached Casanova, Seinfeld

>>938410250
>>938410193
So it turns out that the way to be the perfect man is to not care about sex or women but still somehow get it all the time.

It’s that simple, fellas. The trick to having sex is to have sex.

>>938410565
this is actually the trick to life

If you look hungry you'll starve

>>938409479 (OP)
>no Char
Shit effort.

>>938410565
>>938410193
>He thinks being as nice to women as possible is what makes them want to fuck you
anon I have some bad news for you

>>938410613
This is the kind of useless advice that you get on here. “Just be aloof and put in no effort”. Yeah, okay. I’ve shown no outward interest in women for 15 years, so that’s clearly not the answer. You need to be attractive or successful, that’s what actually matters.

>>938410565
It really is that fucking simple.

>>938410778
Again, how do you have sex without putting in effort. Actually explain. Women don’t just fall out of the sky like an anime.

>>938410770
you're retarded, I think that's the problem

>>938410852
>>938410770
The very website you took the taste on has a dating advice AI to answer questions like this

Allow me to spoonfeed you

>>938410862
Still no explanation, huh? This is definitely advice you’ve heard elsewhere and haven’t ever really thought about.

>>938410949
I see you couldn’t come up with a response yourself.

>>938411007
You want me to explain a complex concept to you personally? use an AI

So there you have it. Just have women inexplicably want to have sex with you by doing nothing. This is the advice that 4chan will give you while pretending that they’ve had any success.

>>938410852
Your issue is that you come off as a man in a desert thirsting for the barest sip of pussy. Reciprocation and putting yourself out there are still important, but that kind of desperation rightfully puts people off.

>>938411047
I’d like you to not dodge a question you clearly have no answer to like a coward.

>>938411109
I just said that I have shown no interest in women. That doesn’t fit your narrative so you’ve ignored it.

whatever

I can agree here, just not being that close to Keanu

>>938411122
I plugged it into the wingman.live AI that's the site that this thread is about and it gave an answer I find quite satisfactory. Here, have a reply

Sounds like you don't want an answer except "i'm doomed" in which case go fuck yourself

>>938411158
...why would isolating yourself from women work?

You have to do a little but not care too much. you're doing NOTHING and caring way too much, which is the opposite

>>938411272
>dodges question he has no answer to like a coward

To be expected.

>>938411312
I have sex, you do not

I win

>>938411299
If you don’t care and are aloof, that’s the same as isolating yourself. If you’re going out looking for women, you care and aren’t aloof.

>>938411334
I doubt it, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>938411362
Wanting something is not the same as spiraling when you don't get it

look up Outcome Independence

>>938411158
>I just said that I have shown no interest in women. That doesn’t fit your narrative so you’ve ignored it.
Your personal idea of the "perfect" man >>938410193 is the supreme turbo-simp, anon. Regardless of how little external interest you've shown, your approach to the "ideal" man clearly shows that you've got issues regarding pussy. Whatever, I'm not going to convince someone in an anonymous imageboard one way or the other, enjoy the dry spell I guess.

>>938409479 (OP)
I’m right in the middle on the ladies man side, closest is Neo from the matrix.

>>938411422
>care but don’t care
>do something but do nothing
>if you have no response it means you care too much

4chan, man.

>>938411158
>>938411477
>>938411272

faggot + shill

Shill, kys

Faggot, stop being a loser gay nerd bitch. Give me a specific example of a time you actually dropped your spaghetti and I'll tell you precisely what to do.

>>938411534
I was making some pasta the other night and burned myself and knocked the pan off. What do?

>>938411611
Dont cook drunk.

>>938411513
It’s basically telling me I’m too vanilla.

Vote for Pedro

>>938411477
All I did was say that women have the choice to what they want and definitely aren’t looking for attention or have shallow attractions. So that makes me a simp, I guess.

If I said the opposite of these things, that would make me an incel.

If I give no opinion, that’s the correct option, but nobody is able to contend with the fact that you need to care and not be aloof to even be in a position to have sex.

Advice is pointless. All that matters is how you look and what you have in the bank. “You’re a simp if you like women” “you’re an nice if you dislike women” “you’re just not trying hard enough to not try and caring too much by expressing no attachment”. All of this slop is cope. You can have simp opinions, incel opinions or be super aloof and still get pussy if you’re attractive and successful.

>>938410521
I got clueless Casanova, George Costanza. Lol

>don’t be a simp
>don’t be an incel
>just have no opinions or emotional attachment
>but also if you do that you’re isolating yourself and care too much

I’d like to remind everyone that not one poster has been able to contend with this.

>>938411958
Just pursue a woman as an individual instead of getting hung up on generalizations.

>>938412050
they are all the same person and eat each other alive if one steps out of line.

>>938411958
>Debate fedora man WINS argument with BEN SHAPIRO LOGIC. Zero sex for life ensues

>>938411611
Be more cautious. Also what pan? How did you burn yourself?
Unless you mean you accidentally grazed the side of a boiling pot, in which case, happens to me at times, too, and cooking way more complex stuff than pasta. Shit happens my nigga just move on.

>>938411832
women literally are not attracted to money

go to San Jose and check out the sad love lives of Nvidia engineers making 500k a year

>>938412104
Nope

>>938409479 (OP)
>4chan is literally me
>I'm literally 4chan
>Closest to Lovecraft who is a full-blown racist?
>Absolutely based

Today is a good day. Fuck women.

>>938409479 (OP)
>Courteous Charmer
>You come across as a respectful, balanced charmer who genuinely values fairness and good-faith effort. You handle rejection with ease, inject creativity into your outreach, and keep things low-pressure—resulting in consistent, moderate success rather than sky-high body counts. Overall, you’re the sort of courteous Ladies Man who earns points through respectful confidence and genuine connection.
Gave me Sokka. That's on the complimentary side of fair.

>>938409479 (OP)
Hey anons, if you don't like your results, use the quiz as a study guide and change your habits

>>938412158
>Ben Shapiro invented logic

Your argument fell apart with the slightest nudge.

>>938413546
you don't have sex

>>938412223
>women literally are not attracted to money

I guess they went for Harvey Weinstein for his charm and looks.

>>938413565
That makes two of us. I’m just honest about it.

>>938413588
They didn't go for harvey weinstein retard. That was like the explicit thing with the weinstein case was that he raped women and his dick was gross. Women might love money but they don't like gross fat guys abusing them so they can get another paycheck, not that you would know broke virgin.

>>938413615
my body count is 140

I'm happy and you're angry online, trying to debate your way out of inceldom on 4chan

>>938413588
they went for him because he had *status* and could get them into movies, not money

>>938413719
>oh no, I’m being “raped” in exchange for money and status! I won’t mention this until I’m too old to sell my bod- I mean.. get “raped” anymore

This is what you actually believe. It’s not even an exaggeration.

>>938413765
Mine’s 141. I’m happy and you’re angry online.

>>938413765
>he had status
Ok? You think that’s not related to money?

>lose argument
>“w-well I’ve had sex a thousand times! so there!”

2 for 2.

Took too long to reply. I’ll never see your witty rejoinder. Time to have sex with my 142nd woman.

>>938413902
Correct. Money is a barely correlating side effect.

Broke but well-known youtubers or musicians are way more attractive to women than anonymous millionaire engineers

>>938413945
>make non-argument
>shit your pants in an emotional fit
>talk about winning fictional argument to self-soothe
This is why you're a sad loser

This is pretty accurate. I love women, I just avoid opening up emotionally, because fuck that, so that lands me in the middle. Pisses me off that they compares me off to Jerry Seinfeld tho. I hate that turd