Thread 938423489

s/fur

Adult Edition

as opposed to what? child edition? for shame

All the semantics and bullshittery of 'adult' is all of a sudden surging though my overthinking brain.

boar dum

>>938423637
The hottest thing about this pic is how mentally unstable she looks.

>>938423698
you'd love me then

>>938423698
you should probably get that checked out

>>938423637
The hottest thing about this pic is whatever her internal body temperature regulates itself at.

I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY!
I'M AN ADULT!

>>938423752
Probably, yeah...
>>938423755
Why? Neurospicy girls are the best. If I'm not at least 30% scared of her it's not going to work.

I changed my YouTube profile pic to Clippy.

I hope this defeats the AI invasion once and for all.

>>938423619

Did you see the OP from the last thread? Total cub post.

>>938423628

Like, if she was a teenager when she died, but her skeleton has been resurrected for over 18 years kind of overthinking?

>>938424162
thinking about how its a cultural construct and how every cou8ntry has different rules for it.
thinking about the adult phase of insects that go though phases for growth

>>938424137
is that supposed to be an allusion to posting child pornography? because if it is I have some bad news

>>938424283

18 is the objective exact moment that you become an adult. If your country doesn't accept that, the US will probably embargo it until they do.

>>938424294

The first post in the last thread had childlike proportions. Mine did not. That's all.

Canon age need not be a concern in the equation.

>>938424415
but you can also be emancipated.
if i was born in the late evening, do I become and adult in the morning of my anniversary birthday?
aren't I technically a n adult a few days before my 18th birthday because I have had a few leap days stretching out the lifetime!??!??!

>>938424463
that seems like such a suspect thing to focus on especially given that these are drawings that have no correlation to any kind of childlike proportions as they are not children

WHAT IF i was 12 and then i put myself in a state of suspended animation for a thousand years and then went back to normal, would i still be 12 or would I be 1012?!?! would I be an adult?!?!?!

>>938424574
hi eth, dont tempt the ban happy mods with statements like that

pat pat

WHAT IF i was 30 and then I went back in time 15 years? would I be 15?? would I be an adult!??!?!

>>938424620

Can you be arrested for having sex with your younger self?

>>938424662
real questions that need real answers!

>>938424604
WHAT IF the tribal adult initiation ritual is something stupid like getting patted! And they pat you when you have only been around THE SUN nine times!!!!! ARE YOU AN ADULT??!?!?

WHAT IF my creators decided to name me Adult! WOULD THAT MAKE ME AN ADULT??@??!?!

>>938424114
I respect Louis Rossman's efforts, but I don't feel like changing my pfp to Clippy

IF someone says you are acting like a child, are you still an adult?!?!?

I'm mentally 15 therefore sex with me is statutory rape

IF you cut off your balls and lose your manhood, are you still an adult?!?!

hOly shit this is hurting my brain way more than it shoud.

>>938425160
that's just being trans

I wouldn't be surprised if this was just a ploy by YouTube to make people watch everything while signed in.

>"My account is 15-years-old. They have to know I'm an adult if I log into it."
>logs in and proceeds to feed YouTube/Microsoft more data with the understand that, yes, it is that specific user logged in and not a random guest

>>938425102

relatable

>>938425186
probably is
I made my account 13 years ago but the algorithm seems to know I'm an adult

>>938425212
but what if I want to be raped?

as you know, you can't rape the willing

I hope that brocco chocolate song I watched doesn't make pootoob think im 8 or someshit, especially when the song is over 30 years old.

hmm that's a good argument for liking jailbait
I'll remember that if the cops tell me it's bad
"it's okay officer, they wanted it"

but wait, if I'm mentally 15 and they're physically 15 then all is fine
"officer, I am mentally 15 so I've done nothing wrong"

>>938425354
>>938422352
Becoming a recluse. It's about the only thing I do now other than work. Money is tight, time is tighter. Things aren't well here.

Present.. the question of the day would be; La ?

>>938425463
i hope things get better for you, whoever you are

pat pat

>>938425463
Every day we stray further from sanity.

>>938425453
assert dominance, claim they raped you first

It be trying times

>>938425616
I think there's a lot that could help me, but they all; require real effort from me.

>>938425611
thanks

>>938425657
I need to get my life fixed. I hate this.

>>938425738
do you have any plans?
going back to school maybe?

>>938425842
I've thought about using my GI bill and getting an MBA but that's only good if I can fully commit to school, which I'm not in a financial position to do. BAH and the GI bill benefits take out the cost of school but not a lot of the rest of costs of living.

I want to get a job that pays me closer to $100k a year first so I can actually be stable. Spending 75% of my net income on a mortgage and utilities sucks. Getting a pay bump to be close to six figures would let me put money into savings, seriously invest in retirement and basically live comfortably without needing to put in 50 hours a week to stay afloat.

I'll probably retrain and wind up back in the Corps. I miss it more than anything, even if its me desperately grasping to the last bit of youth I have.

>>938425999
sounds grim, god speed

>>938425999
it might be worth going back to school
my brother is 34 and is going to college now, and I plan on it as well
but I know the Marine Corps is your thing
would they be able to help pay for more schooling?
I'm not sure how all of that works

oh wait, I'm dumb, I guess that's what the GI bill is
you could find a roommate and maybe work part time

I did kill my undergrad student debt last month which is cool but if I want to save for an emergency or literally just put money into the rainy day fund I'm living just like I was with the debt lmao

>>938426082
The GI bill I have is the one I'll have for life basically. They would pay for pretty much all of an MBA. I had a gunny who got his masters and undergrad at USC on the GI bill. There's always military schooling like the war college and command and staff but that's not really the same.

>>938426176
I have trust issues, I don't know if I could do the roommate thing

>>938426215
that's understandable, I'm the same way
it's not ideal, but it's about the only way to live somewhere while going to school
I guess you could look for a friend to stay with for a while tho I know that's not easy either

I would probably feel more confident or stable if I knew a layoff wasn't going to happen after christmas. The writing is on the wall, I don't have a future at my current place in my current role with no guarantee at pay or position increase other than "your next step is salaried or maxing out the pay scale and only receiving stock options each year"

>>938426334
yeah that sounds rough
it's worth investing in a degree if you can get further in life
I know I wouldn't want to work somewhere like that making fuck all

lol. I'm an idiot. You've been posting MILFs the whole time and I just now realized it's because this is the "Adult" edition.

That's some dedication.

>>938426333
>>938426392
I'd get an MBA at ASU, so I would be a commuter student and take the light rail. I don't think I'd go to another institution. I have weird opinions about rooming with friends. Usually being roomies with people you like, leads you to hate them. I learned that in college pretty quick by rooming with the few fraternity brothers I thought I liked.

I like my peace, and I'll protect or defend it as best I can. Having a gun safe with close to 100 bands in guns and NV equipment isn't exactly a prospect I want to gamble on. Plus my fursuit and my kitties. I have serious trust issues, it's weird and neurotic but I do.

>>938426459
good for you anon, you can read and humor the OP!

>>938426334

A mother and daughter who worked together got into an argument with their mutual manager and were fired at the same time today.

I know this because the daughter found herself in the hospital that I work for after opening up her wrist.

The manager sounded like a real dick.

your dedication is noted and frowned upon

>>938426504

I am the OP.

(I blame a lack of restful sleep.)

>>938426459
I wasn't actually trying to follow the edition
I just happen to have a lot of thicc busty women

>>938426499
that's understandable
I hope you can get it all figured out, best of luck

The daughter is physically well. (Okay, she cut herself deep enough to cause some harm. But nothing life threatening/altering.)

Mentally and financially, I can't say.

>>938426508
Corpos are so obsessed with customer image I seen them lose money trying to please them instead of telling those psycho Karens to fuck off. People are too "surface nice" now a days.

>>938426564

Odd that you would be posting them tonight though. It's like posting a bunch of wolves on a Full Moon edition after not having posted an abundance of wolves in the past.

>>938426508
damn that sucks

>>938426564
Yeah, life will happen. One way or another

what good are plans when you don't believe there is a future.

i might go to bed soon.

I'm going to log off and watch a movie.

Later.

>>938426632
not really, I post milfs every night lol

>>938426639
the future will always exist
it's up to us how we shape it

>>938426679
take care, enjoy the movie

>>938423489 (OP)
>sfur
Adult Edition
So many dumb fucks, so many good men like me.

gweg

gwungle

>>938427391
catte butte

gwogle

>>938427563
ye

>>938427563
inflatable furries are strange

hi womstdve i assume is yeen

pat pat

>>938427594
yeah I don't really get it, but it doesn't bother me either

gr8 tiddy nonetheless

hello patty

hungy

eat sum cheez

I'd crater the porcelain

Fist Yeen.

rood, yeen dont deserve that kind of treatment

Fist Yeen.

*lifts your tail*

What the heck!

Nyaa aaaa~

*licks your paw pads*

cat n darwin gay

*does your taxes*

Don't question why a cat knows how to do taxes.

get a room

>>938430355
Hey man I'm just enjoying my breakfast and doing my partners taxes.

And in return I'm the recipient of an attempted MURDER.

>>938430272
>>938430313
>>938430434
>>938430619
nice feet

>>938426540
I give it about five minutes before she lights her fur on fire smithing like this. Sparks fly sometimes.

Weird thread

>>938432643
You read through the threads you are late to...?

>>938432717
yes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>938432928
I'm sorry for the perfectly reasonable thread conversations that happen when you guys have gone to sleep.

>>938433096
it's okay, I miss a lot of the good ones
I'm sure you're happy about that

ded

>>938434890
Woah woah woah, why would someone be posting a picture of their junk on the internet for the sake of /r/No
Stupid
Questions? I mean sure, some people do it, I guess, but I can't imagine they'd be getting any answers here.

>>938434890
I'm trying to be productive instead of lurking
only thing I've produced today is sweat though

>>938435160
well it's good to be productive
must suck to not have AC
it's nice and cold in my room

>>938435169
yeah, it's one of those days where an AC would be great
It stayed really warm all night so now there's no heat capacity left to fight against the temperature outside approaching body-temperature rapidly.
At least I do have an air-dryer to keep humidity down or it would be absolutely unbearable (it was 25°C and 70% humidity when I woke up, sweating and towels don't help with the latter...)

Is an air dryer the same as a dehumidifier?

>>938435409
probably
I'm unaware of the distinction
basically a little device that cools the air down temporarily so the water condenses
unfortunately thermodynamics doesn't allow for the air to stay cold without the heat going elsewhere though

>>938435439
sounds like it. calling it an air dryer is on-brand for german.
let me guess, is it lufttrockenmaschine?

>>938435606
almost, Lufttrockner
much like a vacuum cleaner would be a dust sucker

>>938435636
amazing

>>938434890
Reading.

>>938436495
>glass-shards in pussy

>>938423489 (OP)
i'm an adult in japan and i still play this game and i use this app to have fun with fellow players just the same way when i was younger.

>>938436623
stop censoring your porn

I found a grey pube when I went to shower.

joining the grey-muzzles

hmm

>>938437226
That's fine by me. I don't mind aging.

>>938437429
until the arthritis kicks in and deforms your bones

6am

>>938437466
shit.. ya I guess I meant the more visual aspect

>>938437466
Speaking from experience I see.

>>938437545
my grandfather had it really bad with crooked fingers and toes

who else doesn't wanna work today?

I don't want to walk dogs and make food and kill time.

and just like that I have to walk a dog

>>938437670
F

>>938437670
okay

>>938437643
I recommend physician assisted suicide.

off to work i go

>>938438095
Don't trip.

nick = homosex

1 down, 3 to go.

>>938438208
nick = pedo
ethereal=homosex

please do not besmirch eth's gud name, also hi eth

pat pat

Nice, I have a new cultist.

>>938438654
eth is the type of person that removes the 'do not remove' tag from mattresses and pillows.
just saying

why would there be a tag on there just for the sake of having a tag on there anyways?

machine wash low
do not mix with colors that bleed
gentle cycle dry

DO NOT MIX
WITH COLORS
THAT BLEED!

With pastel gore all colors bleed.

Someone put a jar of nutella in the wrong spot and I found it looking for spices yesterday. its a month expired but im still going to go through it now.

today needs to be pizza and bread day.

>>938439142
nutella has so much sugar I don't think it can go bad

>>938439630
yeah, but it was separating. It morely shows how long it's been forgotten up there.

>>938439630
I can't eat such a cute nutella.

>>938439692
Never had that happen
still, shouldn't matter
also a month over is nothing

>>938439745
depends on what kind of 'eat'

>>938440674
>>938440674
>>938440674

>>938437587

My grandmother is in the hospital, so I'd have to go there either way.