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Anonymous No.938415531 >>938415633 >>938416940 >>938417117 >>938417156 >>938417668 >>938418077 >>938420451 >>938420575 >>938420826 >>938421965
Why are you single?
Anonymous No.938415633
>>938415531 (OP)
Anonymous No.938415698
Because I was married once and that shit was gay
Anonymous No.938416564 >>938416689
5'3'' and it's not the penis
Anonymous No.938416689
>>938416564
Why are you so small
Anonymous No.938416850
Dating kinda sucks today. I’m not going to go through the bullshit of a dating app and women don’t want to be cold approached in public. Best option is to have a female friend hook you up with one of their single friends, but all the women I’m friends with like that live far away. At this point, if a girl falls into my lap, great, but I’m not interested in playing games
Anonymous No.938416940 >>938417044
>>938415531 (OP)
I prefer trans girls, but they're very rare where I live
Anonymous No.938417044 >>938417171
>>938416940
t-t-that's a guy?
Namefag No.938417117
>>938415531 (OP)
...because I'm hiding and waiting to be found by somebody smart enough to figure out the game.
Anonymous No.938417156
>>938415531 (OP)
https://youtu.be/NPiF8HZAA1I?si=n80Lta7m5oGW15Mc
Anonymous No.938417171 >>938417245
>>938417044
Girl*
Anonymous No.938417245 >>938417418
>>938417171
Bullshit. I just spotted the cock. You can't fool me.
Anonymous No.938417418 >>938417549
>>938417245
Yeah, she has a cock
Anonymous No.938417549
>>938417418
Hot diggity dog! Got an eye like a Russian sniper when it comes to spotting femboys.
Anonymous No.938417668
>>938415531 (OP)
Don't wanna be in one. I need some single time to do fun stuff after my last relationship.
I have no interest in getting into a LTR again, but I'm sure it'll happen.
I'll see some cute little chick wearing a Cock Sparrer shirt, and fall in love. I'm in no rush tho
Anonymous No.938418077 >>938418241
>>938415531 (OP)
Because life is simple this way. I was married long ago and I hated it - I felt strangled. I have no desire to be a father with a wife and a 15 year mortgage. I know a few like-minded women and it works quite nicely.
Anonymous No.938418241
>>938418077
You're an old man.
Anonymous No.938418577
because honey-do's, constant badgering, and the literal inability to just close my eyes for a quick nap on off days almost made me off. keep fantasizing about the 10/10 model waifu that teleports in for the exact amount of emotional and physical that you desire at any moment in time and then leaves you to your hobbies. im 10x the partner compared to a wife hating blue collar trad guy, but still, so many women are bottomless pits. there is literally nothing that can satisfy them, there's always another rung.
Anonymous No.938420451 >>938420505
>>938415531 (OP)
i'm lonely a lot, i'm not particularly skilled in seduction.
Anonymous No.938420505
>>938420451
When was the last time you had a gf?
Anonymous No.938420575 >>938422630
>>938415531 (OP)
women are poison
Anonymous No.938420826
>>938415531 (OP)
i like money
Anonymous No.938421965
>>938415531 (OP)
Because I realized that I needed to accept and love myself, and when I did the desire to be with someone died. I’m sure it’s nice to have that companionship, but it’s not needed to live this connected existence.
Anonymous No.938422630
>>938420575
why are you insecure?
i'm not single but i'm lonely because of my age, and i don't have any friends, and it's fucking annoying.